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Big-budget Hollywood movies and polished Instagram feeds might give you the impression that romantic relationships have to be perfect and only exist with cute couples. Well, they can't. And when you let go of the popular obsession with unachievable idealistic love, impossible relationship advice to you allow room for your perfectly imperfect long term relationship to blossom.

To highlight this point, Bored Panda has made some cute drawings to illustrate the differences between what's usually expected of romantic moments and their true forms. From snacking in bed to sleeping poses and beyond, the outcome of your attempt to create something special doesn't matter, it's what you make of it that does. And there's no better person to make the best of the mundane than your significant other. Scroll down to check out the expectations vs reality fun comics and fire up our other original funny comics series once you're done (21 Ways Your Life Changes From Your 20s To Your 30s, 20 Brutally Honest Comics That Show How Your Life Changes After Having Kids).

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Meow
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a BP sticker on the gift on his back

Mals Winter
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course! What better present than a Bored Panda present ;)

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Charmienne Lundgren
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg doing the dishes is not a gift, it's being a grown up.

Krystine Patterson
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, men should not get a prize for everyday mundane household work that needs to be done, just do it and stfu. There's no gold star for putting some plates in a dishwasher.

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Asia
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both are nice :) In reverse as well, because neither is obligation of one specific gender.

Jason Apolinario
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all single guys, this is the truth. They'll appreciate it more if you help them with the chores.

Meowton Mewsk
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t agree with this. A person who uses dishes doing dishes is an expectation and reality. I’d rather have the flowers and we both do dishes when necessary.

BusLady
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just being kind is more important than a gift. But gifts are nice, too.

Shiba Inu
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly I rather have the reality

Meowton Mewsk
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’d rather your boyfriend give you the “gift” of cleaning up after himself like a normal person? That’s hardly a gift.

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Mary Hurst
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about a husband who sends you flowers, then you receive the bill a few weeks later?

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    Mascha Claessens
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. My hair's literally EVERYWHERE. My bf recently told me he's happy I have so much hair, or I'd be bold by now!

    Rob Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Except, I'm the one with the long hair.

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I live with 5 women...hair...everywhere.

    Katie and Jared Coates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love him dying while she's on top. It's so true.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had a long hair really many people always thought that every long hair they found was from my head even though there was also other long-haired people. So I cut my hair short so they had to find a new scapegoat.

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theory: cat lovers must be more comfortable with enduring long hair.

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bored Panda is in the picture beside the hair in the drain. The Hair is shaped like A bear/panda

    Janice Seagraves
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has fished out a lot of my hair from the drain almost on a weekly basis. I've threated to cut it all off when I can't do any with it, but he rather I keep my hair long.

    Shiba Inu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if this happens to myself... from myself... *contemplates*

    Aubrie Allen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dude finds my hair in his butt crack all the time. We have no clue how it got there.

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to procrastinate until someone chooses out of sheer frustration...

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager I remember one trip to Germany with my family. Me, my brother and my mom always started to argue where we will go to eat next. Then my father got frustrated and walked to the nearest fast food restaurant to ordered food for everyone. :D

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    Sienna39108
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bored Panda is in the web on the right side

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they get hungry enough...I guess it depends on who is driving.

    Shiba Inu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we have Google!

    Purple light
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an outline of a Bored Panda in the spiderweb.

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Bored Panda shape in the webs on the skeletons.

    Gary
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking and finding somewhere is worse, you eventually give up from exhaustion.

    Jeff Alberts
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way it goes with me and my wife is: Me: Where do you want to eat? Her: Anywhere is fine. Me: How about such and such? Her: No I don't feel like eating there Me: How about this and that? Her: Nah. repeat ad infinitum.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much worse then watching alone (the other can simply also watch later) is to continue with a computer game that you jointly played!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a BP bra? Where can I buy one? (asking for a friend)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's an Easter egg in all of these. Fun to look for.

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    Martti Laurson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand the overall concept of these comics Expectation vs. reality. But who the hell has the expectation of other one to cheat?

    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I thought the same. But I think it means the expectation of what cheating IS. Not that you expect it to happen.

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    anarkzie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's stupid but it really does feel crappy when my girlfriend watches ahead.

    Jeff Langelier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that kind of cheating happens so often! It breaks my heart!

    Rebeca Lozada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR When you catch him eating a whole tub of ice cream... and didn't even offer you some

    Chris Lehr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so hard to rewatch an episode and fake watch again as if it was for the first time. Hahaha

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the butts are touching, the relationship is safe!

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on, the male still has some blanket. that's not right

    Esther Clark
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I've seen is the opposite most of the time actually

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    cashmeremanufacturer.com
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugging for the whole night does mean NO REST~

    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugging for the whole night means waking up with a sore arm as the blood circulation stopped... u_u

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    ♥Kitty♥
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His body radiates too much heat for cuddles all night!

    Wings
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda in blanket wrinkles

    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect combo is having it both ways.

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bored Panda in in the blanket near the boys leg. Its on the right side.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rock on the lower left. Come on guys, let's look for these.

    Shiba Inu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me except we're walking to the internet

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bored Panda in in the left picture. It is the stone that looks like a Panda

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do get some exercise, especially if you park in the very back next to the RV's.

    Ed Lesperance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart? WALMART??? Are they NUTS?

    David Fisher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to wish for the expectation.

    Помаже Бог
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My love belongs to the first illustration. Me, to the second XD He doesn't get it. XD

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least remove the bloody blanket. This is no US movie.

    Matt Richardson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is a family friendly site, it's Bored panda, not Boned Panda, after all.

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    Andres Tejeda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, most of those positions require gymnast level flexibility.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they're both happy.

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bored Panda is in the left picture. It is on one of the yellow spiky things.

    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bored panda in the point of the kuma sutra

    Mary Hurst
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not mistaken - the Kama Sutra involves everything EXCEPT the ole missionary position!

    Deirdre Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in my life, haven’t read Kama sutra, but went through entire joy of sex...

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    Ginge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it resonated with her pants too...

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    The Girl on Fire
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The panda is in his hair on the first frame.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't people looking for the easter eggs? Why the downvotes every time someone mentions it?

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    Gary
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not hungry any more.

    Помаже Бог
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how peeps are so confident with farting. oO I'm more of the first illustration material fmp

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when she is a ninja of the nasty and turns your shower in to a gas chamber.

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this one, The Bored Panda is in his hair.

    Frozengeckolover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. In a long term relationship you don't even ask; you just assume the other person farted and you go get the spray.

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eating is very helpful, less cleaning after to do :)

    Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the eater does the dishes... still sharing workload (but space to cook.. which is super)

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The panda is in the right picture. It is right next to the knife

    Alexandru Sfirlogea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda's the little cucumber slice on the lower right in this one.

    Shiba Inu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true except none of us want to help so we get takeout

    Douglas Peterson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I'm with the other posts. Wife loves to cook, and I do all the dishes and keep the cookspace and tools prepped and ready for her.

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    Gary
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate is the worst, at first you aren't quite sure what it is.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, Gary, it wasn't me. Hey, is that a Panda chip?

    Otis Spunkmeyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants." - Archer

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Panda is a one of the ccrumbs

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to their ears? So tiny in comparison..

    Shiba Inu
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *clicks on dignity* < Alert! File not found. >

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    Gary
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first it's fine, then it's slippery, then it gets frantic & slippery, then it's dangerous & someones gonna get injured.

    finelaffen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main problem is not that it's slippery. It's that it's NOT slippery...

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    Amanda Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. I get in the shower with my man and it is outright FREEZING! What is wrong with them?

    trix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preach it to the choir sister. Men can't handle warm/hot water. My boyfriend accused me of trying to boil him once.

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    L. G.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda in the steam by the shower knobs in the first frame.

    K. LNU
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reality... one person gets all the warm water, the other is stuck getting the droplets.

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The panda is in the left picture. The steam is shaped as a panda

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And somebody's always in the cold, unless you have 2 shower heads.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showers are for foreplay. Everywhere else is for sex.

    Reynah Blair
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How awkward would it be to need to shave?? 😂

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    miten sasmita
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad I'm not the only one. i like popping my husband's zits on his back. I even got the pimple popping metal stick.

    Jeff Langelier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly that is a total turn-off. Let me live with my imperfections god dammit!

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend has a serious problem with this. It infuriates me, but she's so persistent that most of the time I just give up

    Sonia Górnicz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eww , enough of my breakfast i guess

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    Meow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else notice the Bored Panda emoji?

    nAmpe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Coz the Bored Panda emoji is so SMALL only you can see. In fact, it's invisible that nobody can see it with their plain eyes.

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    cashmeremanufacturer.com
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you can combine the 2 and make it a practical and yet sweety one~

    Chris Pitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when one has a baby. For all to go to the shop takes 3 hours to get ready

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bored Panda is the emojiiii

    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is also both. “I love you so much OMGGGG” ..... “also we need cat food and garbage bags”

    VeryDarkMatter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of the first example. It was cute in the beginning.. I got on my nerves after some months.

    Gary
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    7 years ago

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    Get the cheap c**p and she won't ask you again, problem solved.

    -
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah... The cheap toilet paper while you're on your period results in a hand covered in period blood. Be a nice person, and you probably won't find a sink with bloody water in it. ;)

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    Liam Walsh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to put our socks in safe places - our dogs adore them.

    Sienna39108
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bored Panda is right next to the heart on the note

    Pusheen
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute panda on the note.♥️🐼♥️

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still write my husband sweet notes. "I'll be home around 6pm. Unload the f*cking dishwasher today or I'll give you a purple nurple. Love you."

    Savant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you expect suprises?

    WaLe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobby would like that...

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    Gary
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reality is it's too hot for you, too cold her her, you burn yourselves on the candles, wax everywhere, the tub is too small and you are cramped up, the petals get clogged in the drain and you have to hire a plumber to fix the problem. And who gets the tap end?

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baths with taps on the side instead of the end - they are worth the money!

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    Mike
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! I saw that too. This relationship clearly won't last.

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    moli.2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda hidden in foam?

    Sienna39108
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bored Panda is in the bubbles

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a bp in the bath bubbles?

    Troy Currie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get too excited...and get water all over the floor.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tag sticking out of his shirt! I hate those things. I always have to cut them out.

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    Yvonne Blau
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew this would be here before I even saw your comment :-D

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    Kiki
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a girl and even I don't understand why so many women claim they don't want anything or just want a salad and then steal their partner's food. I'm like a bulldog guarding a bone when it comes to my food.

    Charmienne Lundgren
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do many women really do that though, or is it just a stereotype?

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    Gary
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always do that?

    Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because we want the bikini body.... but also fries (we want it ALL)

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    L. G.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda in the reality salad.

    Jose Baeyens
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no, I don't want fries.... I'll just eat yours".... Grrrrr !

    David Jeu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will just take a salad she said..

    Sienna39108
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bored panda is in the right side, its in the salad

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    Ruby Brook
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup that's petty realistic!

    Meowton Mewsk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What! How? Lol. I feel like this is the most unrealistic one by far.

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    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totaalllll opposite. lol who is in a relationship where the partners don’t know this stuff?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Sis didn't come to the wedding.

    Baconismybae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I get from my husband is, “huh”.

    Sage Jay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always conveniently forget that my girlfriend has TWO brothers

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm quite a good listener, as long as i'm not in front of my comics, computer or phone

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    Jason Apolinario
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my wife online. Not everyone on the internet is bad.

    Помаже Бог
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fuuuck, this is so true. Yet I found my true love thanks to this match. ;)

    Merilyn Horton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooked up for a one night stand: still together after 40 years! 😍

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like "How many drinks do I need to buy you before you'll go home with me?"

    Jeff Langelier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only a guy in a bar who says that would not be turned down as a total perv right away, I would do it more.

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that's my dating life now....

    cashmeremanufacturer.com
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are online, you attract someone of the same personality; while in really, maybe you care more about his or her image.

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    anarkzie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait the reality of trying to get milk out of the fridge is that a creepy woman is hiding behind the door??? 30 odd people upvoted this, can someone explain it, I'm lost.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. He could have been caught drinking out of it.

    Brivid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't put milk in the door. It doesn't keep it cold enough.

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    MasterOfSlimez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the shadow. 90% of these have a panda

    beep boop
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    cashmeremanufacturer.com
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one happens every day on every part of the earth~

    Just Curious
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she hiding behind the fridge door?

    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bored Panda is the girls shadowww

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    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't help when one of us is a snorer. (Me in this case)

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    Sienna39108
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bored panda is the couches shadow againnn

    Michelle Rensbug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No... Reality is that one partner becomes the bed... Queen size or not.

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, men still get a tiny sliver of the bed.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the meme I found that said "My buddy asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain that I'm married..and that's where I sleep."

    Gary
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equally spaced sleeping sides, has this artist ever been married or lived with a woman?

    Taylor Gee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok.... I'm my experience... my boyfriend takes up 80% of the bed. If i didn't love him so much, i would probably punch him in his sleep....

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