Every text is different. There are awkward texts from your ex, wrong number texts, and text fails. But there’s a whole new category of texts that are here for our entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the cursed collection of texts with very threatening auras.
And by threatening, we mean it. According to Urban Dictionary, threatening aura refers to “a place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition.” So imagine if a text message was a hedgehog cake, that’s the cursed spirit we’re talking about.
Thanks to this rapidly growing Twitter page by the same name, “Texts With Threatening Auras,” we have a lot of painfully awkward and horridly amusing texts to look at. Get your salty caramel popcorn ready, and upvote the best ones as you go!
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They texted twice during work hours. They don't even know if they are being ignored or if the other person is simply busy at work. This is one of those 'nice guys'.
What does it take to get these men to understand that women want to have sex with people they've formed a connection with (as do all sexually inclined healthy adults)? If you aren't prepared to put in the work to form these connections you don't deserve sex.
A better punch line would be "because you're putting me in mind of a brick house"
This was incredibly stupid. Half of them are missing part of the screenshot. Most made zero sense. Do better BP.
None of these were really all that threatening. I expected better form BP.
Except the one asking to BUY A CHILD they were stalking on FB.😐
Load More Replies...This was incredibly stupid. Half of them are missing part of the screenshot. Most made zero sense. Do better BP.
None of these were really all that threatening. I expected better form BP.
Except the one asking to BUY A CHILD they were stalking on FB.😐
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