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You bring home a new table and unpack the box. You then take a look at all the bits and pieces laying on your floor. A white piece of paper catches your attention. Pfft, you think to yourself, I can do this on my own. Fast forward a few beers and headaches, and your table has become a chair. And a flimsy one at that. You admit defeat. You open the instructions manual. But after turning a few pages, you become even more frustrated: the drawings are terrible. They're more confusing than helpful. What should you do now? Take a picture of the awful guide and submit it to the subreddit r/RestOfTheF**kingOwl, of course.

Inspired by this legendary comic, its members are showing off tutorials and diagrams with a comical lack of depth. They accept YouTube videos, photos, and gifs, and have developed quite a taste for the vague and puzzling. Not to mention, they're also well-versed in satire.

Below are some of the subreddit's top posts. Enjoy!

#1

Draw The Rest Of The Rose

Draw The Rest Of The Rose

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Priscilla Reshell
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The color makes all the difference lol

Ladyandthetramp
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! My gosh. This is what people do though.

Hermione
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great. I now know how to draw a cabbage and a rose!

Josh Tall
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like cabbage, not lettuce

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    #2

    Wine Not?

    Wine Not?

    "If I'm reading the instructions correctly, after 3 glasses of wine the bookshelf assembles itself."

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're reading them wrong. First time you drink 1 glass, second time two glasses, third time 3 and THEN the bookshelf will assemble itself!

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I read it too. My kind of instructions!😂

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's the reason why France and Italy are so full of libraries...

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry guys. It’s really an honest mistake you’re all making. The instructions are clearly stating that drinking in this sequence will open the gates to Narnia.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid of interpretation exactly!

    Roxie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd assume it should take 6 glasses - 1+2+3.

    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the instructions. It's a box label telling you that the product is in three boxes, and this is box number one.

    cheryl strickland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I read it is after 6 glasses/ whole bottle you'll be drunk enough to see it in an illusion.

    Farid Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thats bookshelf? I thought is a door. After too much wine, please get out.

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    #3

    Only One Easy Step

    Only One Easy Step

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago

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    Counterpoint: She employs dozens of people directly and hundreds indirectly. Whenever retires, many of these will be unemployed... That puts a lot of stress on people.

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Presto! Love the step 1!

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wise David Lee Roth once said, "Money can't buy you happiness, but it CAN buy you a nice, big yacht to sail through the sadness.".

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn...I'm 999,999,999 short. *visibly stressed*

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 2, have a comprehensive support staff.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 2, have a comprehensive support staff, personal stylist and manager.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason why rich people live longer. Lack of stress from not having to worry about where the money for food and shelter will come from.

    Edwin Cheng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stresses her accountants and lawyers

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally out of touch story, or is there a point asking a billionaire who will never want for anything and have everything done for them?

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #4

    How To Draw A Tree

    How To Draw A Tree

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    leia's emotional cupcake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to break it too you, but that's not quite how it works.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you're not waiting long enough? Lol

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From this little bean you could end up with a baby too... it's too risky to play with those things😅

    nunya bussiness
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol this one is kinda cute 🤗

    Danie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I water it everyday? Please specify.

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    #5

    Photoshop Tutorials Be Like

    Photoshop Tutorials Be Like

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They turned the Disneyland castle into the Mont Saint Michel ! Miracle !

    ベンジーBenji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like all art tutorials. Step 1 draw a circle. Step 2 Bam you drew the Mona Lisa

    Simon Clarke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing is none of the instruction images are the same as the finished pic. So basically start from scratch.

    NevadaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the time it is that simple. You just have to be familiar with layering and layer blending.

    Poosh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD! I'LL BE A PRO! yeah right

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    #6

    How To Draw Australia

    How To Draw Australia

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no my lynx puked up grass instead, I've messed up Tasmania:(

    Brendan Hills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to mess up your map of Tasmania ;-)

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    Rachel Peterson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how the Tasmanians feel about living on lynx vomit.

    SamJo_thefirst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never see Australia the same again

    Sheila McEnany Markowitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left of the finished map looks like a Schnauzer head to me...

    Angela B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Combined with a cranky cat spitting out a tooth.

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    Laura Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm never going to think of my home country the same again

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's brilliant. And for part two, how to draw Ireland, draw a picture of a Koala.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now why didn’t I think of that?

    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just about sums up my country: a two headed cat trying to spit up the hairball of Canberra

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    #7

    Secret To Long Life

    Secret To Long Life

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, this is clearly a joke.

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the key is to be born a century in the future. It is still mildly dependent on luckk then but you have much better chances.

    River Webb
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    4 years ago

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    k so I can jump of a cliff at 98 and be VERY careful afterwards?

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My client is 99 soon.... I will show her this hahahahahaha

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathe in, exhale, repeat for 365 days (yes, in a row ya panda pals)

    Dawn Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a George Burn's joke. He was telling it when he was in his late nineties. He did live to 100. He was very careful.

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    #8

    How To Retire At 38

    How To Retire At 38

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to save money? Earn a lot of money.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to reduce stress? Just don't worry

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to Retire Early...step one: be wealthy.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me of that woman who just left her job and traveled the world, and her life is now like nonstop exotic vacation. And you can do it too, of course. If your parents are millionaires.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this work of fiction supposed to impress or depress the general public?

    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the rest of us: Step 1. Quit your job(s). Step 2. “Retire” to a cardboard box under the overpass.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect health care costs could still wipe them out at some point.

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're already older than 38 by the time this came out?

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Write an article on how someone working 3 pat time jobs at minimum wage who is undocumented can LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM and retire, would ya?

    Lark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are trust fund babies.

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    #9

    “Now Add Bits To The Bird” - From My 5 Year Old’s School Book

    “Now Add Bits To The Bird” - From My 5 Year Old’s School Book

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are saying what the basic shape is. From there on, it's up to your creativity.

    May Calhoun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited youuuu

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the old how to draw a horse guide. Step 1: draw a unicorn. Step 2: rub out the horn.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Michelangelo who, when asked how he created his statues, said "I take a big block of marble and chip away everything that isn't part of the statue." Accurate, and spectacularly unhelpful.

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May as well have written "Step 1: Draw a bird".

    Blatidae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or is every 'learn how to draw' book like this? I'd LOVE to learn... but every book goes from 'draw a circle' to 'add bits' just like this! :(

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get stuck between 4 and 5 and my drawings stay looking like 4.

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee........ Thanks, veeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy helpful

    leia's emotional cupcake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows what bits are! *sarcasm because I actually don't know*

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    #10

    It's Just That Simple

    It's Just That Simple

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If suicidal, don't do suicide."

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! If only they had been this clear before now 🤦‍♀️

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The product is for managing heartburn, it’s not for weight loss so this is really ok.

    BlueReaper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we forgetting the “Quit Smoking” right next to it

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody else wondering why they're asking you to "raise the head of your bed" or avoid fruits and vegetables.

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these are instructions on weight loss pills, its genius!!

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    #11

    How Old Is A Tree

    How Old Is A Tree

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    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually the only way to accurately determine the age of a tree. Tree rings are not accurate, since there could be no rings one year and three rings another year.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and wilf are wrong. New growth in trees occurs in a layer of cells near the bark. A tree's growth rate changes in a predictable pattern throughout the year in response to seasonal climate changes, resulting in visible growth rings. Each ring marks a complete cycle of seasons, or one year, in the tree's life.[2] As of 2020, securely dated tree-ring data for the northern hemisphere are available going back 12,310 years.[3] A new method is based on measuring variations in oxygen isotopes in each ring, and this 'isotope dendrochronology' can yield results on samples which are not suitable for traditional dendrochronology due to too few or too similar rings.[4]

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you could ask them...though some trees are known to lie about their age

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They stopped doing that (telling the age) when the Counting Pines got cut down for the numbers on their trunk to be used as number-plates. http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Counting_pines

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    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you cut the tree down and then count the rings. Duh.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but you can only do that once. ;-)

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe a time machine is the correct answer here.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's like saying, if you know the year you were born, you can work out how old you are! Why didn't anyone tell me?

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can there be three rings in one year when tree rings form after a full circle of seasons?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't. One circle of seasons = one year. Linus Nilsson is wrong. Thickness of rings vary with conditions (good conditions > tree grows a lot > broad ring. Malnourishment > little growth > slim ring)

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    Abigail Nagel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looked it up to see if Google actually says this. it does.

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    #12

    The Chopstick Company Didn’t Even Try

    The Chopstick Company Didn’t Even Try

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least that's honest in comparison to the rest, lol.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With no detailed instructions that means there is no wrong way to eat with them so sweet

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning with chopsticks. Not to be used as swords. Or. Do not use in or near, nose, eyes, ears.

    ZooMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little daughter just uses the stab method

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t believe how specific the instructions are! It’s amazing

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    #13

    It Is So Easy

    It Is So Easy

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    Henrik Lukas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they racist to you? Be more white.

    Rus Kus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I should pop my eyes wider constantly and I should blend in just fine!

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    ZooMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair the article is exposing how ludicrous this was to say to gay kids. It’s not promoting that as a solution

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a rule at an old school I attended regarding bullying that resulted from me being bullied. “Fighting back is still fighting. This is a zero tolerance campus. If a bully attacks you, (take the full beating, and THEN) find a teacher.” I was hit from behind, because he knew it was the only safe option for him. I broke his jaw and nose with my history book (broke the book too), and he got a concussion from his head hitting the pavement. A teacher was standing right there and saw the whole thing. I was reading said book when I was attacked, because we had a quiz immediately following recess.

    Laura Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I like to feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty, and witty and gay

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not an instruction which is hard to follow, but is just a terrible piece of advice and the "easy solution" for the teacher. Instead the teacher should try of carrying her responsibility and help solve the problem with homophobia, by teaching the bully a leason.

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you're a different part of the LGBT+ community?

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then just hide who you truly are and conform to fit it. iT'S juSt THat eAsy!

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    #14

    Nothing Makes Sense

    Nothing Makes Sense

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    Repel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a real owl in the left cup

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a satirical magazine to begin with...?

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hula hoops are a metre in diameter. Must be a huge cup of coffee

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a hoot, most people probably put them in anyway for the delicious flavour combination?

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    #15

    Step 1: Get Tools.. Step 2: Install The Thing

    Step 1: Get Tools.. Step 2: Install The Thing

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    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahah, this one is priceless

    Andy Broomfield
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've obviously been overthinking it all these years!

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    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are not the intructions for installing the blind. They are the first steps for shortening it to the correct length, once installed. It clearly says at the top of the page: 'shortening instructions', of which we are only shown the first two steps.

    K. Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still doesn’t show how. I’m sure you have do something to strings at the bottom after you cut

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1 : have the thing. Step 2 : Do the thing.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 3 the cat notices..... Step 4 start all over

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately many "instruction" leaflets are like this, they presume you are psychic.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now in all honesty. Installing a few clips is really not that hard ;)

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tweezers? man, i kinda wanta watch that video, now...

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the tweezers are for?

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    #16

    The Rest Of The Startup Money

    The Rest Of The Startup Money

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    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ambition aside, having wealthy parents just makes life that much easier..

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And being able to make shell jewelry... lots of it apparently

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scraped 30,000? Even without the crazy family loans, Scraped?! That's not scratching. And shells? I have questions aplenty

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is always "rich parents"

    A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm mostly curious about the people buying the shell jewellery.

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how long did it take to sell $30K worth of shell jewelry? I’m betting Nick’s parents bought 75% of it.

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These stories are so refreshing to read. We should all follow in the footsteps of those like Bezos, Woodman, Musk, and Gates by borrowing staggering amounts of money from our vastly wealthy parents to “beat the odds and become self made billionaires”!

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So headline- founders of Go Pro got 88 PERCENT of the money they needed to found the company from their rich parents.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its because his parents had $235,000 lying around, he had the resources to allow him to save $30,000 selling necklaces and belts out of a VW. If mom and dad aren't helping out, the money you made selling a belt goes to your can of beans and 2 redbulls while living out of the van.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I find funny about Dragons Den (Or Shark Den in America I thinks it's called.) "I will give you my pocket change of 20,000 to get your idea of the ground. You put in the hard work and I will take 30% of the millions if you make it."

    David Haughton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not that big of a load to build a billion dollar company though.

    mamafrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe the 30,000 part there. No one could make that selling shell jewelry and belts.

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    #17

    Carving A Tree Into A Bear

    Carving A Tree Into A Bear

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    AeroHail
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think these were to be instructive. It's showing the steps they took, yes but it's not to instruct.

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in awe of his talent!

    CatMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.... CARVING A TREE INTO A BEAR oh wait I read it wrong

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are not instructions though...

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just cut away the parts that aren't a bear. Simple!

    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry, it might just be the fact that i am an artist and can figure out animal anatomy, but this one is pretty simple. apart from the wood cutting (which i imagine is very difficult) the bears shape is just sculpted and given a 3d form… not too complicated if you know how to cut wood in this way imo

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it easier by carving a bear out of a tree. Bears don't like you carving them.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1........know how to draw a 3D picture.

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    #18

    Real Helpful

    Real Helpful

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't bear that answer so I felt compelled to look it up :D here it is if anyone is interested: "enabling someone to discover or learn something for themselves. "a ‘hands-on’ or interactive heuristic approach to learning"

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess by definition, I shouldn't have told u guys, so you could have learned it 'heurisitcally'?

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that the is the definition that pops up with "heuristics", "heuristic" produces a different result, because the plural is a separate noun. It's the same as mathematic/mathematics - you'll get a slightly different definition because the words have slightly different meaning. Heuristics does mean "a heuristic method" because it's a different word. It's just a case of how googles interpreted the question.

    Bzarro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is fake btw look it up

    Quant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a dictionary not an encyclopedia

    TheJojo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've looked it up before and was not pleased with the answer til I found this: Heuristics can be thought of as "guidelines" or a "rule of thumb" to follow.

    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I had an older dictionary that was very prudish, and so one day, out of curiosity, I looked up "harlot." It was defined as "prostitute, whore." So I looked up "prostitute" and it was defined as "whore, harlot." And when I got to looking up "whore," I'll give you one guess what its definition was. That's right, "harlot, prostitute." Very circular indeed and as helpful as this definition of "heuristic"!

    Ryan Fitzmorris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heuristic is a sort-of-reliable method of getting an answer that either always really close to the real answer, or usually, but not always, gives the true answer. "Quick and dirty" calculation.

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    #19

    A Page In My IKEA Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

    A Page In My IKEA Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why include it in the first placr?

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably cheaper to stock and distribute a one standard hinge kit used on solid and glass doors etc and include some parts that are not used in all assemblies than create a multiple hinge kits depending the final product.

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    Maul!
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to check if you're paying attention.

    Melanie Weatherwax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely. You will find the part that is to be thrown away is different from the part next to it. Likely it serves as a sort of tool to either hold something, keep something in place or acts as a measuring tool during assemblage. Very nifty. This example is likely an older Besta series cabinet with a horizontal door.

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assembled this exact thing and that was the case. I had the wtf moment when I first read the instructions too.

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    Damira Balent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some products can be freestanding on the floor, or mounted on the wall. You'll get parts for both options. What is left over, it's considered waste 🤷

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case not! See page number 3 --- pg 1 is frontpage, pg 2 is the parts list, continued on pg 3... so this is the very begin. EDIT: 2mb PDF download, https://manuall.co.uk/ikea-sundvik-desk/ The part comes with that hinge #110964, as you suggest in a different configuration: It's an axle for the end of the hinge, it matters if the bottom part is fixed to the left side or to the bottom side (you see the screwholes, they fix to something either parallel or orthogonal to the axle).

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw out the whole manual and go for a beer

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and call someone on AirTasker to come and assemble it for you, while you drink the beer! ;oP

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    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense having a common parts kit for multiple items. Cheaper than making another kit without the part

    Ladyandthetramp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly used to think IKEA was just a car company when I was little.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it just a packaging piece or a guide?

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that wasn't one of the parts listed - it is the old part you are wanting to exchange for the new item

    Yuki Li
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I need this to be #1.

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    #20

    How To Draw A Racoon With A Party Hat

    How To Draw A Racoon With A Party Hat

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, I have always wanted to be poorly taught how to draw a racoon with a party hat.

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Birthday Rocket!

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why am i laughing so hard at this? XD

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could give detailed instructions, you cant instruct artistic skill.

    PaulinaJW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, i can't even draw a circle!!

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    #21

    How To Meditate

    How To Meditate

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    El muerto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every time I try to become one with the universe, the universe goes lika Nah...not you

    E B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...maybe you should become one with a different universe? (I think that's my problem!)

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    Kno
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no. To some people, meditation is the most frustratin thing. Need to reduce stress? Just meditate! I've been meditating for the past 8 years Brenda!!! All it's given me is an ulcer!! And rage issues! Kinda like that. Apologies to Brendas around.

    Quinten_Atwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that's how you actually meditate. The whole point of meditating is not to clear your mind, instead, it's to occupy your mind with something else other than the things that stress you. Think about the things that your body usually does unconsciously, like breathing in and out and just keep thinking about that. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Before you know it, you're not thinking of anything else. You're "at peace." and I suppose "one with the universe."

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they left out the warm up before you begin the excercise, which i'm sure includes either mushrooms or LSD...

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is the illustration of the weight of the air.

    Kai Wee Toh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I think this instruction is complete. It is simple, yet very difficult to keep doing. One needs to patiently and consistently meditate. Over time, one gradually gains awareness and understanding of various things. Gain enough awareness, and you 'become one with the Universe.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The easiest way to become one with the universe is cremation.

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    #22

    Rest Of The Bridal Updo

    Rest Of The Bridal Updo

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My problem with hairdos like that? All of my hair is about as much as her lower left quarter of hair.

    Sneeze
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My problem with hairdos like that? i have a pixie cut.

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    E B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy a wig, it's quicker.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. managed that in a couple of minutes.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I could think of was the bugs bunny episode with Gossemer “bobby-pins please”

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair would never stay knotted long enough.

    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair is thick enough, but it would slide right out of any arrangement like that since I've never learned the trick of anchoring several pounds of hair on my head without stabbing myself repeatedly with hairpins. All I can hope with something like this is that there's maybe a video that goes along with the pictures?

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy peazy if you've done that before but....

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    #23

    My Girlfriends Soap Wrapper

    My Girlfriends Soap Wrapper

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably from an Asian country where folding a crane is considered a basic skill that small children are tought in school. Hence barely hinting that it can be done would suffice for most people there.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were Asian they would know its a crane not a swan

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    Lara Verne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to turn into beautiful swan, but it didn't work! I'm still human!

    Sarah Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from Blue Q. It's a joke.

    Colt Seavers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I had the name on the tip of my tongue and I was going crazy (I was looking for blue moon)

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    s. vitkovitsky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-origami people could turn it into a ... whatever those things are called that you put your fingers in and switch it back and forth, so different numbers/ letters show up.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember making those, then when a bit older I started origami. Some of the procedures are the same.

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    CatMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so easy to make, I make cranes in my spare time

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leave it to the Japanese - they find a use for everything. this is great

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    #24

    “Lovely Decoration”...

    “Lovely Decoration”...

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course magic! It's an unicorn!!☺️

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    ProbablyIsaac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did that once and it came out looking like a deformed white rat... good times

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn. all i've got is cardboard for the skeleton. hrrrmph...

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a dollar store product.

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    #25

    Rest Of The Pizza

    Rest Of The Pizza

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    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you use sourdough for a pizza?

    Claudia Dugral
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them the receipe. They cannot make it anyway. It's the process the feel ....

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other way to say "it's secret recipe dumbass"

    Christel Nellemann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting and maintaing a sourdough is not so simple, and not a short recipe. My recipe is 15 pages or so in a book.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you need a recipe for pizza? Make crust, add sauce not too much, cheese and whatever toppings you want. Hey presto a pizza.

    Calvin Suzuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to scroll down for an eternity just to get the actual recipe on a website

    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it doesn’t have a “jump to recipe” link to scroll past the OP’s life story and just get to the damn recipe, then it’s trash and not worth your time.

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago

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    My auto response when someone asks for a recipe is "google it.' I never give out my recipes, let alone the tweaks I've made to them. My recipes literally feed me and my family

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would sharing your recipes keep you from feeding your family? I don’t think, by giving someone your recipe, that it’s taking food out of your family’s mouths. It’s not an either/or option, lol.

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    #26

    Rest Of The House

    Rest Of The House

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant seem to get past step 1.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried step one, but I ended up with a seagull. I added too many bits 😂

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    Soggy Crumpet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Aging myself here) Does anyone remember doing that scribble in the Paint application and then filling in each area with a different color?

    Janna Gelfand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fascinating that the artist saw the entire piece in terms of circles.

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folks just have better imaginations that I do.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read the writing, but for all I know, the instruction could be "how to use random scribbles as a guide for composition and sequential addition of details". I might actually try this - I can draw reasonably well, but from experience, starting from one place makes the perspective wonky, while sketching first then filling in can make the result... bland? Constructed? This way, you have a sort of flowing, natural partitioning that you can fill out bit by bit, leaving room for new ideas as you go.

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like a game we played in art class at school. You did a scribble on the paper and passed it onto another student who had to turn it into a proper drawing. I usually ended up with a crappy squiggle.

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to send that artist one of my doodles and just see what they come up with!!

    PKMN Trainer Link
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japanese people are so good at art T-T

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    #27

    Step 2: Pay Off All Debt

    Step 2: Pay Off All Debt

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    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these are "baby steps"... I'd hate to see what he considers a giant leap... Pay off the national debt?!?

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    Angela B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will likely need longer legs for these baby steps then

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bad advice, but it's only going to work if you have a certain amount of disposable income. You aren't going to be able to buy a house if all your income goes on simply existing. Better advice would be to live within your means and when you do have spare cash, put some away for emergencies, so that you don't have to borrow money to cover them. That way you don't build up debt and finish up paying massive amounts of interest on it, which only serves to line the lender's pockets.

    Robertson Shinnick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two easy steps to becoming a millionaire: One, acquire $999,999.99. Two, find a penny. Boom, you’re done.

    Katia Wolfe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a few steps missing....Don't eat. Don't buy clothes or gas. Try turning off your utilities to save on pesky extra costs. Live with 6-7 other people in order to have money to put into retirement and paying off debt.

    Tim Pillinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually wicked, because it claims prosperity is sure if you make the right choices. Therefore if someone isn't prosperous it's thier fault.

    Denny Cwiek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby steps, my a$$ !

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, when can I buy some food to eat, please?

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    #28

    And That, Class, Is How A Planet Is Born

    And That, Class, Is How A Planet Is Born

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically not wrong though!

    elfin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Here a miracle occurs." That works too.

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    4 years ago

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems a little bit like the underpants gnome's business plan...

    Carmen Honacker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is pretty much the same for all things birth. Stuff happens at some point!

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for the shortcut, now i dont have to listen to my science teacher talk and talk

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    #29

    Just Make Money, It Is That Easy!

    Just Make Money, It Is That Easy!

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    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #0 have wealthy family

    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or win the genetic lottery... It depends.

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    TK 421
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By “Make Money”, is he implying that we need to take up counterfeiting?

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the lesson I’m taking from this. On an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get a high-quality printer for cheap?

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    Repel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this money is just lying on a table being lazy

    Cheryl Skina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What type of printer did they use?

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I buy the money-making machine?

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the rubber bands. . .!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make money - go ahead but you gonna get arrested.

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    #30

    Thanks Assassin’s Creed Odyssey!

    Thanks Assassin’s Creed Odyssey!

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly never have thought about this

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha HA remind me of the stuff John Madden (American Football Commentator) would say Like "The team that scores the most point wins." Man I miss his nonsense.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works! You should try it! It also helps to have a lot of birthdays.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno, not a gamer, but if there are other scores/statistics/whatever that define a character's overall well-being and can be reduced, this could actually be helpful, as in "concentrate on reducing their health as opposed to other hings, it's fastest/simplest". Or maybe it really is the only strategy and the statement is just stating the obvious in a kinda ridiculing way.

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder I did so poorly. If only I'd known.

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My music teacher used to tell us when he was a child, his father made him learn playing the piano. He found it rather difficult and complained to a friend. The friend told him, "What’s the big deal? You just have to hit the right key at the right time." ^^,

    James Nelson Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol thanks captain points out the obvious alot

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is currently being implemented in most parts of the globe to obtain world dominance. trumpy tried and failed.

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    #31

    Thanks

    Thanks

    EcRar30 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it is that simple. For instance Louis XVI was depressed, and doctors said "Votre Majesté, it is just in your head" so they fixed it.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depression is in our heads, that’s the problem. Chemical imbalance that makes this stupid s**t happen.

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    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's more like it's in your body and your head get's involved. When I'm depressed, which is fairly often, I know it's chemical and I just, blech, wonder why my body is doing this. Then I take a shower, dress nice-ish but super comfortable, so when I pass a mirror I can say, Well - at least I look alright and I don't smell. Plus column. And if my friggin body wants to feel all sad and s**t, fine. Doesn't fix the depression but does keep it from spiraling.

    Gata Nick
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scoliosis - stop feeling anxious.

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    #32

    So Easy To Follow

    So Easy To Follow

    Walkyou Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just repeat n°2 six times, then add the balls. It's obvious.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why you're having such an issue They color coded it for you and everything. Jeesh!

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am learning soo much from these posts, thank you!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. My bone I have with that company is that they made the "Geomag Magnetic Challenge" 2-person board game not too long ago (after the 2000s), where I have a complete set but no instructions --- and even mailing them and posting on GameBoardGeek I still have no idea how to play.

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    Sheila Ch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does anyone esle see one metal ball with 3 sticks connecting?

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just give this to a 4 year old.

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    #33

    "If I Can Do It, Anybody Can"

    "If I Can Do It, Anybody Can"

    AtlasGrey_ Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I can do it (with the help of my rich family), anybody can (with the help of their rich family).

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The missing dr Seuss book Horton lives with his family and pays back student debt

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You too can clear your debts if you work for your mum and live in a house for free

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually said to my daughter yesterday, sorry mate but there are no wealthy relatives in this family, it will have to be down to you.

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by cracky, see....ANYONE can lift themselves up by their bootstraps by sheeeeer darn determination and grit (and nepotism, free housing, wealthy relatives and various other forms of welfare that aren't called welfare)....

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to read just one of these that states, “Win the lottery.” It would save so much time

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, if you receive a condo as a wedding gift and live at your grandparents, it will just go away by itself 🙄

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I can do it with a lot of help and funding from my mother, anybody can! But not by using my mother, she's all tapped out. Get your own."

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    #34

    Rest Of The Gingerbread House

    Rest Of The Gingerbread House

    snarkeologist Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 5 is just decorating, so it’s nice to be able to do it however you like.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong? You just add the decoration the way you want.

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried making a gingerbread house. Thr icing holds the roof parts together but I couldn't get it to stay.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, that explains the house. What I need is the instructions for that awesome snowman!

    CatMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do gingerbread people live in a house made of flesh or are they made of house

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really need instructions to decorate?

    #35

    Wow Thanks, Very Useful

    Wow Thanks, Very Useful

    -of-the-sea- Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that help? I can spell and unexpectedly don't make $10K/month!

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    Aleksei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diss a pear for 6 months? I feel bad for the pear

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does disrepecting a pear have to do with it? i'm so confused...

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about if I tell you to go fθck yourself instead?

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been dissing a pear for 4 months now. Not much longer to go... Wish me luck!

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    #36

    How To Put Something On Your Wall

    How To Put Something On Your Wall

    Brucecx Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Questions sometimes get the answer they deserve...

    Ludwig Van Halen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need help with the CTRL+ P functions and how to send to printer and stuff, but if you've been on the computer for even a little bit it shouldn't be hard.

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    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Plug in your printer. If you do not have a printer, acquire a printer.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really didn't expect that :)))

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    #37

    It’s That Easy

    It’s That Easy

    Hurn1985 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you get the money for the triplex house in the first place

    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many communities have housing prices where rent from two units would NOT cover the mortgage

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a late-night informercial years ago done by a fellow who supposedly taught people to buy houses with no money down, flip them for more money, and get rich doing it. But first you had to pay $200 for his special course on how to do it.

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First step - get people to send you $200 each for a "special course"

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to live rent free? Well, buy a house. Duh.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live rent free by taking out a mortgage. I get it.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed a step. Pray your tenants don't cost you more than the rent

    Chris Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see where I went wrong, I got a regular house with 3 people in it. Oops.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed the part where you borrow the deposit.

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    #38

    "Add Hair And Shade"

    "Add Hair And Shade"

    PlasmaBuffalo Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her eyes are upsettingly high up on her face. Shading on the pic is great but the eyes are driving me mad.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usual position is about 2/3 up the _face_ but the middle of the head. It does look like they're just a tad bit too high... and not shaded well, either, They look flat.

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    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11.5 understand how to make a 2D image 3D by learning about light sources, perspective and minutiae of shading. Easy

    Hazel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this same book... there's a lot of step by steps like this.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to be a police sketch artist, in 12 easy steps.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her eyes are still in an upsetting position

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spat my coffee…on the cat! My poor cat…😵‍💫

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    #39

    Oof

    Oof

    ProfQuickScope Report

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that Google gives stupid answers to stupid questions, or humorous answers to questions that does not have a good and well defined answer. E.g. Google once just showed the calculator showing 42 when asked what the meaning of life was (refernce to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy). It gives it less of a big coorporation machine feel and makes it seem more human and relatable, and is a good way to apear to give an answer to an unaswerable question. If it is a friday today, then seven weeks from now it will be a friday to, that should not be that hard to figure out, hence hinting at the solution and mocking people a little is fine by me.

    Horatio Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people confuse the words day and date, particularly when English isn't their first language. They were probably looking for the date. Still pretty dense, as calendars are things that exist, but...

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is Friday, then it will be Friday 7 weeks from now. ;-) The date is a different question.

    Red rockin lobster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What DAY will it be" - the same day as today

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hey presto...here is an advert for a calendar

    Kimberly Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In common core the answer would be 2+3x7-2020x7/£<1x7=#42

    Noah Lamens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey Febuary 21th is my birthday

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    #40

    How To Digitally Draw A Holographic Skirt

    How To Digitally Draw A Holographic Skirt

    misunderstoodsamurai Report

    Thomas Rudd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A yes just the information I needed

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes not a smidge more and certainly not an iota less. The bottom two images repeating were crucial

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    NevadaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually started coloring on a color by number app to get better with this. Learning colors and shading and how things blend is all you need.

    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually very straight forward, just shade and add color where it shows, i suppose even a non-artist can do it

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can‘t even tell what they did between #3 and #4, and yet #4 looks so much better.

    Susan Elizabeth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! That’s how you do it! Thanks. Needed that info

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because everyone needs to know how to do this.

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the tag with the washing instructions?

    Poosh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww i couldn't do it:(

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    #41

    Thanks For The Hint, Shadow Of Mordor

    Thanks For The Hint, Shadow Of Mordor

    reddit.com Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's where I went wrong. I was trying to subjugate the Graug.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Graug! Get down on your knees and call me 'Daddy'!

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somethings in life are just that simple. Others require a walkthrough guide.

    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a skill it's been while since I played

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    #42

    My Nephew's Drawing Book

    My Nephew's Drawing Book

    school-97 Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t step-by-step instructions though. This is demonstrating that even highly detailed & fully rendered art can be broken down into basic shapes.

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... all drawings start with the basics. you cant add step by step instructions to teach talent or creativity.

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    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything comes together when you add shade...

    Kevin Corcoran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually pretty useful! Often people start trying to draw step 3 without sketching anything out underneath

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    #44

    How Do I Get To Step 2?

    How Do I Get To Step 2?

    DFlyLoveHeart42 Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the instruction basically boils down to "fold or stuff the jacket into the indicated pocket in whichever way you like". Step 2 is just supposed to show that the content of the pocket is the jacket itself; step 3 shows that to close the pocket, you have to turn the upper part of it inside out.

    Amy Jo Buchanan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made my brain hurt a bit, just from from trying to picture how to get from step 1 to step 2 .

    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I wanna know is what the hell step 3 is?

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jacket folds into a pocket so you have a foldaway jacket. Good for travelling.

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    #45

    How To Become A Billionare 101

    How To Become A Billionare 101

    BCAAs Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic pretentious self-help personal development loser bullshit.

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to cross-stitch this on a pillow.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for $10 billion 🤪. Let’s start with “have enough for dinner”.

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can all be billionaires if we just stop ordering avocado toast and getting lattes.

    Emma Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot not many years left, is there a shorter version or is this the one for late starters?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 get plastic surgery. 2 marry bilionnaire. 3 Live longer than spouse.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lie about your self worth ---- art of the Trump

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1- have rich parents, #2- have incredible luck, #3- start a buisness, #4- somehow get invited to dragon's den and shark tank for the publicity, #5- hire someone who actually knows what they're doing, #6- make sure you have 51% of the shares or more, #7- wait, #8- congratulations! You are now a posh git who likes to brag about money by buying £1m personalised number plates, multiple houses and cars etc and SoMeHoW dOnT hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy To CoMpEnSaTe YoUr BEST FRIEND for like £30k and HaVe To StArT a FuNdRaIsEr FoR hIm BeCuAsE YoU'rE ThAt P0oR

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't you write down goals first?

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could play who wants to be a millionaire literally a million times

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    #46

    Ah Yes Of Course, Lemme Just Do That Real Quick

    Ah Yes Of Course, Lemme Just Do That Real Quick

    xXnoynacXx Report

    Rus Kus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood how to prove that two triangles are equall nor did I understand the practical use for this. So I guess I'll go get a PhD now to get a closure

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all the way on the other end. I can't teach anyone math because I can't begin to understand how people have any difficulty at all with it. History, on the other hand... I know perfectly well I didn't pass several years of it but they graduated me anyway. Literature makes no sense whatsoever.

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    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by somebody who does NOT have a PhD in Mathematics. You don't get a PhD in anything by learning more about it. You get a PhD by creating a sizable and original new piece of work. For math, it is finding a new and important mathematical problem, and finding a solution to that problem, or proving that the problem is unsolvable. People with PhDs aren't just more knowledgeable, they create new knowledge.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is on another planet. This has to be a fill in the blank because he is talking out of his ass. “ if you get a PhD in math you will be better in math.”

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't seem to understand the meaning of "quick".

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not wasting $200K dollars and 7 years of my life to learn about shapes and numbers. This is why phones and computers have calculators.

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    #47

    Guys Just Believe And You Can Be Rich!

    Guys Just Believe And You Can Be Rich!

    Wolf9574 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potter's fields and Hart Island are full of people who believed in themselves and took the steps to be successful in their passions.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn dude, good one. NYC is full of ambitious people, in the ground.

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    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They provde A LOT, well, except for paying taxes, only poor people do that.

    Bob Knob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My passions are getting stoned and baking s**t. But I'm not a great baker and a pretty crap decorator. How do I get rich this way?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well "Step 1: Be rich" is actually true! People like Bill Gates came from wealthy families that helped start the business and kept it from going under during the early years.

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to think of it, eating the rich may be a good way to get rich...

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Believe, take steps to be successful"... run into the Great Depression, or 2008, or end up in a car accident that wasn't your fault, or or or.....

    #48

    Ahh Yes, I See!

    Ahh Yes, I See!

    AmykinsCatfood Report

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the magical nail polish! It automatically draws the face!🤦

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the point, this obviously does not include the 1st step where you gently pull the nail from the finger with pliers to place it nicely to the with tablecloth for painting

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1: Paint the nail pink. Step 2: Paint the outline of the lady. Step 3: Paint her hair. Step 4: ???? Step 5: Profit!

    #49

    My Kid's "How To Draw Batman" Shirt

    My Kid's "How To Draw Batman" Shirt

    reddit.com Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's a joke shirt. What do you expect.

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It fooled me, I was 100% sure the shirt was real. Tech is amazing!

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    #50

    Rest Of The Happiness

    Rest Of The Happiness

    gray_jacket Report

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing changes, nothing changes

    Ladyandthetramp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this kinda works. But maybe add something positive for no if you don’t want to be happy!

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    #51

    The Instructions For A Wooden Puzzle

    The Instructions For A Wooden Puzzle

    Zarking716 Report

    #52

    Thanks For The Extra $500/Month

    Thanks For The Extra $500/Month

    ParkingEstate Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask 500 people for $1.

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know how we will be billionaires!

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    Tracy Costa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for people who did in this. Step one: Have a wealthy spouse.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Just write a book every month and sell it. Or create an app every month that people are willing to buy. So easy - why didn't I think of that!

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hook your ugly ass out for 5$ to 100 people.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's generous. I'd start at $1 for 500 people

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignore that your $500 has to pay the debts incurred learning to do any of these.

    Jules Daly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read one that said go viral on TICTOC. Lol

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask your extremely rich parents for $500/month

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    #53

    Rest Of The Student Debt Crisis

    Rest Of The Student Debt Crisis

    crazy_gnome Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, the subreddit for "Turning Point USA" is a parody and not serious. https://www.reddit.com/r/turningpointusa/

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people believe the parodies these days. It's hard to be satirical when the beliefs out there are, well, out there.

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that Turning Point is a right wing group who insists colleges are hotbeds of Marxist indoctrination where poor wittle republican are oppressed, I expect this level of stupid and tone deafness from them

    Scifi1203
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The subreddit for TPUSA is actually called ToiletPaperUSA and you can usually tell it's not real by the arrow. It's quite obvious it's parody and also funny. Especially the Charlie Kirk faces.

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoever made this is just being a jerk

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death solved! 1. You are born 2. You die. (...or don't be born in the first place)

    Tracy Costa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. America - Don't dream too big. Don't better yourself. You can't do it if you don't have the money.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to bet that the model has a student loan?

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Live in a country that values educating it's children

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    #54

    How To Model The Rest Of The Face

    How To Model The Rest Of The Face

    Thy-xin Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding facial features appears to be optional in step 2

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    #55

    I Realize This Outs Me As An Idiot Who Can’t Change Her Own Wiper Blades. Thankful For My Helpful Husband Though...

    I Realize This Outs Me As An Idiot Who Can’t Change Her Own Wiper Blades. Thankful For My Helpful Husband Though...

    ralmama Report

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have smashed a windscreen by allowing the wiper arm to ping back without a blade on the arm. I now pay Halfords a couple of quid to do it.

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beauty of YouTube. There are people out there ready and willing to explain as well as show you how it's done. YouTube is the best source for help doing DIY projects. I've repaired our washer and dryer as well as many other fixes that would have cost a lot of money. This laptop is 6 years old and would have been replaced several times over the years without YouTube.

    #56

    Picture Of These Instructions In My Learn To Code Html Class

    Picture Of These Instructions In My Learn To Code Html Class

    The_Slojoe Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually wrong: You don't throw and catch them all separately; you catch the first before you throw the third.

    Wim Cossement
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siteswap

    #57

    Jesus Christ! My Child Is Sitting There Crying, I Don’t Know How To Do It. Why Did I Get This For Xmas

    Jesus Christ! My Child Is Sitting There Crying, I Don’t Know How To Do It. Why Did I Get This For Xmas

    exbf21 Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1 - don’t buy knock off Legos. Or do, if thats what you can afford. I know I can’t.

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    #58

    Meme Of The Decade!

    Meme Of The Decade!

    LykaiosFelan Report

    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a DOGE? According to google, it's 'the chief magistrate of Venice or Genoa.' This drawing looks a bit like a dog.

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know, doge is a famous meme, google a picture

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    #59

    How To Fold A Paper Airplane

    How To Fold A Paper Airplane

    ulubulu Report

    #60

    How To Paint Danny Devito

    How To Paint Danny Devito

    seamuswray Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would look great on wall, near the racoon with a party hat.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR you could just do Ctrl+P and hang it on the wall.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, throwing a bucket of paint on him doesn’t count? Noted. Sorry Danny. My bad.

    #61

    Let Me Just Make A Millie Real Quick

    Let Me Just Make A Millie Real Quick

    Bert-Maklin-FBI Report

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get people to pay $4,000 for a JPEG of your cat? Well, that’s just marketing.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that all the hype right now? People buying crappy kitsch as NFT-artwork for millions of dollars. Reminds me of the Dutch tulip rush.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just math not business advise. I went out and got a PhD in math and now I have to go to business school.

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask your very rich parents for another $1m

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there are expenses and taxes...

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    #62

    Found Today In A Arts And Crafts Store

    Found Today In A Arts And Crafts Store

    cannedgreatness Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot glue that s**t on and you’re good.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic. How do I make a wreath bow? You make a bow, you get a wreath, and then you attach the two! Can't imagine why I didn't think of that myself.

    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it is that simple. I'm a florist and making bows is part of what I do. :)

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    #63

    Step 1: Remove Drawer. Step 2: Buildthecoffeetable. Step 3: Put Drawer Back In. Step 4: Table!

    Step 1: Remove Drawer. Step 2: Buildthecoffeetable. Step 3: Put Drawer Back In. Step 4: Table!

    abc123987xyz Report

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not that bad. It is only four main parts to "assemble" and then put the drawer back in.

    #64

    What Happened To Step 3?

    What Happened To Step 3?

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I just forget how to count? 1, 2, 4, 5... Nah I'm good!

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does miss a number three but the steps are there. I had to read it through, slowly looking at the sections and it's all there. They just forgot how to count.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HOORAY YOUR MONKEY IS COMPLETE!" is a lot funnier to me than it should be.

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    #66

    Rest Of The Gem-Egg

    Rest Of The Gem-Egg

    Treemurphy Report

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    #67

    Hmmm Yes Add Textures And Final Details

    Hmmm Yes Add Textures And Final Details

    UrbanMarshmallow Report

    Inu Kashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 0. Forget about the correct perspective

    #68

    How To Make Wooden Cutleries

    How To Make Wooden Cutleries

    une-autre-francaise Report

    Ladyandthetramp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it works like that...

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad actually. If you don't have a jig saw to follow the out line this is a way to use straight cuts to eventually get a basic spoon shape.