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My name is Lucas Turnbloom and I am a cartoonist from Southern California.

Last year, I went through the process of cat adoption. She’s a very sweet kitty cat, but she’s also a little, well... crazy. So, I decided to turn the funny cats' shenanigans into a webcomic called "How to Cat".

The funny comic was originally intended to be an inside joke for my wife and me, but she insisted that I put it on the internet and share the silly cat with the world. My first cute drawings were previously featured on Bored Panda.

People seem to enjoy the adventures of "Sweetie" the cute cat. I hope you do too!

 

 

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Nikki D
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is terrifying at 4:24 am! Goodbye sleep

KRL
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7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hendra Lim, we get it from the other comments, you don't like cats.

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Terry Harp
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no doubt in my mind that cats see things that are beyond human comprehension. I've lived with cats almost all my life (66 out of 69 years) and have learned a lot from and about cats.

Id row
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this to freak us out so you'll get up and try to see what they're seeing. Then they'll walk away like it never happened.

Susann Campbell
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watched my dog jerk his head up while laying on my lap and his head is following something across the room from the door to the ceiling to the floor and out of the kitchen door to the living room and he never blinked he then jumped off my lap and went into the living room and growled. I didn't move. He has done this before.

Laura Martin
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our dog used to do that staring up to the top of the stairs. I swear this is what he was looking at!

Rissy cake
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ever since i had to put my cat to sleep for cancer well my cat looks at something i can't see and i am thinking it could be my deceased cat spirit

Celina Knippling
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had moved to an older building and at 2am, my clothes hanging in the closet started shuffling around and moving back & forth. After I got my heart started, I found it was my f***ing cat somehow walking across the back of the hangers while balancing on a 1-inch ledge at the back of the closet.

VeryDarkMatter
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is what I always suspected! o_o

Val
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One night I woke up and I found both of my cats staring in the direction of the kitchen, like there was something/one. The fact that they both were staring in the exact same direction freaked the hell out of me, so I switched on the lights to see if there was anybody. Since there was no one, I suddenly thought there was someone on my terrace, I opened the curtains in one quick move to scare the possible intruder off. Luckily it was false alarm, or maybe it was just a ghost...

Kathy Pappas
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, I LOVE all of these comics. Sitting here cracking up ! Soooo funny, and so true. I've always had cats . Love them ! This one hit home because I've lost count of the times I've jumped up, thinking omg a bug ! I hope they at least see friendly spirits ! 😄

movie maven
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if they were good spirits they wouldn't be haunting our plane of existence...

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    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two tag team me. I've watched them: one comes in, MEOWWWWW, jumps on bed, walks all over me, MEOWWWWW, noses my face, jumps down. Walks to the hall where they high-five, and then the other one walks in...

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lately my cat climbs in the middle of the night on my chest waking me up and simply starts purring while looking at me. After a few minutes I go back to sleep while she continues purring and starring on my chest. Next time when I wake up she's always lying asleep right beside me.

    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Yato tried to sit on my face once, since he weights 7 kilos (he's a mco), it was rather startling. First thought: jesus someone broke in and tries to suffocate me with a pillow.

    Kostas
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat butt in the morning is so hot right now funny-cat-...d7cd0a.jpg funny-cat-owner-life-comics-vernessa-himmler-44-5be54dabb88f2__700-5beea3bd7cd0a.jpg

    Hendra Lim
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    7 years ago

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    yeah, it's always funny to see the comics

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    MyAlterEgo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me projectile spit coffee in a public park.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would pounce on my chest to wake me. Trust me, that'll wake anybody up.

    Id row
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can be avoided by leaving out dry for your kitty to snack on. I've done this with all my cats and none were over weight or ever bugged me for food. They know they get wet food at certain times and treats at night, so they don't over do the snacking.

    Tiari
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this does simply not work with every cat. There are cats that eat everything at the moment it's available.

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    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, didn’t you know? Cats think their b******e is the absolute finest part of their body!

    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stare deep into the b******e. You want to feed the cat

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    Luis Milian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kangaroo Kicks, B***h!!" LMAO that is so true

    Sabrina Hunt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is this the love that I've beeen searching forrrr.." Yes, I'm old, so what??

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love/ hate relationship with a random washcloth. :-)

    Jason Apolinario
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw my cat doing this when I woke up this morning. I'm laughing again.

    Lily Mae Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are called "bunny kicks" in our house.

    Greg Hoggarth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the cat trying to disembowel their prey.

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    Flash The Cat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woohoo!! Kangaroo kicks are my favourite attack!!

    Shana
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kitten plays with pretty much everything. Today he got hold of an empty water bottle. Although, at some point I wasn't sure if he was playing with it or trying to hump it too...

    Meowton Mewsk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol cats love random soft, small items. Or they hate them. Not sure yet.

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Everything's a cat bed except the cat bed.

    FanDaPanda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought one for our cat she wouldn't go near...our newborn loved it though! Lol

    jevais
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's so sweet is it safe for baby boy?

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    Maria Kumar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cardboard boxes (preferably the one that the expensive cat bed came in)!

    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another truth about cats: they will barf on the only available carpeted space in the house. In my case: on my sons stuffed animals!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they even sell cat beds?

    Terry Harp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fix 2 baskets for my Siamese. They have soft blankets to sleep on. Without fail, she will always pick one, or she'll sleep on my pillow next to my head. But mostly, I wake up to find sleep on me, on my back near my head. My husband learned early on that if it looks like he is going to bother me, she will stare him down.

    Maria Kumar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why sleep in a normal bed when you can sleep in a bed with an inbuilt hot water bottle?!

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water from a pan that's been soaking in the sink for a few hours is also a gourmet drink.

    BoredDragonfly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother-in-law's cat likes to drink out of the bathtub faucet. Only that one. When I (or anyone else) am/is upstairs and he walks to the bathroom, we all know it is time to turn the bathtub faucet on! Has to be a spout (is that the right word? Sorry, English is not my first language) as small as possible, otherwise he will not drink it. He's a silly but amazingly cute cat and likes to "talk" with me in front of the bedroom window (searching for birds) whenever we visit. He will only continue to "talk" when I talk back to him :-).

    Bill
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the freshest water from the tap or the dirtiest puddle in the driveway. Cat logic

    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are super fascinated with the shower now... Until I start running water, they look at me with utter shock when I get under the shower and they don't come back until I finish :D

    Fien
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats eat EVERYTHING - bread, yoghurt, crisps, potatoes, carrots, basically anything they can get there paws on. Oh, except the catfood.

    Kristin Seaman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to drink out of my water glass on my nightstand as I slept. I'd wake up to kitty butt in my face. She kept drinking...

    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking from taps (faucets) are so much more fun

    Damien T
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pouring and running water in the wild is usually cleaner and healthier than alternative sources, hence cats, as well as dog, may prefer running tap and hoes water.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water from the tap always tastes better, of course.

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, one of my cats loves water straight from the tap and will let me know multiple times a day when he wants it. I'm a good servant and turn it on for him every time and then till he is done to turn it off. I'm his favorite servant lol

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    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promised myself to call my cats by name only, to make them answer to it.. Two weeks I lasted and gave up to Kittyieh, Fluffy, Muzzlezies, Foofoos and other type of absolutely rubbish sweetness xD

    Maggie VS
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too lol. My dogs name is Nellie and I've progressed to calling her Schweety, Nelicia, Nellieyumsitia, Nellie-belly, Honey bunny, Nells, and Nell-yeh

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    Marcelle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our dogs: Lucy= Lucifer, Lucykins, Luces, Doggo (& an old fashioned name for what she looks like -Leonard); Jellybean = Jelly, Jellybelly, Jells, Teeny Tiny baby, Tiny, jellyicious, & old fashioned name - Midge.

    holo it's me
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww little jellybellyjellsbellsjoojoojiiiiiiiii

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO Probably, yeah

    Terry Harp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Siamese is Punkin (an endearing name my mom called me when I was very young), Punkin, also answers to Punky, the Bengal was named Poquita because she was so tiny at age 2months, and then she became Pokey and Po-Po

    Terry Harp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She answers to all 3. Neither answer to Kitty.

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    Caraine Wells
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call that one the “are you done yet?”

    Taryn Wallace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's name is Ash and we have started calling him Ashtopher, Boo Boo, Boo Baloo, Boo Butt,etc. Cat's name is Jasmine and we just call her Jazzy Butt and Jazz Face... I think we dropped the ball when it came to cat nick names???

    Raabh Aquino
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat probably wonders the same xD

    Scott Amundsen
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fourteen years ago we adopted two brothers; they were litter mates and the shelter would not allow them to be adopted separately. One was a beautiful tuxedo boy; we named him Damon but often called him "Pretty Boy (he answered to either one)", his brother, a grey tiger, we named Jake but he had the sweetest disposition so his nickname was "Sweet Boy" (and like his brother he answered to both names). They are both gone now; I expect to see them again at the Rainbow Bridge because without our fur babies how could it be heaven?

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂 That’s what they think of EVERYTHING we say to them!

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    Luis Milian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    false. A cat will never admit a mistake

    Meike Henneman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it didn't specify who exactly made the mistakes

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    Kathy Littlejohn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did this, got him down by opening a can of tuna.

    Sagrario Melo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😹😹😹😹My Lola can go to the second floor in my building but can’t come down😹

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate... UP is no problem, but when I once looked DOWN I’m stuck. No matter if it’s a chair or a mountain.

    Janice Seagraves
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taking my daughter to school one morning and spotted our cat up a telephone pole. My daughter patted it and called to her. She came down and acted as nothing had happened. We think a coyote or dog chased her up there.

    divydumdrop hello
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like the perspective...really creative :)

    Juliana Walker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is infallible so therefore so is a cat.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better call the Fire Department.

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    Lena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was 16 my cat brought one of the rabbits from my neighbour. i was mortified but quickly climbed over the fence, cleaned the dead rabbit from dirt and put it back in the enclosure. a few days later the neighbour told my mum how the craziest Thing happened..... one of the rabbits died of old age and she burried it..and a day later it was laying in the enclosure, completly cleaned. she now believes that she had some Kind of Jesus-rabbit.

    AmetRaven
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I am crying with laughter at your Jesus Rabbit story

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    Luis Milian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cats brings lizards, its an gift for us but we are not allowed to take it from them

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a mama cat who was weaning her kittens. She was a good huntress. She would bring them (live) crayfish from the lake near our house.

    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can bring in much worse, trust me...

    Meowton Mewsk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this s**t allllllllll the time! Like, he brings huge animals to my doorstep, not just mice. He thinks he’s feeding us.

    Jason Apolinario
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat brought a dead snake in our room. Now I know he really loves us.

    Raabh Aquino
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a gift to you, ungrateful hooman!"

    Siddharth Bhatia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a boy (still am ;D) my cat once hunted and brought me a squirrel and dropped it at my feet like a sacrifice. I bought him 20 cans of tuna that day.

    Murrey Person
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time my cat ever brought in a dead rat, all the way into my bedroom, which is on the second floor, was two days after my birthday. “Happy belated birthday, mommy”. He was 9,5 months old. The rat was half his size.

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    lunanoir69
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We rescued a 7-month-old kitty from my friend's farm and took him directly to the vet to make sure no diseases that he could give to our other cats. If anyone remembers the cartoon of the Tasmanian Devil nailed into a crate, that was the precise experience!! I have never seen a cat carrier bounce like it had a rabid honey badger on meth in it!!! I was pretty sure the leather and canvas carrier was close to shredded, so we ran into the vet's and threw him at a staff so they could deal with him!!! Sweetest baby in the world, otherwise, and I'm glad we took him home :)

    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have four inside cats so with a bit of luck we can fool the one we actually want into thinking we want one of the others.

    Alissa Merstrand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just leave the box open right infront of her, she goes in right away. Guess curiousity took the cat to the vet?

    Bobbi Newell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We moved recently, and our old cat was unsettled by all the activity. At the end of the day, I opened up her carrier to take her to our new house and she jumped right in as if to say, "Let's go already!"

    Eve Hershkowitz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stubby is fascinated by the carrier when it stands in the corner of my office .. until I open the top of it!

    Francie Traschen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat carriers that open at the top are the easiest to get the victim into... only took 20 yrs to figure that out!

    Lauren Dugan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would shake the treats and put some down, then grab her, LOL. But that's my cat.

    Cat person
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats only like DIRTY dishcloths

    Angel Andersen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its one weakness... THE DISHCLOTH!!!

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always check where the cat (or another pet) is right after coming in and be aware where they are when walking around. I learned that the hard way.

    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a creamy coloured floor in the kitchen and my first dog was a creamy coloured dog. Cue husband tripping over the poor little dog a lot at first. She was clever and soon learned how to avoid it even if my husband didn't!

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    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call our cat Skeeter a "Skeet-bump" (like speed-bump), as he also does this ALL the time: "Watch out for the Skeetbump on the stairs!"

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was waiting all day to do that.

    Terry Harp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two girls (both rescues) a Bengal and a Siamese, have finally learned that my eyesight is not what it used to be in the dark. They now actively seek to be out of my way if the light is not on where I am walking.

    Ji-Sub Jeong
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat ALWAYS trips me over whenever I am making my way towards the kitchen.

    Rosalie T Groote
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loooove your cat stories! I’m sure there is a lot of truth here! Keep,sharing......please!

    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every morning my Mother feeding the cats and dog: "DO you think it goes faster THIS way???"

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    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat has a cat flap with her own key, so she goes partying every night. Sometimes the disco is under my bedroom window... oh well. Love her.

    Christine Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call the hour between 10-11pm "kitty crack-out hour." Then I get woken up by cries for food at 4am. It's lovely, having cats!

    EvilDinosaur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Textbook:'Cats are diurnal' Me:'Haha yeah sure dude'

    Chris Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My textbook: cats are crepuscular. Me on cats: nocturnal. Cat: anytime we want suckers!

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    Squeaky Bear
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the following. Pre-breakfast snack. Breakfast. Post breakfast snack. Pre-lunch snack. Lunch. Owners afternoon tea. Pre dinner snack. Dinner. Snack before I go to bed just in case I get hungry in the middle of the night. Wake up snack. Pre-breakfast snack. If you live in the UK add the following. Goodie, owner is having a full English breakfast. She/he doesn't really want 3 sausages so I'll help you out here. While were at it a nice bit of bacon would go down well with the sausage.

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was cutting a chicken breast (raw) into bite-sized pieces. This involves cutting a slice, then cutting the slice up further. And up jumps one of the cats,nabs the slice I'd just made, and races off with it. I'm reduced to yelling curses after her, and refusing to let her be a bed cat later. Sigh.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl needs her beauty sleep.

    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our two girls start running around about 6.30pm taking it in turns to chase each other. About half an hour of madness then they go to sleep while I clear up.

    Alyssa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bestie's kitten wakes her up constantly by licking her nose

    Sagrario Melo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed the running through the apartment😹

    Jason Apolinario
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats, if they sleep in our room, they don't bother us. I don't know if they sleep all the way til morning. As far as I know, they're not that nocturnal at all.

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    Carol Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd vote for you...it's all about the purr....

    Celina Knippling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather have a cat king than the idiots we have now.

    athornedrose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat can't be worse than what we've got. i welcome our cat overlords

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Dictators had to campaign...i thought you just woke up one day and there he was.

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my cat Mr. MING was not the only cat to brush his teeth on my toothbrush. I thought he was the unique cat to do so.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's there--and smells like you--they'll scrub their teeth on it. Toothbrushes are just the right height, and very accessible.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly recommend that you get a new toothbrush.

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    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason why we do not move the fridge.

    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is always a heart stopping moment when you move a piece of furniture...

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And milk jug rings, coins, bread plastic hard clips, twist ties, hair bands, and all the other things they shouldn't have!

    Morrii
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat stole my thimbles and stored them behind the sofa. I'd repeatedly have to replace my thimbles until I found her hoard. Now I own way too may thimbles and she's no longer interested in them. Meanwhile my other cat steals stuffed toys on a daily basis and stores them under the dining table. Much easier to find than all those missing thimbles.

    Vintagekween
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I move the couch it's like Christmas day for my cats.

    Squeaky Bear
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we moved house I found a cat advent calendar behind a big sideboard. It still had 22 of the little treats that looked like white chocolate. Our cat didn't like them. I often wondered what happened to it!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, get her the help she needs.

    Leland Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!!! A World of Warcraft reference!!!

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    Nikki D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that kind of nail trimmer, it's the only thing I can use on my guinea pigs and dog!

    Ian Carter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very American thing I have no idea why you guys do this? In the UK we dont do it at all just get a scratching post.

    Lisa Florina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Holland we dont do it either. Mine goes outside a lot and uses trees and stuf and needs it to defend himself or to Klime. Trimming de nails is like amputating fingers for humans!

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way I'd ever even try to trim my cat's nails.

    FanDaPanda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not wearing my glasses and thought that said " cat sails" so much that i googled it bc i thought you knew something i didnt. The ironic thing is a Bored Panda post is what came up!

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    Alissa Merstrand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: get them stoned on catnip first and get it some goddamn mats to scratch on.

    Denise Melek
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trimming a cats nails!? Do you also shave them, so they dont leave hair on precious furniture? Wtf.

    Emily Aldan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't trim a cat's nails, when they get older, the nail can grow into the pad of the paw. I have had 2 cats that this happened to. It's really painful for the cats. The best thing you can do is trim. (Also, there is one cat we have to shave because she doesn't clean her bottom and bathroom stuff gets stuck in her long fur. She also gets mats and hates being combed to prevent them. Shaving can also be a necessity for some cats).

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe better for the cat. You, not so much.

    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why you only do a paw at a time (or possibly a nail at a time depending on their mood)

    Emily Aldan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is this cat bag on Amazon that I use for my cat. I stick her in the bag and can remove one paw at a time to clip. It's the only way I'm able to clip. I know that putting a cat in the bag can be difficult, but grabbing the cat by the nap of the neck usually makes them still enough.

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    leeroy jenkins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat does this all the time, close the door and she crawls under the door...... from when he was a kitten till now, and has taught the other cats to do the same thing. there has never been privacy in my house, they even do it to my room door.

    Joanna Guthrie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How narrow is your cat that he can crawl under the door? Are you sure he's not actually a pancake or sheet of paper? Do you have a local psychiatrist?

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    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For cats pooping is a dangerous thing. You are most vulnerable while doing the business. Your cat is trying to watch out for you. Mine will either come and bother me or lie down in the hallway so he can keep an eye on me and potential intruders down the hall.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whole life has looked like this. Except the last panel is my boy sitting on my legs staring eye to eye.

    Miriam Vr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of mine jumps on my lap. The dogs guard the door after that. They are a weird team :P

    Cecilia Marino
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat just meows and puts her paws under the door !

    Whitney Speight-Carlin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that uses my pants as a hammock while I'm sitting on the toilet.

    Sarah Booth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat opens the bathroom door, too. If it's locked he will claw at it until I go give in and open it. There is no privacy.

    Jasmine Palmer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did this plus rubbing his head on my underwear and purring. I called him pervert kitty. Lol.

    Hendra Lim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always, "Always" close the door

    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work. My Bisha can open them and they both stroll in. I am used to have a tail under my nose, or around neck when I sit there...

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    Nancy Nagler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Is that what it all about? I have one that likes to make sure the bowl empties correctly. I had one, years ago, that would lie in my pants crotch when I was there.

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought one of these for my puppy so I could still take my other dog out for a walk, but before puppy had her final injections and was safe to go on the ground outside. It zipped up but she'd still get out and climb all over me like a mountain goat. We had some interesting walks! Now she loves it of course, seeing as we don't need to use it anymore! Hubby sometimes carries her around in it - just for her benefit of course.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog on the other hand would curl up on that thing and never come out.

    Celina Knippling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to fly with my cats when I moved across the country. I bought those full body cat harness leashes because I was afraid they would freak out at security. It took me an hour to clean up all the broken glass, lamps, ripped pillows, etc. that were the end product of the 31.2 seconds it took my cat to get out of the non-removable foolproof harness.

    divydumdrop hello
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told by a friend that when eyes of a cat widen...they are ready to pounce! this applies to these comics ;)

    Tanith Molliere
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one got a belly laugh out of me! 😂

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    Nikki D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love a shower friend as long as they didn't claw me or anything.

    PeachPossum
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I showered in my new home, I heard a noise but couldn't place the sound. I shoved the curtain fully aside to take a look, and my cat fell off the curtain rod, splayed legs and extended claws. Missed my bare body by about an inch. If he'd hit me, the scene would have rivaled Psycho.

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    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHa yeah :D Exept when the water starts runnig, they escape with utter shock and disbelief on their faces :D

    Jamie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat stayed in the bathroom while I showered last week (usually he runs). I kept peeking out at him and he looked SO WORRIED, watching me get rained on, on purpose.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't believe you got yourself wet all over and LIKED IT.

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat doesn't come into the shower, but while I'm in it, sometimes she'll stare at it with wide eyes and meow. I don't know what she's thinking because sometimes she doesn't even care.

    Eve Hershkowitz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up & down arrows don't cut it. We need a way to say that we're laughing so hard we're crying!

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is apparently terrified of the shower, but he loves me. I turn the water on and he's OUT. But he sits just on the other side of the door and when the shower goes off, he wiggles his way in to check on me. And get pets.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat remembers who brought it to the vet to get neutered and comes for revenge!

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the prophecy of the cats, "Thy who cuts the pee pee, must have their pee pee beheld."

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    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the Real Men commercials? Well, Real Cats drink from puddles in the shower! (And wait till you're dry to cuddle up damp.)

    Morph
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine sit on the edge of the bath and the toilet while I shower. When I pull back the curtain they both meow like something startled them...then they lick my leg to get the water off. Daily.

    Melissa Ansell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats used to like to sit on the edge of the tub when I showered or took a bath and paw at the bubbles if I used my body wash to make a bubble bath. The other would sit on the toilet as far away from the tub as possible once he verified I was in the shower, very skeptical of the whole water thing, but if I didn't let him in the bathroom, he would howl outside the door.

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    HellCat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does this too, or if I sleep on a side she sits on the curve of my waist and I wake up barely breathing and in pain because the "princess" considers me the most comfortable throne.

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am used as a bridge from one side of the bed to the other .. that can be painful as well x)

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    Tricia Flynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she sits on my hip I'm a side sleeper

    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does the same thing. But as close to my face as possible so he's really sitting on my throat. Surprisingly strong when he's that determined.

    Dawn Soehren
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL yeah and they weight a ton too.

    Lynne Paquette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's cat would do this all the time. It was so hard to breathe yet I didn't like moving her off only to sit on my face again.

    Jason Apolinario
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine likes to do that on my keyboard, especially if I'm doing something important.

    Meghan Turnis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, 40-lb dog. They weigh so much more when they're standing on your throat.

    Katherine Lake
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lies on the inside of my bottom leg (side sleeper) and will not move.

    jevais
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had cats before i retired and now i have a rescue Chihuahua who does the same thing as the my cats use to do, sleep on top of me.

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    Shiba Inu
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does the flower one remind anyone of flowey or is it just me

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, how many times is he gonna end up in ER "because the cat did it" before somebody investigates for organized" fight club" ?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't think this out too well, did you? Lol

    Francie Traschen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gods, these are too good! you really capture the essence of every situation!

    Marta Puig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unbelievable good hahahahahahaha

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    Biana Weatherford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The springboard on the stomach...that's what makes it purrfect.

    K. LNU
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a cat that always aimed a bit lower on the anatomy when leaping on or off the couch, chair, bed, etc. His name was Sir Tyson "Ballwalker" Davidson.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works better if you're in the middle, and she can't decide which side she wants to be ob--crossing over back and forth for a while. How does an 8-pound cat manage 40 pounds per dainty foot?

    Dave Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 pounds of cat jumping down from the top of the 6' tall headboard just as I'm drifting off to sleep

    Megan O'Neill
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. One of my cats jumps on my back any time I bend slightly or pause to look out our windows. She doesn't jump if I'm sitting down, just when I'm standing up. (yes, I have a lot of little claw marks on my back)

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just lucky it's his stomach and not his, uh, lap.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of mine preferred the 'lap' on guys--from the top of the china cabinet next to the couch. Got more than a few,too. (Don't sit--too late!--there.

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    Nancy Nagler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 64,000$ question. The answer is NO.

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    manowce
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats need to be able to hunt their prey. this only makes them frustrated.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kitty. Don't tease her like that.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try having 2 siamese cats and balling up paper and missing the tradh can. Looks very much the same.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I introduced “the red spot” to my daughter when she was about 10 so she could integrate with our 3 cats... it ended with she running around the house- with “the red spot” still activated - screaming “MOM HELP! They want to kill me!!!” What they wanted was to catch the damn spot!!!

    Sabrina Hunt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, we deserve that when it happens.

    Joey Joe Joe Jim Bob Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set a pile of treats down hidden and run the laser to it... they think they caught it

    Cecilia Marino
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The laser only comes out sometimes over here lol

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    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time you'll see a cat walk backwards.

    Taryn Wallace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope they also walk backwards when they get their head stuck in a bag of catnip that SOMEONE left on the counter.....open.....once you come home to a cat high and running into stuff backwards you have hit the pinnacle of your cat owning career!

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    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to put that cone on my cat once. I am still not sure who suffered more - him or me feeling as miserable and sad as I ever felt :/

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen one of mine trying to get it off sitting on her butt with her both front paws on the floor and both back paws firmly attached on the neck-side of the collar...

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The infamous lampshade from the vet. To the cat: I hope you had fun at that little party of yours...

    Crystal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foster Dad John from The Critter Room says "if it's not their fault I call it the cone of awesome"

    Hendra Lim
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    7 years ago

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    Bring it on! XD

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    Susanne Deininger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat never destroyed anything valuable, never. She' s not scratching , not throwing anything down... maybe she's a saint???

    Nikki D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she get that chunk out of the door and why is it steaming?!

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a welding torch, like she was breaking in a safe or a vault

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    Tho Nguyen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I had to put away all the glassware, the decorated things, plant pots... and other breakable valuable things since the day I brought home a stray. Now I have 7 cats and don't regret a thing. Nope.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that with our wardrobe. We STILL brought half a cat everywhere anyway...

    Squeaky Bear
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always fancied a nice Chinese rug. I wonder how many ways the average cat could destroy one?

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    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank God! I was freaking out my cat was the onyl one acting this way. He yells at me every single day, doesnt matter its 0 celsius outside. HE WANTS OUT. And I feel so miserable being scolded by him all the time xD

    Bill
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat hangs out with the neighborhood skunks. I saw them walking down the street together

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clooney (my thumbnail) will escalate the "meow?" Into a full on teenage tantrum. I'm pretty sure it ends with "you don't really love me. You're not my real mommy!" (He can go out, but not in the rain/snow, and not in the dark.)

    Marta Puig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these drawings are hilarious hahaha

    no
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat WILL NOT STOP meowing until i let her out!!!!!!!

    Squeaky Bear
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a cat flap in the kitchen door. If either of us are anywhere near the kitchen and Madam wants to go out for a morning constitutional she will sit next to the door and miaow non stop until one of us opens the back door

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finishes dinner. Goes to top of stairs and "WROOWWERRRER!!"

    Eve Hershkowitz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel raccoons outside, and the cats learned that it's better if they not go out the kitchen door, while the clan's eating .. so they now go out the front door where it's safer!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He heard you the first time. Lol

    MammaG
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    7 years ago

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    Cats should NEVER go outside! It's dangerous and unnecessary.

    Tiari
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats not being able to get outside is cruel and unnatural.

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    Maria Rangel Lemus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup.... another favorite place to sleep....

    Sabrina Hunt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way that my kittys can ignore the siren song of the empty box!

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try putting a comfy box on the top of your desk, next to yr comp. May take a while to get the right box. MAY be able to move it away a little.

    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't sleep on it, knock the plant rooting in water down onto it!

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo your cat-astrophe choice is laptop BEFOR box...? What’s WRONG with the cat???

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You mean you didn't buy that especially for Her Highness?

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if "Captcha" is to detect cats and not robots?

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    Olle Dufeutrelle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the box isn't happy anymore...

    Lynn Ward
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's favorite bed is an Amazon box near my computer (and a window).

    Carol Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Does this box make my butt look big?"

    Ann Abdelzaher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL this is my 9 month old Siamese

    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I can, of course! You needed to ask?

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the perfect box to put on yr desk, so cat is not sitting on yr computer keyboard.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why else would you leave a box sitting out unattended?

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    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine disappear at the slightest possibility of something new happening

    Ana Dias
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine always runs to the door to greet whoever's ringing. It's always funny to her people's comments about her stubby tail (she's a manx).

    Maria Kumar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does this too. We need to keep an eye on her or she'll sometimes try to make a run for it when the doors opened.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so brave behind the glass. If you knew what she was selling, you wouldn't be hiding. Nom nom

    Jason Apolinario
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house, there are no more lizards. My cat killed it all.

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Mine always has dry food in her bowl but always insists that I pet her or at least stand next to her while she eats, including every night sometimes at about 3am, and about 10 minutes later when I'm back in bed she wants me to let her out :/ (and later my aunt lets her back in and she climbs on my chest ... there are almost no entirely peaceful - or lonely - nights for me). And yes, she sometimes simply walks away from the food after asking for me to come, even if I give her fresh food and give in and pet her waiting for her to eat. She just sniffs the food and enjoys the pets and then walks away. She also doesn't like to be pet when eating wet food or anything else than dry food but still wants me to stand next to her. And sometimes after she asks for it and I give her fresh wet food she also just sniffs it and walks away, only not as often as with dry food. She's complicated and picky but I love her.

    Ouzodaki
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A typical cat behaviour. 20 hours of sleep per day of course can’t be synced with the rest of the household. No! “Wake up it’s three in the morning and I’m feeling lonely.” They are all such characters. 😁

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    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stevie Mouse does this all the time, asks for her food and then walks off when you give it to her. Drives my husband Barnet Boy demented.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would NEVER happen with my male! He eats the carpets if he doesn’t have a snack every half hour...

    Valentine Deimos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human, this is astronaut food. I have no plans on becoming an astronaut or going to space in any time soon. I want actual food.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not about being hungry, it's about keeping her human on schedule. If breakfast is to be served at 5:00 a.m. It will be served at 5:00a.m.!

    Amber Ice
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simular to my cat who wakes me that time to get a drink of water from the faucet while there is a bowl of water underneath it which she's fine with drinking from all the time, accept for 5ish am... "You have slept long enough huuman! Time for you to rise and do something for me!"

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't sniff it and try to drink it first?

    Foxyloxylou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she will do that once its on the floor... XD

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    Nancy Nagler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Ulysses always looked so thoughtful as he pushed something off. Then looked puzzled on its disappearance.

    Valentine Deimos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why the earth is not flat. If it was, cats would have pushed EVERYTHING SINGLE THING IN THE WORLD INTO THE VOID.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of the topic... What the heck is a “pumpkin spice latte”??? And do people in US actually DRINK stuff like that???

    Nikki D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there such a thing as a floor cat? One that doesn't try to climb on everything? The couch and bed would be ok.

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats generally (there could be some exceptions) love high places. It's in their nature from when they were wild animals. But you can teach it where not to climb (at least when it knows you're looking) and buy a cat tree to climb on instead. You have to be consequent in teaching it and it also depends on the cat (some cats learn very quickly, some are stubborn, some are more obedient and listen, and other not; the age of the cat can also play a role...); if and how quickly you can teach it not to climb certain places depends on a lot of things. You can also get a cat that already learned not to or for health reasons can't climb things.

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    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid we had an expert spider wound-er cat. We would occasionally get some rather large spiders. Not quite tarantula size but still big. One day my cat, Sylvester, found his prey and started hunting it. You know, in plain sight. He decided it was time to attack and raced after it. Instead of running away the spider stopped, turned around and waived its front legs like some sort of spider kung-fu. Sylvester being confused stopped and stared for a bit. After-all everything else just ran away. Well he had enough of this new turn of events so he started going after the spider again. It immediately jumped on Sylvester's face. The spider had warned him. Sylvester lost his s**t and started a cat rodeo, jumping and generally freaking out. He left spiders alone after that.

    _WEIRD_ONE_
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    human : sister; 16yo, dad; 38yo, mom; 37yo __________________________ cat : me; 13 yo -_-

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. Thank you for the dedication. I immediately thought of Garfield even before reading the last panel.

    Matt Richardson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat was a little terror, if we changed his food he would just pee all over the house.

    Chris Pitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was about to say before I saw the last panel, this cat is definitely not a Garfield

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    PeachPossum
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine makes monkey noises at the outside animals.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird ain't afraid a no cat!

    Amber Ice
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They try to do bird call so that they don't see them coming and won't know what hit them ;p

    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4 month old kitten did this at my cantankerous elderly gerbil, who promptly flicked a combination of bedding, food & poop at him. He has learned not to mess with the elderly!

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    Laura Mortensen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took my cat three years to get used to the cat tree I got her. Now she loves it. There could be hope.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donate them to Goodwill. Let the next fool have them.

    Eve Hershkowitz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would I need cat beds in my house, when the cats have every other piece of furniture to sleep on?!

    Tricia Flynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i gave the condo away wasnt used took up to much room

    Claudia Espindola
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine loves hair strings and my bed, she actually loves my feather pillow 🙂

    Tho Nguyen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God I never make that expensive mistake. Just know from day 1 that my cats love cardboard box (any kind, any size). Have plenty of that in neighborhood.

    Ann Abdelzaher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL my Siamese has confiscated a reusable shopping bag as his favorite bed.... he climbs into it all the time.

    Teri Campisi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car will lay in a box of books before she sleeps in her bed! Or on top of the washer.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, Officer. The cat did it!

    Elvia Szymanski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always. Obey. Your. Lord.

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first car! 1972 metallic blue, hatchback, 4-speed Pinto! Loved that car!

    PeachPossum
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a metallic green one... until I totaled it. LOL

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    Sue Knerl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother had one of those death traps the same time we had a Corvair with Firestone tires on it.

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the cat, she knows her limitations

    Jo Johannsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **GASP!!** Don't let the C-A-T hear you say that! 😱

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always just out of comfortable reach!

    Biana Weatherford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't count the number of times I've had to explain that while it LOOKS like a lap, it's really not.

    Troy Currie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes a hammock out of my underwear...

    Audrey Zhou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat'll destroy me if I rubbed her belly

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also the " balance on the tub edge, or sink, and head boop you"

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother came up to my apartment because she just HAD to go. Next thing I hear is, "Get out of my underpants!" I had to look. There, sitting on the (non-stretchy fabric) was the current kitten, going, "Pet me, dammit!"

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    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine prefers paper towels that fight back.

    Nancy Nagler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 60+ years I only had one cat/kitten that did that. Still have a (chewed up) cardboard shield over it, just in case. This is also when you have to flip the roll to deliver from the back. As if they won't figure THAT out.

    NWB
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat and Toddler fun this one....ugh

    Celina Knippling
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always an “over the roll” instead an “under the roll” hanger when it came to TP. Then I got cats.

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pst, put the paper in the other direction.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is why some people install the roll the other way.

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    Marta Puig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omgoood it's so good the ambulance may as well park in front of their house

    Carol Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paramedics just park on their corner and wait for a call now...

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy, when will he learn? 😹

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he definitely needs a punch card.

    Amanda Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local ambulance service offers their own "insurance", basically you pay about $30-$50/year and then you don't get charged for any ambulance calls/rides. They would need this coverage!!

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have more cat inflicted scars on my hands and up to the elbow because of "overstepping my boundries" than any other reason.

    BRVR
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats love it!

    Tracy Sellars
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's sad but I have actually brought one of these for my cat. And yes it did end in tears and scratches. For the love of God learn from my mistake and don't do it.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Inflatable”?! I agree; what were you thinking?!

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    Marie Watkins Crocker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get spite hairballs for things I did a couple of years ago, or six months ago, or however long ago. Cats have long memories when it comes to imaginary offenses.

    manowce
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, cats do not know or execute the concept of revenge...

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    Celina Knippling
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats have perfected the “F*** You Poo.” Usually for serious transgressions like “Not Letting the Cat Sleep On the Keyboard.”

    Christine Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Norwegian Forest Cat that would pee in my laundry basket even if I was gone only overnight...

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now she's enjoying her Amazon box.

    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's father would stomp his feet to chastise the cat. For two years, unbeknownst to him, every time he did it, the cat went into the closet and shitin hisdress shoes. 6 months after the cat died, he had to go to a funeral. And an emergency shopping trip for new shoes....

    Michelle Cherry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get those if I sleep in to late and ignore my cat trying to wake me up.

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    Jason Apolinario
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you know, I tried removing your profile photo thinking it's an eyelash on my screen. XD

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last panel is my favorit :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can quit anytime." I'm dying here...

    Carol Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasted kitties, always a favorite...

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds me of a short news I saw on TV not so long ago. There was a fire at someone's home. The cause? Turns out, while home alone, the cat managed to turn on the microwave and set the place on fire.

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read about a cat getting a can of cat food on the stove, turning on the stove, the can exploding and the kitchen catching fire.

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    Lisa K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now you're catching on"

    Lucila Barriche
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cats flooded my entire apartment the last time I went on vacation

    Samantha Beckett
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.kansascity.com/latest-news/article221898170.html

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    Luis Milian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, they will judge you on everything you do

    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is when they hold up scorecards you need to worry

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dates need to be approved of pets before taking them to the bedroom.

    Nancy Nagler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. You know they can teleport!

    Tiari
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably likes your wife and disapproves of a date brought home... ;)

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab the phone , kitty, and video tape this. It can be used in court.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor fish looks terrified! "Help me."

    Dawn Soehren
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Who's in Whoville are all a snug in their beds when a big damp cloud came over the land. lol.

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    Dorothy Berry-Lound
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (laughing out loud) The Drapes of Wrath...

    Sharon Biggs
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve so enjoyed these cartoons! Thank your wife for me and great job!!!

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