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We're Jason & Ymei from Penang, Malaysia. I made J&Y Productions, and I'm the creator behind the comic books The Potato Couple.

I draw anything that happens between us, and from all around us. Here is a small selection from my comic collection about my life and a potato relationship.

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#1

How To Talk To Short People

How To Talk To Short People

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Bella Smith
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So cute Im so short and used to be teased about it this is soo sweet

John L
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For everybody, who's name is not Randy Newman, the correct word for her is "Petite". It's also sexier, and has no condescending implications. Women like this more, and you will have less trouble finding a partner.

layne
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally the solution; laying down = equidistance

layne
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

curious isn't it? all great suggestions & ideas. i'll toss in mine - heaven melons (a type of melon hybrid from Malaysia). still curious though...

Hamlets twin
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure... last time I asked a girl to lay down to talk all I got was a slap!

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    #2

    Work Vs Life

    Work Vs Life

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oohh, if only this wasn't dead on true...

    Kimberly Robinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly what happened to me, today. "Work" shot my "Life" in the back of the head with two taps, like it was a mob hit.

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life for all adults who have work but no family, dead

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I don't turn around it didn't happen"

    MITS Koala
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my life killed work, and then killed himself

    #3

    Sleeping Beauty

    Sleeping Beauty

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    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh, no...no, nooooo. Dont speak! Dont speak! Go! My gentle Scorpio!

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, you have Melody you have one of those too!

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    Bella Smith
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    7 years ago

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    why do they make the guy bigger than the girl making her seem smaller and more vulnerable?

    Potato
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the artist's drawing style and you haven't even seen these people. Why do you care who looks bigger?

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    #4

    Oops...

    Oops...

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some see butterflies & are taken away, others feel butterflies & taken away...

    XxxAlexUvUxxX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but your not the butterfly🫠

    Erica D B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always happens to me except the other person only thinks I'm creepy.

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me but I didn't say a word. Because I saw what she was looking at it was a cool bird

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    #5

    Lazy Rainy Day

    Lazy Rainy Day

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    ZAX-A-DWEEB🥰️
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there where 2 flashes it'd be them cuz they be ZOOMIN

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is true if there's a rainy day I be lazy

    Cecelia Paya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U guys are so cute !! Its like my bf and i :)

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like that smug effect it's pretty cool!

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark, rainy days are the absolute best for instantly returning to bed & sleeping in... then staying there to watch lots of movies & eating dinner in bed ... The best

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    #6

    I Was Too Naive Back Then

    I Was Too Naive Back Then

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny even at age 6 i already knew i never wanted to be an adult. am still too naive however.

    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grass on the other side always seems greener when you are young, doesn't it? ;D

    Echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is one thing I wish I could get through to my kids. Is this. I think it must be impossible. I know when I was younger I didn't get it. And I doubt my kids will either. Not till it is too late.

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    ZAX-A-DWEEB🥰️
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *life is fun part of the lyrics* we are young, not for long

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me when I was a kid. I grew up and realized how stupid I was.

    Dora Larson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 6 my teacher asked me what I want to be when I grow up and I just said "I don't know maybe I'll just have kids and die" And after babysitting my cousins I don't want kids I was quite the dreamer in 1st grade.

    Sal Altschul
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost 30 and I like to say that I'm an adult but most emphatically NOT a grown-up. Grown-ups are pirates.

    xojop
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    7 years ago

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    AMAZING JOB Google paid each week on-line from home over $4000+ simply by operating merely on-line. Last month I actually have got paid $19523 simply by operating four weeks on-line. Its simply wonderful and my earnings ar currently far better than regular nine to five workplace job. This job is simply outstanding. attempt currently to induce additional money on-line from the small print here...... http://bit.ly/2mgS6mW

    Echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well I make $5000+ a week so beat that.

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    #7

    Every Single Time

    Every Single Time

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    John L
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, once is not so bad. After all the missus does this every night, and often more than once. :D

    Alex Newell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it's cold outside the covers

    Ellis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the worst: warm in bed, cold outaide bed, but you need to leave your confy warm bed and go out into the cold to pee... That's the moment you realise how strong your bladder really is! (or not)

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    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that what a chamber pot is for?

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being the sleep addict i am, often i can procrastinate until later... at other times i fall asleep on the toilet.

    daphneliaw zishih
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were him I would jump out of bed and rush to the toilet

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true I have woke up in the middle of the night and needed to pee but didn't so I didn't wake anybody up

    Han
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the little lum chum in the bed pictures!! Cuuuuuuute x Kunghei Fatchoy peeps

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    #8

    Fart Exhaust

    Fart Exhaust

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could use a super comfy one, as i call myself Gaseous Clay! World's Champion #1 Farter!

    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure you are wearing clothing. That way hot air is the only thing that passes through the hole. ;D

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also a deadly trap for the unwary who have cats... Your most precious parts become a nicely framed target for sharp little claws. Beware!!

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till version 2 comes out. It will have a lot of enhancements. Such as the pet model. Which will include a fully caged bottom section. The deluxe model even includes a capture system that you can use to dispose of your expelents.

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    Willy Wonka
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah so thats what those holes are for. I always thought it was to save resource because they are cheap chairs!

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Nope you had it right the first time. When your company sells hundreds of thousands of chairs. A little bit of plastic goes a long way on costs including weight for shipping.

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    Sam Swordman Loukil
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to take your jeans first ... i think so !!!

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't a man get his testicle lodged in one of these holes? He bought a little stool to use in the shower because he had problems standing up or something like that. When he was lathering up, he felt a testicle go "sploop!" :-O

    Porg.Revolution.98
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wear a long skirt, sit down, cover the chair (with skirt).... FART CONTAINER

    Joanna Amaral
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wondered what those wholes were for

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    #9

    She Hates Excessive Tickling

    She Hates Excessive Tickling

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    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks tickling is mean? I can't stand it.

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my boyfriend had never learned where my weak spots are because he tortures me!

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tickling is the worst because it's an involuntary action that makes it sound like you're having fun. even if you hate it.

    Leon Lipschitz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my wife through and through She hates been tickled or scratched

    ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken!! (Those Who dont know what this is, its street fighter)

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only on occasion am not ticklish, though he slightly is he usually can withstand not reacting while keeping a stone cold poker face. Urrrughh!

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    #10

    Shink!

    Shink!

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    Mystery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed way too hard on this one

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    #11

    Memories In School

    Memories In School

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    Katarina Sujono
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♥Awwww♥ that never happened to me...

    Sumaya Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or did it?(that might have happened but you were asleep and did not notice).

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    HG Guy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know she is the one when you can stare at she sleeping, time stops and the whole universe opens before you..

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never happened to me or any one.else from kindergarten to 2nd grade

    MITS Koala
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she will b***h slap me as soon as my hand goes near her

    ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that happened to me while im in school ❤❤❤❤❤💕💕💕💕💕❤❤❤❤💓💓💖💖💗💗💘💝

    Jill Maristela
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually was trying to sleep and one of my friends that had a girlfriend did that with his pencil. I'm so confused

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    #12

    Pickup Lines

    Pickup Lines

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extremely corny, misleading & maybe a tad worrisome. Though it's also kinda endearingly sweet & vulnerable to dare to say something so cheesy.

    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naah, he's just making sure he's covering all the bases. It keeps him out of trouble. :D

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    XxxAlexUvUxxX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that on my crush...we are now together 🥰

    Mystery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for reminding how single I am.

    Zelda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something Link never had...because he never talks.

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    #13

    This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

    This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

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    Kim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about 2020... 🤣

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't this always the case immediately after the clock strikes midnight on new year's eve.

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my brother but my brother is the green guy and the blue guy I'm the huy with armor

    My name should be here
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that means you haven't even been through 2020

    Le Yen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha it's true, be careful

    Emily Hisel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't have to trust it, but the bird is necessary. be a little nicer, cause you never know!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2018 is trying very hard to kick my a**e.

    Dotzilla
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 is the worst, you've seen NOTHING.

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    Sal Altschul
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still waiting for the horror. Serious trust issues after last year, lol

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    #14

    Every Morning, I Become A Snake

    Every Morning, I Become A Snake

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine says our cat & i are just alike we may look at him & i may even promise to but we just curl up together again & are instantly fast asleep again. he often says our kitty is in on it w/ me.

    daphneliaw zishih
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to do that but my bed is too high

    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this until one day I rolled off the wrong side and got stuck... No more snake-ing for me

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    #15

    My Melting Point. I Kennot...

    My Melting Point. I Kennot...

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooww, you soo had this coming...

    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we now know who really runs that partnership.

    XxxAlexUvUxxX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😶‍🌫️Babbby. PWEASE!🥺

    #16

    Come... Have My Kidney... Both Of Them... For Technology...

    Come... Have My Kidney... Both Of Them... For Technology...

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see both of you guys have iPhone X.. so both of your kidneys are gone?

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    #17

    What We Usually Do At Home

    What We Usually Do At Home

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic strategy, to be commended! Simply must remember this tactic.

    Cassie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby doesn't stick my head in his shirt, he surprise stuffs his head up my shirt! 0.0

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has done this. In the summertime, when his a/c was not working in his car and he drove home through rush hour madness. Ew!!

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    #18

    Dessert Is The Best Medicine

    Dessert Is The Best Medicine

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    Shruti Naik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice cream makes eveything better.

    XxxAlexUvUxxX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me but he cuddles me instead.

    Alana GarciaGalvez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends do this all the time to me -_-

    Sal Altschul
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that look on his face, like, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?"

    Maria K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, don't, don't, don't!! Ugh, fine!!"

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better be her favorite flavor(s)

    #19

    Tiny Hands

    Tiny Hands

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    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so thats why i always drop my phone. my childlike hands defeat me again

    Potato
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of it this way but I have trouble holding onto these big phones as well and I have tiny hands, was I blaming the slippery surface of the phone for no reason!?

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    sai ram yedida
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better buy iphone se....no phone droppings for her

    Coconut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would have this problem, I was born with fingers to play the piano.

    layne
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    7 years ago

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    No! They've simply become far too big thus defeating their initial effort... Don't blame her lady like hands, would you be attracted to her if she had huge man-hands!?

    A Ghost
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about anyone else but hands don't make a person.

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    #20

    It Gave Me A Mini Heart Attack

    It Gave Me A Mini Heart Attack

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    Sh1nsengum1 KondouIsao
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha... I thought she was going to say something else...

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haa-ha! Now that would be something else entirely!

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    Zelda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they Singaporeans?

    Emily Hisel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait. if she wants it back, doesnt that mean shes breaking up with him?

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    #21

    We Call This The Escalator Love

    We Call This The Escalator Love

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    about time you allow her to step up beyond the short jokes.

    frank0ys
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...My partner also do this when we're at the mall. He's really taller than me.

    Caleb Morales
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she grew no she is still short

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    #22

    Sticky

    Sticky

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    layne
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    7 years ago

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    lube!!!???

    Jean-luc Picard
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    7 years ago

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    She certainly seems a little 'clingy'.

    #23

    Purrrrr~

    Purrrrr~

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    HG Guy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true relationship begins not with the first kiss, but the first fart.

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fart jokes just never get old. at least not for people who can laugh easily...

    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farts are fine, farts are funny. It's the noxious fumes that do me in...

    Cecelia Paya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly my bf ! You cant breath if its in the car !

    Han
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lola Eve..... Mum is pointing at you! Hahahaha

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    #24

    When You Accidentally Neglected Her For Too Long

    When You Accidentally Neglected Her For Too Long

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    troufaki13
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical behavior of a cat! >.<

    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play with me ???. Does that say lah??

    Potato
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have been using malay words and english words together so I'm guessing it's malay. Google says it's a suffix to make the sentence less serious and has no meaning on its own.

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    #25

    Headache Is Deadly

    Headache Is Deadly

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago

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    *GASP*!! *sharp intake of air through the lips* Let us be honest...shall we??? The first word that popped into your head was NOT "nagging"...RIGHT?!??!

    Beans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it was nagging, because I can read, and that's what it says.

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    Kimberly Robinson
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    7 years ago

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    Girlfriend? Since they're living together and sharing a bed, I thought they were married.

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    #26

    Morpheus Would Approve This

    Morpheus Would Approve This

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how that chicken in all 3 frame is giving -_-

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too. never seen an actual hen cutting her eyes at someone but he's just begging for it.

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    #27

    Short Girls Problem

    Short Girls Problem

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    Taryn Wallace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TRIGGERED!!!!!! No I'm totally kidding it's so true

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you least expect it like a cat laughed & scoffed at too many times, she will either poop on your head or in your shoe or simply attack your face in your sleep...

    ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triggered Triggered Triggered...... Forever on the revenge still is there.

    Matej Brajnik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tall boots are hot on a girl, imo :D

    #28

    Woodpecker

    Woodpecker

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    LRo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy seems huggable. And like I wanna ruffle his hair. lol

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    #29

    Nope, No Cleaning

    Nope, No Cleaning

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one cooks, the other cleans dishes

    Matej Brajnik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing near the cooker and waiting the food to cook up is pretty unbearable for me.

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    #30

    "You Are My Sun, And I Am The Earth. Together We Form A Solar System"

    "You Are My Sun, And I Am The Earth. Together We Form A Solar System"

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's so adorable & must be a great long term com-panda!

    #31

    Gotta Catch 'Em All

    Gotta Catch 'Em All

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    Maria Ofar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor pikachu! i always wondered lol

    LRo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too! This explains why he won't go in!

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor little pikachu. What he ever do to you...

    Caleb Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered what it was like in there as a Pokémon fan

    DaisyAppreciation
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's cute to imagine pokemon in their little pokeball-apartments- Though yes, it must be annoying to clean up after being jostled like this <,<

    Matej Brajnik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Pikachu while in the sphere is in pure energy form spinning around gathering static electricity. That's why when the sphere opens we see the energy pouring out of it and then it transforms into a pokemon.

    #32

    85% Of Those Who Were Injured By Papers Die Of Excessive Blood Loss And Intense Pain

    85% Of Those Who Were Injured By Papers Die Of Excessive Blood Loss And Intense Pain

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worst thing about them is everything you touch seems to sting and/or burn (salt, vinegar, pickle juice, anything!!

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it's because paper cuts cut juuuuuust deep enough to expose your nerves, and they take a lot longer to heal because the edges of the wound have rough edges. The sharper the thing you were cut with, the shorter the time it takes for it to heal.

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    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So small but they hurt so much! Even worse, cardboard cuts! The horror!

    Sal Altschul
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that feeling when you rip a bit of skin at the edge of your nail...Feels like it'll tear up your arm like a Band-Aid string.

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    #33

    Sundae Cone With Air

    Sundae Cone With Air

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    LunasTeam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the reason I have trust issues

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mickey D's is no place to go for ice cream. So learn from past mistakes.

    Claire Cover
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sad truth. 😔 🍦

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    #34

    So Are You!

    So Are You!

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you're off the hook for half the short jokes then!

    Farah Abdullah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SWEETNESS OVERLOAD!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    #35

    Mr Jack, I Accept Paypal Too

    Mr Jack, I Accept Paypal Too

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never forget Mr. Ma “God against man, man against God, man against nature, nature against man, nature against God, God against nature. Very funny religion.” - (quote by - Daisetz Suzuki)

    Matej Brajnik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's tired of being rich, but not really that tired. Makes sense.

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    #36

    You Have Very Good Connectivity

    You Have Very Good Connectivity

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, stop you even made me blush with this ever so sweet, slightly nerdy one.

    Manuela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute Comic-Strip. I like it, its very sweet and I like the drawing technique.

    #37

    Not Funny, This Is Not Funny

    Not Funny, This Is Not Funny

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes it is & is my favorite! You should actually wear it out because it looks soo very cute & becoming on you, really!!!

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    #38

    Salivation

    Salivation

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an absolute definite YES! He can't even contain himself with you in that dress sweetie! Sneak back a month later & surprise her with this dress; bet her mid changes then.

    李米娜 (Mina)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my husband looked at me like that... maybe I just havent found the right dress yet :(

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    #39

    It's Painful To See

    It's Painful To See

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you asked for that one - little Peepers

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she doesn't want you to see her, she should go in the bathroom to change. People these days... *facepalm*

    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago

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    ...but...but...bewbs

    #40

    Does It Feel Nice?

    Does It Feel Nice?

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    DaisyAppreciation
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof this is creepy- But those types of drivers do really need to learn not to drive with their lights on so bright >.>

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it really annoys me sometimes! Then I think it's because their eyesight isn't as good so they need it. :/

    #41

    We All Have This Little Pillow We Can't Sleep Without

    We All Have This Little Pillow We Can't Sleep Without

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh. Exactly how mine looks & smells underneath, yet can't sleep without it!

    Ehren Thomsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wash mine once a month. The first few nights after the wash are a torture!

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    TeeMarieTisMe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yess! My boyfriend had one, we named it Stinky. I made him throw it away...am I a horrible girlfriend? lol XD

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    #42

    Not Gonna Wash The Bedsheet For A Year

    Not Gonna Wash The Bedsheet For A Year

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    Inioluwa Adewara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday discovering something brand new ~

    Kelly Zhang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday discovering something brand new

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    #43

    Also, When I Park Under Some Trees, They Give Me Tonnes Of Shit

    Also, When I Park Under Some Trees, They Give Me Tonnes Of Shit

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad bird karma... they know how much you tease your tease your partner over "shortness" Jolly Green Giant!

    Roshen Ramanayake
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow the bird. Find out where it it lives. Return the poop. :)

    #44

    Her Anal-Ysis Scared The Shit Out Of Me

    Her Anal-Ysis Scared The Shit Out Of Me

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    #45

    Hakuna Matata

    Hakuna Matata

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never saw that but still find this endearing & cute.

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    #46

    Long Distance Relationship Problem

    Long Distance Relationship Problem

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    Alexander
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, me and my long distance fiancee have this sometimes, (chuckles) :D We don't worry about it, ehehe we waits for next connection, ehehehe :D

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How every skype conversation starts.

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    #47

    I Kinda Like This Cooling Weather Tho...

    I Kinda Like This Cooling Weather Tho...

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frigophobia! Same here.

    Thundor Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, I prefer coldness- you can wrap up warm and shut it out, but if it's hot you're doomed..

    Sal Altschul
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come over to Australia. 36C right now. Hooooooooooooot *sweats to death*

    Zerish Kamal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LUCKY A*S you realize Karachi hits 34c every year in the summer

    #48

    I Have No Idea How That Pink Cookie Taste Like, So I Gave It A Try

    I Have No Idea How That Pink Cookie Taste Like, So I Gave It A Try

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    #49

    I Am A Proud "Penagih Kopi"

    I Am A Proud "Penagih Kopi"

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    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    addictive little bugger isn't it?

    Aaron Ling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Penagih = Addict in Bahasa Malaysia :)

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    Paul Hutton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, I'm the same as the bottom with or without just lest so

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    #50

    Weekend Is Over

    Weekend Is Over

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    suryanti utami
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i fire my boss ? LOL , then my boss will be the next to be fired

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss was really mean to me today. :( Luckily I rarely have to interact with him. :(

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    #51

    I Could Only Kiss You On The Screen And Photographs

    I Could Only Kiss You On The Screen And Photographs

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    Rebecca Gichuki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second pic is kind of creepy but the overall comic is so cute it doesn't matter :)

    Scrappy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stubble tho......... lol

    #53

    Tell Them This Whenever They Ask This Same Question

    Tell Them This Whenever They Ask This Same Question

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    Jean-luc Picard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was probably going to say "Baby, do I look FA...bulous?"

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was of the opinion that if you ask a question, you're getting an honest answer. Not a tactful one, just honest. I'm fat, no issue there. I want the compliment of "I think you're beautiful" don't blow smoke up my skirt with lies!

    Alana GarciaGalvez
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    oh i actually wish boys were like this some of them agree with you that you're fat ugh hate guys sometimes!-_-

    Kimberly Robinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're unwilling to hear an answer you don't like then don't ask in the first place.

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    #54

    When Your Boyfriend Plays With Your Cheeks All The Time And You're Already Used To It

    When Your Boyfriend Plays With Your Cheeks All The Time And You're Already Used To It

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    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this sponsored? So specific lmao

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my boyfriend lol But he did it back

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    #55

    Dear Ancestors, Please Let Me Kena Lottery, I Will Burn 3 Bungalows, 5 Bmw, 2 Mercedes, 10 Rolex Watches, And 5 Maids For You...

    Dear Ancestors, Please Let Me Kena Lottery, I Will Burn 3 Bungalows, 5 Bmw, 2 Mercedes, 10 Rolex Watches, And 5 Maids For You...

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    #56

    I Call Her Little Piglet

    I Call Her Little Piglet

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    #57

    Your Friends Just Wanna See The World Burn

    Your Friends Just Wanna See The World Burn

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    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually up those?

    Pragya Fating
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also like to watch the world burn.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t exactly relate to this, couldn’t figure out if it was boyfriend girlfriend or a man and his child!

    LRo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wear the same outfit usually, and with the potato logo: the potato couple :D

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    #58

    She Can't Board The Plane Without Her Little Pillow

    She Can't Board The Plane Without Her Little Pillow

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