35 People Share Things That Are ‘Technically True’ And No One Can Argue With This Logic (New Posts)

this is motherf****** brilliant

That would be Chriatianity 2.0

I'm laughing, knowing that this is going to be my own future

how many times ? Check your moth

technically thats his home tho

Oooh Touche

Make cent.

We have cookies too, they are just a subset of biscuits.

The last outsider who set foot on North Sentinel Island was an American missionary in 2018 and he was promptly killed by the locals.

"Sharks at home" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

*chortle*

Yyyymmdd. Sorts so much better digitally.

Looks like stars can look buff in movies but have casual body irl, it can help with body image to realize that. Those picture are not shamefull for him.

Yeah, but his one song touched the soul of the world for a while, so if he never does anything else, it's still more than most of us will ever do.

only in radian mode though!

Sweet revenge! You took down Titanic, we took down You and all other icebergs! ^^

Classiical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens on twitter posts heaps of jokes like this

I haven't eaten any of these in quite a while ... Maybe I should buy some today

Chaotic genius entrepreneur

Like that time I asked that German girl out. I asked what time I should meet her. She said nine. I waited until 10, but she never showed up.😢

The US national anthem started out as a British drunken bar song.

And sacred land...

The BEST summary I've ever been through in my life

"The Communist Party of Animal Crossing". Why can't I ever think of clever screen names like this?

Must be AliExpress

🎶E-I-E-I-O 🎶 Dang it! I sing it

Why?

If its a Marvel movie, always after the credits. Even then, sometimes you stay until the lights are on...just in case.

Understandable

Well, photo from foreig country with levitating people behind? EPIC

Every time I see Wells Fargo I think of the Susan Powell case :[ my dad actually used to work with her. He didn't know her but he remembers her saying "If anything happens to me, immediately suspect my husband" search it up, it's really interesting yet sad

"The power of Chrysler compels you!"

really, really funny :D

Let's all them Old and Older

NSFW doesn't mean 18+ only

But roses are red...

A method actor. He really lived the role.

Clever

That is the only time those phrases should be used in the same sentence.

lol

Also I don't have $50K to waste.

nooooooooo

It's only a fine for the poor.

Haha

That's a win-win situation. 😏

New York. New Jersey. Wyoming. Connecticut. Missouri. Mississippi. Tennessee. Kentucky. Ohio Vermont.

Thanks. Now I have a external life crisis

And if you turn around I can see youranus.

And if she said "you have acute angina", does that make her a lesbian?

After a little mental acrobatics I got there. Excellent.

He a dad?

she was incarcerated.

Would it make good zoom on neighbour's window? Friend asked...

I'm Dad.

It makes sense in the context of this movie

Ok BP, this is about the sixth time I’ve seen this, including another post TODAY!

I've actually had this thought at some point in my 'hits blunt ' moments

But I can stand on a taller part of earth…

I remember these things once randomly been a thing. Does anyone know now why?

Mitch Hedberg joke!

If youtube can be believed on the subject I would think there are more millennial blacksmiths than baby-boomer blacksmiths.

Bollywood Wonder Woman would be awesome. Just saying

So that's why Rick said that school is not a place for smart people! :D

I forgot how old i was. Announced i was turning 38 and family corrected me that i was actually 37. So i got a redo. Don't judge me, the years just blur together after a certain age

Math joke: Two to the zero(th) power = 1

True, she's also a bottle blonde with over-tweezed eyebrows.