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hand me the unsee juice please

Jupiter has been rumored to have a poor skin care routine.

😂

Shadow from mother ship

Coming soon on the Zit Popping channel...

*squeeze*

Whoa how many times you using a towel in a day?

I think it implies every 3 to 4 days, assuming people bathe once a day.

3-4 uses would probably mean wash after like 3-4 showers or days.

Everyone gets one bath towel and one multi purpose towel fresh and clean. Once a week.

People like you are responsible for so much bad stuff in the world. Washing towels after every use. Hopefully your region runs out of drinking water soon.

What about me????

I’m gonna agree with items other peoples hands touch. The pathogens on the floor or ac cents are much more diluted than baskets that thousands of grimy, germ-infested fingers have touched.

Are you licking the floor?

It obviously means the dirtiest thing customers actually touch

What about under the shelving? Doesn't get moved or cleaned for decades.

The baskets never get cleaned and are constantly handled. Often by people who haven't washed their hands after using the bathroom. The AC vents constantly circulate air, and the floors get cleaned fairly often. Those baskets, on the other hand... Might be an idea to take some wet wipes with you to clean the thing off before you use it. At least the handle.

Don't lay on the floor or lick the ac vents. I think they meant things you touch but were suggesting that they meant products.

Or any handles one would use.

The restroom

Oh you can roll on them or lick them but don't touch the shopping basket!

The floors are cleaned every day. The baskets, rarely to never.

Microbiology major. If forced to choose between licking the handle of a shopping cart, the store's floor or the a/c vent, don't pick the cart. It may not have the most dirt, but it surely harbors the most danger.

Floor and AC vents get cleaned, shopping baskets rarely and wherever we touch are usually the dirtiest most bacteria infested surfaces.. Like if I ask you what thing contains most bacteria in your bathroom - - - its your toothbrush, and its the handle part, the part where you touch and never clean. (shower curtains can beat the toothbrush)

Naw is the baskets bc many many random people and their cootie hands touch it all day long

Are you touching the vents or putting other than your shoes on the floor?

Do you plan on touching those things? Clearly, you're missing the point of this list.

Ha, yeah she is.

All our stores (NY) here were thoroughly cleaned belts before the next customer could use...DURING the pandemic, not so much now.

I should come with a WARNING🙀

Whistling... is the ultimate headache inducer for me.

And this is why I don't sing in public. Nobody wants to hear that. You are welcome.

LOL

and joy for others. I like it when I hear others sing in public

Just checking, you know this is fake, right? Edit: never mind, I misunderstood the point of the article.

Both

Or that there is a $12,000 backpack manufacturer.

The corporates knows how much people can afford. So they create stuff for them. One of a kind! Unborn alligator's artificial skin used. Sparkling stuff includes unleaded_radium. Zipper is made in Switzerland. Belts used are made in Tambaktu. Hidden Wifi device can be connected to satellite for online monitoring by retired US Navy seals. Wheels on backpack contains flash lights and are automatic, can be moved via device on the wrist. The small looking backpacks' space can hold 2 happy meals, 3 Green-O juice packs, 1 scooty, 1 fluffy sleeping bag, 1 kitten carrier, 2 toddle suits. 3 balloons, 1 barbie set. How's my imagination?

Or that people know or care that this person has a child or what she bought it.

It’s a little bit of both! I see her child misplacing the backpack or someone will steal it. Either way she shouldn’t have given her child a $12,000 backpack… *smh*

Created purely for the over rich who just have to flaunt their obscene wealth

I have a £12k backpack. It's made by VW and they call it a Caddy

A fool and their money are soon parted

Why does it matter? dont like it? dont buy it. dont want it for your 2 year old, dont buy it for them. Thinking it shouldnt exist because you dont want it, dont like it, or cant afford it is pretty ridiculous.