You bring home a new table and unpack the box. You then take a look at all the bits and pieces laying on your floor. A white piece of paper catches your attention. Pfft, you think to yourself, I can do this on my own. Fast forward a few beers and headaches, and your table has become a chair. And a flimsy one at that. You admit defeat. You open the instructions manual. But after turning a few pages, you become even more frustrated: the drawings are terrible. They're more confusing than helpful. What should you do now? Take a picture of the awful guide and submit it to the subreddit r/RestOfTheF**kingOwl, of course.
Inspired by this legendary comic, its members are showing off tutorials and diagrams with a comical lack of depth. They accept YouTube videos, photos, and gifs, and have developed quite a taste for the vague and puzzling. Not to mention, they're also well-versed in satire.
Below are some of the subreddit's top posts. Enjoy!
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Draw The Rest Of The Rose
Wine Not?
"If I'm reading the instructions correctly, after 3 glasses of wine the bookshelf assembles itself."
No, you're reading them wrong. First time you drink 1 glass, second time two glasses, third time 3 and THEN the bookshelf will assemble itself!
So that's the reason why France and Italy are so full of libraries...
That's not the instructions. It's a box label telling you that the product is in three boxes, and this is box number one.
The way I read it is after 6 glasses/ whole bottle you'll be drunk enough to see it in an illusion.
Only One Easy Step
The wise David Lee Roth once said, "Money can't buy you happiness, but it CAN buy you a nice, big yacht to sail through the sadness.".
Step 2, have a comprehensive support staff, personal stylist and manager.
How To Draw A Tree
Sorry to break it too you, but that's not quite how it works.
Photoshop Tutorials Be Like
They turned the Disneyland castle into the Mont Saint Michel ! Miracle !
This is like all art tutorials. Step 1 draw a circle. Step 2 Bam you drew the Mona Lisa
The best thing is none of the instruction images are the same as the finished pic. So basically start from scratch.
How To Draw Australia
You don't want to mess up your map of Tasmania ;-)
Load More Replies...The left of the finished map looks like a Schnauzer head to me...
That just about sums up my country: a two headed cat trying to spit up the hairball of Canberra
Secret To Long Life
Breathe in, exhale, repeat for 365 days (yes, in a row ya panda pals)
That's a George Burn's joke. He was telling it when he was in his late nineties. He did live to 100. He was very careful.
How To Retire At 38
Remind me of that woman who just left her job and traveled the world, and her life is now like nonstop exotic vacation. And you can do it too, of course. If your parents are millionaires.
For the rest of us: Step 1. Quit your job(s). Step 2. “Retire” to a cardboard box under the overpass.
“Now Add Bits To The Bird” - From My 5 Year Old’s School Book
They are saying what the basic shape is. From there on, it's up to your creativity.
Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited youuuu
Load More Replies...This reminds me of the old how to draw a horse guide. Step 1: draw a unicorn. Step 2: rub out the horn.
This reminds me of Michelangelo who, when asked how he created his statues, said "I take a big block of marble and chip away everything that isn't part of the statue." Accurate, and spectacularly unhelpful.
Everybody knows what bits are! *sarcasm because I actually don't know*
It's Just That Simple
Nobody else wondering why they're asking you to "raise the head of your bed" or avoid fruits and vegetables.
How Old Is A Tree
This is actually the only way to accurately determine the age of a tree. Tree rings are not accurate, since there could be no rings one year and three rings another year.
You and wilf are wrong. New growth in trees occurs in a layer of cells near the bark. A tree's growth rate changes in a predictable pattern throughout the year in response to seasonal climate changes, resulting in visible growth rings. Each ring marks a complete cycle of seasons, or one year, in the tree's life.[2] As of 2020, securely dated tree-ring data for the northern hemisphere are available going back 12,310 years.[3] A new method is based on measuring variations in oxygen isotopes in each ring, and this 'isotope dendrochronology' can yield results on samples which are not suitable for traditional dendrochronology due to too few or too similar rings.[4]
Load More Replies...or you could ask them...though some trees are known to lie about their age
They stopped doing that (telling the age) when the Counting Pines got cut down for the numbers on their trunk to be used as number-plates. http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Counting_pines
Load More Replies...Hah I googled it word for word it's still the top answer XD
Load More Replies...But that's like saying, if you know the year you were born, you can work out how old you are! Why didn't anyone tell me?
How can there be three rings in one year when tree rings form after a full circle of seasons?
Can't. One circle of seasons = one year. Linus Nilsson is wrong. Thickness of rings vary with conditions (good conditions > tree grows a lot > broad ring. Malnourishment > little growth > slim ring)
Load More Replies...The Chopstick Company Didn’t Even Try
With no detailed instructions that means there is no wrong way to eat with them so sweet
Warning with chopsticks. Not to be used as swords. Or. Do not use in or near, nose, eyes, ears.
It Is So Easy
Guess I should pop my eyes wider constantly and I should blend in just fine!
Load More Replies...There’s a rule at an old school I attended regarding bullying that resulted from me being bullied. “Fighting back is still fighting. This is a zero tolerance campus. If a bully attacks you, (take the full beating, and THEN) find a teacher.” I was hit from behind, because he knew it was the only safe option for him. I broke his jaw and nose with my history book (broke the book too), and he got a concussion from his head hitting the pavement. A teacher was standing right there and saw the whole thing. I was reading said book when I was attacked, because we had a quiz immediately following recess.
Nope. I like to feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty, and witty and gay
It's words from an old song, when 'gay'meant happy and carefree.
Load More Replies...That is not an instruction which is hard to follow, but is just a terrible piece of advice and the "easy solution" for the teacher. Instead the teacher should try of carrying her responsibility and help solve the problem with homophobia, by teaching the bully a leason.
Then just hide who you truly are and conform to fit it. iT'S juSt THat eAsy!
Load More Replies...Nothing Makes Sense
What a hoot, most people probably put them in anyway for the delicious flavour combination?
Step 1: Get Tools.. Step 2: Install The Thing
I've obviously been overthinking it all these years!
Load More Replies...These are not the intructions for installing the blind. They are the first steps for shortening it to the correct length, once installed. It clearly says at the top of the page: 'shortening instructions', of which we are only shown the first two steps.
Still doesn’t show how. I’m sure you have do something to strings at the bottom after you cut
Load More Replies...Unfortunately many "instruction" leaflets are like this, they presume you are psychic.
The Rest Of The Startup Money
And being able to make shell jewelry... lots of it apparently
Load More Replies...Scraped 30,000? Even without the crazy family loans, Scraped?! That's not scratching. And shells? I have questions aplenty
And how long did it take to sell $30K worth of shell jewelry? I’m betting Nick’s parents bought 75% of it.
Load More Replies...Its because his parents had $235,000 lying around, he had the resources to allow him to save $30,000 selling necklaces and belts out of a VW. If mom and dad aren't helping out, the money you made selling a belt goes to your can of beans and 2 redbulls while living out of the van.
That's not that big of a load to build a billion dollar company though.
Carving A Tree Into A Bear
I dont think these were to be instructive. It's showing the steps they took, yes but it's not to instruct.
sorry, it might just be the fact that i am an artist and can figure out animal anatomy, but this one is pretty simple. apart from the wood cutting (which i imagine is very difficult) the bears shape is just sculpted and given a 3d form… not too complicated if you know how to cut wood in this way imo
Real Helpful
I couldn't bear that answer so I felt compelled to look it up :D here it is if anyone is interested: "enabling someone to discover or learn something for themselves. "a ‘hands-on’ or interactive heuristic approach to learning"
I guess by definition, I shouldn't have told u guys, so you could have learned it 'heurisitcally'?
Load More Replies...Note that the is the definition that pops up with "heuristics", "heuristic" produces a different result, because the plural is a separate noun. It's the same as mathematic/mathematics - you'll get a slightly different definition because the words have slightly different meaning. Heuristics does mean "a heuristic method" because it's a different word. It's just a case of how googles interpreted the question.
Many years ago I had an older dictionary that was very prudish, and so one day, out of curiosity, I looked up "harlot." It was defined as "prostitute, whore." So I looked up "prostitute" and it was defined as "whore, harlot." And when I got to looking up "whore," I'll give you one guess what its definition was. That's right, "harlot, prostitute." Very circular indeed and as helpful as this definition of "heuristic"!
A heuristic is a sort-of-reliable method of getting an answer that either always really close to the real answer, or usually, but not always, gives the true answer. "Quick and dirty" calculation.
A Page In My IKEA Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts
It's probably cheaper to stock and distribute a one standard hinge kit used on solid and glass doors etc and include some parts that are not used in all assemblies than create a multiple hinge kits depending the final product.
Load More Replies...If you look closely. You will find the part that is to be thrown away is different from the part next to it. Likely it serves as a sort of tool to either hold something, keep something in place or acts as a measuring tool during assemblage. Very nifty. This example is likely an older Besta series cabinet with a horizontal door.
I assembled this exact thing and that was the case. I had the wtf moment when I first read the instructions too.
Load More Replies...Some products can be freestanding on the floor, or mounted on the wall. You'll get parts for both options. What is left over, it's considered waste 🤷
In this case not! See page number 3 --- pg 1 is frontpage, pg 2 is the parts list, continued on pg 3... so this is the very begin. EDIT: 2mb PDF download, https://manuall.co.uk/ikea-sundvik-desk/ The part comes with that hinge #110964, as you suggest in a different configuration: It's an axle for the end of the hinge, it matters if the bottom part is fixed to the left side or to the bottom side (you see the screwholes, they fix to something either parallel or orthogonal to the axle).
Load More Replies...Yeah, and call someone on AirTasker to come and assemble it for you, while you drink the beer! ;oP
Load More Replies...Makes sense having a common parts kit for multiple items. Cheaper than making another kit without the part
I honestly used to think IKEA was just a car company when I was little.
that wasn't one of the parts listed - it is the old part you are wanting to exchange for the new item
How To Draw A Racoon With A Party Hat
Thanks, I have always wanted to be poorly taught how to draw a racoon with a party hat.
you could give detailed instructions, you cant instruct artistic skill.
How To Meditate
every time I try to become one with the universe, the universe goes lika Nah...not you
...maybe you should become one with a different universe? (I think that's my problem!)
Load More Replies...To be fair that's how you actually meditate. The whole point of meditating is not to clear your mind, instead, it's to occupy your mind with something else other than the things that stress you. Think about the things that your body usually does unconsciously, like breathing in and out and just keep thinking about that. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Before you know it, you're not thinking of anything else. You're "at peace." and I suppose "one with the universe."
they left out the warm up before you begin the excercise, which i'm sure includes either mushrooms or LSD...
Actually, I think this instruction is complete. It is simple, yet very difficult to keep doing. One needs to patiently and consistently meditate. Over time, one gradually gains awareness and understanding of various things. Gain enough awareness, and you 'become one with the Universe.
Rest Of The Bridal Updo
My problem with hairdos like that? All of my hair is about as much as her lower left quarter of hair.
My problem with hairdos like that? i have a pixie cut.
Load More Replies...All I could think of was the bugs bunny episode with Gossemer “bobby-pins please”
My hair is thick enough, but it would slide right out of any arrangement like that since I've never learned the trick of anchoring several pounds of hair on my head without stabbing myself repeatedly with hairpins. All I can hope with something like this is that there's maybe a video that goes along with the pictures?
My Girlfriends Soap Wrapper
Probably from an Asian country where folding a crane is considered a basic skill that small children are tought in school. Hence barely hinting that it can be done would suffice for most people there.
If they were Asian they would know its a crane not a swan
Load More Replies...I tried to turn into beautiful swan, but it didn't work! I'm still human!
Thank you! I had the name on the tip of my tongue and I was going crazy (I was looking for blue moon)
Load More Replies...Non-origami people could turn it into a ... whatever those things are called that you put your fingers in and switch it back and forth, so different numbers/ letters show up.
I remember making those, then when a bit older I started origami. Some of the procedures are the same.
Load More Replies...leave it to the Japanese - they find a use for everything. this is great
“Lovely Decoration”...
My sister did that once and it came out looking like a deformed white rat... good times
Rest Of The Pizza
Give them the receipe. They cannot make it anyway. It's the process the feel ....
Starting and maintaing a sourdough is not so simple, and not a short recipe. My recipe is 15 pages or so in a book.
Why do you need a recipe for pizza? Make crust, add sauce not too much, cheese and whatever toppings you want. Hey presto a pizza.
When you have to scroll down for an eternity just to get the actual recipe on a website
If it doesn’t have a “jump to recipe” link to scroll past the OP’s life story and just get to the damn recipe, then it’s trash and not worth your time.
Load More Replies...Why would sharing your recipes keep you from feeding your family? I don’t think, by giving someone your recipe, that it’s taking food out of your family’s mouths. It’s not an either/or option, lol.
Load More Replies...Rest Of The House
I tried step one, but I ended up with a seagull. I added too many bits 😂
Load More Replies...(Aging myself here) Does anyone remember doing that scribble in the Paint application and then filling in each area with a different color?
It's fascinating that the artist saw the entire piece in terms of circles.
I can't read the writing, but for all I know, the instruction could be "how to use random scribbles as a guide for composition and sequential addition of details". I might actually try this - I can draw reasonably well, but from experience, starting from one place makes the perspective wonky, while sketching first then filling in can make the result... bland? Constructed? This way, you have a sort of flowing, natural partitioning that you can fill out bit by bit, leaving room for new ideas as you go.
this is like a game we played in art class at school. You did a scribble on the paper and passed it onto another student who had to turn it into a proper drawing. I usually ended up with a crappy squiggle.
I want to send that artist one of my doodles and just see what they come up with!!
Step 2: Pay Off All Debt
If these are "baby steps"... I'd hate to see what he considers a giant leap... Pay off the national debt?!?
Load More Replies...It's not bad advice, but it's only going to work if you have a certain amount of disposable income. You aren't going to be able to buy a house if all your income goes on simply existing. Better advice would be to live within your means and when you do have spare cash, put some away for emergencies, so that you don't have to borrow money to cover them. That way you don't build up debt and finish up paying massive amounts of interest on it, which only serves to line the lender's pockets.
Two easy steps to becoming a millionaire: One, acquire $999,999.99. Two, find a penny. Boom, you’re done.
There are a few steps missing....Don't eat. Don't buy clothes or gas. Try turning off your utilities to save on pesky extra costs. Live with 6-7 other people in order to have money to put into retirement and paying off debt.
Actually wicked, because it claims prosperity is sure if you make the right choices. Therefore if someone isn't prosperous it's thier fault.
And That, Class, Is How A Planet Is Born
I think this is pretty much the same for all things birth. Stuff happens at some point!
thanks for the shortcut, now i dont have to listen to my science teacher talk and talk
Just Make Money, It Is That Easy!
That’s the lesson I’m taking from this. On an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get a high-quality printer for cheap?
Load More Replies...Thanks Assassin’s Creed Odyssey!
Ha HA remind me of the stuff John Madden (American Football Commentator) would say Like "The team that scores the most point wins." Man I miss his nonsense.
It works! You should try it! It also helps to have a lot of birthdays.
Dunno, not a gamer, but if there are other scores/statistics/whatever that define a character's overall well-being and can be reduced, this could actually be helpful, as in "concentrate on reducing their health as opposed to other hings, it's fastest/simplest". Or maybe it really is the only strategy and the statement is just stating the obvious in a kinda ridiculing way.
My music teacher used to tell us when he was a child, his father made him learn playing the piano. He found it rather difficult and complained to a friend. The friend told him, "What’s the big deal? You just have to hit the right key at the right time." ^^,
it is currently being implemented in most parts of the globe to obtain world dominance. trumpy tried and failed.
Thanks
Because it is that simple. For instance Louis XVI was depressed, and doctors said "Votre Majesté, it is just in your head" so they fixed it.
Depression is in our heads, that’s the problem. Chemical imbalance that makes this stupid s**t happen.
Load More Replies...it's more like it's in your body and your head get's involved. When I'm depressed, which is fairly often, I know it's chemical and I just, blech, wonder why my body is doing this. Then I take a shower, dress nice-ish but super comfortable, so when I pass a mirror I can say, Well - at least I look alright and I don't smell. Plus column. And if my friggin body wants to feel all sad and s**t, fine. Doesn't fix the depression but does keep it from spiraling.
So Easy To Follow
I don't understand why you're having such an issue They color coded it for you and everything. Jeesh!
Agreed. My bone I have with that company is that they made the "Geomag Magnetic Challenge" 2-person board game not too long ago (after the 2000s), where I have a complete set but no instructions --- and even mailing them and posting on GameBoardGeek I still have no idea how to play.
Load More Replies..."If I Can Do It, Anybody Can"
"If I can do it (with the help of my rich family), anybody can (with the help of their rich family).
The missing dr Seuss book Horton lives with his family and pays back student debt
I actually said to my daughter yesterday, sorry mate but there are no wealthy relatives in this family, it will have to be down to you.
by cracky, see....ANYONE can lift themselves up by their bootstraps by sheeeeer darn determination and grit (and nepotism, free housing, wealthy relatives and various other forms of welfare that aren't called welfare)....
Sure, if you receive a condo as a wedding gift and live at your grandparents, it will just go away by itself 🙄
Rest Of The Gingerbread House
Step 5 is just decorating, so it’s nice to be able to do it however you like.
I've tried making a gingerbread house. Thr icing holds the roof parts together but I couldn't get it to stay.
Wow Thanks, Very Useful
How does that help? I can spell and unexpectedly don't make $10K/month!
Load More Replies...I've been dissing a pear for 4 months now. Not much longer to go... Wish me luck!
How To Put Something On Your Wall
Some people need help with the CTRL+ P functions and how to send to printer and stuff, but if you've been on the computer for even a little bit it shouldn't be hard.
Load More Replies...1. Plug in your printer. If you do not have a printer, acquire a printer.
It’s That Easy
There used to be a late-night informercial years ago done by a fellow who supposedly taught people to buy houses with no money down, flip them for more money, and get rich doing it. But first you had to pay $200 for his special course on how to do it.
First step - get people to send you $200 each for a "special course"
Load More Replies...I see where I went wrong, I got a regular house with 3 people in it. Oops.
"Add Hair And Shade"
Her eyes are upsettingly high up on her face. Shading on the pic is great but the eyes are driving me mad.
Usual position is about 2/3 up the _face_ but the middle of the head. It does look like they're just a tad bit too high... and not shaded well, either, They look flat.
Load More Replies...11.5 understand how to make a 2D image 3D by learning about light sources, perspective and minutiae of shading. Easy
Oof
I like that Google gives stupid answers to stupid questions, or humorous answers to questions that does not have a good and well defined answer. E.g. Google once just showed the calculator showing 42 when asked what the meaning of life was (refernce to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy). It gives it less of a big coorporation machine feel and makes it seem more human and relatable, and is a good way to apear to give an answer to an unaswerable question. If it is a friday today, then seven weeks from now it will be a friday to, that should not be that hard to figure out, hence hinting at the solution and mocking people a little is fine by me.
A lot of people confuse the words day and date, particularly when English isn't their first language. They were probably looking for the date. Still pretty dense, as calendars are things that exist, but...
Load More Replies...How To Digitally Draw A Holographic Skirt
Yes not a smidge more and certainly not an iota less. The bottom two images repeating were crucial
Load More Replies...I can‘t even tell what they did between #3 and #4, and yet #4 looks so much better.
Thanks For The Hint, Shadow Of Mordor
There's where I went wrong. I was trying to subjugate the Graug.
Somethings in life are just that simple. Others require a walkthrough guide.
My Nephew's Drawing Book
This isn’t step-by-step instructions though. This is demonstrating that even highly detailed & fully rendered art can be broken down into basic shapes.
yeah... all drawings start with the basics. you cant add step by step instructions to teach talent or creativity.
Load More Replies...It's actually pretty useful! Often people start trying to draw step 3 without sketching anything out underneath
Received A Magic Trick Box From A Co-Worker
How Do I Get To Step 2?
I think the instruction basically boils down to "fold or stuff the jacket into the indicated pocket in whichever way you like". Step 2 is just supposed to show that the content of the pocket is the jacket itself; step 3 shows that to close the pocket, you have to turn the upper part of it inside out.
That made my brain hurt a bit, just from from trying to picture how to get from step 1 to step 2 .
The jacket folds into a pocket so you have a foldaway jacket. Good for travelling.
Load More Replies...How To Become A Billionare 101
We can all be billionaires if we just stop ordering avocado toast and getting lattes.
Shoot not many years left, is there a shorter version or is this the one for late starters?
1 get plastic surgery. 2 marry bilionnaire. 3 Live longer than spouse.
Load More Replies...#1- have rich parents, #2- have incredible luck, #3- start a buisness, #4- somehow get invited to dragon's den and shark tank for the publicity, #5- hire someone who actually knows what they're doing, #6- make sure you have 51% of the shares or more, #7- wait, #8- congratulations! You are now a posh git who likes to brag about money by buying £1m personalised number plates, multiple houses and cars etc and SoMeHoW dOnT hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy To CoMpEnSaTe YoUr BEST FRIEND for like £30k and HaVe To StArT a FuNdRaIsEr FoR hIm BeCuAsE YoU'rE ThAt P0oR
Or you could play who wants to be a millionaire literally a million times
Ah Yes Of Course, Lemme Just Do That Real Quick
I never understood how to prove that two triangles are equall nor did I understand the practical use for this. So I guess I'll go get a PhD now to get a closure
I'm all the way on the other end. I can't teach anyone math because I can't begin to understand how people have any difficulty at all with it. History, on the other hand... I know perfectly well I didn't pass several years of it but they graduated me anyway. Literature makes no sense whatsoever.
Load More Replies...Written by somebody who does NOT have a PhD in Mathematics. You don't get a PhD in anything by learning more about it. You get a PhD by creating a sizable and original new piece of work. For math, it is finding a new and important mathematical problem, and finding a solution to that problem, or proving that the problem is unsolvable. People with PhDs aren't just more knowledgeable, they create new knowledge.
This man is on another planet. This has to be a fill in the blank because he is talking out of his ass. “ if you get a PhD in math you will be better in math.”
I’m not wasting $200K dollars and 7 years of my life to learn about shapes and numbers. This is why phones and computers have calculators.
Guys Just Believe And You Can Be Rich!
Potter's fields and Hart Island are full of people who believed in themselves and took the steps to be successful in their passions.
Damn dude, good one. NYC is full of ambitious people, in the ground.
Load More Replies...They provde A LOT, well, except for paying taxes, only poor people do that.
"Believe, take steps to be successful"... run into the Great Depression, or 2008, or end up in a car accident that wasn't your fault, or or or.....
Ahh Yes, I See!
I see the point, this obviously does not include the 1st step where you gently pull the nail from the finger with pliers to place it nicely to the with tablecloth for painting
Step 1: Paint the nail pink. Step 2: Paint the outline of the lady. Step 3: Paint her hair. Step 4: ???? Step 5: Profit!
My Kid's "How To Draw Batman" Shirt
It fooled me, I was 100% sure the shirt was real. Tech is amazing!
Load More Replies...Rest Of The Happiness
I guess this kinda works. But maybe add something positive for no if you don’t want to be happy!
Thanks For The Extra $500/Month
I used to work for people who did in this. Step one: Have a wealthy spouse.
Of course. Just write a book every month and sell it. Or create an app every month that people are willing to buy. So easy - why didn't I think of that!
Ignore that your $500 has to pay the debts incurred learning to do any of these.
Rest Of The Student Debt Crisis
Guys, the subreddit for "Turning Point USA" is a parody and not serious. https://www.reddit.com/r/turningpointusa/
I wonder how many people believe the parodies these days. It's hard to be satirical when the beliefs out there are, well, out there.
Load More Replies...Given that Turning Point is a right wing group who insists colleges are hotbeds of Marxist indoctrination where poor wittle republican are oppressed, I expect this level of stupid and tone deafness from them
Death solved! 1. You are born 2. You die. (...or don't be born in the first place)
Ah yes. America - Don't dream too big. Don't better yourself. You can't do it if you don't have the money.
How To Model The Rest Of The Face
I Realize This Outs Me As An Idiot Who Can’t Change Her Own Wiper Blades. Thankful For My Helpful Husband Though...
I have smashed a windscreen by allowing the wiper arm to ping back without a blade on the arm. I now pay Halfords a couple of quid to do it.
The beauty of YouTube. There are people out there ready and willing to explain as well as show you how it's done. YouTube is the best source for help doing DIY projects. I've repaired our washer and dryer as well as many other fixes that would have cost a lot of money. This laptop is 6 years old and would have been replaced several times over the years without YouTube.
Picture Of These Instructions In My Learn To Code Html Class
This is actually wrong: You don't throw and catch them all separately; you catch the first before you throw the third.
Jesus Christ! My Child Is Sitting There Crying, I Don’t Know How To Do It. Why Did I Get This For Xmas
Step 1 - don’t buy knock off Legos. Or do, if thats what you can afford. I know I can’t.
Meme Of The Decade!
You know, I've always wondered about that.
Load More Replies...What is a DOGE? According to google, it's 'the chief magistrate of Venice or Genoa.' This drawing looks a bit like a dog.
As far as I know, doge is a famous meme, google a picture
Load More Replies...How To Fold A Paper Airplane
How To Paint Danny Devito
Let Me Just Make A Millie Real Quick
How do you get people to pay $4,000 for a JPEG of your cat? Well, that’s just marketing.
Isn't that all the hype right now? People buying crappy kitsch as NFT-artwork for millions of dollars. Reminds me of the Dutch tulip rush.
Load More Replies...This is just math not business advise. I went out and got a PhD in math and now I have to go to business school.
Found Today In A Arts And Crafts Store
Fantastic. How do I make a wreath bow? You make a bow, you get a wreath, and then you attach the two! Can't imagine why I didn't think of that myself.
For me, it is that simple. I'm a florist and making bows is part of what I do. :)
Step 1: Remove Drawer. Step 2: Buildthecoffeetable. Step 3: Put Drawer Back In. Step 4: Table!
What Happened To Step 3?
It does miss a number three but the steps are there. I had to read it through, slowly looking at the sections and it's all there. They just forgot how to count.
"HOORAY YOUR MONKEY IS COMPLETE!" is a lot funnier to me than it should be.
It Says "Drawing Made Easy"
Rest Of The Gem-Egg
Hmmm Yes Add Textures And Final Details
How To Make Wooden Cutleries
I think they made a spatula and bought a spoon.
Load More Replies...Not bad actually. If you don't have a jig saw to follow the out line this is a way to use straight cuts to eventually get a basic spoon shape.
Oh how I wish I'd kept my instructions for putting the feet on my oil heater. Front of pamphlet: NEVER turn unit upside down. Step 1: turn unit upside down.
I think the most toxic concept in our society is the "rags to riches" stories where they leave out coming from a wealthy family or marrying a wealthy spouse. Always be critical of these "pulled myself up by my bootstraps" because step one: buy boots.
Most of these bring the Richard Feynman Problem Solving Algorithm to mind (1. write down problem, 2. think hard, 3. write down solution); however he was a legendary genius problem solver, and step1 is a collection of sub-steps (like break it into manageable chunks, eliminate possibilities, etc) and step2 is a bag of techniques. The most famous Sidney Harris cartoon is the same, a mathematician writing a proof on a blackboard but another criticizes him for being unclear in the step where he wrote "...and then a miracle occurs...", http://www.sciencecartoonsplus.com/pages/gallery.php
I have a cookbook with a recipe for clam chowder that says to cook the potatoes until they're done.😂
Oh how I wish I'd kept my instructions for putting the feet on my oil heater. Front of pamphlet: NEVER turn unit upside down. Step 1: turn unit upside down.
I think the most toxic concept in our society is the "rags to riches" stories where they leave out coming from a wealthy family or marrying a wealthy spouse. Always be critical of these "pulled myself up by my bootstraps" because step one: buy boots.
Most of these bring the Richard Feynman Problem Solving Algorithm to mind (1. write down problem, 2. think hard, 3. write down solution); however he was a legendary genius problem solver, and step1 is a collection of sub-steps (like break it into manageable chunks, eliminate possibilities, etc) and step2 is a bag of techniques. The most famous Sidney Harris cartoon is the same, a mathematician writing a proof on a blackboard but another criticizes him for being unclear in the step where he wrote "...and then a miracle occurs...", http://www.sciencecartoonsplus.com/pages/gallery.php
I have a cookbook with a recipe for clam chowder that says to cook the potatoes until they're done.😂
