Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic, you probably didn't even know these things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the internet marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all already.

In this popular subreddit, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? Scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace adds!

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#1

No Pets

No Pets

FreakinZiggy Report

Monika Rhodes
Community Member
7 months ago

Traitor cat lol

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#2

Bring A Chain Saw...

Bring A Chain Saw...

boatsnlowes Report

Keanric Choy
Community Member
7 months ago

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

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#3

How Soon Can I Move In?

How Soon Can I Move In?

sexretive Report

Enuya
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

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#4

Ah Yes, Air..

Ah Yes, Air..

HydeVDL Report

Molly Universe
Community Member
7 months ago

I know a few people who would buy this.

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#5

A Quadruple Peanut!

A Quadruple Peanut!

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
7 months ago

What kind of drugs was this person on?

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#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

AtomicYoshi Report

Leslie Tollefson
Community Member
7 months ago

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

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#7

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

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Just saying
Community Member
7 months ago

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

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#8

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

ImbalancingAct Report

Monika Rhodes
Community Member
7 months ago

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

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#9

Are U Kidding $6!!

Are U Kidding $6!!

justborednothingelse Report

kathryn stretton
Community Member
7 months ago

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

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#10

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

Sulauk Report

kathryn stretton
Community Member
7 months ago

Lol

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#11

But It's Vintage!!

But It's Vintage!!

EarorForofor Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
7 months ago

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

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#12

Just Needs A New Screen!

Just Needs A New Screen!

imjustboredyouguys Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

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#13

.45 Cheeto

.45 Cheeto

Vaincer Report

glowworm2
Community Member
7 months ago

This is worse than the peanut!

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#14

Found This On The Gram

Found This On The Gram

taco360m2 Report

Monika Rhodes
Community Member
7 months ago

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

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#15

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

Zena-Xina Report

Camil Gagnon
Community Member
7 months ago

Sound logic...

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#16

Crocodeal Or No Deal

Crocodeal Or No Deal

tacosforeveryjuan Report

Molly Universe
Community Member
7 months ago

Me tho.

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#17

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

008286 Report

Suzanne Clark
Community Member
7 months ago

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

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#18

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

ileat Report

kathryn stretton
Community Member
7 months ago

Mmmm how much ??

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#19

Burritos For Sale..

Burritos For Sale..

gorcbor19 Report

Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
7 months ago

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

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#20

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

custardnom Report

Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

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#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

haynate14 Report

BusLady
Community Member
7 months ago

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

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#22

#supportblackbusinesses

#supportblackbusinesses

BeeCutt Report

Mary Stiles
Community Member
7 months ago

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

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#23

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

PapaKeeber Report

Iggy
Community Member
7 months ago

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

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#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Raseri_ Report

Tammy Hornback
Community Member
7 months ago

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

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#25

Uhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhh

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PieFace
Community Member
7 months ago

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

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#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

X-lem Report

Katchen
Community Member
7 months ago

Those fingernails are foul.

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#27

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

bunnycrusher Report

Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
7 months ago

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

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#28

“Perfect Condition”

“Perfect Condition”

DiscordianFnordette Report

SBW71
Community Member
7 months ago

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

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#29

Hmm..

Hmm..

thefugginhanz Report

Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
7 months ago

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

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#30

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

aura_you_awake Report

Molly Universe
Community Member
7 months ago

NeVeR bEeN oPeN

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#31

Left Or Right

Left Or Right

cavemans11 Report

Chicago Kitty
Community Member
7 months ago

I can't believe this would be legal- I seriously want to know if they sold.

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#32

Stop Selling The Random Crap Your Kids Make

Stop Selling The Random Crap Your Kids Make

shnclark Report

Beverly Kight
Community Member
7 months ago

And here I am just throwing away the daily shit my kid colors... What am I thinking? I could've been rich by now! 😅😂

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#33

$100 For A Rusty Washer Drum On A Chair Swivel. At Least Delivery Is Free

$100 For A Rusty Washer Drum On A Chair Swivel. At Least Delivery Is Free

jungleismassiv3 Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
7 months ago

Do you really want your fire to be able to move all on its own?

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#34

Um Okay..?

Um Okay..?

mariahksmith Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
7 months ago

Or just walk into your local Taco Bell and take whatever you need...

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#35

$1. Zipper Still Works

$1. Zipper Still Works

CryptoIsaac Report

Camil Gagnon
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

Type of person who'd sell his used condoms. Waste not want not...

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#36

That Price Better Include 101 Actual Dalmatians

That Price Better Include 101 Actual Dalmatians

carlyhasdogs Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
7 months ago

Someone who clearly doesn’t know that people can barely give away VHS of any edition.

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#37

Wants $400 For You To Pick And Haul Rocks

Wants $400 For You To Pick And Haul Rocks

pac-sam Report

kathryn stretton
Community Member
7 months ago

That's ok. Sometimes rockery stones can be expensive. Depends where you live and availability.

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#38

To Go With The Collection Of Random Lids In Your Own Kitchen Drawer

To Go With The Collection Of Random Lids In Your Own Kitchen Drawer

Stella-Moon Report

Batwench
Community Member
7 months ago

Actually quite a good idea. I think the lids in my house elope with socks and teaspoons.

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#39

Bless Up

Bless Up

olivewyatt Report

Just saying
Community Member
7 months ago

The baby be 100% what?

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#40

Empty Tequila Bottles For Sale

Empty Tequila Bottles For Sale

curious_kitten00 Report

Iggy
Community Member
7 months ago

Must have still been enjoying the contents of those bottles when they put the ad up.

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#41

Jason Stathom Cheetah

Jason Stathom Cheetah

jkon731 Report

Molly Universe
Community Member
7 months ago

Why tho

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#42

Sounds Like A Healthy Friendship

Sounds Like A Healthy Friendship

JohnSherlockHolmes Report

kathryn stretton
Community Member
7 months ago

Entitled much ?

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#43

"He Just Finished A Harry Potter Drawing."

"He Just Finished A Harry Potter Drawing."

sidshembekar Report

velocirrober
Community Member
7 months ago

Looks like the lovechild of Harry Potter and Ross Geller.

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#44

Just Discovering This Sub. I Have So Many To Share. This Is My Fave

Just Discovering This Sub. I Have So Many To Share. This Is My Fave

PilsbandyDoughboy Report

Bookey
Community Member
7 months ago

Um.. What are these?

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#45

Whata Deal

Whata Deal

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Shawn
Community Member
7 months ago

Craigslist ad reads....Runs and drives well. Small dent on the passenger door.. should buff out

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#46

Do You Think It Looks Like Yoda? I Don't See It

Do You Think It Looks Like Yoda? I Don't See It

mehhx3 Report

Natasha Forchione
Community Member
7 months ago

I see Tigger from Winnie the Pooh

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#47

More Than Retail Price For My Custom "Bathroom Stall Art" Xbox One

More Than Retail Price For My Custom "Bathroom Stall Art" Xbox One

UnLeadedApe Report

Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
7 months ago

it needs washed so bad that is gross

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#48

Goodwill Has It For Sale For $4

Goodwill Has It For Sale For $4

cavemans11 Report

Naomi Armitage
Community Member
7 months ago

But it's not even "black diamond"!

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#49

Ran Into One In The Wild. 5k For Rusted Truck

Ran Into One In The Wild. 5k For Rusted Truck

Quigglypoo Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
7 months ago

The half-on/half-off license plate really caps it.

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#50

Hmmm, Seems Like A Good Deal????

Hmmm, Seems Like A Good Deal????

subiequeen94 Report

Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

what is up with all the cheetos? lol

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#51

Kyle Is Flexing His Monster Collection

Kyle Is Flexing His Monster Collection

ColbyLholland Report

Naomi Armitage
Community Member
7 months ago

Too bad I can't drink Monster anymore (bad for my BP, etc.) or I'd try that Swiss Chocolate. Sounds pretty good.

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#52

Genuine And Authentic!

Genuine And Authentic!

kirillium439 Report

K. LNU
Community Member
7 months ago

OMG! I'm going to make a fortune! I have at least 5 of these, probably vintage 2018!!

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#53

A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...

A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...

RealHausFrau Report

BusLady
Community Member
7 months ago

I wonder how many people have touched this penny in 100 years?

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#54

I Buy And Sell Pokémon Cards As A Hobby And Secondary Income. The Number Of People Who Think Their Kids Old Shit It Worth Bread Is Astounding

I Buy And Sell Pokémon Cards As A Hobby And Secondary Income. The Number Of People Who Think Their Kids Old Shit It Worth Bread Is Astounding

Gengardian311 Report

CookieNeerrrrd
Community Member
7 months ago

Ok.... **INHALES DEEPLY*** ... WHY???

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#55

800 Dollars For A Used Cap Gun...

800 Dollars For A Used Cap Gun...

sna1l Report

Valerie G.
Community Member
7 months ago

Was this written by the guy above trying to sell his sperm for $600?

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#56

The Next Craze In Take-Out Meals!

The Next Craze In Take-Out Meals!

remog Report

Iggy
Community Member
7 months ago

Barf!

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#57

Yeet

Yeet

d4bs Report

Shauna MacGregor
Community Member
7 months ago

last year at a yard sale I actually sold my old Gameboy (this style) with all my games for about $10. It didn't work!! But the guy who bought it knew that, and he thought he could fix it, so hey! I hope he got it working!

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#58

8k For An Exploded Sti? What A Bargain

8k For An Exploded Sti? What A Bargain

sir_shmool Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
7 months ago

Code for “I tried to sell it for parts and it didn’t work.”

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#59

$90 For Mcdonald’s Dipping Sauce (Marked Down From $100)

$90 For Mcdonald’s Dipping Sauce (Marked Down From $100)

Nolimitsolja Report

反社会的
Community Member
7 months ago

"It's for the Sauce, Morty!"

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#60

Why Buy A Switch When You Could Just Buy This Used Wii

Why Buy A Switch When You Could Just Buy This Used Wii

Graardors-Dad Report

Parmeisan
Community Member
7 months ago

I actually suspect that if you wanted all of those things, you'd have to do a lot of wandering around looking in game stores or pawn shops and in the end it would add up to not much lower than what this person is asking. It's just, you're not going to get lucky enough to find the one person in the world to whom this has that kind of value. You're going to get someone who wants a Wii and doesn't care about the Motion Plus or GameCube stuff and is willing to part with like $40 max because someone else will be selling a different Wii with controllers tomorrow.

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#61

It's Just A Can Of Pepsi.

It's Just A Can Of Pepsi.

z0mbiemechanic Report

Bookey
Community Member
7 months ago

Some loony will buy this.

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#62

How About You Pay Me $50 To Haul Your Trash Away?

How About You Pay Me $50 To Haul Your Trash Away?

rbfpr1ncexx Report

Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
7 months ago

Some really stupid (and quite rich) cat would buy it 😂😂

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#63

Hey Google: Put Out My Cigarette

Hey Google: Put Out My Cigarette

HoldinWeight Report

Peter Kelly
Community Member
7 months ago

That is a burn form a certain type of cigarette... maybe explains the ad!

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#64

Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice

Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice

RickSanchez2020 Report

kathryn stretton
Community Member
7 months ago

It's electrifying !!

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#65

Seems Legit...

Seems Legit...

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Peter Kelly
Community Member
7 months ago

I would love to take him up on that, just to see his face when the jeweller lets him down gently...

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#66

“Limited Edition” Captain Marvel Happy Meal Toy For Only $25

“Limited Edition” Captain Marvel Happy Meal Toy For Only $25

dandelion_lemonade Report

moist.
Community Member
7 months ago

Hillary Clinton! lmao

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#67

In Ok Condition

In Ok Condition

spcfnk Report

BusLady
Community Member
7 months ago

Portable. Can be used at any crossing.

#68

Delusional Ebay. These Typically Don't Sell For Much Over $20k

Delusional Ebay. These Typically Don't Sell For Much Over $20k

ClumsyGamer2802 Report

#69

Would You Also Like Your Grass Cut And Car Washed While I’m There?

Would You Also Like Your Grass Cut And Car Washed While I’m There?

Howie_Dictor Report

BG Rey
Community Member
7 months ago

Just put it at end of your driveway and we’ll pick it up

#70

Thank God Shipping Is Available

Thank God Shipping Is Available

zazu13 Report

jevais
Community Member
7 months ago

Why oh why? This is so disgusting and cruel. Wasps should not be destroyed, they're part of the ecosystem.

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