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Typing out a few quick sentences and pressing "send" has never been easier, right? Exchanging messages play a huge role in our everyday life, giving us incredible freedom to communicate with our family, friends, and even total strangers from any corner of the world. But this also means we’re pretty easy to reach too, and unfortunately, not everyone’s up for a friendly chat.

Our phones sometimes have a tendency to light up, pour more fuel into our nightmares, and turn our world upside down in mere seconds. Not to sound overly dramatic or anything, but just take a look at this list right here. We’re taking a deep dive into a cursed collection of texts, courtesy of the 'Texts With Threatening Auras' Instagram account. The creators of the page document the very worst examples that end up spiraling off somewhere we least expect, leaving us knocking on wood and crossing our fingers in hopes for the best.

We have gone through their feed and gathered some of the most painfully awkward examples below, all for your entertainment! So enjoy scrolling through this list and be sure to tell us which of the entries made you feel slightly in danger. Keep reading to also find an in-depth interview about how to avoid getting lost in translation while sending texts with the web psychologist Graham Jones. And if you think you can handle even more hilarious threatening messages, check out Part 1 of this feature right over here.

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Taki Takanashi
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4 years ago

LMAO that's perfect.

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    Tassenküchlein168
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    4 years ago

    Get some therapy, dude.

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    BadCat
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    4 years ago

    I hate either of them. Spotify doesn't even have all the music I'm trying to find. Youtube is more reliable, and I can listen to the whole song.

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    Round 1: FIGHT!

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    Theo Lee
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    4 years ago

    What is that picture lol

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I have to ask why does he has her phone??

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    User# 6
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    4 years ago

    Who on earth buys cucumbers by the kilogramme?

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    Tommy Pickles
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    4 years ago (edited)

    My mom would have found this funny once she found out what happened and proceeded to show everyone she knew.

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    Dead Rat
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    4 years ago

    I d like to meet this person and request them to be my friend

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    a penne for your effort

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is just sad. That lady needs help.

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    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They asked for a duck - they got a duck!🦆

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    RUN

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    JoyfulZebra
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    4 years ago

    Well? You heard the woman! Go down to Walmar and get her a loaf of bred!

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    Tiger Pearl
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    4 years ago

    Creepy, terrible, but kinda funny too. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    Yash Kumar
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    4 years ago

    1

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    Monika Rhodes
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    4 years ago

    Oh, you poor dude..

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
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    4 years ago

    This is not sexual harassment... makes me think he has done it a few times and gotten reported maybe...

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's fuqqed up.

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    Tommy Pickles
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "We need to talk." The most frightening sentence to me. Talk now or don't talk. Don't leave me sitting with anxiety for hours for something that is usually beyond stupid.

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yes

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    Tommy Pickles
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    C**p like this is why I stopped using ubereats. Last time I ordered I gave a 30% tip in the app, had the driver demand a cash tip at the door (while keeping my door open with his foot) and when I showed him on my phone his tip he said, "You BETTER rate me a 5." F that behavior. I've been in food service. I get it. In America the tip system is just outrageous. I always try to remember my time in the fiod industry here. But you don't intimidate or pull c**p like the driver in this post.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm bringing chili

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    René Studer
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    4 years ago

    Obviously.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'll leave you to it

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    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
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    4 years ago

    That escalated really quickly.

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    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yikes. Charming woman.

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    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Remembering Maryland got me through it all.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Smooth

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Let me check my schedule, see when I can fit you in.

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    Manasvi Tupe
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    4 years ago

    I would get a heart attack if mom sent me this

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER

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    ElenaK
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    4 years ago

    What's with all these manipulative guys taking their partners' phones? Cringe!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Cancel the whole order if they are out of cheese.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *throws phone out window*

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    Theo Lee
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    4 years ago

    Wow..

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh this is nightmare inducing

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    René Studer
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    4 years ago

    Is that english?

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    Keilana Ferenczy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Farewell, sleep. See you in a couple years. Maybe.

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