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Lately, it just feels like there's been more bad news in the world than usual. In an effort to prevent all of us from spiraling into a deep depression, I made this book of quick and easy ways to feel happier.
With 24 suggestions like 'Wrestle your mailman' and 'Steal a dog,' the options may seem a bit bizarre. However, the rationale behind each suggestion is often based on more grounded advice.
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#1
Final score:
42points
PyroarRanger 8 years ago
Or you can smash your face into a cake to make you feel better! That makes me feel better for some reason XD
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Prince-Nux 8 years ago
I dunno, mate, I've got clinical depression and cake always makes me feel better.
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#2
Final score:
36points
Mixedupste 8 years ago
Steal a dog from a rescue centre! Problem solved! haha
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Monty Is Fiennes 8 years ago
Please if you are set on stealing....steal from the pound where the dogs are on death row.....and come up with a GOOD plan....you now have a dependant that needs you to GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!!!!!!
Elena Stark 8 years ago
Y'all need to take the dog's feelings into consideration too. He looks pretty darn happy to be stolen.
Ben Smith 8 years ago
I get that it's a joke, but why steal a dog? You ruin someone else's day, screw with the dog, and potentially get in trouble with the law...
Marilyn Barkhouse 8 years ago
Stupid to even post this, with puppy mills so pervasive in this day and age of Trumptards.
Lianita Tugotone 8 years ago
Dude, you can steal the laptop, the TV, the jewlery but NEVER the dog!
#3
Final score:
36points
Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
I dont think this is a good idea...AT ALL! They are usually brain-washers...and not for the better! (Ex. The Jim Jones Incident) Mass suicide!
Prince-Nux 8 years ago
A fair amount of religion could be seen as a cult. Doomsday cults, for example, usually have their roots in religion. Definitely Westboro Baptist Church.
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#4
Final score:
31points
#5
Final score:
31points
Kururi.Orihara 7 years ago
Keith isn't on Earth anymore, he's busy trying to end the Gaalra Empire!! Keth is amazing. (Sorry, I just had to.)
Phil The Computer 8 years ago
"no one can heal themselves by hurting others" *medic pulls out blutsauger*
#6
Final score:
28points
Ben Smith 8 years ago
The only way to get that close to a squirrel is by running over it first
Prince-Nux 8 years ago
Or giving it food and not being a jerk always helps
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
OR, take you bra off! That is DEFINITELY a way to get "something off of your chest!
#7
Final score:
28points
earringnut 8 years ago
if you can't be happy free taco bell is the next best thing
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#8
Final score:
25points
Kururi.Orihara 7 years ago
There is actually a scientific reason as to why hugs make you feel better. It's amazing.
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
Where can I find mannequins like this, with a six pack and a pair of square boobs?
Marilyn Barkhouse 8 years ago
... Or get you institutionalized. Either way, you'll be taken care of.
#9
Final score:
17points
#11
Final score:
10points
Marilyn Barkhouse 8 years ago
I wonder why the world is going down a toilet, and I scroll down to this BS . . .
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Fay 8 years ago
How is hurting others supposed to make us feel better? That's what the majority of this list is. The reason the news is so bad is because of people being horrible to one another. All you've done is suggest more ways to do just that.
Lindsay Ameye 8 years ago
A sense of humor could make you feel better, you know.
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Fay 8 years ago
How is hurting others supposed to make us feel better? That's what the majority of this list is. The reason the news is so bad is because of people being horrible to one another. All you've done is suggest more ways to do just that.
Lindsay Ameye 8 years ago
A sense of humor could make you feel better, you know.
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