30 Times ‘Stop Clickbait’ Hilariously Summarized Clickbait Articles And Saved You A Click (New Pics)

Mutilated!

Phew, that was a close one.

Wow, I have to order one ?!

Haha! Live Carrie! Wish she was still with us.

The rest of the world should follow suit, and with cats too.

But who would eat all these bananas?

I don’t think we will ever afford to buy a house. With the high cost of living and renting how the hell can we save $30,000+ deposit just to get approved for a loan.

This seems like a piece of actually useful information and not really a clickbait.

I mean, like, how obvious was that one

Oh, good to know.

This is plainly stupid

Don't try this at home.

Its a hole created by Big Brother who is watching you since 1984.

Wow, 32 is incredible.

2020: "hold me beer"

I had never guessed.

Hopes and dreams crushed.

Really?!

I don’t trust rich people.

I wish to have that kind of salary.

He deserves a Darwin Award.

... and don't trust essential oils no matter how often your neighborhood Karen tries to convince you.

Why are MAGA people so desperate to get oppressed, as if that's fun?

Is it my imagination, or is there a space between the 'A' and 'M' on the hat in the picture? "Make A Merica Great Again"?

Had a guy come to my work with a Trump 2020 hat on, he legitimately seemed to think that someone was going to start something with him. You could see it, the kind of puffed up walk people do to show they're not intimidated by you- but once he realized that nobody was going to sat a freaking word he sunk into a slouched posture and honestly looked disappointed. I don't get what he expected honestly- if you've bought in enough that you're wearing the hat nobody wants to debate with you or try and change your mind. Mainly because we know that's not going to happen. Antagonizing people isn't a good way to spend time. That and I hate hats, stickers,etc that are specific to one election. They're good for a year. Waste of money.

I don't care about MAGA people and what they do. So, I wouldn't even be interested.

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Why must the comment sections always have people insulting others' political beliefs?

Or it's the only finger it fits.

Snow globe? Does that mean these flat earth idiots actually accept the earth is a globe? 😂

It still touched the wall if it’s over though

Wait, I'm not quite sure how this works. Do you get out of your running car to check the tire and someone jumps in and drives off? maybe? IDK

I don't know if your child eating a bristle of a barbecue brush is every mom's nightmare, I'm sure most moms wouldn't even think of it

This one actually works... you just need to duct tape it around your neck to seal it securely. After you die of suffocation you won't catch coronavirus.

That's actually horrifying.

GOOD

That's actually just really sad.

STOP THROWING CIGARETTE BUTTS ON THE GROUND PEOPLE!! They fray when they get wet, which ducks and geese eat thinking they're bread. It clogs the animals intestines and the poor bird eventually dies a slow death from starvation. Stop killing all the ducks and geese!

I would love to see a Partridge in a pear tree !

I just don’t understand why women’s nipples are so offensive, there is no logic in it.

everything about MAC is overpriced

Poor pupper!

He looks fabulous btw!

Oh, so I must be one of the most honest people on earth! §$*#&!!!

Well yeah what could he say lol !

good tip… i wish i could get some too

I must be stressed !!!

Blunt af

Too bad pharmaceutical companies and the government have strongly focussed on anti weed campaigns for decades that there is still a lot of taboo and misinformation about the subject.

Blame the parents for their stupidity. Some people do not even consider the child before naming them.

Why would someone declaw a cat, how about we rip the fingernails off the culprits.

That is pretty specific, how did they get such an accurate number?

That can actually be extremely dangerous, it can lead to water intoxication.

This is what is really unfair.

There was a little black girl selling lemonade because she wanted to make money to go to Disneyland and some white woman actually called the cops on the child because she suspected the child didn't have a proper permit

Oh course he's a narcissist. I wonder what this article was going for?

YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOWER EVERYDAY. In fact, it's way better for you not to, unless you work a job that leaves you filthy. Even just water strips a lot of natural grease from your skin, which you need to stop it from drying out, never mind the body wash most people insist on using. You can wash your pits, privates and feet everyday without having a full body shower every single day.

Look for pools of water too. If you can get in water over your head, they will back off and go home.