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Everybody hates click bait. It's like coming downstairs on Christmas morning to find a hundred awesomely wrapped presents waiting for you, but when you start to open them you realize there's nothing but cat poop inside. No, you won't believe it, and yes, your jaw will drop, but it'll be for all the wrong reasons, and it certainly won't be epic.
Who will save us from these constant disappointments? The people behind Stop Click Bait, that's who. It's a social media network dedicated to the eradication of click bait, and their method is simple. They read crappy click bait articles and summarize them for you so you can spend your time doing something more useful. See for yourself below. You won't believe what you'll find!
More info: Stop Click Bait | Facebook
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Hans 9 years ago
"news" on royals is never news but almost always feeding of voyeuristic interests.
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Same with news on celebrities, it's often just a rehash of what's already been reported umpteen times. Why even click it?
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Socially Awkward 8 years ago
Whaaaaat?????? His name is George and they call him George?? MIND. BLOWN.
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Master Markus 9 years ago
What king of idiot thinks that some solid thing without any holes could be a SKULL?
Kaypie 9 years ago
The irony of you making a spelling mistake whilst calling someone an idiot, is incredible.
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
I LOVE it when people just post the final result and saves the rest of us the clicks. I do it for others too.
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
NOOOOOOO. Not the same 3 braids THREE DAYS IN A ROW. Please, nooooooo. Whimper. My world is ending.
Anya O 9 years ago
So? I've worn braids 3 days in a row and sadly I haven't appeared in a magazine
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Well, you should have. You deserve it as much as Emma Whatserface
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I do not know who Emma Roberts is, and if I knew, I would not be intetested in her fashion choices. The fact that many people seem to explains the clickbait. It's the digital equivalent to the bold-lettered magazines showcased when queueing fir the cashier. Royals and celebrities and things about them that are completely meaningless (but to themselves, if these things actually are true).
Hans 9 years ago
Hm...I am normally very positive but have to notice my own strong opinion here...
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Stefani Manard 9 years ago
Who would even click on this? Wait, drunk me would. Drunk me is an optimist.
Kylie Jane Dixon 9 years ago
How dare you waste perfectly good fruit on something that stupid.
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Nah, go on my ebay shop and raise the bid until you win... or not. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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Matthew Bledsoe 7 years ago
I would never know. I have prospognosia, so even though I know who Hugh Jackman is, I cannot recognize the photo.
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Yeah and then you tell her a joke and when she laughs her heart out her face actually cracks like a potery. That would make a nice horror movie...
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Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
She had a LOT of time on her hands. Seriously, did she write it down every time she applied a layer? I would have gotten lost around 69. ;b
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Kristina Rothe 9 years ago
To be honest, that was a good one - it was not about generating clicks but b/c of people only reading and discussing headlines, not content.
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Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
BTW, if you don't turn the microphone off under Facebook settings, it will randomly "listen in" to your conversations. Watch the ads...
Kaj Boelsen 9 years ago
Oh god I hope so! Maybe then I won't have to endure ads for baby wear & other c**p - am into video games and gym, but have parenting friends
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Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
Eww. I don't care WHAT was inside, because there would be vomit all over the floor!
Steve Moore 9 years ago
Makes the "bleeding armadillo" cake from Steel Magnolias look more inviting.
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Tom van Hardeveld 9 years ago
Wow! That destroyed my world! (not really tho...)
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Tony Alexandrov 4 years ago
That honestly kind of...did destroy my world. What are the red ones then? Huh?! WHAT ARE THE RED ONES??!?!
Matthew Bledsoe 7 years ago
I have gummy bears! They're definitely strawberry from the looks of it since it's the least common color. Definitely smells like strawberry. I wouldn't say it tastes too much like strawberry, though. Kind of, but not really.
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Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
Um, isn't she a figurehead only? I thought only Parliament controlled their government. Ohhhhhhh. I see what you did there. *Insert sarcasm*
Christopher Guest 9 years ago
Interestingly no. She could take control of the country, pass any laws she wants, stop any law she doesn't like. But doing so might be the end of the monarchy, so she won't. Apparently she just brings the politicians in and yells at them until they smarten up. But who knows, maybe she's pro-brexit.
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Wayne Beesley 9 years ago
She probably wants Britain to control our borders and allow only decent people into our amazing home - not the scum of the world
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Ovarian tumor maybe? That would be sad as it would prevent her from having children forever.
Anna Brandigi 9 years ago
When you eat taco bell and look like you're pregnant but no it's just a food baby
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
Sonnagram(or ultrasound) maybe she had a miscarriage and didn't know
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Hannah Hollowell 9 years ago
How could they they have thought she was pregnant I mean if you have an ultrasound you'd know, and if she had a miscarriage how could she not have known, another thing they don't look they lost a baby, they seem pretty happy?????????
Matthew Bledsoe 7 years ago
She is definitely not pregnant. He's an idiot. Fat and pregnant look really different. She's most likely just a lazy pig who eats out every meal any can't cook.
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Logan Maeger 2 years ago
trump is the best no debating look at Bieden he can't even walk and Hilary Clenten was a criminal
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Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
Gets through pentagon firewalls NOT A HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lazy Panda 9 years ago
This isn't incredible what do you expect them to be lazy a*s dogs just because they have wheelchairs? That's onl something humans would do
JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago
i know the picture is real but seriously couldnt come up with a better story
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I actually watched this video. It's not about them chasing a stick (even though some of them do), it's about them having good time in nature to show that being disabled is not the end for a dog. Give him a wheelchair and he will be like any other dog in the world... but with a wheelchair.
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The Alchemist 9 years ago
If people put as much energy into curing things like cancer as they did into bull like this, cancer would be cured.
Jace 9 years ago
Not really. Curing cancer might be impossible. Posting useless c**p takes near zero effort. A whole ton of near zero energy makes up a little energy, which isn't useful for much. Why do you think click bait exists? It's a cheap way to get advertising seen.
Load More Replies... Steve Moore 9 years ago
"Harry...can you do a parrot job on this terrier right away ?" At long last, a Python riddle is answered !
Lazy Panda 9 years ago
How pathetic I saw one where they claimed that people discovered a New Guinea pig with a dog head it's absolutely stupkd
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Master Markus 9 years ago
I'm surprised they didn't call them "metal nipples".
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Leonie Rogers 9 years ago
I didn't know that, actually. I just thought they were the equivalent of Lego that when you dump your jeans on the floor and then step on them in the night, those buggers HURT! "Ah, so that's where I left my jeans!" (Hops away for a medicinal and anaesthetising bourbon...)
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Donna Wiersma 9 years ago
yall hating on cauliflower, that s**t is amazing, have you heard of seasoning?
Matthew Bledsoe 7 years ago
Yeah, cauliflower is so awful you need to season it!
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Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
The clickbait article says its about clickbait in their bottom section
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Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
That kid isn't really getting a shot he should be screaming and crying it's worse than stepping on a lego(almost) or he can't feel pain too obvi photo
Roxy 8 years ago
Well, he is... some people feel different pain than others. He obviously has a higher pain tolerance than you.
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Lazy Panda 9 years ago
Does Bruno Mars is gay? Call me stupid but I don't even understand the sentence
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Master Markus 9 years ago
These aren't even horrible things to tell people about, they just have the most obnoxious titles, like every story is going to be proof of miracles or something.
Bradley Auerbach 8 years ago
Back in elememtary and middle school, the cafeteria had stuffed-crust cheese pizza! This post really brings back childhood memories!
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Chana Korenblit 9 years ago
That doesn't even make sense. The sun isn't solid, there can't be a hole in it. Anyway, stars don't die by disintegrating
SavageDoughnut 9 years ago
It is fake because NASA shot that "evidence" with extra ultra-violet light, that's why it appears like a hole.
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I'll wait until the day they talk about all the abuses the employees are submitted to everyday: psychological harassment, stress, incitement (with moeny reward and promises of promotion) to survey your colleagues and report them if they don't work their a*s out or if they criticize anything. Sexual harassment... That would be quite an admittance from them.
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Le-a Beach 9 years ago
Okay, I know I just made a comment, but I searched this up and I found a couple websites if you'd like to read the article, I'll put the URL's at the bottom. Also, if you look really hard, and I mean really hard, you can sort of make out the ring, I couldn't find the necklace. But on one of the websites, it shows an up-close picture of the ring. This stuff really fascinates me, in my opinion, this isn't a click-bait. The cup did have a secret, a secret bottom that had a necklace and ring hidden in the bottom to hide from the Nazis and, guess what, it worked, in fact, it worked for SEVEN DECADES. This is so cute, I LOVE the fact that the bottom has a heart-shape. Again, I would love if this was a love story and that A.) the person survived and go out and found their lover and got married, or B.) the persons survived and got out and got married. I'm sorry, I love this stuff. There isn't enough room at the bottom of this, I put the URL's in the comment below. Enjoy.
Le-a Beach 9 years ago
I searched up, 'For 70 Years, A Mug In Auschwitz Held A Secret Treasure,' so if you don't like any of the articles I found, that's how I found/ searched them. Enjoy. http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/05/20/478817061/for-70-years-a-mug-in-auschwitz-held-a-secret-treasure http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/20/europe/auschwitz-museum-hidden-ring/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkMM7ijDY34 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3599200/Auschwitz-mug-reveals-jewellery-hidden-70-years.html
Le-a Beach 9 years ago
Aw, that's so cute. I would like to think that this person or persons got out and this was a love story, I like the fact that the bottom has a heart-shape to it. This one, as Flora Polvado said, actually sounds interesting.
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Which is a lie as all the players I've seen this summer weren't socializing at all, they all had the nose on their phone and didn't care about anything else. Hell, someone could have been murdered 10 feet from them and they wouldn't have notice.
AkiDitto 9 years ago
Probably where you live. When Pokemon Go was released where I live everyone was talking with eachother.
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Laurie Grimes 5 years ago
It saved me. My boyfriend killed him self at age 36 when he found out he had a chronic illness. That was Jan 2016. Pogo came out just when I was in the pits of despair. It changed my life.
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Lazy Panda 9 years ago
Same! I thought there was something wrong with my eyes first time I realized there were "moving thingies in the sky"
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Benski Trenkins 9 years ago
I gave my thingies a name. Sortie for the typo, George just walked by. :)
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The Alchemist 9 years ago
Who is she and why do they make it sound like normal people and here are different species?
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
That's stupid. if you don't take 2 watermelons of the exact same size and shape it must look ridiculous.
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Coin Master 4 years ago
I read a less click-baity article about this, and they said "Every one of them stated that to be a fascist, one must support the revolutionary, usually violent overthrow of the entire government/Constitution, and reject democracy entirely. In 2015, none were comfortable saying Trump went that far." They'd probably change their minds after seeing the incident at the Capitol.
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Brian O'Mahoney Sr. 4 years ago
But...but...I STILL don't know "this simple trick" to empty my bowels every morning!
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Who cares? Let them eat their leaves and let the others eat their meat. Let everyone eat whatever they want. The only interesting question is: how many species disappear due to human consumption? And I don't just mean animals. Because now we have this stupid tendency of making ancient vegetable species disappear to make (YES MAKE, like create ourselves) new ones more appealing to eaters.
Jace 9 years ago
If you eat well, yes. You can be a healthy vegan or a horribly unhealthy vegan. Also, you generally have to take B12 supplements even if you otherwise eat well. Source: actual vegan that pays attention to fact-based health info and observes other people's lifestyles.
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What do you think ?
ashley ducote 9 years ago
Would this be an inception ad? A click bait with in a clickbait that has clickbaited us all to look only at.....CLICKBAITS.
Magic Forest > Lindsey 8 years ago
okay I have to admit, it's not written with capitals, but stil..... Untitled-1...89-png.jpg 
Magic Forest > Lindsey 8 years ago
you're right ;) Untitled-1...82-png.jpg 
Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
Pages that spread their non-story over multiple pages are the worst!
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
The worst:interesting story, told ONE SENTENCE per page, and EACH PAGE BUFFERING!
T. D. Bostick 2 years ago
Can we also address those awful facebook videos? The ones that waste 15 minutes to show you how to absolutely ruin something or do something that normally takes 30 seconds to achieve using normal techniques, or that completely let you down with a stupid ending 15 minutes later? They're far worse than clickbait, especially when a friend 'shares' them.
T. D. Bostick 2 years ago
Oh, and Greta Thunberg drives an electric car. Those medicines people are squirting in their mouths and on their disgusting feet are snake oil, and surprise surprise, those celebrities from forty years ago all look old today.
ashley ducote 9 years ago
Would this be an inception ad? A click bait with in a clickbait that has clickbaited us all to look only at.....CLICKBAITS.
Magic Forest > Lindsey 8 years ago
okay I have to admit, it's not written with capitals, but stil..... Untitled-1...89-png.jpg
Magic Forest > Lindsey 8 years ago
you're right ;) Untitled-1...82-png.jpg
Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
Pages that spread their non-story over multiple pages are the worst!
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
The worst:interesting story, told ONE SENTENCE per page, and EACH PAGE BUFFERING!
T. D. Bostick 2 years ago
Can we also address those awful facebook videos? The ones that waste 15 minutes to show you how to absolutely ruin something or do something that normally takes 30 seconds to achieve using normal techniques, or that completely let you down with a stupid ending 15 minutes later? They're far worse than clickbait, especially when a friend 'shares' them.
T. D. Bostick 2 years ago
Oh, and Greta Thunberg drives an electric car. Those medicines people are squirting in their mouths and on their disgusting feet are snake oil, and surprise surprise, those celebrities from forty years ago all look old today.
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