40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

This is awesome :D

No, my friend. Not at all.

a tradition that should remain in the past.

I was far too innocent and thought the imprint in the chair was a pig's snout.

Damn, that's brutal.

Guess that's just "nuts".

If she pulls too hard it’s gonna be their last child

Only bring these back when they say the birth givers are exaggerating their pain

I thought it was a nose and then I found out it’s a nose for balls

Um, is this in "used condition," or "new, without tags"?

. . . and only $25.

stupid. No one told her to get pregnant. I'm sure most men would say skip it.

"old tradition", except nobody actually ever did that outside of dumb jokes and\or myths...

nose table

Hahahahaha love this.

That's sick. Boo, hiss

Looks more like a Scottish bar stool

WTF

Dang, couldn't that do permanent damage?

Great idea! My friend's due date is fast approaching and she always complained how her husband has had it easy! Should be interesting

Am I the only one who noticed how tiny those holes are ?!? Getting your jewels through the holes should be punishment enough!

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Wonder how many men were castrated during their child's birth

Not just titties... o.o

Did they claw their way out

I think these are Christmas ornaments popular among gay men. Featuring mermen professions.

they can just use the floor (so I've heard)

the planet of seagulls

I bet it is comfy

I love how even the dog can’t look at the camera lol

Looks like Freddie Mercury ;o)

I drawer the line at this...

those death marks are disturbing

I hate plastic plants- what is the point?

Not bad

It would be great in a kid space. You could never tell if they spilled anything on it

there is probably to infinity and beyond numbers in the box

Where did they get all the teeth from?

the breath of Britney Spears- goes for a load of cash. So I've heard...

No, there's an underground market for those.

Noooooo

I totally believe that they need it gone.

I love big butts and I can not lie

Expensive bean sprouts.

having a satanic dump

I'm assuming it's for medical students.

That's more of Bill than I ever wanted to see.

by Bandy Poohol?

Looks like Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs!

Aren't these moulded to fit the individual? Still gross anyway.

Good for the more fancy gamers

50% off! Practically a steal!

Evil dead vibes

Ew