40 Things Basically Everyone Does But Doesn’t Talk About

So glad I am not the only one.

Ok some songs are just that good.

YES THIS!😆

ALL the time!!

The same for telling jokes!

Must be polite...must be polite

That is definitely a hard one but considering the situation I would be in that I had 6mins to live, I would probably listen to Always look on the bright side of life from Monty Python.

When the cashier gives you the change by placing notes on your palm and then the coins on top... awkward shuffling around of money ensues.

If a person is there trying to make a decision or taking too long I just say excuse me please and grab what I want.

It's about concentration though.

I have a 2m charger cord so I'm good! :)

Hahaha, I do this all the damn time.

I once got 'caught' by a store manager after the alarm went off, i was 12. I patiently waited right after the sirene, but nobody showed up. I got some angry faces from customers and personnel. I tested the alarm again by swinging my plastic bag trough the gates, it went off again. Nobody showed up... After one minute i started walking back to my bike, and right then someone grabbed me by the neck. He dragged me roughly to a small office where i had to empty my pockets and bag. He checked the receipt and saw that I didn't steel anything. He tested the alarm with my bag, it went off. They seem to have forgotten to remove a tag. I was 19 when i had the guts to enter that store again.

It's the best feeling ever, knowing you can have lots more sleep! Like waking up at 7 but then remembering it's the weekend and you can go back to sleep

That’s a bit dangerous. Although I have walked to the shops and as I am almost half way home I have thought “I don’t even remember walking to the shops”. It’s like I was just suddenly placed there without knowing how I got there. Does that make sense? Kind of like I was on auto pilot.

hits way harder in quarantine

Just to feel the pull of gravity...

omg it actually sounds just like that

My OCD makes me do weird s**t like this :( It can be really tough

*oop time to eat dinner and go to sleep again*

also works when you make awkward eye contact with strangers and don't want to be perceived as rude

wow this article is so accurate

So often i buy things that will eventually be used like kitchen towels just to avoid this...

But if it's 135.99 dollars with free shipping, then it's fine!

As a night worker all the time!!!

Nah, that's enough for a full 8 hours of sleep.

I mean, it's a direct order. No?

Hell you think I actually want my family to know where I am at?

But i am an adult.

This is comfortable. When I straiten out my back hurts.

Hehehe😆

Too often.

I always put one foot in and one foot out. I remember reading it controlled the temperature of your body.

I don't care how you get here, just get here if you can...

It feels nice okayy, sort of relaxing

Trump. Totally Trump.

😂

haha I always think that this is how I would look if I were pregnant.

It is almost like forgetting that the same thing was posted already

He looks like Steve Carell.

But are you, actually?? Are you?!?

Yeah I hope the FBI agent doesn't see me look up "Did NASA invent thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?"

Unfortunately i am not able to do that and make a face that says it all

Tip: I just remember the word 'cesspool', because 'necessary' has the same 'cess'

Chocolate chip is my favorite!

and sleeping peacefully, knowing that the 15 minutes turned into 3 hours.

Haha😂

I mean either way it's a commitment.

I live in Michigan so it's more like a embarrassed shake of the head.

Wow! Bored Panda didn't censor the cuss word! That's a first..

Or when you know what your going to say and when its your turn you panic and forget the thing you where going to say.

One does not simply not comment on the best meme format ever

I swore I’d never say “my bad” . I lied. My bad.

at the end of a zoom class I pretty much look like that

Cannot say that i've done this.

We lazy human beings🙄

Grammarly: "the act of *word*" bruhh

vs me listening to violin concertos on my way to selling drugs and ready to kill

It's apparently a trick to go back into that room to help you remember

Or tv shows and books

Thanks for the totally random photos to use for this.

Me in quarantine.