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“We Have To Stay On Board Just To Stay Alive”: Pensioners Book 51 Back-To-Back Cruises To Save Money
“We Have To Stay On Board Just To Stay Alive”: Pensioners Book 51 Back-To-Back Cruises To Save Money
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“We Have To Stay On Board Just To Stay Alive”: Pensioners Book 51 Back-To-Back Cruises To Save Money

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While many newlywed couples decide to book a cruise trip as a relaxing honeymoon adventure, Marty and Jessica Ansen have taken things one step further by turning a cruise ship into their home.

The Aussie couple have booked 51 back-to-back cruises after realizing that living on the Seven Seas was less costly than staying in a retirement home.

Marty and Jess have been a fan of cruising for over 40 years. To them, the pandemic was a mere two-year break from their favorite vacation.

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    “Cruising is what we do. Once COVID-19 came, we couldn’t cruise, so we booked as many as we could once it started again,” Marty explained to Today.

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    “Eventually I said to my agent, ‘Look, whatever comes, book it’ and that’s how it got to be such a long cruise.”

    The couple embarked on their lengthy trip aboard the Coral Princess in June 2022. They were recently docked in Sydney to restock the ship and are currently sailing towards Hawaii.

    The great-grandparents say that cruise life is less costly than a retirement home

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    “You have all your meals prepared, you don’t have to cook, you go to a show every evening and go dancing after the show, then you go for supper and head back to your cabin,” Jess said.

    Once their current trip comes to an end, they’ll hop on the Crown Princess for another round-the-world cruise.

    To this point, it’s no surprise that the great-grandparents have become celebrities on board, with several passengers asking to have their pictures taken with them.

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    “We don’t know how to make a bed or wash up because we haven’t done it for so long”

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    Marty and Jess jokingly say that they welcome the new captains instead of being welcomed like every other passenger. The retirees have also welcomed the cruise’s new hotel manager, Ren van Rooyen, with whom they’ve formed a special bond.

    We always make a joke that I go away and I come back and it’s like coming to see my family—my mum and dad again—they’re like my second mum and dad on board,” van Rooyen said.

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    After exploring Hawaii, the married duo will embark on the Crown Princess for a round-the-world trip

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    The hotel manager isn’t the only one to feel this way. Many other crew members treat the Ansens like family and surprised Jess for her birthday last month.

    As the married pair have explained, they’ve worked out a routine to avoid boredom and dodge cabin fever. 

    After beginning their day with an hour-long ping-pong session, Marty goes to the deck to practice sports, and Jess goes downstairs to entertain herself with quizzes and bingo.

    The cruise’s manager has described the retirees as his “second mom and dad”

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    “We only live in a cabin at night. So we can go away and do our own thing—we don’t have to be joined at the hip,” Marty shared.

    Sometimes, they even spend whole days without seeing each other.

    The thought of their idyllic sea life coming to an end sooner or later doesn’t cross their minds. Eventually, they’ll be faced with the tedious chores they took care of before setting foot on the ship. But that’s for another time.

    “We don’t know how to wash up anymore. We don’t know how to make a bed because we haven’t done it for so long. So now we have to stay on board just to stay alive,” Marty joked to A Current Affair.

    The couple jokingly say they welcome the captain on board instead of being welcomed by him

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    For now, they prefer to occupy their minds with ballroom dancing and bingo games.

    “We’re in a state of our lives when we just want to enjoy ourselves,” Jess said.

    “We are in a state of our lives when we just want to enjoy ourselves,” Jess said

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    The couple aren’t alone in their unique experience. IT engineer Ryan Gutridge decided to book a Royal Caribbean cruise trip in 2021 after financial calculations made him realize that the cost of working on the sea was equivalent to that of working on land.

    By 2025, he says, he’d like to sell his apartment to chase after a “stress-free” life.

    You can watch Jess and Marty’s unique lifestyle below

    Furthermore, influencer Christine Kesteloo enjoys accompanying her husband, the staff chief engineer of a cruise, on board and living life with minimal expenses for six months.

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    The worst part of cruise life is, she said, the reduced spaces. Still, she takes full advantage of the opportunity to explore different corners of the world and has visited 148 countries by the age of 40.

    People in the comments reacted to the couple’s fascinating lifestyle

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    Marina Urman

    Marina Urman

    Writer, Entertainment News Writer

    With a degree in social science and a love for culture, I approach entertainment journalism at Bored Panda with a research-driven mindset. I write about celebrity news, Hollywood highlights, and viral stories that spark curiosity worldwide. My work has reached millions of readers and is recognized for balancing accuracy with an engaging voice. I believe that pop culture isn’t just entertainment, it reflects the social conversations shaping our time.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a false comparison. They're perfectly fit and active, so would have no need whatsoever to move to a retirement home.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, care homes are for those with age related health problems causing limited mobility and requiring high level health care and personal care.

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    Ivona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were on a 5-hour cruise and were bored after the first hour. Not sure how these people can stand being on a ship all the time.

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    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My concern as I'm getting older would be healthcare. I know ships have doctors, but they are a bit limited. My mom had an eye issue while on a cruise, we ended up taking her to a doctor at the next port as the ship doctor didn't have a lot of experience treating eyes. You'd have to have insurance that would cover treatments as well.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a false comparison. They're perfectly fit and active, so would have no need whatsoever to move to a retirement home.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, care homes are for those with age related health problems causing limited mobility and requiring high level health care and personal care.

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    Ivona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were on a 5-hour cruise and were bored after the first hour. Not sure how these people can stand being on a ship all the time.

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    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My concern as I'm getting older would be healthcare. I know ships have doctors, but they are a bit limited. My mom had an eye issue while on a cruise, we ended up taking her to a doctor at the next port as the ship doctor didn't have a lot of experience treating eyes. You'd have to have insurance that would cover treatments as well.

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