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Every text is different. There are awkward texts from your ex, wrong number texts, and text fails. But there’s a whole new category of texts that are here for our entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the cursed collection of texts with very threatening auras.

And by threatening, we mean it. According to Urban Dictionary, threatening aura refers to “a place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition.” So imagine if a text message was a hedgehog cake, that’s the cursed spirit we’re talking about.

Thanks to this rapidly growing Twitter page by the same name, “Texts With Threatening Auras,” we have a lot of painfully awkward and horridly amusing texts to look at. Get your salty caramel popcorn ready, and upvote the best ones as you go!

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A B C
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4 years ago

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious 🤣

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    adiiantryx
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    4 years ago

    defeat the baby

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    Thatoneboredhuman
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    4 years ago

    XDXD OH MY GOD

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    But no nerves or veins.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    🤦‍♀️

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ... now this, THIS is threatening and worrisome.

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    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago

    Answer your phone when grandpa calls you!

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    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago (edited)

    I will gladly be under a rest. I sure could use a nap!

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Send now

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Haha!!!

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They texted twice during work hours. They don't even know if they are being ignored or if the other person is simply busy at work. This is one of those 'nice guys'.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ouch!!

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    4 years ago

    The child must not be an obstacle for doors either

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oof. That's either very crude homour at the very wrong time, or someone lacking either any bit of empathy or the understanding of English language.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago

    What does it take to get these men to understand that women want to have sex with people they've formed a connection with (as do all sexually inclined healthy adults)? If you aren't prepared to put in the work to form these connections you don't deserve sex.

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    Thatoneboredhuman
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    4 years ago

    IM SORRY BUT THATS SO FUNNY

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    adiiantryx
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    4 years ago

    i mean, it was sent on april 1...

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    Me Oh My
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    4 years ago

    BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That is a fedora guy for sure...

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ... cause everyone knows, if you annoy them enough, they will start to like you. 🤦‍♀️

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    lazyNinjaCat
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    4 years ago

    at least they were polite about it??

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    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    is there a fart that smells good???

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    "hand itching to unzip pants" - yeah, that's exactly how you convince a girl to hang out 🙄 Guys, please, just don't.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Again, how is this threatening? Has that BP author forgotten what list they were composing again? It's just plain rude.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Tikfuck challenges are disgusting. Why ffs is this even a thing?

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    DaVo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not me.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How is this threatening? If it were my friend, I'd find it annoying at max

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ugh. Ásshole or just pretend ásshole?

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’d rather not.

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh damn.... That wasn't nice

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Some mysteries are better left unsolved.

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    Hamster
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why does "36,000" not line up with the rest of the text? Photoshopped?

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    lazyNinjaCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    w h a t

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Boredpanda you should maybe include the entire text screenshot next time. If you haven’t seen this one, gray replies “then don’t waste my time”

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why post half the picture? Geez.

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A better punch line would be "because you're putting me in mind of a brick house"

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And this is threatening how? It's not even funny or profound

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    birdie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    there could be a lot of stairs...

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 The minion is too realistic for my comfort..

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This isn’t even a text!

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    4 years ago (edited)

    This might have been funny, although not threatening, if they managed to copy the full conversation. Blue person sent gray person to a comedy club "to tell their jokes there".

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    Carries
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ew

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    lazyNinjaCat
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    4 years ago

    repost

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