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25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated “Rare Insults” Twitter Page
In the old days, before the start of the battle, specially trained warriors went out into the field between the armies. Their main task was to offend the leaders and outstanding heroes of the enemy. At the same time, the sign of the highest quality was not just to call the enemy's commander a jerk, but to completely slay him with a spectacular phrase that outwardly did not look like an insult at all, but at the same time was incredibly offensive.
Such is the ancient battle rap. Today, this noble and elegant art, it would seem, is irretrievably lost, but real diamonds are periodically found - in some tweets, comments on YouTube and TikTok, etc. And it turns out that there are people who collect these verbal jewels.
Recently, a special Twitter account has appeared, entirely dedicated to rare and really unique insults. It is actually called "Rare insults." In just two months of existence, the page has already gained 405.8K followers, which is not surprising - in some places there are real masterpieces of brutal yet stylish offensive art.
Bored Panda collected a selection of the best and most spectacular insults from this account, so be sure to scroll to the very end and of course, comment. By the way, we promise not to be offended if any of your comments turns out to be as rare an insult as all the elements of our selection.
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GoddessOdd 4 years ago
He looks like the Rock... if the Rock had his head squished in a vice of some kind.
Marie Dahme 4 years ago
Definitely has a medical condition called micro encephalopathy! Pinhead syndrome.
DonnerDinnerParty 4 years ago (edited)
The one on the right has a strong resemblance to Sid the sloth. Edit: Oooooor perhaps a cousin of Sloth from the Goonies!
V Bingham 4 years ago
Easter island for sure!!! There is only. 1 of the Rock. He is Unique and has his own style, you look like you're hunting for some Gangsta street Cred. Seriously don't bother, instead of trying to imitate someone else , then start trying to be the best You that You can be, see how unique you can be for you hon. 👍🌹💜😁🙏
MygrandsonscallmeNia 4 years ago
This is one time I really wish there was a laugh button with like!
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
You’re all mean. He does remind me a bit of Bert, of Bert + Ernie fame.
Sharon Thomas-Ager 4 years ago
You know how some newborns heads look when they're just born ? This guy's head never recovered from his trip down the birth canal!
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Disgruntled Pelican 4 years ago (edited)
Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"
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funkybluegirl 4 years ago
His original nose was awesome, imo, but it's not my place to judge. I hope this helped him and that he's in a good place.
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OwenHasADHD 4 years ago
Oh jesus. It looks more like wood chippings than actual meat at this point.
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RoanTheMad 4 years ago
im so confused by the edge of his glasses like how the side of his head looking like that through the glasses. my brain is dead.
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PenitentEyeball 4 years ago
I mean, it’s not THAT bad of an insult, I would like to be easily drawn as well…
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Rachel Ainsworth 4 years ago
These insults are not rare, they are just plain mean. The best insults need humour to work, the only one that qualifies is the one about american healthcare, which is recycled.
RafCo (he/him) 4 years ago (edited)
Yes, I'm all for a good insult, but making fun of someone's appearance is lazy. I much prefer insults like Samantha Bee calling Kellyann Conway "a flaxen haired fountain of lies".
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TheDivineMsM 4 years ago
Some are funny but most are mean and uncalled for and shouldn't be celebrated. It's bullying and it's nasty.
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
I like the overcooked steak insult. But I’m not sure about the rest of them
Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
Really, Bored Panda, we are making fun of the way people look now? These insults were not "rare" they were just that - insults.
Rachel Ainsworth 4 years ago
These insults are not rare, they are just plain mean. The best insults need humour to work, the only one that qualifies is the one about american healthcare, which is recycled.
RafCo (he/him) 4 years ago (edited)
Yes, I'm all for a good insult, but making fun of someone's appearance is lazy. I much prefer insults like Samantha Bee calling Kellyann Conway "a flaxen haired fountain of lies".
Load More Replies... TheDivineMsM 4 years ago
Some are funny but most are mean and uncalled for and shouldn't be celebrated. It's bullying and it's nasty.
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
I like the overcooked steak insult. But I’m not sure about the rest of them
Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
Really, Bored Panda, we are making fun of the way people look now? These insults were not "rare" they were just that - insults.
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