Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Actually accurate! Hahaha this one is the best!

Nah, this sounds better than the actual thing

Drops priceless piece of jewelry into the ocean, then dies.

Don’t forget Amy Farrah-Fowler’s theory! “Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story. If he weren’t in the film, it would turn out exactly the same…the Nazis would still have found the Ark, taken it to the island, opened it up, and all died, just like they did.”

But they do have coconuts.

Probably som immigration laws as well

Groundhog Day!

And that structural flaw finally got exploited.

The Shining! Or my family on holiday

He spared no expense, not realizing that Life will find a way.

i didn't know the Kardashians were Jedi....

Ratatouille!🐀

Boy Scout will not leave depressed widower alone. Runs afoul of an overly ardent bird watcher.

That literally made me go 'aaaaw' out loud. Even in its most boring format it's an incredible story!

Back to the Future.

Very nasty vermin...

Should've taken the blue pill...

Would-be Burglars refuse to admit they’ve been outsmarted by a kid, keep going back for more.

Man insists upon telling strangers his life story, even though they have given no indication they are interested in hearing it.

jurassic park?

And help her overcome a nasty gastroenteral disease.

while serving detention. Breakfast Club!

Soap manufacturer enjoys clubbing

actually, 3 college professors and a doctor become exterminators.

"Just because some watery tart throws you a sword doesn't make you King"

Yippee Ki-yay

Oh boy. I'm old

Indiana Jones?

Better than the one where Leo goes boating

Kids? Buddies.

"The farmer in Space!"

Die Hard

Full marks. That sounds like a real s**tshow

An old Japanese man teaches a boy to wax his car

One of the best movies ever made

“Mr. Hammond, I want to let you know that I won’t be sponsoring your park.”

"Heeeere's Johnny"

I liked both versions, the 1954 movie from Japan and the 1960 Western film.

2001: A Space Odyssey

It really did tie the toom together

...18,000 times in a row.

You've got red on you!

Woman wants to killl her ex-boyfriend

And doesn’t make its scheduled stops.

Blues Brothers

The DeLorean never was popular.

this movie still screws with my head. perfect boring description

The Magnificent Seven/Seven Samurai

That's like 40 different plots and every "good" female superhero

"Run, Forrest, run!"

Interstellar

W***y Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

Harry Potter!

The Martian

Ratatouille

The Big Lebowski?

Shawshank redemption

Godfather

And is unhappy with his lunch order.

Mad Max: Fury Road

2001: A Space Odyssey

Dumb and Dumber

The first one I thought of was Batman Returns, Catwoman's story specifically.

Gremlins

Pretty sure it’s endgame