ADVERTISEMENT

Respect the hustle, they say. But how can you, when it’s someone selling half-eaten snacks, haunted dolls, or an old shoe described as an antique? At the very least, I’m going to laugh at it.

To prove that people will try to make a dollar off literally anything, we’ve gathered some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright confusing online listings ever posted.

Today, you can describe the internet in many ways, and a flea market is definitely one of them — full of scammers and opportunists.

#1

I Guess He Was Really Excited About The Fig Trees! Found On FB Marketplace

Unusual online selling listing for fig trees with photos of a dog jumping near the plants in an outdoor setting.

nerdy-two-shoes Report

RELATED:
    #2

    A Bargain If You Ask Me

    Door ram for sale online, left by SWAT team, listed to replace a door for forty dollars in Hammonton NJ.

    thebombchu Report

    Some social media platforms seem to be struggling with the younger crowd. For example, only 32% of U.S. teens use Facebook today, down from 71% in 2014, according to the Pew Research Center. And many who are still there choose to stay only because of its resale platform, Marketplace.

    Launched in 2016, Facebook Marketplace has grown into one of Meta's biggest success stories and now competes with the likes of eBay and Craigslist.

    "Marketplace is the flea market of the internet," said Charles Lindsay, an associate professor of marketing at the University of Buffalo. "There's a massive amount of consumer-to-consumer business."

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #3

    Anyone Looking For A Chicken Suit? No Questions Asked!

    Yellow chicken suit laid out on carpet, listed for sale online among unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    Macsquatch Report

    #4

    XL Coughing For Sale

    Wooden coffin listed for sale online in a local group, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    darrylmorris Report

    #5

    Michael Wave

    Used microwave sitting on a kitchen counter listed among unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    jewishmotherof4 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT

    This is largely because "young people, including students ... , are increasingly drawn to used goods," said Yoo-Kyoung Seock, a professor of textiles, merchandising and interiors at the University of Georgia, who studies consumer behavior among Gen Z and millennials and environmental sustainability in the textile industry.

    Meta doesn't talk much about Marketplace as a business — for instance, how its demographics may differ from Facebook overall and whether it has a vision to grow the platform in its annual reports — but unlike, say, Craigslist users, Marketplace has messaging built in on Facebook, making communication really easy.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    Toss Da Baby

    Old wooden Victorian baby cradle listed for sale as an example of unhinged things sold online.

    reddit.com Report

    #7

    Air For Sale

    Hand holding a clear plastic bag with air from a concert, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmO Report

    #8

    An Obvious Joke, But I Thought This Community Would Appreciate The Humor

    Damaged 1998 Honda Civic car listed for sale, showing severe rear end destruction on a suburban street.

    RogueAdam1 Report

    #9

    This Lamp For Sale. Found On My Local FB Marketplace Page

    Handmade widow lamp shaped like a Victorian dress with a fringed lampshade, one of the unhinged things sold online.

    Youngsamwich90 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT

    However, there's still plenty of fraud online. 73% of U.S. adults have experienced some kind of online scam or attack, and 36% say they purchased an item online that never arrived or was counterfeit and it was not refunded.

    Interestingly, younger Americans are slightly more likely than their older counterparts to say they have lost money because of an online scam or attack. About a quarter of 18- to 29-year-olds say they’ve lost money in this way, compared to 15% of those 65 and older.

    This makes you wonder: how many of these ridiculous listings are actually legit? (Minus the ones that are clearly created as a joke, of course.)

    #10

    I Believe This Is An Oregon

    Old electronic organ with a worn bench listed for sale as an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.

    FumingOstrich35 Report

    #11

    Ponch

    Man wearing a homemade crocheted ponch for sale online, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    curry_stains Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #12

    Probably

    Van Gogh style painting listed for sale online humorously among unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    lilbopeachy Report

    #13

    Catholic Converter

    Used car catalytic converter humorously listed in a quirky online sale of unhinged things sold online.

    reddit.com Report

    What's worse, fake AI listings are also flooding the internet. According to Dr. Kolina Koltai, who is a senior researcher and trainer at Bellingcat and studies how sociotechnical systems influence our decision-making, major advancements in artificial intelligence in recent years have made it harder to differentiate between what’s real or fake, not just when it comes to photos and videos of people, but also in product listings.

    #14

    A Connoisseur

    Person wearing a custom Nickelback shirt made with real nickels spelling out the band name on the back.

    mermaid-babe Report

    #15

    $5000 Lettuce Shard

    Lettuce piece shaped like Nike sign listed for sale online, one of unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    raremetalupa Report

    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Follow on Google News

    #16

    First Time I've Ever Seen Something Like That

    Boxes filled with pallets of Gatorade powder listed in an unusual online sale from unhinged things people tried to sell.

    YaLikeJazz903 Report

    #17

    Haul Away A Collosal Mountain Of Trash For Him. It'll Only Cost You $1000

    Worn inflatable waterslide for sale in a yard, showing dirt and damage in an unhinged online selling listing.

    SmithKenichi Report

    "Many AI-generated images have some sort of 'sheen' or look to them that can set off alarm bells," Koltai explains.

    "Take this image of one of the 'crystal coffee mugs.' At first glance, it looks like a beautiful mug. But if you look closer, you might notice defects in the image."

    She says many of us often search for the cheapest items online, looking to get the most bang for our buck, but it is also important to be alert to deals that seem too good to be real.

    #18

    Perfectly Balanced

    Hand wearing glove with small sanitizer bottles attached to each finger, illustrating unhinged things to sell online.

    AChikenSamich Report

    #19

    Hmm

    Person covered in muck sitting inside a septic tank, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    reddit.com Report

    #20

    Antique Legs

    Plaid shirt stuffed to resemble legs wearing jeans and boots, an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.

    PersonNumber277353 Report

    #21

    Only On Facebook Marketplace

    Worn and dirty PS3 controller covered in food grime, listed for sale in unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    HyperSolid Report

    Koltai says that a good habit is to always look beyond the listing and consider who is profiting from the purchase.

    Is this a name-brand item, or does it appear to be some mysterious seller that has popped overnight out of nowhere? Does this seller have a website, or do they only exist on Facebook or Amazon? If they sell other items, what do the customer reviews say? Is the seller using an AI-generated image as their profile picture?

    While it's funny to see someone trying to get a few thousand dollars for the planet Juniper, there are many more subtle attempts to lure away our money, too.

    #22

    I Was Looking On FB Marketplace For A First Toyota. Then, I Came Across This…

    Red car partially submerged in water, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    SuperJackson20 Report

    #23

    Used Toilet Brush For Sale

    Toilet brush with colorful floating flowers in the handle and base, listed as an unusual thing to sell online.

    dodgieuhoh Report

    #24

    Just Shy Of 4 Chairs

    Man sitting on one of three chairs for sale with a listing showing unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    billpickle123456 Report

    #25

    Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

    Dog lying beside a large lobster for sale, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    Galantis31 Report

    #26

    I Am In

    eBay listing showing planet Jupiter for sale at $5,999 as an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online

    eNGjeCe1976 Report

    #27

    Dwanket

    Unhinged item for sale online showing a Dwayne Johnson blanket listed for 100 dollars on a marketplace platform.

    itsyaboiFaZeShrek Report

    #28

    Sunroof

    Broken car sunroof with shattered glass lying on pavement, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    ModderOtter Report

    #29

    Actual Wtf

    Black coffin trailer for sale outdoors near truck and barn, showcasing unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    zorggalacticus Report

    #30

    Portal Potty

    Two portable toilets strapped on a trailer parked in a residential area, showcasing unhinged things sold online.

    PierogiKielbasa Report

    #31

    Got That

    Car trunk filled with large plastic bags of liquid, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    timdot352 Report

    #32

    Why The Hell Did They Photograph Their $75,600 Diamond On A Sandwich???

    Close-up of a golden-brown baked item with a large diamond gem on top listed on an online marketplace for unhinged things to sell.

    WillowKimba Report

    #33

    Weirdest Looking Gaming PC I've Ever Seen

    Man selling a gaming PC online with detailed specs and a message option in an unusual online selling listing.

    HEYYMCFLYY Report

    #34

    Any Of Y'all Need A Bing Bag?

    Large gray Bing bag for sale indoors on wooden floor, part of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    PhantomWang Report

    #35

    I Hate Facebook Marketplace

    Handdrawing of celebrities for sale showing unhinged things people thought they could sell online on Facebook marketplace

    stefstefstefsw Report

    #36

    This Terrifying.. “Soup Boy” On My Facebook Marketplace

    Unhinged online sale listing showing a creepy handmade Campbell soup figure with detailed face and painted features.

    TheShopRat Report

    #37

    "Potential"

    Wooden headboard with carved design listed for sale online as an unhinged thing people thought they could sell.

    BastardOfTheDay Report

    #38

    Browsing Facebook Marketplace Never Disappoints

    Unhinged custom toy resembling Elmo with exposed mechanical parts and glowing eyes, an unusual item people tried selling online.

    thxxx1337 Report

    #39

    Mona Lisa Only $1,000,000

    Framed Mona Lisa replica painting offered for sale online as part of unhinged things people tried to sell online.

    Defiant-Emergency230 Report

    #40

    It's 100% Authentic

    Man in white sweatshirt demonstrates a fake Harry Potter invisible cloak for sale in an unhinged online listing.

    Sifaat_Afzal Report

    #41

    Pretty Successful Bookkeeper

    Book titled how I made $290,000 selling books by Jack Stratton displayed in an online paperback sales listing.

    reddit.com Report

    #42

    3D Printers Will Create Life-Saving Synthetic Limbs They Said

    Green 3D printed Hulk arms designed to be sold online as humorous accessories for chickens.

    Caltrn Report

    #43

    So What Are Your Hobbies?

    Large unhinged candle covered in colorful wax drips, listed for sale online as a unique handmade item.

    CrackaJacka420 Report

    #44

    Human Foosball For Sale

    Kids playing in a backyard human foosball setup showcasing one of the unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    ComfortableService8 Report

    #45

    Creepy 12' Tall Elvis Head

    Screenshot of an online listing for a rare 12-foot tall Elvis head sculpture, an unhinged item for sale online.

    Only 10k

    sskrimshaww Report

    #46

    Wiled Time In The Camper

    Truck camper interior setup with cozy bedding and tinted windows offered for rent in unhinged things people sell online.

    orchid_breeder Report

    #47

    Fire Distinguisher

    Antique fire extinguisher listing showing a vintage brass safety device, highlighting unhinged things sold online.

    joe-vee-wan Report

    #48

    20 Stackable Chairs

    Set of 20 stackable chairs with holes in the seats, listed for sale as part of unhinged things sold online.

    imagesaicouldnt Report

    #49

    A Good Deal

    Listings showing unhinged things people tried to sell online, including a baseball cap with no brim or logo.

    obsessivetuna Report

    #50

    The Megatron?

    Hand holding two TV remotes glued together with hot glue, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    AdamMGower Report

    #51

    Saw This One FB Marketplace

    Black Volkswagen Beetle with hood-stacked diesel setup emitting black smoke, listed among unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    No-Engineering-1449 Report

    #52

    That Burger Cell Is Sweet And All, But

    Two bizarre McDonalds playland playground structures for sale outdoors, listed as unusual things sold online.

    reddit user Report

    #53

    So Rare They Censored It!

    Rare 2009 Nintendo DS game cartridge listed for sale online among unhinged things sold on the internet.

    Zeroshim Report

    #54

    Wow What A Steal

    Hand holding unopened empty fortune cookie plastic bag, an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.

    squidledee Report

    #55

    Does This Count?

    Person lying on the ground under a horse in a stable, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    ShitWeasel69 Report

    #56

    Thanks But I'll Pass

    Competitive hot dog eating mask with leather straps, showcased as one of the unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    BishopBacardi Report

    #57

    Just Some Planters For Sale

    Baby head planters made from doll heads with plants growing out, showcasing unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    CrypticGumbo Report

    #58

    This Listing On Facebook Marketplace

    Hornet’s nest hanging outdoors in a garden among flowers, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    thisisnotafakeplant Report

    #59

    1234-2 Isn’t Even That Special

    Two McDonald order receipts with rare numbers displayed, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    Found in the wild, sent an offer of $30

    livelaughlard Report

    #60

    Wtf

    Online listing showing a tennis ball growing an unknown rare plant, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    Topper8 Report

    #61

    Unique Creation Found On Facebook Marketplace; "Bad Gary"

    Plush long Furby toy displayed on a chair as an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    pooptaxi Report

    #62

    Legit Post On Facebook Marketplace

    Unhinged animal portrait for sale online showing quirky dog drawing alongside photo of the real pet in a professional listing.

    DrNations , DrNations Report

    #63

    It Looks So Tasty

    Large trash bin filled with lemon slices and lemonade, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    gostop1423 Report

    #64

    Fifty Bucks For A Broken Bottle

    Unhinged online selling example showing shattered Michelob Ultra beer bottle art encased in clear resin for home decor.

    freeski919 Report

    #65

    Impressive, But 25k??

    Collection of Taco Bell sauce packets displayed for sale as an unhinged item people thought they could sell online.

    Mor3lynn Report

    #66

    Oo La La What A Stick

    Multi forked stick for sale online listed at 25 dollars as one of unhinged things people thought to sell.

    Caffenative Report

    #67

    Artifact

    Small brown artifact resembling a face displayed on a blue surface, one of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    HotColor Report

    #68

    Stealing An Item From Walmart And Then Posting It On FB Marketplace With The Security Alarm Still On It

    Listing for an unhinged robot vacuum cleaner with a misspelled title priced at 175 dollars online.

    reddit.com Report

    #69

    Leftover KFC For Sale On Facebook

    Leftover fried chicken in a bucket listed for sale online, an example of unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    SR5340AN Report

    #70

    Massive Chip

    Massive chip on wax paper in a green basket, an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online for $50

    _teadog Report

    #71

    Only $75!

    3x3 marriage proposal sign on bed with rose petals and drinks, an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.

    deadlydrip Report

    #72

    $200 For Around $40 Worth Of Pennies, Perfect For Collectors

    Listing of about 4000 pennies for sale online, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    lil_freyy Report

    #73

    Slightly Sat On…

    Worn and stained couch listed for sale online as part of unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    Red-Faced-Wolf Report

    #74

    Nightmare Fuel

    Homemade Pop Tart suit worn once, displayed on mannequin with blond wig, listed among unhinged things sold online.

    Particular-Tea-7182 Report

    #75

    I Have So Many Questions

    Homemade toilet splash guard with a hose attached to a wooden frame, designed to reduce splash factor.

    reddit.com Report

    #76

    Please... I Know... The Pixels

    Man asleep in living room next to online listing for 1995 Ford Mustang with high mileage for sale.

    fleabeak Report

    #77

    Walmart Pole

    Black pole standing on floor listed for sale online as an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.

    reddit.com Report

    #78

    Own A Piece Of History

    Yellow McDonald's Playland window listed for sale online as a rare vintage item in good condition outdoors by storage units.

    raciallyambiguous Report

    #79

    Fake Wasp Nest

    Electric cut off decoy for sale online, designed to prevent utility shut off by misleading notices.

    Subscrib-2-PewDiePie Report

    #80

    Blursed Roller Skates

    Black boots attached to office chair wheels for sale, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    flynnmonday Report

    #81

    Anyone Need A Ladies Old Panties?

    Pile of used women’s underwear displayed for sale, showcasing unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    smash_lay_215 Report

    #82

    Nintendo Switch

    Burnt and damaged Nintendo Switch being sold online as an unhinged item from strange things people thought they could sell.

    imagesaicouldnt Report

    #83

    For All Your Christmas Shopping Needs

    Person selling Walmart vest online claiming it can be used to walk out without paying on Black Friday, unhinged sale idea.

    RalphiesBoogers Report

    #84

    Does This Count?

    House of Representatives speaker podium listed for sale online among unhinged things people thought they could sell.

    reddit.com Report

    #85

    Only 1 For Sale

    Vintage eye surgery simulator with red eyes in foam case, an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.

    NoSirThatsPaper Report

    #86

    Arms For Sale

    Social media post listing unhinged things people thought they could sell online, showing sticks labeled as snowman arms.

    reddit.com Report

    #87

    Be Kind. Rewind. Is Cheaper Than Paying The Fee

    Vintage VHS videocassette rewinder device in used condition, an unhinged thing people thought they could sell online.

    kurlythemonkey Report

    #88

    Amazing Things Are Happening On Facebook Marketplace

    Southwest Airlines seats with attached tray tables listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace in a home setting.

    EvanPerc_ Report

    #89

    I Mean, I Don't Disagree

    E-commerce listing showing an abstract painting priced at one million dollars in an unhinged things sold online example.

    thegingermullet Report

    #90

    Warms For Free

    Screenshot of a person requesting big fat worms to start a worm farm, part of unhinged things people tried to sell online.

    qd130904 Report

    #91

    Used Mask For Sale

    Facebook post showing a theatrical black panther mask for sale, illustrating unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    johnchocolategoose Report

    #92

    $75 Is Way Too Low For This Modern Art

    Stack of ZYN nicotine pouches displayed on a small black folding table as a quirky online marketplace find.

    KanesCabDriv3r Report

    #93

    Think I Can Talk Him Down To $400?

    Misprinted ketchup packet mistakenly labeled Chick-fil-a for sale online in an unhinged item listing.

    RedditorMcReddington Report

    #94

    Elusive “C” And “K”

    Rare Snickers bite size candy wrappers spelling out a word for unhinged things people thought they could sell online.

    frienddly_ghost Report

    #95

    Spice Jar For Sale

    Large jug filled with miscellaneous Taco Bell sauce packets offered for sale, illustrating unhinged things sold online.

    TangyWonderBread Report

    #96

    Rest In Peace

    Marketplace listing showing a free PS5 for sale with a heartfelt message about losing a son to leukemia.

    Jeff_Puppies Report

    #97

    Fish Water

    Several dirty empty milk jugs filled with murky fish water for sale, illustrating unhinged things sold online.

    imagesaicouldnt Report

    #98

    Pj Mask

    Unusual online yard sale listing showing a PJ Mask puzzle and close-up of human teeth for unhinged things sold online.

    luckylad82 Report