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It may surprise you how many people feel uncomfortable when they get complimented. It sounds counterintuitive as compliments are there to uplift someone, point out their best features and are overall a positive thing to say. But not everyone feels that they deserve to be praised, so they don’t really know how to react and just feel that the whole interaction is unnecessary.

But there are normal compliments such as pointing out beautiful shoes and there are compliments that can really take you a second to comprehend whether that wasn’t an insult. In this list you will find these kinds of compliments that are so specific or unusual that people really don’t know what to think of them. The thread was created by Redditor Smalie, who asked, “What’s the weirdest compliment you ever received?” and people had some really interesting ones to tell about.

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#1

30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got "you remind me of Kermit the frog. Not in looks, in vibes."

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Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it also hard for you to be green?

TheDivineMsM
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must have that rainbow connection

BetweenTheCracks
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My spouse's voice sounds a lot like his. I sometimes wonder if that was part of the reason I felt safe and comfortable around him when we first met!

Anna Banana
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why I read (and saw) Kermit and thought of Oscar. Still would've accepted it as a compliment.

arsonistofthemonth jr
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn. I would kill to be told I remind someone of Kermit the frog.

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    #2

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got I once had an old Hispanic lady that didn’t speak English who I didn’t know have someone she was with come over to me at a restaurant and ask if she could bless my eyes for me. She said she wanted to bless them so nothing would ever happen to them because she’d never seen anything like them.

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    MauKini
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ankle is in a brace at the moment. The other day a woman sat down randomly next to my foot in the moddle of the street and started praying for my foot. She didnt rob me or want anything in return. She was being "nice". Super weird for me.

    BetweenTheCracks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gah, I wouldn't even know how to take that. On the one hand, a stranger is offering a kindness of sorts. OTOH, people like that want to be seen Praying For Others, Because They're So Very Pious. It's like, how much of that is serving the recipient vs the "nice" person praying in public?

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    Artime Silk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that. In my country people will 'remove the bad eyes' when someone is being good/pretty etc because they believe that beauty begets jealousy/envy and that is not good for you. So they remove the bad omens that brings. This sounds similar

    BetweenTheCracks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice how in many cultures, beauty will make you a target for jealousy but being a decent or intelligent human being doesn't?

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    Hudge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in South Texas, and this happened to my little sister when she was a baby. She has super long eyelashes and irises so dark you can barely see her pupils. Old folks at the Mexican restaurant we'd go to would always want to touch her eyes.

    Labellesouris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, in Texas, if this happens you thank your lucky stars because these little old ladies know their stuff! Everyone listens to Abuela!

    purple zebra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would she have never seen anything like them? Hispanic families can have children with blue eyes, green eyes, hazel and brown.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she means she's never seen any as pretty as his

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    Patti Vance
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are a lot of superstitions some latin communities. such as the one time i had someone compliment me on my eyes and start to walk away when her companion told her that she had to touch my eyes or they would become 'sick'. apparently, the compliment was some kind of invitation for bad juju if not 'blessed' by the putting on of hands. go figure.

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    #3

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got A random woman outside a café beside a train station, as I get chased by a wasp: "You smell very sweet and spicy, that's why he's chasing you. Its very nice!" Thank you random lady, 2 years later and I'll never forget.

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    Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an unusual compliment!

    chrissy goodman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im allergic to vees, wasps etc and everyone always says they like me bc im so sweet. i say its cuz they kno and r out to get me lol

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not allergic to bees or wasps, but I do have to be careful of what perfumes, lotions, or even deodorants that I use. Certain scents will attract them!

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how to take this one. Thank you, I guess

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was tryna get them digits playa

    Joy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's lovely. Wasp or not that would have made my day!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A factual and interesting compliment. Yes, wasps are rely on olfactory cues for locating food sources, and certain scents can really p*ss them off.

    Rebecca Trinkner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL picturing this in my head is hilarious.

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    #4

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got Me : Pulls down mask to drink water Girl I work with : “You know most people take there mask down and they look worse you look good though” Me : puzzled look on my face Thank you Girl : Don’t worry I like girls

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people DO look worse when they take their mask down, HAHAHA

    Katie Trondsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like 95% of society is undatable lol

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm purely undatable because i'll bore you to death with aliens.

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    anaona
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Don't worry, I don't date people who can't spell *their*.

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told me the same thing. One of the rare times I was speechless

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    #5

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got I went to Mexico with a buddy about 10 years ago and we were drinking with a bunch of people. Well another group of people were standing near us and kept looking over and whispering to eachother, staring at us until finally a few of them approached us. The one guy looks at me and says "are your calves real?" I was like ughhhhh yeah.. they're real, he turns to his friends and yells "they're real!" They all proceed to walk over and talk to us. A group of maybe 10 people complimented me on my calves, it was very weird.

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    California Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a gym teacher in middle school whose calves looked like steaks. It was the only part of him that was in shape.

    ⭒𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡⭒
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omggg yesss! We have this coach exactly like that at my school lmao. Coach Riddle, he reminds me of humpty dumpty

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    A Head
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently reconnected with an old girlfriend from high school (just to catch up) and she said one of the things that had attracted her to me was my calves. I was a pretty serious runner at the time, so I guess they were well defined, but I never realized that was a thing outside of some medieval romance novel. "he had very well-turned calves..."

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calves mattered when breeches ended at the knee

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    Laura Drumm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a doctor that was so fascinated by my calves he'd have me walk across the floor and call others in to look at them

    chrissy goodman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a random person come up to me during a track meet after i did the long jump and say "do u have springs in ur long legs because that was an impressive jump." a grown man should never say that to a high school girl. i just said thanks and jogged quickly back to my friends. i later found out he was a college scout and was impressed by my long jump distance and my short distance running times but still thats not how u compliment a high school girl family or friends ok but a random grown man u dont kno no. i ended up meeting another scout and went to their college but ill never forget how weird that compliment was

    Anita Marx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a native speaker. Can you explain to me, what-calve- means?

    MarleypanDA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is the section of the leg shown in the picture, the muscle below the knee

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, a pair of well-defined calves is totally sexy! Those on the pic are okay, but I've seen prettier ones.

    Daria Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like my bf's calves, and often tell him they are a work of art 😊

    DanieLegz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got complimented on my calves, it made me so happy as then I knew my time spent on the farm was worth it!

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY'RE THE HARDEST PLACE TO ADD MASS!

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    #6

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got "your mind is like a kaleidoscope"

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    Luka Verheijen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in, it makes other people feel like they're trippimg balls?

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your typo almost has me in tears... Please don't change it . it works too well

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's a compliment...

    Rhea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Constantly repeating itself and going in unending circles?

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a power line in some book, poem, or song.

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Violets and purples, diamonds and circles... 🎶

    Joy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi-faceted and bright? 😊

    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's NOT a compliment! Unless you're seeing things through my ears, of course.

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    #7

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got I was told by a random lady walking past me in the mall that I had a really large, bright aura. I looked at her kinda confused and she just said she was gifted that way and to have a nice day and kept walking…

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    Lauren Reder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told once my aura was solid black with skull designs, is that an issue?

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you occasionally hear enrapturing organ music from your stomach? Then you have a gothic aura.

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    SweetCee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nun who claimed to have that same power once told me that I have a gold lamé aura. I've never been happier.

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually happened to me once at a Barnes and Noble. A woman told me that she loved my aura.

    Laugh or not
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me when I was going to the market. It is weird, because I thought she would follow with 'something something money', but she just left.

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    Elizabeth Tunney
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dabbler in paranormal/auras and spiritual here. A bright and large aura is an extremely good thing, because a “bright aura” means “you have beautiful energy” and a large aura means that you radiate that energy to other people. And so... I would say that she said “ You have beautiful energy that you spread to others” :)

    Billie Templeton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I find someone who can honestly tell me about my aura.... I find that cool

    Keerthi Vardhan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens..some people do have gift to be able to see healthy and bright auras. It's just like a natural complement in lines with "You look beautiful today"

    CincyReds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, I love this one. I was told I had sad aura once, my financee had just passed away.

    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've had to dunk into a restroom in order to cackle without hurting her feelings.

    Barbara Baldwin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel the aura of someone if they get near me..

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    #8

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got From a coworker’s partner (a Japanese woman, speaking English): “You have a big eyelash. I am jealousy!” As a man, I don’t get a lot of eyelash compliments. Edit: This has been an eye-opener (pun intended). It’s also been cool to learn what is marking the lenses of my specs

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate it that men often have way more beautiful eyelashes than me :( i always tell the guys, tho

    StormWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr?? I mean, I have to apply mascara with a trowel if I even want a hint of long lashes. Meanwhile my husband's eyelashes practically rest on his cheekbones when he blinks. Lucky so-'n-so

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    Steve Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not a good looking dude & throughout my life women have occasionally replied that my double-rowed eyelashes are wasted on me.

    Dilly Millandry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealousy. Sometimes probably a back-handed compliment. Bet they make your eyes look lovely.

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    Chewie Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been complemented on my eyelashes, always from women and it's very nice to hear.

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, most of us Asian women have very thin /short eyelashes, while my husbands is nice and long/thick, looks like he used an eyelash curler, yes I’m jealousy too

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. When I wear make-up, women here in Korea sometimes ask me whether my eyelashes are real or just mascara and they don't miss out on showering me with compliments when I tell them the truth (which is, just mascara). My husband (also Korean) finds them unusual. Anyway. Long or short eyelashes, make-up or full natural, I find you Asian women to be incredibly beautiful. Or adorably cute, depends from person to person. ^^

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    Lovin' Life
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to have long lashes instead of these stubs I have. Very nice compliment

    Klas Klättermus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been complimented multiple times on my long eyeslashes by women that say they are jealous. I don't know how to feel about that. It feels like they say I have beautiful eyes like a woman or something. Feels a bit weird and I wonder if people think I use mascara or something

    Pedro William
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live part time in Southeast Asia and that is the most compliment I received. PWT

    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're fortunate. Beautiful lashes are extremely attractive.

    May Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men and boys often have thick, long eyelashes. I am jealousy, too.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother! Beautiful blue eyes (mine are hazel green, so no jealousy) but his lashes! Little s**t.

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    #9

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got “I like your little hat” - a girl working the Whole Foods Checkout. I was having a socially awkward day and she was a bit awkward too. I think she found something endearing in how I was being and felt compelled to say something nice to me. It was just a basic wool hat/beanie for winter, not even that little. I still appreciated it and she was kinda cute.

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    Mike Loux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I compliment people on their clothing all the time, especially if it looks fun (wild pattern, funky design, whimsical, goofy, etc).

    Calypso poet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to do that to because it feels amazing when someone does it to me! I was walking into the grocery store and a young woman told me she loved my dress. I said thank you but then I was puzzled. She was using a cane for the blind and had on super thick glasses. Then it hit me, she wasn't completely blind and my ivory sundress with bright orange and yellow sunflowers the size of small dinner plates and was probably easier for her to see!

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? Then what? When socially awkward people meet their own kind, shouldn't you have exchanged numbers or something?

    Jaybird3939
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see something cute/different on someone, I try to compliment them. It takes courage to be different these days, people should be admired for it.

    Karen Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture is from Kelowna BC, Canada. I recognize the background and the name of the scooter company on the scooter.

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda cute? what did she have a big ass?

    Pat Bond
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "socially awkward day"? is that code for hungover, still half asleep or just one step away from "falling down"

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    #10

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got That I looked like I belonged on a shortbread tin.

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that was a compliment, isn't it normally a terrier on the front of a shortbread tin?

    Joy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're as pretty as a picture.

    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, you belong in an airless tin?

    #11

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got A girl in high school told me I have really pretty knees.

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    Pommpeii
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man that's a great complimenr

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because lots of knees are oddly shaped, yours must’ve been nicely shaped for him to say that

    barryc261
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thought he was the bees knees.

    GlassHalfWay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told, and still am, that I have knobby knees :(

    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run with that. Most people have knobby knees - even some of the "beautiful" ones.

    Queen Jackson.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black girls with alligator knees wya?

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    #12

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got My wife- "You have a nice shaped skull"

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, i admire people who have lovely shaped heads. Mine has corners.

    DuchessDegu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you mean, I was thinking of cut my hair really short but I'd look like something escaped from Minecraft

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    A Head
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking of shaving my head as a show of support when my wife lost her hair during chemo, but then I felt my head. It's a weird, lumpy thing. My wife agreed.

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, on top of my head if you feel it side to side there’s a slight grove, my husband sometimes calls me ET head

    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if I shaved my beard and my hair... My head looks like a grape.

    KellyO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoot, i'd take that. mine looks like a basketball that had lost some air...

    Fearhunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hair cutter said to me that I have a pretty skull and I would look great if I were bold

    Efia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mum said that to me, while shaving my head and that I have a perfect shaped head for that :D for me, a person with really low self-esteem it was one of the nicest compliments I've ever heard

    StormWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I received this compliment too, at just the right time: after surgery and a medically induced coma, I contracted alopecia for over a year. Thank gawd my naked skull wasn't all bumpy n weird lol

    LH25
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that when I had to shave my head from Chemo. The hairdresser exclaimed "Oh, have a nice shaped head". Um, thanks?

    Eugen Bumble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hairdresser once told me that I have the perfect skull shape. I was a little puzzled, but still nice)

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    #13

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got While doing CPR on an inmate, a nurse showed up to relieve me and before doing so said, “ you look like you’re good with your hands. How else do you use them?”

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more of a come-on than a compliment.

    alwaysMispelled
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems... untrue. No one is going to hit on someone else during a f*****g code blue.

    Frankie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the roles were reversed people would not find this funny or cute so imma go with nah

    Annamagelic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, wildly inappropriate time for a pick up line. I have my doubts about this story.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they had sex in the doctor's break room! Was this on grey's anatomy?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah you see the grey woke up and sued the hospital so they had to demolish it and replace it with a panera bread

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    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've busted out some shadow puppets

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I would be wary of someone hitting on me in the middle of trying to save someone's life.

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, TIMING. Did they resuscitate them? I feel like the end to this would impact this compliment greatly 😂

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    #14

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got My first child had been born a few weeks ago. I came back to work and one of the bosses said, "Oh, congratulations on your....on your news...yeah...good luck with that.":

    klt2 , Amy the Nurse Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you caught him off guard as he didn’t remember why you were gone

    Anapv
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a strange and weird thing to say as a congratulation form...

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Willing to bet he’s been told never to complement a woman on her pregnancy unless he has heard directly from her that she is, indeed, pregnant. Plus hearing that asking or discussing pregnancy with a job candidate or subordinate might be construed as discriminatory. He got stuck when those thoughts suddenly came to mind in the middle of his sentence. He undoubtedly walked away kicking himself for sounding like a fool.

    Anne Miettinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She went back to work after just few weeks from having a baby?! That is so sad... :(

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like he wanted to congratulate her on her new son or daughter but realized midsentense that he didn't know the gender and thinking he should know this he paniced and weired out. If he had not paniced he would probably just have said child but it was not what he intended initially and didn't find the word in that microsecond of panic and reaching for the word/a way out. Probably the funniest and most memorable congratulation they got :D

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's not a fan of kids, it would seem.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, some of us aren't. I received a ton of s**t when my relative who didn't want to know the sex of their baby until delivery posted the very early sonogram on Facebook. Everyone was saying things like hope it's a girl, boy etc..and I said I hope it's a puppy! Oops. Hey, at least I didn't mistake it for lasagna!

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me congratulating someone on giving birth, honestly.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Someone told me once that they were expecting twins and I came out with 'oh wow' instead of congratulations because what went through my head was 'how terrifying'! Not anti child, just know how tough one at a time is!

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    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When u have only read the subject of the email chain but still wanna appear to have read them all

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chinese farmers story. Covering the bases, nice

    Stephanie Raymond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, having kids is a bad choice, good luck. She'll need it.

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    #15

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got I was at a pool party in college and I saw two girls that looked like they were talking about me. I asked if I could help them in a flirty way and they straight up said “we just wanted to say you have really nice nipples”…I’m a guy Sadly I didn’t get either of their numbers but at least now I know that I have nice nipples.

    tydro92 , Brian Evans Report

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Glad you like them. Conveniently, I have one for each of you. Two nipples, no waiting!"

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed! Here's an upvote to bring you to zero!

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    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, there are guys whose nipples look like raisins. Pretty male nipples are a lovely sight and there is no problem with that.

    Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because differences between the sexes is far less than society would have us believe.

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    Steve Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re supposed to say ”I’ll bet you do, too. But of course I’d have to see ‘em first to say for sure”.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice nipples? They were either making fun of you or are weird. The fact you didn't get laid was they weren't telling you the truth

    Tara Leigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a person of the gender you are into romantically compliments you and you are single…ffs…get their contact information. Some people out there all playing hard to get that should not be.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone tells you this. Offer them to suck them.

    Efia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the small things..

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a patriot the board Panda and the lord of the nice nipple people WELCOME

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    #16

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got ‘Despite what everyone says about you, I still think you’re quite fun’

    Guava_ , Paula Satijn Report

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could almost be considered a backhanded compliment. People say I’m NOT fun? Whaaa?!!

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people think that you are dull and lifeless, but I don’t.

    Viv Justviv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's quite the backhanded compliment!

    TheAnimalLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that called "negging"? Being negative to someone so they'll try to "do better" for you.

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like one of those, “most fat girls look weird in crop tops but you look stunning” kinda compliments where it’s meant to make you dependent on their approval so they can take advantage of you while simultaneously upping their ego by highlighting and/or creating an insecurity hidden under a seemingly lovely but actually a deceivingly flattering comment? Dickhead.

    Katie Trondsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite backhanded, I think it was meant as an insult

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    #17

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got "your eyes are so beautiful! I just want to scoop them out and replace them with my own" I wear sunglasses everywhere now 😑

    chocfrogaddict , Marian Ladiona Report

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They're very good on toast!"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have run. Very fast. Very far.

    Anna Bender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy once told me I had the kind of eyes that could get a man in trouble.

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    #18

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got “Your ears look like tortellini … delicious”

    girlwiththesith , fugzu Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they invite you for dinner DON'T GO

    Indy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young I told my dad he has ears like Spock. He got embarrassed. I thought it was a compliment.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeuwww. I hate just the thought of someone licking my ears! I dated a guy in high school who thought sticking his tongue in my ear would 'turn me on', and it was just gross & slobbery. We only went out 2 or 3 times, I just couldn't take it.

    Kyan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great now imma think f ears each time i eat my favorite thing

    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orecchiette might have been a nicer compliment though, I suppose, much might depend on the size of your lugs.

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... wonder if this person would find the cauliflower ears of rugby players tasty?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pick up line I'd like to forget ever existed.

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    #19

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got You smell organic.

    iamprettykitty , Dave Crosby Report

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one smell organic? No artificial feelings?

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You smell organic = you stink of sweat

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of how my cats smell when they come in from the garden - I cannot define it, it just smells like ...nature? Very fresh and clean, I would love to smell like that!

    Efia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good description. I loved it to stick my nose deep into the fluff of my cat, especially when she was outside before.

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    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess sometimes ppl, shower themselves in strong cologne/perfume, that all we can smell is more the chemicals/ alcohol

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough when I think organic, I think Horse/Cow poop lol

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks, I decided to skip the pesticide deodorant today."

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My take is a good fresh smell. Not artificial like cologne or perfumes. I believe it was a compliment.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I'm human & therefore "organic" by definition. Did you mean "natural"?

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    #20

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got My eyes were brown like a really nice table

    Editor-In-Queef , Piqsels Report

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, wooden furniture is often beautiful.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good one. I have brown eyes, and people usually tell me it means I'm full of s**t. I mean, they're not wrong...

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spouse has brown eyes, while mine are blue. Whenever we disagree, I point out the empirical physical evidence proving that I am the correct one. ;)

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but why is the lamp wonky! that's terrible, please make it stand upright!

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (And C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drake and Josh episode: "Your eyes are like two beautiful pools of... mud."

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S/he couldn't find the word mahogany or thought walnut would be insulting, perhaps?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Versus that particle board table most people have now a days.

    Kyan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best table is wood brown table

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    #21

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got I was late for school and decided not to shower so i could catch my bus in time. I arrive to school say hello to a girl I barely knew, she comes up to me smells my sweaty shirt and says "Dammn you smell really good". Yeah that was a creepy way to start the day.

    hardsleaz , Joel Report

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I know from the internet, some people have a alarming interest in smells like this

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pheromones - musk, if you will. We're out here wearing smartwatches and having college degrees but deep down we're still animals haha.

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    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some people have a lovely natural scent- musky but not stinky. Others, not so much

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was your pheremones. Who needs Axe body spray?

    JesT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched a documentary on smells and they tested females smelling male sweat. The scientists found that if a female found the smell of a particular male sweat pleasant, if those two were to pair the offspring will be genetically robust.

    Kate Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiance smells amazing. Its weird to say his natural smell smells good but it does! And it doesn't matter if he's been sweating all day or not. The man never smells bad! And I'm not one to be keen on ppls smell.... But when I snuggle him at night it makes me feel good to smell him. So so odd.

    Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it is, sounds to me like you found a good match!

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    Efia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as I can remember I love the smell of my mums hands. They're smelling like soap all the time, also without being washed. They smell like home to me

    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was attracted to your pheromones. Take it as a compliment.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pheromones, my friend, pheromones ...the cause of good, and bad, relationship decisions

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    #22

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got A drunk old sailor once told me the shape of the top of my upper lip was very nice. Very specific and very odd. He was nice though, gave me some (unsolicited but true) life advice as well.

    thelesserbabka_ , Nimfolb Report

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    important note he was drunk

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you heed any warnings he gave? If you didn't, well...

    #23

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got "I like how you look at me, like you are going to kill me" - my gf at the time. In her defence my resting face does look kinda mean lol

    wuxy95 , Rich Moore Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She likes the fact you look like you're about to murder her .... let's just digest that a moment, shall we?

    California Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fair amount of women have a bit of an intensity kink. Speaking both as one, and the friend of those with one.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought "Choke me, daddy" was odd.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: This is the author reminiscing… on death row… before being executed… for murdering 42 people. :0

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband drives he looks like he is angry. Much worse than this guy. I have had him drive behind me many times, we drove part of the same routes home from work, and he looks like he wants to run you off the road! He's not angry, just has resting a$$hole face I guess! 😂

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad thing to have, considering how many drivers behave!

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    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My resting face looks like I'm really annoyed and I want you to shut up. XD

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, one of my pals always says that's how her girlfriend looks at her, she finds it really hot haha

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean like you aren"t going to kill me?

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    #24

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got that I looked Pre-Raphaelite

    ChocolatteSpitt , Meredith Leigh Collins Report

    Steph Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, now that's a compliment I'd love to hear

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told a colleague that. She bleaches and straightens her hair, she's pretty enough, but she showed me a photo of her with natural hair, gorgeous light auburn waves. I told het she looked like a pre Raphaelite maiden.

    Alice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not exactly the same as Pre-Raphaelite but it made me think of this : A family friend once told me when I was 14 that I looked like the Madonna, he wanted to take pictures of me with the veil and everything (it was not creepy though, my mom was there and he was italian and really liked the Madonna). Also once in a bar a drunk old lady compared me to Mona Lisa, she was very thorough in why she thought that.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmh, greetings from a Rubens-like woman 😂

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law once said I had "good birthing hips". I like your compliment better.

    Teresa Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum used to say I had ' meaty arms' and my father in law once likened me to a pig he used to have. I was pregnant at the time! I'm a size 6 and this doesn't do much for your self esteem! 😂

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    Anapv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are central figures in Pre-Raphaelite art, and this has given rise to the concept of a “Pre-Raphaelite Woman.”

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend with gorgeous long red hair used to get this a lot. It’s a lovely complement I think

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, you look like Christina Hendricks?

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    #25

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got An older woman said I had nice skin (I'm a dude if it matters.) It came across as a "I'd like to wear it," but then later that evening I realized the party I was invited to was actually a sales pitch to join some pyramid scam to sell skin products. So it was less weird in retrospect, but clearly something had gone wrong.

    Boyhowdy107 , adrianbenedictgabriel Report

    Ian Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young sir, would you kindly hand me your skin

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to make it into a suit so I can murder the prime minister and cause WW3 so I can sell the Earth to extraterrestrials :)

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    anaona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It rubs the lotion on its skin...

    L hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you do have nice skin if that is you in the pic.

    thefaithfulspouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Kay. They always say that to everyone.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the lotion in the basket.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found the "horrifying" part was the invitation to a pyramid scam party.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that line while holding a scalpel! Horror movie

    Pamela
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...but clearly something had gone wrong." 😂

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    #26

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got That I’m vertically fat

    MutedHousing , Hana Yamada Report

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence! I'm often told I'm horizontally tall!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😅😅😅😅😅was never considered tall so now I'm gonna say that!!!

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    Mya Lugar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that your little sisters shorts really love your ass.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao, I gotta remember this

    Kyan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol imma use this now

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    #27

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got I once got told "You are not *that* ugly" ... yeah, cheers, did a wonder for my self-esteem. Not.

    SimpaSumpaSampa , kafka4prez Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a weird compliment, that's straight up awful.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have said thanks and you're not that pretty either

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks! And you're not *that* much of an asshole."

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My date told me he liked to date unattractive girls to boost their self esteem.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my high school graduation I had a friend tell me that they'd never seen me with makeup on before so it was weird for them seeing me almost decent to look at. 🤷‍♀️

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. In a perfect world, you'd get to punch someone in the face for that.

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    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Aww, thanks hon. And don't worry, I'm sure you'll eventually find someone who loves a simple-minded guy who always smells like boiled eggs. :)"

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten the old "you're pretty enough to sleep with, but not to date"... needless to say that did NOT help my self esteem.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible thing to say to someone

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother told me once that I was almost pretty.

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    #28

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got someone called me submissive and breedable in a Tesco's

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not completely sure that was a compliment...

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on her preferred relationship dynamics, i guess :)

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    Persephone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they were picking you out to keep in their basement...

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmm..... Be worried about this one

    Frankie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GUYS THIS IS A MEME!!! Hence the weird choice of phrasing lol... still not something I'd say to a stranger tho

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone asking for a good slap

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breedable??? BREEDABLE? WTF??

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is male. I think it is a meme that originated in gay porn.

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    #29

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got “You’ve got so much testosterone I could probably get pregnant sitting next to you.”- random girl back in college.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That probably wasn't a compliment.

    Pa4040
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its actually Folicle Stimulating Hormone and Luteinising Hormone that trigger production of sperm. Too much testosterone can have the reverse effect and prevent healthy sperm being produced, which is why T injections are used as a contraception method. Ima let myself out...

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop! Please stay! That's interesting

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take this as blatantly being hit on.... But if that was me in the moment I would probably just sweat and say something like PORCUPINE!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A compliment AND a d**k-wilter!

    over it already
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's def not how that works.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you sit with your knees together.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come over tonight and we'll try it the old fashion way. How did she know? Did she smell the sperm in your nuts or took some of your blood and tested it?

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was definitely not a compliment, buddy

    Cheryl Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That line is from the movie "Yours, Mine & Ours" with Henry Fonda & Lucille Ball.

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    #30

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got When I was 17 during my first day of work, said by a female coworker: You're so tall and skinny, you'd look great pregnant.

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    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are women who are worried about their pregnant figure, but saying it like this is kind of uncomfortsble

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So weird how if the coworker's gender was swapped the comments would be full of people ranting.

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it is not that weird. I mean in this case it sounds like a woman thinking alot about pregnancy so she probably think about what diffrent women looks like pregnant perhaps to try to figure out what would happen to her own body. But if a man says it, then it sounds like he wants to put the baby there and it is just more inappropriate in a work environment

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    AZ Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was giving blood...the phlebotomist just stood there for awhile...then said in a really low voice...almost dreamily..."You've got beautiful veins."

    Stephanie Raymond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, lets not talk about how the 17 year old would look pregnant

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skinny is NOT a compliment. Skinny is a horrible insult because it means you are wan, fragile, sickly, emaciated,... NOT. A. COMPLIMENT!

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    #31

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got "If I was 20 years younger, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you." I was 12.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a revolting thing to say anyway, but to a kid? Just creepy.

    BetweenTheCracks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that once when I was 19, from a coworker who had to have been in his 60s. I was technically legal, but ewww.

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    smugdruggler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how that short sentence at the end changes everything...

    Lovey Dove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncomfy levels just went through the roof

    Hannah Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone say the same kind of thing to me when I was about 15-16 but he was at least in his 60s I could have been sick and tried to nervously laugh it off but definitely kept away from him after, creeps are everywhere be careful even people who you have known for years xx

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like TFG is at it again!

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    #32

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got You're prettier than your sister, you can come here and tan yourself in my balcony anytime you want. Naked, please. -The a**hole that my big sister used to date and now was trying to hang out with me. Fun fact: he was old enough to be my father, even my Grand father.

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    Sans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took the words out of my jaw-bone

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    Klas Klättermus
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    But she is not hurting anyone and she did break up with him so she did stop. I mean to me it is gross when a young woman is attracted to an old man just as if a young man is attracted to elderly women, but she is free to do so if she please so just try to be more tolerant. Perhaps it's more easy for me to not judge her too harshly since these kinds of girls could benefit me when I get older ;)

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how old is your big sister…59?

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah there.... throw em off the balcony

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't do that in western civilizations/cultures. Although it has become quite frequent in Sweden, but not amongst swedes.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me for a moment. *vomits*

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with men like that? Do they actually imagine that a young woman would find that flattering?

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross!!!! Sleazy, creepy pedo

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    #33

    You’re looking slightly more normal today. What does that even mean? Am I not normal on the other days?

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    Ahimsa Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it means. Normal to them, whatever that is... Why do people feel the need to comment on anything they see?

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

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    #34

    “Girl, you have some scary a** cat eyes!” but said it with a smile so I think it was a compliment?

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    #35

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got “You look you’d be fun to take to Colorado” said the man to me, in a gas station. He liked my choice of beer. I’m just broke and PBR isn’t that bad

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... you can buy beer at a gas station? Has anyone ever thought that that encourages drinking and driving?

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the country. I live in the UK and you can definitely buy alcohol at petrol stations - not on motorways/highways though.

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PBR is the s**t.. And now that PBR Extra, boyyyyyyy

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    #36

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got Nice earlobes.

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    Sans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't get that compliment cuz i'm a skeleton

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOOT-DOOT-DOOT-DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT-DOOT-DOOT

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    Caroline Sinclair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was also told by a totally platonic friend that I had nice earlobes. His gf went absolutely crazy with jealousy and gave me the evil eye for weeks: apparently she was really proud of her earlobes. Very strange😒

    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they'd look great on the necklace I'm making :)

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    #37

    I was told that I had a the healthiest a** the person speaking had ever seen on a white woman. And yes, I know what he meant by that. I have a big butt. And he meant it as a compliment.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, basically, "Dayum girl, you thicc"

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an acronym for that.

    Witchling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told that soooo many times. I've had black women stop me and say they wish they had my.... In high school my bf called me bbb. Basketball buns. And my weight doesn't matter. Overweight, average weight, toned or outta shape. It's all about the bass.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that a lot. My BF and I were leaving a restaurant/bar and as I walked by a table with two Black men one said "Wow, you look like JLo!" while staring at my rear! This was around her time with Diddy and my time as a size 5! A looooong time ago😂

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    #38

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got You look like one of them creepy victorian dolls

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    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that was a compliment... unless they really like creepy dolls

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are fetishes, and there are FETISHES, if you know what I mean.

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    olx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would die (in a good way) if someone said that to me

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    #39

    An ex once picked up my hand and told me I had “feminine, delicate wrists” Also “you’re so… unique looking!” multiple times during my life. I am a white brunette lady, I am not unique looking, just not conventionally attractive.

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    Kyan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people saye i have a feminine looks and i just take it as a compliment that i must be cute or some s**t

    #40

    A customer said I was such a beautiful woman and that every time he saw me he wanted to go home and slap his wife.

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now every time I see you, I want to slap 9-1-1 on my cellphone."

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to go slap him.

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like something from someone's standup routine, but I can't remember whose.

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very similar to some of Jackie gleason's lines in Smokey & the Bandit.

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    Ahimsa Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he meant a sexy slap on the booty? I personally do not enjoy it, but I know of women who do.

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    #41

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got Obligatory not me, but during a high school spring trip to NYC, someone told my classmate (in red top and pants) she looked like a sexy bottle of ketchup. Secondly, while picking up after a city festival around 2 AM a guy came drunk out of a bar and yelled to the group of us "Hey trash girls, you can pick me up." Cheers.

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    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one was funny, the secomd one offensive

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was just because they were cleaning the trash. This wouldn't of been offensive

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    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll pick you up and throw your ass in jail

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    4 years ago

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    #42

    I worked at a restaurant when I was 17 and a man came up to me and asked me if I could talk to this boy he had with him. He told me that the boy thought I was the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen and that I needed to talk to him because he was training for a boxing match and he needed to be free from distractions. In short, his logic was, I needed to go over and talk to the young man so that he wouldn’t be thinking about me during his boxing training. It was very strange.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, because it's a female's job to manage a male's feelings for him...

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people can do anything on their own.

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    arsonistofthemonth jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, kind of genius, and I get tired dad vibes from the guy.

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey id take it as a compliment it means ur so beautiful ull b on his mind even after he leaves and hed regret not meeting u. it was said in a weird way but still id say give the guy a chance (if ur single that is) cuz a man who can recognize beauty but too shy to tell u himself means he has a soft compassionate side which is a great trait to have in a guy.

    #43

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got That I have a very swan-like voice. She didn’t actually know what swans sound like. She was complimenting me on how I said “your coffee will be ready over there” when we were both working at a coffee shop.

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    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just gonna comment that, they either honk like geese or hiss like cats, neither of those sounds are particularly appealing haha

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound that swans make is not very nice...

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I received a weird compliment on my voice, which was very smooth and professional sounding. I worked in a call center and one man said to me, "wow! You give good phone!" Um, thanks?

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    #44

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got “I wish I didn’t have a cold, because I really want to smell you all over!”

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    #45

    30 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Compliments Folks In This Online Group Got In high school, some girls told me I had a cute walk. I had never thought about how I walked before but it really f****d me up for a while-- trying to make I maintained that "cuteness," whatever it was. And realizing that "oh, I could be minding my own business and someone still find me attractive... or unattractive."

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    A Strike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to class: Intro to being a woman 101

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    #46

    The guys I sit with in class called me a dilf once

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    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find such terms alarming, but from someone of the same age, it's just weird

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not necessarily the same age. If they're in college they could have a wide age range

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a compliment to me & my friend group, but we're just weird.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a few questions, but hey to each their own

    Anapv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "d" is for "dad" - instead of the "m" in "milf"

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    #47

    "You're adorable, like someone with Down's Syndrome"

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    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that’s so disrespectful and infantilizing to people with Down’s Syndrome….

    Kyan
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    4 years ago

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    now hold on she could be saying that down syndrome people are beautiful

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    olx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just abelism tbh

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REALLY, JUST NO! HOW EUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL

    Luka Verheijen
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    4 years ago

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    Well, all respect the people with down can get is more luck for tgem