This Twitter Account Shares ‘Lyrics You’d Never Believe Are Real, But They All Are’ And Here’re 30 Of Their Top Posts (New Pics)

Squirrels live it large at raves. Illicit drugs are a danger in the squirrel community.

Yes, yes we are.

outside the Tasty Freeze....

Been there.

Hard stool, we've all been there.

I think you will find that was actually written by Billy Bragg in 1983

You hablas Spanish Bueno!

Then wear a mask when in close contact with beats :p

Oddly specific.

Kanye Carpenter.

We've all been there. Right guys?

Instructions on how to laugh for dummies.

*Everyone claps*

Godzilla is a reptile, they do not have "tiddy".

If you're gonna quote Lonely Island lyrics, they're all beyond insane.

At least they hear a word I say

I'm a cat with my whiskers and your song sucks.

These are the best, most logical lyrics so far

It was MY SANDWICH! MY. SANDWICH.

Living the second life, I see. Careful, it's ur last one

This goes well with Kanye the table. They are a match.

Head feeling light like it's powered by a single byte.

And then the world got... gassy?

"When out in the distance. Over the valley, I saw an old friend Waiting for me. Waiting for me. She was a young girl, She was an old soul. As fair as the ocean, Timeless and free. She was my mother, She was my daughter, She was my lover, She was everything An old friend could be." A good example of why context is wholly required.

Unfortunately, Kurt Cobain did have a gun, and he used it,

"Have a banana!"

Is that not eminem?

Big Brain Time

Wow, your rhymes are idiotic, like not smart.

Thot shall smite thee, unbeliever!

It's not your lucky day I'm afraid.

Fanta? Tango? 7-Up?

There's trash and then there's this song. Every line of it belongs in this list

No need to be frightened of this man he is 'armless.

The diaper gang.

"....or EVEN Asian?"

Eh?

Mr Pedantic here. Frog's do not have a penis.

As long as they don't buy a real green dress. That's cruel.

Is he talking about his bike or his kitchen utensil?

How do you tell the difference?

I am glad we can agree on something.

Mood

Nirvana doesn’t have any guns so no worries everyone.

Show him the fruit section in the supermarket.

To be fair, he looks like a racist who'd bully Asians.

Thank you for letting us know!

This is actually a good song

She's good looking *and* she looks like a man. Please and thank you.

IPhones don't need to be dead to be a useless piece of shït, just think of all the idiots texting and driving.

Mark: "I wrote this song on Christmas Eve, because I was way behind on wrapping presents, and rather then take care of the problem, I picked up a guitar and wrote a f****d up song about it. I finished wrapping them at about 3 in the morning." Dude wrote random stress induced fluff because he was stressed.

me when drawing aliens

you dont know true cringe until you hear drake say "ting"

Trump be like:

this one makes sense

The brain is an imposter we all know it is not this smart.

You gotta make up your mind man

Same

That song is so...... These guys had a sense of humour. I liked them.

He never said the song was about you...

And I hope that you die, And your death will come soon, I'll follow your casket, By the pale afternoon, And I'll watch while you're lowered, Down to your deathbed, And I'll stand over your grave 'Til I'm sure that you're dead 0% bs in Dylan's music

Is there anything special about an Idaho potato?

"At least that's what tradition told you, And it don't matter if you don't believe". Sometimes lyrics require context

The song is from the pov of a jerk, so of course the words sound like something a jerk would say.

Context: "I came all this way to be with you, and you're already gone If I was a good friend, I could right this wrong I'd kick away your crutches, make you walk on your own"

But how two people you are once you are???