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Over the long weekend, Texas and other places in the US have had a random spell of extremely cold weather.

As you can imagine, for a region that doesn't see snow at all, up to eight inches of it is somewhat of an anomaly. And it did cause a great deal of disturbances, with power outages and ongoing rescue operations.

Plus, the National Weather Service (NWS) stated more than 150 million Americans were now under winter storm warnings, which makes it all the more stressful for Texans and other residents alike.

But some people on social media are finding the Texas snow idea somewhat of a meme source since these two things sound like the least compatible thing on the planet. Meanwhile, other Twitter users have already apologized for poking fun at the Texas snowstorm.

#1

Murica!!

Murica!!

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Jo Johannsen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but the joke is funny.

Ella Greenman
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cant say in dallas, but we have been using sand shovels like at the beacj instead cause we do generaly have beaches

Bobert Robertson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's probably enough flamethrowers in the state to melt it all

Sarah Grape
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4 years ago

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BlackLabOwner
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well meet my dad lived 30+ yrs in Iowa and Nebraska didn't even get rid of his tire chains!

Persephone
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Texas and I wanted to do that.

Lewis Jones
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm in Texas......excuse me, be right back!

Cameron Alford
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol demolition ranch (texan gun youtuber) will be proud #demolita

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    #2

    That Shut Down

    That Shut Down

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the pandemic was a "hoax" but you can't deny icicles hanging from your ceiling.

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    northwest: -5 students: don't notice no exaggeration true story

    Shireen Maher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey get ur priorities straight people

    Lewis Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'cause it's hard to bullshit a Texan

    blugeagua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we should have told the Texas government that the Coronavirus causes an extreme freezing illness?......

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    global pandemic is redundant... It's like saying "very unique" or "hugely big" if you're a Trump supporter

    Adrienne Early
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because pandemic can be more localized. So it can be a country-wide pandemic or a global pandemic.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    The snow is a hoax, it does not exist, it is a conspiracy. do you know in which country there is the most snow? In Russia! Is it a coincidence? I think not.

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    The unprecedented winter storm has been everything but funny as it continues to wreak havoc on Texas and other places across the US. Normally winter-averse cities have been suffering from freezing cold because the jet stream has changed and ushered Arctic air above the US and Canada borders.

    The National Weather Service (NWS) announced that more than 150 million people were under a winter storm warning, winter weather advisory, or ice storm warning in 25 states, from southern Texas to northern Maine. The widespread storm has caused about 11 deaths which were reported in Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Louisiana.

    #3

    Snowing In Texas

    Snowing In Texas

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-government people sing a different tune when they need government services.

    Jeff K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texans actually receive a lot more from the federal government than they pay in. See https://rockinst.org/issue-areas/fiscal-analysis/balance-of-payments-portal/

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    Paul Z.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thoughts and prayers 4 Texas

    Lewis Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's our money, kid. We want to know where it's going if i isn't going here......gift for isreal, probably

    Andy Calumet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It goes into national defense, building roads and bridges, veteran benefits, healthcare, and yeah, foreign aid (probably to Israel)

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do think this is a little unfair, only the wealthy supported secede, now the poorer are suffering.

    Kathleen Brewer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is coming from the yankees that live her. Not from True Texans!

    D K
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the second part in Elmer Fudd’s voice... be vewy vewy quiet

    Tara Curry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe Biden: Sure! I'm not going to make it harder to give you federal funds because you didn't vote for me. Who would do that?

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    #4

    Everything Is Bigger In Texa- Wait, What?

    Everything Is Bigger In Texa- Wait, What?

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    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK - that is funny.

    Owl
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    4 years ago

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    kewl Imma got catch a rat- NO I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm, the burn. I can hear it sizzling.

    Chrissie M.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me some seconds, but that was savage!

    SeidWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG this is PRICELESS!!!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure they would be better with having some Tots and Pears but all I got for them is Thoughts and Prayers.

    Laura Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this burn will help warm them up!

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    The storm also caused a lot of concerning disturbances, leaving Texas and surrounding states in crisis. First, the high demand for electricity in the state has caused the power grid to fail. Rolling blackouts left 4.3 million people in freezing temperatures without electricity.

    Rolling blackouts have been imposed in some areas to conserve power for hospitals, police, and fire stations, leaving over 4.3 million people without electricity. In addition, the Sunday storm knocked out almost half of the state's wind power capacity that makes up one of the main sources of the state’s electricity.

    On top of that, icy roads caused traffic incidents and people are now advised to avoid traveling as much as they can.

    #5

    Just Sayin... Eh!

    Just Sayin... Eh!

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians would hide the laughter to be polite.

    Mahayana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Canadian And I am sorry for them. We do have the infrastructure to deal with cold weather. They don’t. So it is sad. Sending lots of love!

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    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian here...Can confirm I'm lauging after driving 90km to work yesterday after 30cm of snow fell overnight

    Madi D.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Canadian, I can confirm

    Emperor Kitten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference is Canada is built for winter

    Lira Mai
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think this is funny. There are places who are not used of having a cold weather. People are not prepared to experience this kind of thing. It is like having a hurricane for the first time and your house is not built for it.

    Danny Bai
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a canadian, wow. much sad.

    Beatrice Multhaupt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada every farmer can turn his tractor into a snowplow overnight and most have snowblower attachments. Canadians are NOT laughing at Texas since no one there even has snowtires. Here, they,re mandatory.

    gookiefish 293
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd laugh, then we'd go get the snow blower and help you out.

    Cameron Alford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    canadians put snow plows on f*****g school buses

    Suki-Chan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Illinois is COLD, my nose and cheeks go red only 30 secs outside. Also hi to anybody seeing this!

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    #6

    Texas Government Is All About Profit Over People

    Texas Government Is All About Profit Over People

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like standard Republican bs to me. They'll start blaming antifa and windmills in 3...2...1...

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are blaming the Green New Deal for it, even though it hasn't been passed and isn't in effect and hasn't even been finalized.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Russia did something similar to that and sold public roads and utilities, etc to the oligarchs. They did nothing to improve those services. In fact, they got much much worse. Neglected and allowed to crumble, in many cases. So, privatization is not the answer. The answer is for those with the means to pay their fair share of taxes, which is the revenue that pays for public services. Been robbed and want a cop? Tax revenue pays their salary. House burning down and need the Fire Department to put it out? Tax revenue pays their salaries. Need an ambulance to get to the Emergency Room? Taxes at least used to pay for paramedics and ambulances. You want these services—-and the wealthy take as much advantage of them as the poor—-when you need them? Pay your damn taxes, one-percenters. The rest of us do.

    kmoney909
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should really try to read what deregulation in the state of Texas actually is.

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    Blackheart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like failing to enforce monopoly laws

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my aunt runs one of those companies. She lives in Keller, last I heard. Big house. And the way she gets employees is totally set up like a pyramid scheme.

    Cee Mor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the price of electricity just went up 10,000%, guess who's gonna pay for that, to private companies?

    kmoney909
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wholesale prices went up by that much. Most people don’t pay that and any electricity consumer not part of the geographic area of a co-op or muni is free to choose a flat rate per kWh contract from retailers.

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    kmoney909
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even with wind power at half capacity that’s still ~2x the wind power available in California. -25k mW versus only 5.8 for CA.

    kmoney909
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BoredPanda, this pure garbage propaganda is not based on facts and the individual doesn’t even live in Texas. Hell it’s not even funny...

    kmoney909
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This clown is as bad as Trump and Qanon with platitudes, assumptions and no facts The winterization standard as authored by the NERC for the so called “national grid” following an investigation into 2011 winter storms is NOT mandatory. The winterization of our power plants would have prevented this - but since that standard at the federal level isn’t mandatory per the NERC, the notion that it would have been different is just false. https://www.nerc.net/standardsreports/standardssummary.aspx Texas isn’t the only place to use an ISO - the “privatization” you are citing. Which by the way California has one, as does the Midwest and the Northeast. And “deregulation” has zero to do with safety or emissions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deregulation_of_the_Texas_electricity_market?wprov=sfti1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regional_transmission_organization_(North_America)?wprov=sfti1

    Clifton Drain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POS green windmills, made out of OIL, quit working!!!! Antifa is f*****g scared to come to Texas. Libs need to keep out of our business, stay in their Mom’s basements and stay the hell away from Texas because we don’t want you, don’t need you, and wish for you to stay in your poor ass, I’ll run cities that have zero laws!!!! Bleeding heart idiots!

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    #7

    Isn't Made For The Cold

    Isn't Made For The Cold

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cold, even the internet is frozen!

    Naomi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to me to(i live in oklahoma)

    Blackheart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it may have to do with the power outages?

    Colin Swan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the power goes out so does the internet even when you have a generator and sometimes the phones don't work

    jk nbt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    electric down, internet down... grrrrr...

    Avery Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to my school district in the northern Midwest. Students attending hybrid school had no time to collect materials to work from home, so all school was cancelled

    Keley Babs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it the SNOW? Or was is the abnormally cold TEMPERATURE leading to power outages and everyone's internet is WiFi?

    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well many people didn't have power

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    #8

    It's Not Socialism When I Need It

    It's Not Socialism When I Need It

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That caption is spot on. We don't like socialism when it helps others, but when WE benefit from it--

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is both an argument for and against socialism.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With ReTHUGlican't it's never about taking government help, it' about government helping "those people". They will take all they can, they will hire lawyers to see how they can take from government, but they have problem when government tries to help single mom with $50.00 food stamp.

    Leara Bridges Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone keeps saying snow, snow, snow.... They got mostly ice..

    Susan Bosse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should have fixed the issues LONG ago. I pray someone(s) pay for being too lazy to do their jobs. Heads should roll.

    Jarno Flinkers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had 20 inches of snow last week and just went outside and play.

    Danny Bai
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calling them snowflakes is an insult to real snowflakes

    Lewis Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't care where your tax monies go? and questioning isn't begging, kid

    Andy Calumet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do. We think it should go into free healthcare. And yeah, they pretty much begged for help.

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    George Exok
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    Government funding is not socialism...

    Dave P
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    Remember Texas pays into the feds 4x than what the feds give them back. They just want their money back to help fix their problems, the same reason they want to leave, they give way more than they get back.

    miss miss
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    Oops. Now making snow political. Love Texas. Go Republicans.

    Pusfarm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the snow, genius. It's the red state suddenly wanting something they didn't want blue states in similar circumstances - a natural disaster - to have. Yes, Republicans, go! Far away.

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    #9

    Don't Believe The Republican Liars

    Don't Believe The Republican Liars

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    BananaAnna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be these statements true, shame on you Texas.

    Myrtle Yoma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately they’re legitimate. Texas is a shining example of the dangers of prioritizing profits over the good of the people.

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    David Retsler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing more American than putting profit uber alles.

    ...
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also climate change doesn't mean it's going to be warm and nice. It means more extreme weathers. It means that even if it's warmer *in average*, we'll see these snow storms and freezing weather more in areas that aren't used to it. Along with extreme heat causing forest fires etc.

    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till someone tells them coal can freeze, making it nearly impossible to mine...

    SeidWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, again illustrating its profits over people, and whats "fair" really means what's in their favor. So, here's a thought... Texas, you don't really need interference from the Feds, certainly not Federal subsidies to clean up your mess, cause thats like, eh, Socialism... what you really need are... wait for it... Thoughts & Prayers.

    J. Zingler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the North Sea they "forgot" to connect the wind turbines to the grid....... (German ones)

    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they blame windmills... OK kewl Imma got catch a rat- WUT NO I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING- who we talkin about again?

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe the 2020s arent good years?

    kmoney909
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a patently false assumption to say that federal regulation would have prevented this - the standard for winterization of power plants that would have prevented this IS NOT mandatory as designated by the NERC (the PRIVATE entity that writes the mandatory standards enforced by the FERC)

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    #10

    They Should Try To Shoot The Snow

    They Should Try To Shoot The Snow

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy a shovel and keep it around for next time. They also work well as giant dustpans.

    Louloubelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! They're great in the fall when you've got to rake leaves.

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    Cassie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised how few had kerosene/other gas heaters stowed away for emergencies. It doesn't get this cold often, but it does sometimes get cold.

    Jane Dugan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1938. That's the sometimes you are referring to. 1938 thats when it was this cold in Texas.

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    Persephone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have shovels for picking up cow droppings, jeese. They work the same for snow!!!!

    Shull GaRett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of survivalist is he? He should be able to build a shovel from his survival supplies. Also id guess he should have even a normal shovel. Not as effective but better that than none.

    PupGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else really enjoying the username?

    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 F*****G >INCHESSNOW< HOLY S**T THIS IS STUPID.

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    Texas’ wind power crisis in Arctic temperatures led some conservatives to blame wind energy for the state’s wind power outage. But in reality, freezing weather posed a problem to other forms of power generation too, like natural gas and coal-fired power plants.

    #11

    No Hate To Texas

    No Hate To Texas

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    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a Canadian in “exile” in the Caribbean right now. Am I still allowed to laugh at this?

    Robert Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live in virginia sry if i misspelled it but it gets REALLY COLD here in the winter but it make good snow with the 8 inches it has to offer

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey fellow Virginian, yeah we do pretty well. Also we pretty much one of the states to get hit with almost anything. Except a live volcano.

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think it is funny, all those people suffering for what the wealthy GOP did

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is trevor being laughed at by snail lady and air

    Exotic Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guardians of the galaxy? you should watch it! its really good! there are 3 movies

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    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idc what you say it is soo funny i live in texas and was up in iowa right before so the weather followed me

    Persephone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, due to the weather, most of my ranches fence got torn down bc the trees all crashed down. Lots of ppl houses got recked too.

    VolkswagenPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every other country...as in...Texas is a country too??

    Lulu Zeldis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yassssss gurdians of da galaxyy

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    #12

    Texas

    Texas

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    Lis Daglish
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    4 years ago

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    I genuinely think all the idiot trumpers, and the likes of MTG, Cruz, Boebert and their ilk SHOULD all move to Texas and sucede. See how far ‘Texas First’ got them on the world stage.

    Mark O. Rubio
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'll take the others! I don't really want anything like that to happen, but it's only fair.

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    Lisa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha it's true though

    Mathieu Morger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY HOUSE’S BATHROOM HAS AN ICICLE THE SIZE OF A CHAIR

    Jane Dugan
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    4 years ago

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    F**k you people. Yall and yes I said yall are the most hateful despicable asses ever. I haven't had power in 38 hours. My water froze up days ago. You assholes think its a big joke. It's not. It won't take Texas down so don't think it will. Texas is tough and i wish to God we would succeed. And yes the stupid windmills froze. We got enough old and gas we don't need anybody. No we were not prepared because some asshat somewhere decided we should go green. Not after this we won't. Believe tgat.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sort have had similar. our house was 46 degrees not celcius (can't spell this). The power was for about 45 min,, then it shut off for the best of 2 hours. Our water froze day three. Stop treating this like it's some joke. It actually killed people and I was lucky.

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    #13

    Texas Just Needs To Pull Itself Up By The Bootstraps

    Texas Just Needs To Pull Itself Up By The Bootstraps

    jamesetaylor17 Report

    Myrtle Yoma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, Texas bureaucrats have the ability to show us bootstrapping in action (I.e. asking the federal government to declare their bootstraps broken so they can get help).

    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Texas and I haven’t complained, I love this weather

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All problems are always easy to solve if people just stop being lazy and wallowing in self-pity... unless those problems are yours, of course. People say they are unlucky, but they are actually lazy, unlike you who are actually unlucky.

    Clifton Drain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it’s called warm weather and the sun, which will be here tomorrow. Hate Texas all you want, but we are the ONLY state that really doesn’t need the US!!!! Libtard idiots

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope Texans remember this at the polls. It's their greedy politicians that have put their lives at risk. This shouldn't be happening.

    MistyCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop spending so much on avocado toast and lattes and buy a shovel, duhhhh

    Doot Doot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yah it was cold but like stop overreacting just because it hasnt happened in like 40 years. we need a better power grid, like it runs on wind power i think?? they dont prepare it for storms. yeah i wanna move out of texas, kinda shitty here

    Lewis Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, and not give a s**t where our tax dollars go.....do you socialism much, kid?

    Gyro Pilot
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    4 years ago

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    And they will

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    #14

    Some Explanations

    Some Explanations

    TheSpaceGal Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP title: Ignorant idiot is trying to be witty, gets brutally shut down.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when is solar power "socialist"? This picklebrain comes across as a stooge for Big Fossil Fuel.

    Shirley Richard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so busy trying to "own the libs" that they fail to see how these initiatives could help save them in crisis like this.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great example of they never let facts (especially science) get in the way of belief or opinion.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solar panels don't work well when they are covered in ice.

    Marilyn Ransberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had solar panels you would have heat right now.

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a chemical reaction but otherwise correct.

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. a solar panel will work in cold weather... unless its not covered by snow. Thats what happened with german solar plants lately and they are stating coal plants as they are low on electricity...

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    #15

    Snow-In-Texas-Jokes

    Snow-In-Texas-Jokes

    CaslerNoel Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just the mullet. If the punishment was for all of it, there would be at least ten inches more followed by the total destruction of the state.

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    Chewie Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what on earth is going on with his head? First the dodgy beard, and now the mullet. Who hurt him?

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    According to Texas Governor Greg Abbott, “The ability of some companies that generate the power has been frozen.” The strain on Texas’ energy system has risen even higher, with Texans using more energy to heat their homes than ever. ERCOT reported that the state reached record winter power consumption on Sunday evening.

    Luckily, 20 hours ago, Greg Abbott tweeted some much-needed good news about the snow crisis in Texas. “UPDATE: 400,000 more homes had power restored this morning. Expect more during the day,” he tweeted.

    #16

    Stay Safe Fellow Texans!

    Stay Safe Fellow Texans!

    iamAanas Report

    Leo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In missori that would be a freshly plowed road..we got feel like neg 20 w 4 inches of pure powder snow

    Nina Johansson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have never driven on icy roads, please be careful. Cars can drive out of control quite easily. There was a reason why I had to pass my ice driving test for my driver's license.

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, a completely clear road to drive on. That road is good for like 60-70 mph in Indiana.

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the northwest thats not even enough to shovel

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure, that's an image of a road down here in Germany...

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is. Hint: he didn't grow up in Texas, or even in America.

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well my dad still drives at 70-80mph

    Lewis Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most Texans actually agree with this

    Jen Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, watching from a very snowy Canadian city, my Dad made me wait until 6 months after my 16th birthday to take my driving test because "if you can't drive in winter, you shouldn't have a license" at 16 it seemed evil to me, now watching Texas I'm just thankful he made sure I had the skills I needed.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like a summer road in Chicago.

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    #17

    Silver Lining

    Silver Lining

    The_Kyle_Mann Report

    Sharon Dean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't a Californian or you would know better!!

    Solrac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the California power grid has a lot of problems too.

    #18

    Living In Texas Like

    Living In Texas Like

    FukYouShoresy Report

    A.M. Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you never get snow, then you don't have snow plows, snow shovels, salt trucks, snow tires, etc. How are they supposed to "Just move the snow out of the way"? (Edit: I get that these are jokes. I'm just saying, as someone who has lived in the South my whole life, I can not tell you how many times I have had people who moved here from colder climates say things like this in total seriousness. Like full on angry rants about how stupid and incompetent we are because we don't have snow plows at the ready for the snow that hardly ever happens.)

    Myrtle Yoma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny because Texas bureaucrats did this to themselves. Had they not privatized their power grid, they would have had to keep up with US regulations of winterizing power plants (despite the areas usual climate) thus greatly reducing the impact once in a century storms will have on its citizens. I get that they don’t have plows or snow shovels, but so many people wouldn’t be freezing in the homes they’re being asked to stay in if the power grid was connected to the rest of the US and therefore equipped to handle things like this.

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    BananaAnna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, we can learn to do that.

    quarantine panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I think is wrong with these jokes is that none of us are going to work anyways because of the pandemic. We are all working at home, and when our power goes out, so does the internet. The kids can't go to school because of the constant power outages tearing at our connection. If we connect to cellular, it's so backed up nothing goes through anyways. so it was all canceled due to power outages. This is not something we can just shovel out of the way.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nashville equipped their garbage trucks with snow plows.

    albernistuff 4sale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are all the bro-dozers with 35" tires?

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    #19

    Nature Is Healing

    Nature Is Healing

    krys_m_r Report

    Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue bell...😍🤤

    Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nom nom... ? sry eating some bluebell icecream wut were u saying?

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    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very common. no power? empty the fridge to the back porch. not enough room? back porch. don't have a fridge? back porch!!!!!!!!! one of the first thing my family said when we heard texas was out of power was "at least they can put their food in the snow!"

    Danny Bai
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    4 years ago

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    Boop Boop blocking up a sarcastic comment idc if you downvote me

    On top of that, Greg Abbott has issued an official statement about an order to investigate ERCOT and its “immediate transparency.” According to the statement, “Far too many Texans are without power and heat for their homes as our state faces freezing temperatures and severe winter weather. This is unacceptable."

    #20

    That Comparison

    That Comparison

    Ayton_SZN Report

    TexasWoman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's watch the Texas episode of Spongebob!

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Texas and I'm in Quarantine, my family is quarantine, everyone I know has been in quarantine. My college, church, library, fast food joints are still drive through only, and other places are still locked down in my area. I don't know what area wasn't/isn't quarantining, but my area certainly is. Every place around will kick you out for not wearing a mask.

    #21

    What Do We Do

    What Do We Do

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    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Republicans are nothing but a joke now.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've been a joke for quite some time.

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    Lewis Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you kids get old enough to pay taxes you'll understand

    Emma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never did. Never will.

    Mark O. Rubio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the decision is being taken seriously in this picture. Neither should be an easy choice.

    George Exok
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    4 years ago

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    If they're a joke, then Democrats are the entire circus!

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    #22

    Snow In Texas

    Snow In Texas

    RachelEliseP Report

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mismatched pajamas and a hoodie... official outfit of Walmart’s everywhere.

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear jeans, along sleeve shirt/hoodie/sweatshirt, a coat, beanie, gloves, and my winter boots. It still doesn't feel like enough clothes.

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I live in Texas, but grew up in Maine, so we have all kinds of winter gear. We go to Maine for Christmas with the kids, so they usually have stuff, too. Didn't go this year because of Covid, so we didn't get them new winter stuff, and the kids grow so dang fast that now they don't have any and wear ours. Going out as a family to play in the snow took some creative thinking/dressing.

    Rutilly Oro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is everyone talking about, I've heard this a few times now? We have winter clothes and big coats and winter boots. It still gets cold here, it just hardly ever snows. And this year it just has been especially cold

    Random panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday my godmother that lives in Texas put on her winter coat for the first rime in 10 years. When she sent me the picture i burst out laughing. Those poor Texans

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the trash bag their sledding in 🤷

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of Australia would be the same if this happened, we would not cope, we do not have central heating etc, we do not even get to minus in winter in most areas.

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's actually pretty comfortable for only a few inches. hoodies are pretty warm

    Nerds All the Way Down
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own snow clothes, and I live in a desert. A DESERT... yeah.

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except me and my family came here from iowa 10 yrs. ago still have chains for your car and heaters that we never use

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    #23

    Texas Right Now:

    Texas Right Now:

    krosisdovahkiin90 Report

    Lewis Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more government never help anyone

    Clifton Drain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we will never be on the federal power grid you worthless liberal sheep

    Emma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are out of phase with you jokers for a reason. Yet we save your ass a lot more than yiu would ever be generous enough to think about us.

    #24

    My Mood Today

    My Mood Today

    reddit.com Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people from Maine feel the same when they are stranded in a cursed forest or an old mansion in which an entire family unexplicably disappeared a few centuries ago?

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they'll get Stephen King to write a book about it.

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    Ezra The Pan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude, I just moved from the north-west area to the south west area and damn it’s a lot different there

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your lifted trucks and guns and secede already!

    #25

    To Those Making Fun

    To Those Making Fun

    camxdaisy Report

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people don’t understand the concept of being used to something. Countries like Canada, Russia etc. are used to a lot of snow so they’re prepared and know how to handle it. That doesn’t apply to Texas, so of course Texas struggles right now.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But its more about the fact that Texas went off the power grid or whatever idk that many of the details

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    StIJN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people also make fun of your texas summer.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her... keeping that Texas bravado of not admitting defeat. looking for ways to make themselves look better

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is false.... Where I live in Canada it is -17 Celsius right now, but in August it will be like 36 celcius, which is Texas hot... I can handle the heat more than you can handle the cold.

    David Higginbotham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yesterday in part of Texas it was -3 c, last summer it got to 47 c. I would love to have a 36 c day in the summer, that is a springtime temperature. Spring only lasts about 2 weeks here

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    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, I was born and raised in Texas and have lived in the rock tundra of northeastern North Dakota for 5 years. If there is anything I've learned, both extreme sides are assholes. 'Ohhh, you could never survive in MY weather!' Shut up. Just because it gets colder here doesn't mean it doesn't suck there and vice versa with the heat. I've experienced winter in both locales and summers in both locales. Both suck donkeys in their own, unique ways.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the memes from people from places like Texas, Florida, Southern California etc, mocking when Europe/The UK had that awful months long heatwave a few years back. Most of Europe, and especially the UK, isn't built for those high temperatures we had, many were suffering from heatstroke and some people even died. Same way Texas isn't built for freezing temperatures. I'm not callous enough to say "haha, karma" exactly, but I hope that next time I complain about the heat as a Brit I won't be met with a mocking response. xP but in all seriousness I hope texans stay safe!

    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f*****g hate our summers, they are miserable

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    Most people could survive a Texas summer, it just seems that most Texans can't seem to survive a mild winter.

    Al Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most places -18 celcius isn't a mild winter.

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    mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 below in winter. 102 in summer. Michigan living!!

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol@ Texas summer. AC house>AC garage>AC truck>AC parking garage>AC store/work>AC parking garage>AC truck>AC garage>AC house. Repeat. (Yes, it is awful if you have to actually be outside, but this is how a Houston guy explained it to me)

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    "Reviewing the preparations and decisions by ERCOT is an emergency item so we can get a full picture of what caused this problem and find long-term solutions," Abbott added. "I thank my partners in the House and Senate for acting quickly on this challenge, and I will work with them to enhance Texas’ electric grid and ensure that our state never experiences power outages like this again."

    #26

    The Great State Of Texas May Have Earned A New Flag

    The Great State Of Texas May Have Earned A New Flag

    surSEXECEN Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Snowflake State has a ring to it.

    Mark O. Rubio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Texan who should take offense, but still funny. We all have things we need help with. Strong in some ways, melt under stress in others.

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    Pezor Zass
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be #1: Simple, elegant, ironic, and it'll make them sh!t themselves with anger

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwww that is so cute and so mean but so cute, so cute wins

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah, the Lone Flake State💀

    #27

    Sorry, Texas Is Closed

    Sorry, Texas Is Closed

    chrisgb002000 Report

    Jonathan Klaus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one way to stop the uptick in Covid

    Lewis Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we're also full, so stay away caltards

    Emma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this was permanent or maybe we could issue temp work work visas occasionally. Like to Tesla.

    #28

    Socialism, Texas Style

    Socialism, Texas Style

    SkullLeader Report

    Clifton Drain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Californians you really need to back off! This happens every 25 years here. Happens every 3 months in that worthless liberal shithole state

    Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So Texas lured companies from Califoria by promising lower taxes, and now Californians are being taxed to pay for disaster relief in taxes? hmm that's sus." lol

    Dave P
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    4 years ago

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    actually Texas pays in 4x more than they get back and pays more money to the feds per capita than any other state. They have been bailing out Cali and everywhere else for years. They are just asking for their money back

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    #29

    Texans...

    Texans...

    ItsTackyTacky Report

    that rando_;)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. That. Sorry. I mean you could get a generator.

    sylvantic
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    4 years ago

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    us californians sitting here laughing cause we're so prepped for whatever nature throws at us. blackouts are a pain and all, but they aren't that big a deal. take a sleeping bag and some blankets to bed and read a book with a flashlight.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except everything is expensive and despite having Hollywood, California's bankrupt and has some pretty bad schools.

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    #30

    It's Bad

    It's Bad

    maddieals Report

    James Brooks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i agree with Maddie Strange Whataburger is the best place to eat ever in Texas! Well besides Waffle House

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whataburger makes me sick for whatever reason. (I have no allergies)

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    Rutilly Oro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it didn't even close for Corona virus, but it's closed now

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whataburger? no pun intended but what?

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but when one opened near my house line of cars wrapped around the whole thing and into the street for about 1/4 of a mile

    Emma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real emergency measure is tbe Waffme House Index

    kira perez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whataburger is the best place to eat at Texas well unless you live in potter county then its big Texan

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse if Waffle House closes.

    #31

    Texas 2021

    Texas 2021

    Lv16 Report

    George Exok
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a bit prejudiced to me to generalise entire states...

    bianca johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is, but it's the majority that vote to protect the ideas that screwed them in the first place. irony

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    Emma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are Messing with Texas. Consider your ass warned

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Don't Mess with Texas" phrase is an anti-littering advertising slogan, not our motto. To be fair, it's kind of been adopted that way, but still....

    kira perez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not everyone in texas is stupid

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF - Texas is split 49/51 on the party lines.

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    that rando_;)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOnononono. It needs to be "1 frosty boi".

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    #32

    Spent Way Too Long On This

    Spent Way Too Long On This

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what is your emotional support rifle doing for you now?

    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Emotional support riffle." 😂

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHOOT THE SNOW LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welll it is being used at my home right now and there is snow on the ground and it is like a nice 30ish degrees outside and i am enjoying it

    Random panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2021 is going great!! Now us northern states have to be careful so we don't have a blackout

    #33

    Texas Right Now

    Texas Right Now

    sherkon_18 Report

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have power outages all the time..... about once a month the power will flicker and we'll have to reset all the clocks, about once a year it will go out for a few hours at a time (usually mornings) i love living in a construction & extreme weather community

    Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya but you cant have any you need to solve this on your own lol

    #34

    Seriously, How Do People Live In This?

    Seriously, How Do People Live In This?

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    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the northern states dealing with a heatwave: help pls Arizona and California laughing our butts off: looooooooooollllll sit inside with a glass of water and the AC on watching a movie in the dark and then go to bed naked with an ice pack.

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why my friend in Minnesota is giving me tips to combat the snow and ice.

    #35

    Can't Shoot The Snow Away

    Can't Shoot The Snow Away

    PrettyCoolTim Report

    BananaAnna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can use TNT to make an avalanche.

    Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO WAY THE INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS MOVIE

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This movie ruined me...when my children were born and I picked then up I kept saying "I DON'T like to be manhandled!"

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    #36

    Halp!!

    Halp!!

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not socialism when WE need the help. Only when it's for OTHER people.

    #37

    A Thousand Years From Now

    A Thousand Years From Now

    _mr.j_official_ Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy in left picture offering two pies to the Sun god.

    Lewis Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we get better results from this than that biden guy

    #38

    Can We Say That Electricity From Texas Is Dumb?

    Can We Say That Electricity From Texas Is Dumb?

    Simba_Swish Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every other state laugh to Texans now

    jimmy pop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even from the US and I'm laughing.

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    Paul Z.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma. It's best served cold....

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commodities should not go unregulated.

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the entire state. My city has power and I know part of Grapevine still has power. Boyd has power. Denton is down, and I don't know who else is down.

    Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

    Jane Dugan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries it's going be 60 degrees Saturday in Texas.

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    #39

    Texas.exe Has Stopped Working

    Texas.exe Has Stopped Working

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atlanta when we get even just a light dusting of snow. Everybody stampedes to the grocery store for milk.

    ThreeRatsInATrenchcoat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or toilet paper, haha. I remember last snow and that was the first thing gone.

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    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened last week in Fort Worth, 6 dead, 100+ cars and trucks. :(

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like my hometown when a drop of rain hits the pavement.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    + 1 point for the title :-D

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    #40

    Looks Correct

    Looks Correct

    real_estate_residuals Report

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t build these with machine guns.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That almost sounds like a challenge. Yosemite Sam would say "Them's fightin' words!"

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    #41

    Yesterday There Was 80% Chance Of Snow But Now It’s Only 50%

    Yesterday There Was 80% Chance Of Snow But Now It’s Only 50%

    trump__supporter__ Report

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CA in July and August: 95-100 degrees CA in September: 118 degrees

    #42

    The Universe Required Correction

    The Universe Required Correction

    ohgigi Report

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the first comment has 8 downvotes...even thought it isn't offensive...

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    #43

    *in Jerry Seinfeld's Voice *what's The Deal With Texans And Cold Weather?

    *in Jerry Seinfeld's Voice *what's The Deal With Texans And Cold Weather?

    official_top_gun_tyler Report

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plz do you live in texas we literally tried to break each other if we were stressed we would huddles with our guns

    #44

    F In The Chat For Texas

    F In The Chat For Texas

    nerdwithfriends Report

    Myrtle Yoma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jokes are funny, but this is a real picture of what ms happening. Yellow m & m is gonna pull his fellow m&m up by those bootstraps

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be ridiculous. They're wearing tennis shows. Jeez.

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    Adriana Coppage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just to make fun of texas: abcde ghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 🤣🇨🇱

    Hayden Linder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they ever do to you to make you make fun of them?? And don't u dare add in politics because I know someones gonna do it.

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    #45

    What To Wear

    What To Wear

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    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's only wearing it bc it's warm and he doesn't own a scarf.

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    M@rlow_the BLINK
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in Texas and I miss H-E-B!!!!

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong no one has winter coats except me of course

    Pen Irwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only wish we had HEB up north

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    #46

    Texas Go Brrrrr

    Texas Go Brrrrr

    McNuggetsthe3rd Report

    Ashanti Designs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember children died, wasn't about the snow. It was the below freezing with no heat, have a heart

    Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    #48

    Thank Goodness

    Thank Goodness

    WatchChad Report

    wiesenleger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats obviously is right wing propaganda. dunking on wind turbines instead of their f****d up privatized power grid and on masks.

    Marilyn Ransberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t change some people’s minds. They just want to remain ignorant.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come Texan wind turbines don't work with a bit of snow, but in norway they work?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones in Norway are regulated and therefore built correctly.

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    Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen a submission with so many downvotes-

    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to downvote your comment... just to be ironic, but I couldn't make myself do it.

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    Leigh Ferguson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had they winterized those turbines- youd be all set

    Kris Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why so much unvotes, he's just making fun of the lack of masks and how they don't want renewable energy bruhh

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish we would have invested in more wind turbines... and that more people wear masks. Masks keep your face warmer.

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it has to do with wind turbines...

    Patrick McKemie
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    4 years ago

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    Best reactions? Bored Panda must have farmed this one out to FoxNews. Huge fail for Liucija Adomaite and Justinas Keturka, Dumbasses

    Danny Bai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shut up, also anyone who wishes to reply to this comment can reply to this reply after the comment is hidden

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