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There are some gifts that truly can't be bought in a store. Kids probably understand this better than any of us, and tend to be seasoned experts at putting together heartfelt tokens of appreciation at home - which usually end up being more funny for adults than their little minds could ever imagine.
At the end of the day, it's the thought that counts, right? Check out some of the most innocent, naive, and overall hilarious gifts people have received from kids below, and if you've got one of your own safely stashed away from public view, add it to our list!
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#1
Kid's "Glad You're Not Dead" Gift To Grandpa
Zori the degu 8 years ago
I said such things when I was 5. Complete misunderstanding of human psychology, yet complete innocence behind the words spoken/written. Today I'm turning 15 but I still see the little artist's interesting view of the world.
Quan Ly 8 years ago
I laughed at someone's grandma dying once in elementary school during show and tell... Somehow didn't go to the principal that day.
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Mistrz Varflock 8 years ago
Who'd not be happy that his grandpa's alive? It's just not how you should say that and that's the onyl thing that kid misunderstood. I can also see a typical "cars are cool, let's draw some to make it cooler".
June Pixeld 8 years ago
Whenever my mom insists she wants grankids someday, i will show her this
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#2
I Am A Waiter And A 4-Year-Old Girl Gave Me This As A Tip
Charlotte Brine 8 years ago
I'd say a restaurant or some similar kind of food Establishment.
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#3
So Today I Was Given And End Of Term Present From A Child That She Made With Her Mum. It's So Beautiful, Until I Inspected Closer. I Asked The Mum If It Was Intentional And She Had No Idea. Highlight Of My School Year So Far
Yashica Sadam 8 years ago
I haven't even looked at the other entries, but I already know this one is my favorite, xD
Talor McPherson 8 years ago
My cousin recently graduated from a Christian HS and I was commissioned to decorate a table for his graduation party. I was given several books to create a pages centerpiece and banner by my good Christian aunt. As I was cutting through some of the books I realized one of them was a very explicit romance novel... I had to go back through and replace about 20 pieces because they were very rude. *Despite the party being at the school/church, I left a few naughty pages in because I graduated from that same place and I hated it* No one noticed :)
#4
A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of "Pennies" At The Casinos In Vegas
Final score:
346points
fluffy_ninja_owl 8 years ago
that's how I'm going to greet my friends now 😂
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FAKENAME FAKENAME 8 years ago
Boy I love getting penis! If I converted all my d***s into penis I'd have over Juan million penis!
#5
I Don't Have A Valentine This Year, Been Pretty Heartbroken. The Little Boy I Watch Made Up For It By Giving Me This
#6
My 11-Year Old's Birthday Card To Me
Kaleigh Bryant 8 years ago
I've seen this so many times with different descriptions. The original stated a kid made it for an elderly person they visited in a nursing home.
#7
The Kids Made Me Breakfast For Father's Day
Kathy Lecours 8 years ago
I had the same thought! I wanna know , looks like money to me
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Found This "Gift" I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old
#9
Middle School Student Accidentally Gave My Wife Thong Underwear
Julie Obermiller 8 years ago
The funny thing is, if this was from a middle-school child (grade 6-8) some Mom probably picked it up as a teacher gift.
thebridget 8 years ago
So true. I teach middle school and we rarely get teacher gifts. When we do, the parents usually picked them out and they give the same gift to all their teachers. The gym teacher probably got a pair too haha!
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
HA! I have seen those "roses" for sale and didnt realize they were actually thongs!
#10
On My Birthday, 10-Year-Old Sister Asked Me What Kind Of Stuff I Liked. I Told Her Mustaches, Guitars And Sloths. She Went Into Her Room And Came Back An Hour Later With This
Lara B. 8 years ago
That's amazingly creative! Also: Don't we all want to be a sloth sometimes?
Mistrz Varflock 8 years ago
Sometimes we are. :P That happens when we stop being pandas for a while.
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Susann Campbell 8 years ago
Your sister loves you a lot and also she is going places with this imagination.
Lisa Sullivan 8 years ago
You told her 10 year old sister you liked mustaches ? weird but okay?
#11
My 11 Year Old Son's Christmas Gift To Me
Heather Riseborough 8 years ago
As they say 'be nice to your children...they choose your nursing home'.
Julie Obermiller 8 years ago
Be afraid...be very afraid. He may start deducting years when you make him mad! LOL
Mariana Borges 8 years ago
what a mean thing to say to your parent (unless they want/plan to go willingly) ! Hope it was a joke...
#12
3-Year-Old (In Bathroom): Mummy, Can I Put This Sticker On Daddy's Card? Me (In Bed): Yes. 3-Year-Old: Will He Love It? Me: Yes
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#14
My Buddy Made This For His Mom For Mother's Day When He Was 12
Lizzie Carter 8 years ago
I know plenty of adults who still don't know the difference between "Your" and "You're". Give this kid a bleeping medal.
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
Yes! Someone who knows the difference between "your" and "you're"!
#15
Being A Single Dad Finally Pays Off. Kids Got Me This For My B-Day
Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
My dad was/is a single father and has kept all the presents me and my sister got him over the years
TheMsLollidella 8 years ago
Awww same for my dad. Not single but he's the one that keeps my drawings, my mom throws our paper presents away lol
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#16
Happy Mother's Day From A 5-Year Old
Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
I heard great gardening tip. if you want to get rid of snails in garden buy pound of butter and some garlic and invite a French friend...
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
I'm obsessed with all kinds of small animals, so I'll take care of the snails. I bet that's actually exactly what the little kid wanted her to do, because who doesn't like pets, especially snails?
TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago
Me too. I'd say "Aww, you are so nice to me! Let's get them a nice little tank!"
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Usernameofgag 8 years ago
when my bro were 5yo, he litteraly have 100 colection of snail that he kept in aquarium. some of them have a name. LOL.
#17
My Daughter Found A Fossil In Our Yard And Wrapped It For Me As A Christmas Present
#18
9 Year Old Niece Gave This To My Mom For Mother's Day
#19
Our 8-Year-Old Son Woke Up Early This Morning To Put Together Stockings For Me And His Mom Which Were Plastic Bags Full Of What You See Here
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
same, and I like your name by the way (:
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Katinka Min 8 years ago
I think that's a really well thought through package :-D Something usefull, some sweets - and a beer. (Ok, light beer, but still, it'S the thought that counts)
#20
My Son Asked Me If I Wanted The Ability To Read Minds. He Then Gave Me This Paper
Final score:
167points
Teresa Taylor 8 years ago
Ha!! Clever or smart a$$? Maybe a combination of both. He's definitely my hero, though.
#21
My 4-Year-Old Was So Proud Of The Lunch He Packed For Me
#22
My Sister-In-Law Teaches The 4th Grade. This Is What One Of Her Students Gave Her For Valentine's Day
Mademoiselle Mirage 8 years ago
This is simply the sweetest and cutest thing ever! My heart just melt
#23
My Buddy Teaches Elementary School PE. The Kids Call Him 'Coach Peek', A 1st Grader Gave Him This This Week
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
I mean, it's probably "Physical Education" but we know what else it could be.. 🙊
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
Oh my! Seems like u should have proof read his work before he handed it over!!
Mandy Phillips 8 years ago
In the UK ' c**k' is also a term of endearment as 'Alright c**k?' Really
#24
My Friend's Son Made This For Father's Day
Zori the degu 8 years ago
He's got a point, you know, he just couldn't express it in a way that sounds appropriate.
#25
An Interesting Take On Father's Day
thebridget 8 years ago
This is something my brothers and I would've found HILARIOUS when we were little! I still do find it funny haha
#26
My Daughter Did A Portrait Of Me For Father's Day. I'm Enrolling Her In Art School Tomorrow
AllMonkeyBizz 8 years ago
I really like your name I have never heard it before today
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#27
Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes
#28
My Daughter Couldn't Wait To Give Me The Gift She Made. It's "Dad Seed", A Packet With A Raisins And Sunflower Seeds Mix I Often Eat. Maybe The Hardest Ever To Not Laugh At An Inappropriate Time
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
The packet was addressed to Dad. I thought it was the name of the item, too.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Did you ever consider to think before you type
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#29
Mothers Day Breakfast In Bed, Prepared By 5 Year Old
Zori the degu 8 years ago
I used to bring my parents cookies... Now I make them coffee and they seem way happier about it.
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
A croissant, string cheese, and confetti poppers! Best breakfast ever! 👍
Wyndmere 8 years ago
Party Poppers. Pull the string, and confetti explodes out of the other end.
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#30
It's My Dad's Birthday Today And He's In The Hospital, My Nephew Made Him This Birthday Card
#31
Little Late, But My Kid Made Me Dinner For Father's Day. It's A Waffle Sandwich
Susan Gardner 8 years ago
But that expression says he's a little hesitant lol. Awwww
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sunnyrei82 8 years ago
well... if here in Mexico many people eat "Torta de tamal", why not have a "Waffle sandwich"?
#32
I Work From Home. My 5-Year-Old Regularly Requests The Ipad To Play With First Thing In The Am. I Usually Tell Her To Wait Until After Breakfast. I Went To The Bathroom. Came Back To My Computer And Found This Bribe Waiting For Me At My Desk. It Was 8:30am. I Was Tempted, But Refrained
#33
A Gift From My Daughter
Debbie Detmer 8 years ago
I believe the message she's trying to convey here is she would miss mom if she leaves hence the saying absence makes the heart grow fonder
Julie Obermiller 8 years ago
I suppose the question to ask is, how old is the daughter? If she's 5, its a nice try to convey complex emotions. If she's 15, LOOK OUT!
#34
Made A Book For My Dad For Father's Day. My 13-Year-Old Sister Could Use Practice Drawing Whistles
Emily Larson 8 years ago
A 13 year old ? Yeah that was no mistake, maybe if she was 3, but at 13 believe she knows that's not a whistle
Elisn Klein 8 years ago
Everyone's mind works differently. I still don't get obvious innuendos, and I'm long past 13...
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#35
Substitute Teaching In Kindergarten Has Its Perks. For Example, I Was Given 7 Portraits Made Of Me Today. Here's The Best One
fluffy_ninja_owl 8 years ago
in a cute, im probably going to forget about it kind of way right?
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My Friend's Daughter Drew Him A "Giraffe" In School Today
Gyan Ranjan Pruthal 8 years ago
I wonder how so many of their innocent drawings resemble male genitalia.
#37
Got This Christmas Card From My 10-Year-Old Sister-In-Law Today
Cheezees 8 years ago
My MIL had a whoops baby when my husband was 18. So I had an 8yo sister-in-law. :-)
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#38
My Mother's Day Card. Try Not To Get All Choked Up
Final score:
79points
Angie Reynolds 8 years ago
Love the 'I' changed to 'we' meaning second kid didn't even try and just got added in through bribery, blackmail or pity lol
#39
Kids Are Brutally Honest
Verner Carlberg 8 years ago
I made one for my grandad, that said he was the second-best grandad in the world.
#40
My Niece Made Her Great Grandpa A Card For His 88th Birthday
Marie-Eve Barette 8 years ago
When my grandma was around 75 years old, my mom started telling us to be extra nice to Granny, for since she was super old, it could very well be her last thanksgiving, christmas, birthday, family dinner, etc. After a few years, it became a running gag, since Granny was almost 95 when she passed away...
Angie Reynolds 8 years ago
My gran for years and years used to say 'don't buy me a Christmas present... I'll not see Christmas'
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My 4-Year-Old Son Went With My Friend To A Local Novelty Bookstore, Where He Asked To Get A Present For Mommy. This Is What He Chose
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
I wonder what they thought when he was buying this.
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Eleanor Todd 5 years ago
that friend may now be dead as he let someone else's son buy a swearing pad. also was the shop owner blind? he's four!
Verner Carlberg 8 years ago
If I was shopping with him, I'd probably go: "Look at that one, it has pretty flowers on it. Your mum likes flowers, doesn't she?"
#42
I Asked My Son To Make Me Mozzarella Sticks And This Is What He Gave Me
#43
My 11-Year-Old Got Me This Card For Father's Day. Thanks, Son
#44
Woke Up To This Note From My 6-Year-Old
Debbie Detmer 8 years ago
Kid's spelling is pretty much identical to what I see on social media sites lol
#45
When I Was 4, I Bought This For My Dad For Father's Day. 32 Years Later I Am Understanding Why The Shop Clerk Was Being So Weird About It
Master Markus 8 years ago
That's a weird mug for a lover. It's very cutesy and reminds me of something my aunt would've bought in the 80s.
#46
I Turned 40 Yesterday. My 7-Year-Old Made Me A Birthday Card
Allan Clipperton-Boyer 8 years ago
Could be a Harry Potter fan ... remember Ghosts celebrate their death-aversary. LOL
#47
Daughter Painted Father's Day Present For Me At School. Not Sure What To Think
Paula Poleni 8 years ago
Awww did anyone notice the hand and footprint? This is super creative!
Debbie Detmer 8 years ago
The way I see it the red handprint is his cape and the blue thing in his hand is her. Her super hero dad is rescuing her
Quan Ly 8 years ago
Lets just call him extended arm man! We don't want the kids knowing...
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I'm A Medic. My Daughter Accidentally Made The Funniest Gift I've Ever Received
Kayci Landeen 8 years ago
I just found a card I gave my Dad for Father's Day when I was little. I wanted to thank him for being such a good Dad and "paramedick".
#49
We Never Knew Our Son Watched Breaking Bad
#50
My Daughter Drew This Mother's Day Card For Me
Sardonic Scribe 8 years ago
If y'all got long nappies coming off the head, yeah - in need of some SERIOUS manscaping!
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Again I believe it's supposed to be the child this time held by the mother
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Scott Buske 8 years ago
In 1965 I gave this duck to my mother , for Christmas because as I said at the time, "every mother needs a duck". My sister gave this back to me shortly after my mother passed. I guess because every mother who needs a duck would like to think her son needs a duck too. I have kept it safe for many years since. This duck is 51 years old. If your mother needs a duck, whether she is with you or not, pass it on. 10872909_1...ae3a37.jpg 
Rogue Angel 8 years ago
I'm guessing (#39) 10 year old Mere doesn't like John, her oldest sister's husband. Telling someone you wish you could tell them to die in a hole makes it as blatant as it's possible to be. Poor John.
Mariana Borges 8 years ago
the #10 was a mean thing to say to your parent (unless they want to go willingly) ! Hope it was a joke...
Scott Buske 8 years ago
In 1965 I gave this duck to my mother , for Christmas because as I said at the time, "every mother needs a duck". My sister gave this back to me shortly after my mother passed. I guess because every mother who needs a duck would like to think her son needs a duck too. I have kept it safe for many years since. This duck is 51 years old. If your mother needs a duck, whether she is with you or not, pass it on. 10872909_1...ae3a37.jpg
Rogue Angel 8 years ago
I'm guessing (#39) 10 year old Mere doesn't like John, her oldest sister's husband. Telling someone you wish you could tell them to die in a hole makes it as blatant as it's possible to be. Poor John.
Mariana Borges 8 years ago
the #10 was a mean thing to say to your parent (unless they want to go willingly) ! Hope it was a joke...
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