40 Painfully Relatable Memes And Jokes About Everything Programming And Computer Science (New Pics)

That's dedication that is. That bug must have really p!ssed him off.

You put the lime in the coconut you stir it both up....

Preach. I'd hate to be the person who has to work on my code in five years.

Yes! You ARE a good developer!

It’s horrible when that happens!

Tell me about it

Fire? At a sea parks?

make it iPhone size, it'll be cheaper

This is also true in the field of the manufacturing engineering.

Communication takes two people. Bad programming only takes one

Omg. All the time.

On the plus side he'll help you to compress your code. :D

Yep.

Yes, this is true.

The problem is finding that version from the many many options.

Yep, I'd take the parrot anytime.

Story of my life... (I'm the only one developer in my company)

Open source grammar police XD

😂

At the "start learning C" level, I highly recommend Arduino. Quickly and easily make practical things that you can directly see the results. Helps maintain interest, and helps turn coding into small bite sized chucks :D

Coding in Java.

Far from forgetting, my brain actually debugs code whilst I sleep and I can frequently come back to a problem the next day with a good understanding of how to fix it!

Beats giving names to rabbits

This is why the first guy had to get a job just to fix that bug.

Yes, but when it is 10 soul-destroying, boring, repetative, error-prone minutes every day...

Is that a bike seat with balls ?

Been there

Yeah, when somebody tells you they have a "database" of that and then shows you an Excel spreadsheet. *groan*

Making someone else debug your poorly formatted, uncommented code.

Oh god, I used to teach polymorphism, back when OO was a new thing!

What's a rainbow computer? And only 2 monitors for software engineering? XD

And then moments later realise that you entered something wrong and the relief when you try it again and get back to the first error...

had a coworker who would copy code for similar work between files, but would change what the methods and variables did without renaming them... debug hell

Foo or bar. ;-)

True for many activities...

If it works it works

My first language was CUBOL, Cuneiform Block Oriented Language but then I graduated to COBOL which had one great strength and one great weakness. Strength: It was so simple (thanks Grace) that any idiot could learn to code in it. Weakness: and, OMG, so many did (can you spell Y2K?)

Yep. One of the reasons for me to look for a new job. See also this reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/oosru6/i_went_to_the_office_for_the_first_time_i_f*****g/

Yeah that's what programmers like to think but reality can be v different sometimes 😆

CSS is so powerful and I hate it so much

Oh my gosh... this is me too.

Wix .... hahahaha .... hahaha ..... "developers"

Flex... or Grid in a pinch. Seriously though, learn Flex...

Full Stack is the worst scam of IT companies! You do all the work but are paid one single salary. Just invest in team for front-end and separate team for back-end. I hate this "full stack" crap! Pure exploitation!

The converse is that you find a library that looks like it does what you want, then find that it can't handle some of the fiddly bits and you have to decide whether to modify it to do what you want, find another library, or do it your way after all.

I’m thinking the time lag of “live updates”.

Yes

Before I started in computers I was once asked what languages did I know. I said French. He had the charity not to laugh.

Reminds me of the files on our server called xxx_UPDATED_LATEST_LATEST_LATEST_LATEST3

True Story

And what about Rachel Null? or Rachel False?

Damn that sandwich looks good.

Nah, I just install all my node packages to global; haven't touched them in over a year XD

Is it not milliseconds?

It's a Microsoft feature.

any software developer wet dream

Sometimes websites will accept entries and you can actually do sort of hacky stuff with DevTools. There's a way of pre-banning people from Facebook groups by banning a group user but changing their ID in DevTools to a user not in the group. There was a problem with our apartment bulding's front door but the description box was disabled for everything but specific categories on the landlord's site. So I enabled the description box in DevTools so I could specify what exactly was wrong with the door, I press sent and I got a copy of the error report, and sure enough it included the description. Bet the landlord people scratched their heads that day.

resistance is futile, you know you are going to do it, so why fight it .. *Looks at own code and sees variable called thePhantom and wonders why...