There’s something about making sure your furry friend is safe and well that keeps us awake at night. Some pet owners give away their blanket, others part with their beds altogether and sleep on the sofa. It’s never enough to check up on them, because anything bad happening to our beloved doggos, cattos, and other four-legged companions can not only send us into panic mode, it can seriously give us a heart attack. Full stop.
Whether the pets are aware of this or not remains a mystery. But that’s not an excuse to play nerve-wracking tricks on their unsuspecting owners.
From a catto casually having the time of their life while covered in red paprika, to a doggo chilling in a pose that seems like the boi only has half of his body, Bored Panda has compiled you a chilling list that will make you look twice, and thrice. I mean, how dare they, but it’s also good to know this is not what it seems.
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I Almost Had An Heart Attack
Nearly Had A Heart Attack
Yah, I Love that rug! It has a 1970's Space Invaders video game look.cool!
Load More Replies...Idk what would freak me more: the disassembled arm or the overly calm cat
My Dog Fell Asleep Under My Daughter’s Pillow And Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack
To find out what it's like to to have a pet who "nearly" gives you a heart attack by chilling at odd angles, sitting in weird poses, or bathing in paprika powder, Bored Panda reached out to a Twitter user who goes by the handle @_sumola_. The woman from Ottawa, Ontario tweeted a picture of a black cat that appears to have his tail chopped off.
@_sumola_ told us that the mischievous guy, named Void, is her roommate Tally's cat. Tally said that “as Void is the darker darkest, he likes to act very mysterious. But he's also a huge dork. He will reach his paw out to pet you (nails included on occasion) in order to ask for pats.”
Moreover, Tally is convinced that cats and pets in general love giving their owners heart attacks for two reasons. “First, they're little evil gremlins who delight at torture, and second, they like the way you give them the good-good attention afterwards.”
And since Void is completely black, “he likes to sit in the darkest of places, be it my laundry hamper, under the bed, bookshelf, closet.” Tally joked that Void likes to ensure that there are no monsters that can attack her… “Other than him.”
In the end, Tally reminds everyone “adopt, don't shop!” And… she added, “yes, Void's name was UnaVoidable.” We surely saw that part coming, right?
The Owner Found His Dog Lying On The Floor, All Covered In Red Sticky Liquid. It Was Just Dragon Fruit All Along!
I love this misunderstanding, it’s the theatrical death pose (aka chonk wipeout) that clinches it
Cute little thing is tired after the fierce and brave fight with the dragon... (fruit).
Cat Gave Me A Scare This Morning. It's Paprika
why is so perfectly spread out tho its like to perfect
Had To Look Twice
I think this pix is staged. Just like the cat with his leg detached. Just too perfect.
If you've ever been a proud parent to a fur baby, you know how wonderful it is. Pets give us great companionship and, for most of us, they become loving and loyal members of the family. But loving them may come with hardships, too.
The psychotherapist Megan MacCutcheon suggested that there is always a threat for potential stress when you own a pet. “Things like adjusting to owning a new pet, training a pet, acquainting new pets and existing pets, introducing pets and children, and finding solutions to various responsibilities in terms of help with pet sitting, dog walking, etc.”
The biggest hardship may be dealing with the thought that your pet will have to pass one day. “While many pets seem forever young, they do age, their health eventually declines, and we are faced with even more responsibilities as we take care of the additional duties and demands that come with caring for an elderly or sick animal."
The Doggo Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack
Geez this is really scary the moment your like about to call 911 the dog is like y is everyone looking at me like someone died
they thought the dog was dead because of a foam-like thing from his mouth, but then they found out that it was a white sock or tissue
Load More Replies...Ma, why you wake me up? I was dreaming about how I can scare you. Oh wait.... I did that already
My Dog Its Trying To Scare The Hell Out Of Me
was too heavy for doggo so he left it in the shallow grave his owner put it in
Load More Replies...One Christmas Eve Night
I feel like that *might* be the bottom of a paw peeking out under the fur but it sure the heck looks like a bald spot!!!
Load More Replies...And I love how the dog is genuinely looking at it like "Is that mine???" :)
Seeing your pet’s health deteriorating, or worse, seeing them suffering, is heartbreaking for any pet parent. Megan suggests the term “pet owner anxiety,” although she hasn’t come across resources specifically related to it.
According to the therapist, it refers to the stress related to pet ownership, which can come in any form. For some, it’s the haunting dread of your pet passing away; for others, it’s the decision of euthanasia; and for most, it's simply seeing them in pain, which causes anxiety and sleepless nights.
Of course, there are always people for whom pets are "just animals." They tend to worry about them less, as they develop less emotional attachment. However, for most humans, it’s not all about being realistic when it comes to having a pet. First, we get deeply attached on the emotional level, and everything comes second.
For A Second I Thought There Was A Hole Inside His Belly
No. The spot is too black. Is there a whole in the head and tail too?! No No No.
Load More Replies...Now I can't get that jingle out of my head. Thanks for the earworm!
Load More Replies...The cat has a brown spot on their stomach that matches the background perfectly, making it look like there's a hole in their body.
Load More Replies...If I had this cat I would paint and carpet my entire flat in that hue just for this trick
Gives Me A Heart Attack Every Time, But He Loves To Sleep Like That!
Awww Rats are just the sweetest little creatures. I used to have two brothers. Sadly they past away. I wish they lived longer lives.
My cat sleeps like this too. She’s getting older now and still scares me every time
That Spooked The Crap Out Of Me
What About This?
When You Got Home And See Your Dog's Mouth Full Of "Blood"
That seems to be a Christian Dior lipstick, which is not a cheap one either. At least he looks fabulous.
the dog is learning the human ways to report back to its commander next time yall go to the dog park
Look At The Bengal Tiger... No, No, Wait...
He borrowed biscuits from the bone-shark and didn’t pay him back, gotta camouflage so the hitdogs don’t catch him.
Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night To A Notification That My Security Camera Detected Motion. Cue Instant Heart Attack
LOL! Haunted by a small dog. That would make the silliest horror movie
Load More Replies...My Aunt Got Her Dog Groomed. The Groomer Only Has Half Of His Right Arm. It Looks Like He's Elbow Deep Into The Dog, And It Freaked Me Out When I First Saw The Picture
Good job they didn't take the photo when he was clipping around the dogs backside.
This looks stressful to the dog. How about using a grooming table with an arm and collar to keep the dog from moving instead of your elbow?
Maybe his elbow wasn't even touching the dog but from the angle it was?
Load More Replies...My Dog Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack Today, I Thought She Attacked Our Other Dog Outside And Had Blood All Over Her Face. Then I Saw A Seed And Realized She Got Into The Tomatoes.
of course she is...there's no question about it at all. :D
Load More Replies...One of my dogs stretched his neck out so long I couldn't believe it to get to the neighbours' raspberries through the hedge. He basically slurp/vacuumed/inhaled them.
It's grapes. But tomatoes are a bit acidic and can cause indigestion
Load More Replies...I Nearly Had A Heart Attack When I Saw Him Sleeping Like This
Cats are scientifically classified as a semi-solid liquid. Their hair is what keeps down their viscosity, or they would relax so much they would lose all friction and slide across the floor like an air-hockey table.
*the whispering voice of Attenborough* And here, laying in its normal habitat and favourite spot, on the bed, we find the normal house cat.
Moving Things Around In The Garage. About Gave Me A Heart Attack
Once when I was little, I was playing Legos. I opened one bin and a cat liquidated out.
his face looked like he got hit by a bowling ball or he smelled something bad but he's still so funny
She Thought She Dug A Treasure For Me, I Almost Got A Heart Attack
Oh, s**t! That mummified creature is huge. Is it a type of beetle? Or is it one of those prankster toys? Whatever it is, drop it, drop it!
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me! IT IS 2020 you know.
Load More Replies...Megasoma elephas pupa. http://beetlesaspets.blogspot.com/2016/03/megasoma-elephas-elephas-breeding.html
Yeah, I think it's a Christmas Beetle 🤣🤣 Dunno what youse call em in the world above the land down under, but I think that's what it might be. Should see the size of snake skins shedded down here! 🇦🇺🇦🇺
Load More Replies...Pupa actually, cocoon is the name for a built enclosure where the pupa is inside, like the silk around silkworm pupa
Load More Replies...Almost Had A Heart Attack When I Got Home Today
wROOF, wROOF said the dog... and re-adjusted the dish in order to watch Dogflix for free.
The First Time I Saw Him Do This, My Heart Almost Stopped As I Thought He'd Died
Ooh, a tuxedo Dutch bunny. It does look as if it is wearing high waisted black pants with a white shirt.
It's a flop! We had to do a lot of bunny learnin fast when we found our little Pooka. The flops and binks did concern us when we first saw this! For those who don't have buns, I recommend looking up bunny flop videos. So cute!
My guinea pigs love looking dead when they sleep. The elderly ones in particular have such deep sleeps. They give me so many heart attacks. T_T
My bunny did that often, flopped over like he dropped dead out of nowhere. First time he did that after I rescued him, I panicked. Trust bunnies to be overly dramatic when they're happy.
Eyes open? My castor mini-rex loved to sleep in this position, eyes open.
Here's Another One
Bad picture. At the bottom one might think it’s part of the tail :)
Load More Replies...Is it the little black broken looking part off her tail that is the scare?
Came out at 3am to get a snack. Passed my snake's enclosure, had to turn on the light. He had his entire head, 3 inches of neck in the water, UNDER the water! He NEVER soaks, and was so still.... I truly thought I was going to have to touch a cold, dead, WET snek. I started to open the enclosure, and he pops his head up and looks at me all, "what?" Little brat.
same thing happened to me my dog got into my lipstick almost had a heart attack
Painful to think of how so many people suffered from heart attacks because of their innocent pets.. ;)
Omg the pillow one killed me. I got in trouble because I'm in math class lmao
Anyone else think, "why are you taking pictures if you seriously thought your pet was injured or dead?" Lmbo maybe it's just me. These are adorable!
Came out at 3am to get a snack. Passed my snake's enclosure, had to turn on the light. He had his entire head, 3 inches of neck in the water, UNDER the water! He NEVER soaks, and was so still.... I truly thought I was going to have to touch a cold, dead, WET snek. I started to open the enclosure, and he pops his head up and looks at me all, "what?" Little brat.
same thing happened to me my dog got into my lipstick almost had a heart attack
Painful to think of how so many people suffered from heart attacks because of their innocent pets.. ;)
Omg the pillow one killed me. I got in trouble because I'm in math class lmao
Anyone else think, "why are you taking pictures if you seriously thought your pet was injured or dead?" Lmbo maybe it's just me. These are adorable!
