The suburbs are often sold to us as the perfect place to live. Neatly arranged cookie-cutter houses, bright green freshly cut lawns, quiet streets. On paper, it sounds like a great and safe option. But when that sameness stretches out for miles in every direction, it stops looking charming and starts looking bleak.
We’ve rounded up some posts from the Suburban H**l subreddit that show just how depressing these places can get. Scroll down to see them and share what you think in the comments.
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Paranoid Neighbors And Prehistoric Rituals
We’ll Have Suburbia 🤡
Sadly Not Wrong Here
POV: You Head Into Town To Go Out To A Restaurant
Dystopian Playtime
An American Ram Truck Designed For Suburbs Trying To Fit Into A Typical European Parking Space, Showing Just How Ridiculously Large They Are
Visualization Of Space Dedicated To Cars
One Of The Most Depressing Suburbs I've Ever Seen. Texas, USA. This Is Real
You Will Live In The Pod
Part Of My Ongoing Efforts To Rebrand Urbanist Ideas As Patriotic And Pro-Freedom (Which They Unironically Are)
Thought You All Might Appreciate This Thread/Discussion As Well
Both Of These Places Are The Same Size. One Is Scaled For Cars While The Other Is Scaled For Humans
Hate Em
No Greenery Is Affecting My Mental Health Very Badly
Americans Sure Do Love Their Strip Malls And Suburban Sprawl
Did It Reach The Bottom?
We Could Have Healthy, Sustainable Cities, But Instead We Choose To Have This
Keeping Children In Car-Dependent Suburbs
I'm A Traffic Engineer And I Just Finished Installing Our Town's First Bike Lane 🥰 What Do Y'all Think?
10 Points To Whoever Can Guess What State This Is
Suburbanites/Car Brains “We Don’t Want To Be Packed In Like Sardines”
Also their daily lives.
Las Vegas
Suburbia: Expectation vs. Reality
Dine With A View Of A Giant Parking Lot!
This Used To Be A Forest
Zoning Damaged The Planet Faster Than Plastic Straws Ever Could
North American "Town Squares" vs. Town Squares In Walkable Communities
Found This Weird Arrangement Of Cul-De-Sacs In North Fort Myers, FL. Imagine Living In One Of The Middle Houses 👀👀👀👀
Suburbs Don't Have To [be bad]
Building A Picturesque Traditional City Like This Is Illegal Today Due To Modern Zoning Laws
Maga Suburbanites Be Like: We Love Living In The Pod
A Large Astroid Impact Sounds Better And Better . .
Always The Same
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things In The Us
Suburbs Are Ableist
Oh My God, Just Build Apartments…
Prioritizing Cars Leads To Creating Hellscapes Like This
Because Of The Layout Of This Subdivision, The Two Marked Houses On This Map Are An 8 Minute Drive Apart Or 51 Minute Walk (Eureka, MO)
New Housing Development Outside Of San Antonio
Most homes under 700 square feet. Anything to not build apartments.
My Suburb's Social Scene, In One Picture
Defend Your Neighborhood Character
Anywhere, USA
Suburb Life Requires More Driving But Also More Walking
I Actually Live Next To This Picture [laugh out loud]
Old Legacy Suburbs Juxtaposed Against Cheap New Construction Next Door
Let’s Be Real, Suburban Downtowns Are Pretty Depressing, Aren’t They?
He Is Literally Crying Over A Few Trees
I Raise You The True Suburban H**l Final Boss
Can’t Imagine A Worse Place To Live. A Cul-De-Sac Inside Of A Golf Course
Malls Are A Waste Of Space And Are Depressing Places
No Balls Allowed
Nobody Does Suburban H**l Like North Texas
No Thanks
What
Unfortunate Reality Of Running In The Suburbs
Nothing Says ‘Vibrant Urban Core’ Like A Half-Empty Parking Lot The Size Of A Football Field
I Still Don’t Get The Appeal Of Suburbs , Even If They Are Quieter And “Safer”
Pushing The Limits Of Waterfront Property In Conroe, TX
Really?! Can’t Even Connect A Sidewalk
Walkablity? Density? The Horror!
Look, Northern Virginia, If You’re Going To Build These Big Box Stores And Suburban H**l Sprawl Then Fine… Have At It. But Why No Access For Nearby Residents? Why Is Every Single Neighborhood Disjointed? Why No Trails Or Walking Paths? Why??? Answer Me!
And They Call It Town Center
Flying Into Austin, TX
Why Do Developers Use Awful Road Layouts?
Is Houston Even Considered A City. Just A Big Suburb With To Many Freeways To Count
Salem, Oregon
Impressive!
They Made The Squidward Neighborhood Meme
Truman Sports Complex, Suburban Kansas City, Mo
Eagle Mountain, Utah
Living In This Will [be bad] The Life Out Of You
Thanks Suburbs!
One Of My Biggest Regrets Is Moving To This Hellscape, No One Needs Houses Like This
"Why Don't Kids Walk To School Anymore?"
1 preschool, 5 elementaries, 3 intermediate schools, 1 highschool in almost one square mile of land.
South Cedar Rapids, IA.
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