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In a perfect world, you'd turn the other cheek to those who've hurt you and move on with life. But in a perfect world maybe they wouldn't have done it in the first place? Sometimes, people can't restrain themselves from getting back at somebody who has made their lives miserable. Bored Panda has compiled another list of revenge stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people, and it's definitely as brutal as the first one.

Packed with the strangest, cleverest and funniest acts of vengeance, this series proves that what goes around comes around. From jerks destroying kids' snowmen to obnoxious creeps stalking women, it seems that these folks tried really hard to make enemies. And they've succeeded. Scroll down to check out what retaliation people are capable of when pushed to their limits and let us know in the comments if you think the perpetrators got an appropriate amount of justice.

#1

Snowman With Surprise Inside

Snowman With Surprise Inside

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    Badass Lady

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    #3

    Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead

    Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I google'd up the Jeep to see how it actually looks and it looks awesome. Glad you have that beauty and beast back in your garage.

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    #4

    Learn The Language

    Learn The Language

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    mocochang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Served him right. I've had something similar happen to me when I was in another country purchasing something and at some point I asked the cashier to repeat what he has just said cause I didn't hear it the first time (I look like a foreign but I do speak some of the local language, I just didn't hear what he said) and he made a point of clearly rolling his eyes in front of me as spoke again in a way it sounded like he thought I was a stupid foreign who doesn't speak his language. It was so disrespectful and embarrassing I just said "never mind, I'll buy it at another store" in the local language and left.

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    #5

    I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car

    I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car

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    Filipe Vieira
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's an unfair situation to judge, because some cars park in this way due to other a******s that parked badly on the other side

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    #6

    Oh Boy

    Oh Boy

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    #7

    Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI

    Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only you too you revenge, but you also indirectly saved many people from whatever scams these guys were running.

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    #8

    Revenge At The Bar

    Revenge At The Bar

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a girl (or any kind of human being really): Why the hell would you do that?!

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    #9

    Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One

    Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One

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    caleb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOMBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET

    Thegreatcountryofverden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU TOUCHA MAH SPAGHETTI? YOU GONNA REGRETTI!

    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hysterical good job coming from a fellow pothead you do not touch somebody else's food you deserve what you got 'little douche"

    Voola Papas-Josifovski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in the right mind Eats some one else Dinner ??

    Angel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! Makes me think of Friends.... Joey Doesn't Share Food!!! Love it!

    Renske Blanken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'High'ly recommanded, this solution, perfect!

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garfield you did well very well dont touch my spaghetti/ lasagne

    EM
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not touch the spagoot.

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson learned here? Never eat a hungry man's spaghetti! Never ever!

    Anne Glassman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm trying to think of other things he could have said that would have gotten him in trouble. "Mom says she's high"?

    Lex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, not justified. Or funny.

    Alex Call
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You toucha my espaghetti, I breaka your face.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably do worse. Horrible person, shocked that they would do that. Probably seems like I'm exaggerating, but YOU NO TOUCH MA SPAGHET

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SWEAR TO GOT IF SOMEBODY DARES TO TOUCH OR EVEN LOOK AT MA GODDAMN SPAGHETTI YOU'LL REGRET EVERYTHING

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO... and nice going on the "fruit related" lol

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rule number 1. don't. ever. mess. with. my. spaghetti.

    Sophia Keltie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY!!! SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETTI!!!!!!

    Karen Miller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have left my spaghetti in the oven to stay warm while I dealt with the kid. Keep my food hot. Then he couldn’t get to it. Plus, I would also had him stay with me while I was working on his phone. Why leave him alone in the kitchen with the spaghetti in the first place?

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONT GET USETII WE HAVE MORE SPAGHETTI

    Alex K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's too light of a revenge. i would have smashed his phone in front of his eyes if he ate my food while i was doing him a FAVOR.

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    #10

    I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies

    I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies

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    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome... you have the patience of a saint good sir!

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    #11

    Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!

    Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!

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    #12

    Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People

    Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People

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    #13

    I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom

    I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom

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    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he couldn't Spare a Square (pls have someone know this quote...)

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    #14

    Dirtbag College Kids

    Dirtbag College Kids

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    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greed meets deed.... Shouldn't have been an a*s...

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    #15

    Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media

    Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media

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    #16

    Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice

    Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice

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    Sandy Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent job! To Celina...either the owner of the supermarket or the construction foreman should have checked the property lines before any job was even started. This delay was totally on their shoulders, and yes I imagine they do have children, but you cannot blame this interruption in getting the job finished on the truck driver. Actually, this story should be much higher than #22!

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    #17

    Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting

    Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people so spiteful to random other people?! If someone has hurt you, I understand, but allowing your kid to be a tiny devil in a shop where the cashier had done nothing wrong to her is just so pointless.

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    #18

    The Laziest Hostess

    The Laziest Hostess

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    #19

    Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B

    Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B

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    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar situation with my lip balm. There was a girl on a camp that liked to test out other people's cosmetics. Sure, she asked, but I find my cosmetics personal, especially the lip stuff. I could lend a mascara or an eyeliner, but not the lips stuff. So I told her I have herpes (which I don't) and she would use the lip balm at her own risk. She never asked again for any of my cosmetics :)

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    #20

    Beware Of The Raisins

    Beware Of The Raisins

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    Linda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D like from a movie, too good to be true

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    #21

    Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge

    Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge

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    Sable miner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who publicly denounces evil AT&T gets a thumb up from me! Sorry assed- NSA cohorts who are traitors!

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    #22

    If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There

    If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There

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    #23

    My Old Apartment Building

    My Old Apartment Building

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    caleb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +Sarah this cant be fake, for me I could totally believe someone harassing a kid. This guy/girl is a legend in my books

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    #24

    Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes

    Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes

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    KK
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes handicaps are invisible. Don't be the d**k who assumes that all handicapped people are in a wheelchair.

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    #26

    Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!

    Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on Top jeez. Best revenge ever. Go Doggo Go, I hope you live till the end of time. Ohh and That octopus is cute, ship me one too please :)

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    #27

    Instant Revenge For The Horn Prank

    Instant Revenge For The Horn Prank

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    #28

    Brother Revenge

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    #29

    Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash

    Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash

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    #30

    Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me

    Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These father daughter stories are amazing...

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    #31

    You Rude To Me, I Irritate You

    You Rude To Me, I Irritate You

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    #32

    Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play

    Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play

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    #33

    Game Of Thrones Spoilers

    Game Of Thrones Spoilers

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    Zaza Pheuteu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy just wants the attention; who'd be dumb enough to post his own story on a page like this considering it's not an advice page but rather a funny story one. ;)

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    #34

    Why You Short Me A Meatball?

    Why You Short Me A Meatball?

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fascinated by what americans and italo-americans consider to be italian food

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    #35

    Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly

    Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly

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    Maria Hagen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this, both the hooman and dog got their revenge.

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    #36

    Married People, Single Sex

    Married People, Single Sex

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    caleb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you get a porno with kids around at least tell them to go to the car

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    #37

    Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions

    Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions

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    #38

    Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma

    Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly I thought that's a messed up English and use of Grammar in this paragraph, but in the second read I got hang of it what he has done.

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    #39

    Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t

    Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was such a cute story. It's got warm and fuzzy all over it... with a hint of Tabasco, but that's ok. ;)

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    #40

    Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker

    Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker

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    #42

    Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own

    Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own

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    #43

    Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip

    Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip

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    #44

    F**ker Left Me Stranded

    F**ker Left Me Stranded

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    #45

    Asshole Parking

    Asshole Parking

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    #46

    Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back

    Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back

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    mocochang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a bit petty, but it will teach those kids to not purposely try to hit strangers.

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    #47

    Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In

    Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In

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    #48

    Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too

    Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too

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    Mimi Guo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone bother to read this far? I love these XD

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    #49

    Revenge After 8 Years

    Revenge After 8 Years

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    caleb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 years later still feels just as good

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    #50

    Microwave Hog

    Microwave Hog

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