“Science Humour”: 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Now I am depressed

Awww I want one

It's good to start my weekend early with laughter.

This plan was so bad, a global pandemic emerged solely to prevent any successful Titanic voyage.

Poor dear! That really is an awesome mother.

I see what you did there

ayyy yoo

And sometimes I have to wonder if it's been hacked

yay turtles edit: that’s a lot of upvotes! thanks

True story. When my grandpa was a teenager, he worked for a traveling fair. His boss was a total ass and frequently demanded my grandpa work extra hours without paying him. On the last day, my grandpa cleaned everything he was supposed to and helped break down and pack the equipment for moving. The boss was still a jerk. He threw my grandpa the keys to his truck and told him to do some more work, then park the boss's truck in the garage while boss and crew went to the bar. My grandpa did all the work himself. Pissed that the adults never returned, he took the truck to the slightly oversized garage. He parked it. Then, little by little, he worked on parallel parking it. He swears it took him nearly an hour, but he got the truck in the garage entirely horizontally. He never saw that boss again but says he would've paid good money to see his reaction the next morning.

That's cute and also a little terrifying, it really does just like a fuzzy black hole with eyes

When I was in high school my chemistry teacher's license plate was "hiho ag"

"Hey kids, look! Grandma's in the driveway!"

This is creative

*Lego

When you are hoping for a sibling so you get retired from being the remote

Eh, just say it's a caribou.

For anyone who didn't understand it, *thump thump smack, thump thump smack, we will we will rock you*

Aliens excited for a third season.... humanity hoping it gets canceled

imagine the other way around

AHAHAHAHA

Groooooooaaaaannnn.

it also gives disappointment to those with a brain, we'd been hoping they'd die out

Too Late

*Suffocating under a cloudy sky*

10+4=2....?!?!!!

'Wanna buy a boomerang?

Yeah, Susan! Geez!

This made me laugh way to hard

Beestard :D

So cuteee

Please forgive me boss

Mine was red.

How else would they charge?

Who design it? Take my respect

Only if you have worms, Fluffy...

and don't forget the microorganisms!

*Reset* Mom : THIS IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD!

I don't make mistakes except for one time when I thought I had made a mistake - I was mistaken

I was suspended several times because of comments on posts like this.

From his look i guess he doesn't like math

That joke seems to ring a bell 🔔

H2O2

I would still end them. I hold grudge

Me too! Cause it's mostly during my periods

I can do this!

There is a hand in space?

He looks kinda surprised to get photographed!

Shrodinger predicts that he will simultaneously both succeed and fail

The fact that the cannon sticks out the water remembers me to this old cartoons where the mean charakter has to flee a bee army and jumps in a pond, only breathing through a piece of straw... Funny.

They could have just written 'fornicating'.

You broke my eyes.

Ayy stop, I can't sleep at night now

An internal temp of 70c will be sufficient.

So all the cars in the games are electric?

So which came first?

Rule #0 NEVER EVER mouth pipet.

Hahaha

Stop robot discrimination NOW!

Well, pick your news sites ;) Usually we fact bomb conspiracy people :)

"No, sir, we're fission restaurant. If you like fusion cuisine, please visit our affiliates restaurant, Bistro Truman, which is scheduled to open in 5 years."

My logic say French Fries with Ketchup is just a salad

My great-grandpa spoke to me about it. The amount of chili peppers they used to make it properly hot was just insane.

This is not correct. Citrus fruit trees are thought to have first evolves in the area now know as Assam. They evolved for millions of years. While they have been cultivated for a long time there is no suggestion that different fruits were the result of cross breeding. There is no records of such breeding and it is not supported by DNA research.

It's not even wrong. I love it when a different error shows. Means you no doubt fixed the first one. Or... You created a new issue before it hits the second issue :)

Salty comeback