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I'm, like, totally smarter than you are. [Adjusts glasses; laughs in geek]. My genius IQ is over 9,000, and I play 5D chess in my spare time. Mozart? Bach? Those are for amateurs. Me? I only listen to the music that planets make in our neighboring Andromeda Galaxy (it's 2.537 light-years away from Earth - bet you didn't know that). My favorite book is the Necronomicon. By the time I have breakfast every day, I've already come up with a hundred new fantastic ideas about how to improve the world, and my brain works at a 69.999% (recurring, of course) higher capacity than yours. I would've totally made a better protagonist than Yagami Light in Death Note. You wouldn't ever be able to comprehend my complex thoughts because, like, you're so beneath me, and I'm, like, super awesome. [Adjusts glasses again; uses inhaler]. Plebs.

Don't you just hate it when smart people start bragging about what high IQ they have when they're actually the complete opposite? There are those who think it's OK to be a show-off and an arrogant equus africanus asinus just because they know a bit of obscure trivia or have a niche hobby.

Bored Panda brings you this amazing compilation of the best memes about people with undeserved bragging rights and their sky-high IQ while coming off in the worst way possible. So put your smartass caps on, start scrolling and let us know which of these funny memes you loved best, and why. Upvote and share the smartest (pun not intended) ones!

#1

You Tried, Breana....

You Tried, Breana....

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    I Am More Faster Than Your Calculator

    I Am More Faster Than Your Calculator

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 33 and still use my fingers to count. Some people have dyslexia and other learning difficulties. Numbers get all muddled in my head so I have to use a calculator or my fingers sometimes for the most simple equations.

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    As a general rule of thumb, people tend to vastly overestimate their abilities and believe themselves to be exceptions to rules and tendencies. Right now you’re probably thinking how you’re way smarter than I am, and I’m thinking the exact same thing. We believe we’re special and have far more intricate inner-lives than others. That’s quite normal because we experience life only from our own perspectives, and we’re privy only to our own thoughts. Nonetheless, a shocking 65% of all Americans believe themselves to be of higher-than-average intelligence, according to this study. Wow! That’s a big number!

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    #3

    Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

    Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

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    #4

    Spot The Difference, Neil

    Spot The Difference, Neil

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not about statistics, it's about what's more within our power to prevent.

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    It’s easy to make fun of wannabe geniuses who shoot themselves in the foot with their comments, but real intelligence shouldn’t be made fun of. According to various studies, having a high IQ makes it more likely that you will be successful and rich and will live longer. Now, this doesn’t mean intelligence is the only factor that matters (and far from every scientist agrees with the conclusion about future success), but the importance of IQ shouldn’t be waved away, as though it means nothing.

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    #5

    How Was I Even Supposed To Respond To This?

    How Was I Even Supposed To Respond To This?

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    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaooo these are the most self-absorbed humans in the world... Can't even get over the fact that a lot of people will be smarter than them as they go on in life... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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    #6

    I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

    I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

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    Pamda Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Props to that response. I would have just noted that the only "disgusting" thing was OP's spelling.

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    Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon developed the first IQ (intelligence quotient) test in 1904, after the French government demanded they find a way to differentiate between lazy children and those with mental handicaps. The so-called Simon-Binet test, which was a combination of logical reasoning, finding rhyming words and naming objects, quickly became popular in the West.

    The test was then modified in 1916, and called the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This became the standard IQ test used in the United States. Naturally, the test was revised and tweaked countless times, but it still remains popular to this day.

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    The IQ test didn’t make everyone happy, though. Psychologist David Wechsler thought the Stanford-Binet test was too limited, so in 1955 he created his own intelligence test: the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale or WAIS. In modern times we currently have the fourth incarnation of the test, known as WAIS-IV. Wechsler also made tests specifically for children and preschoolers.

    #7

    What Did You Do Today? 😏😏

    What Did You Do Today? 😏😏

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replicate my own DNA every day. My body is so advanced it is doing it on auto-pilot. Yesss. New cells are formed and my hair grows.

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    #8

    Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal

    Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And two takes muuuuuch less time to write than "is not the same thing as".

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    Who’s the smartest person you know? Are you one of the rare people who don’t necessarily think they’re smarter than average? What do you think about IQ being an important predictor of success? Let us know in the comments!

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    #9

    This Guy Plays Chess

    This Guy Plays Chess

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    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the bishop only moves in diagonals

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    #10

    Smartass Thinks That None Knows What Water Is

    Smartass Thinks That None Knows What Water Is

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    #11

    Wise Man

    Wise Man

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    #12

    How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

    How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these “geniuses” are absolute a******s.

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    #13

    Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins

    Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who honestly cares. Race has nothing to do with intelligence.

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    #14

    Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend

    Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend

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    #15

    Looks Like He Can't Self-Diagnose Narcissism

    Looks Like He Can't Self-Diagnose Narcissism

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    Amber Robinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah doctors and nurses f*cking hate this! People suck...

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    #16

    Insecurity

    Insecurity

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's a very smart move to do two years at a community college and transfer to a four year college for the last two years, at a fraction of the cost than going all four years to a four year college. But OP is still a tool.

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    #17

    God Can’t Help Your Iq

    God Can’t Help Your Iq

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    #18

    Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

    Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn’t make you a thinker, that makes you an insecure person who is unable to show emotion without feeling vulnerable because you’ve built up too much of a wall. (I say this as someone who is all of those things)

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    #19

    A True Ancient Greek Kid

    A True Ancient Greek Kid

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He had a quite complex complex"/"Dear old Oedipus Rex"/ ...

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    #20

    Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition

    Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it how he tries to get people excited about space and what happens in space, and then when people are really excited about something, he's like "lol you're stupid why are you so excited"

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    #21

    I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"

    I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously why can’t you just say “thank you”, is it really that bloody hard.

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    #22

    I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

    I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they knew a lot of Words, they knew the Best Words...

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    #23

    It’s Only 10 Am

    It’s Only 10 Am

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    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to cite books to get your point across is hardly a sign of intelligence.

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    #24

    When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

    When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward moment when someone mistakes basic education with expertise...

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    #25

    The President

    The President

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    Colin Leetham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always remember when he stood before the United Nations, announcing that he had accomplished so much... and they laughed at him. Remember when we had presidents who could use complete sentences?

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    #26

    Dry Wit

    Dry Wit

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    #27

    Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match

    Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match

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    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like when people use the fact they earn a lot of money to argue they are superior. For me if you use this kind of argument you're just making the opposite point. Money doesn't make you a better or smarter person.

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    #28

    You Peasants

    You Peasants

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    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love being peasant, nature and work is great for physical and mental health :D

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    #29

    An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

    An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

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    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally the most intelligent person in the world isn't smart enough for this guy. I bet he's done some great things.

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    #30

    No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

    No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first I thought he was talking about the show Big Bang lol

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    #31

    130iq Are Laughing Stock

    130iq Are Laughing Stock

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even 1 or 2 people in his "circle" sounds too much. I can't believe there's actually that many people who can tolerate him.

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    #32

    He/She Thinks They’re Very Smart

    He/She Thinks They’re Very Smart

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I jumped off your ego and landed on your IQ I'd die quicker than you could fail a maths exam.

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    #33

    I'm A Software Engineer And Someone Decided To Be A Smart Ass On Bumble

    I'm A Software Engineer And Someone Decided To Be A Smart Ass On Bumble

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    #34

    Better Watch Out Or He’ll Catch Your Brainwaves!

    Better Watch Out Or He’ll Catch Your Brainwaves!

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reading your mind. You are... an idiot.

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    #35

    What Is Wrong With Him?!

    What Is Wrong With Him?!

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    Stevie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like 9 minutes and 50 seconds too long.

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    #36

    The Scariest Part? This Isn’t Even My Final Form!

    The Scariest Part? This Isn’t Even My Final Form!

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    Laana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you grow older you’ll realize how stupid you were. Not making fun,but it is incredible how your perspective changes with years.

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    #37

    I Want To Delete His Account

    I Want To Delete His Account

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    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elvis Presley, Colonel Sanders, Uncle Sam. I know only three. Oh no wait, Jack Nicholson and Bill Pullman (seen them in Mars Attacks and Independence Day). That's five.

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    #38

    Ironically, I Had The Opposite Impression

    Ironically, I Had The Opposite Impression

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could also be that he doesn't understand sarcasm.

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    #39

    “I Discriminate Heavily Against People With Low Iqs”

    “I Discriminate Heavily Against People With Low Iqs”

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which kind of IQ test, though? There's a different IQ test for each specific need. And according to some theories, we have multiple intelligences, so should I take a test for each?

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    #40

    Math Is His Porn

    Math Is His Porn

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at 10:30: *sees bored panda* "Wait, what? A new post? Damn it, now I have to read it." #boredpandaismycurse

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    #41

    You Probably Can't Keep Up

    You Probably Can't Keep Up

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    #43

    And They All Clapped

    And They All Clapped

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    Stevie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you can't name the title, I am pretty sure everyone knows that melody...

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    #44

    He Was Ten And Realized This, How Could You Not?!

    He Was Ten And Realized This, How Could You Not?!

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    #45

    My Girlfriend's Old Coworker Routinely Posts Stuff Like This

    My Girlfriend's Old Coworker Routinely Posts Stuff Like This

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    #46

    Better Than Americans

    Better Than Americans

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just really, really sad. As an Australian, this kind of view is what most of the population have. That and people think that all Americans are annoyingly patriotic, obese and think they're superior. From what I've seen and experienced from people in the US, that could not be farther from the truth.

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    #47

    Found On Twitter This Morning

    Found On Twitter This Morning

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    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want a cookie? Wait better yet picture the atomic structures as you sit alone in your apt talking top yourself about your great content no one cares about.

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    #48

    Hah, Look At These Fools, Liking Sports.

    Hah, Look At These Fools, Liking Sports.

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    Stevie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure he just didn't want to talk to you while watching soccer or - you know - in general

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    #49

    The Para-What To The What?

    The Para-What To The What?

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    #50

    *takes One Psychology Class In High School*

    *takes One Psychology Class In High School*

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need psychology, just use a bit empathy

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    #51

    The Original Commenter's Response Is Priceless

    The Original Commenter's Response Is Priceless

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vivaldi wasn't a compositor, he was a composer, and also a dude.

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    #52

    An Actual Bio I Saw On Tinder. You Can't Make This Shit Up. He Superliked Me Too

    An Actual Bio I Saw On Tinder. You Can't Make This Shit Up. He Superliked Me Too

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with all of these supposed intelectual accomplishments he can't bother to use capitalization?

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    #53

    All Because A Deodorant Advert Used The Word "Bae"...

    All Because A Deodorant Advert Used The Word "Bae"...

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who majored linguistics, I can tell this person is just so wrong on so many levels. They're just regurgitating linguistic terms that they clearly don't understand and hope that they sound intellectual that way.

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    #54

    Found This Fella On A Post About Tupac

    Found This Fella On A Post About Tupac

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's got a point. Today's "pop" music is moronic.

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    #55

    Such A High Iq

    Such A High Iq

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also IQ measures only one type of intelligence. Some of these supposedly intelligent people have absolutely no emotional intelligence and people skills

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    #56

    Doe, A Deer, A Female Deer!

    Doe, A Deer, A Female Deer!

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's Ray, our drop of golden sun.

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    #57

    Having A Job Is Super Tough When You're As Smart As I Am

    Having A Job Is Super Tough When You're As Smart As I Am

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one because he does not think he is almighty. He says he can be dumb. I think its ok for him to be proud of his "computer brain"

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    #58

    A Man Struggles To Date Because Of His ‘Disability’

    A Man Struggles To Date Because Of His ‘Disability’

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    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's not your IQ but your EQ that disconnect you from so many people.

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    #59

    My Friend Testing His Intelligence

    My Friend Testing His Intelligence

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't recall ever needing to know the square root of 3 off the top of my head.

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    #60

    This Guy’s So Woke That He’s On A Comment Section Talking Shit About Memes

    This Guy’s So Woke That He’s On A Comment Section Talking Shit About Memes

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    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meme is the only thing that will ever be beneath him, if you know what I mean.

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    #61

    This Is A Girl On My Friends Discord Server, She Genuinely Thinks She’s The Smartest Person On Earth, Despite Not Being Able To Pass English

    This Is A Girl On My Friends Discord Server, She Genuinely Thinks She’s The Smartest Person On Earth, Despite Not Being Able To Pass English

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really should worry... that's all I can make out of that.

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    #62

    Get On My Level

    Get On My Level

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    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he got on that guy's level he wouldn't have a wife.....

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    #63

    I Never Thought I’d Actually Find One Myself

    I Never Thought I’d Actually Find One Myself

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the one in black, but whats about the other two? What did actually happen? Is this an insider?

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    #64

    See The First Law Of Thermodynamics, Dumbass

    See The First Law Of Thermodynamics, Dumbass

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    CP
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben Shapiro ladies and gentlemen. If you know him this is not surprising.

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    #65

    His Music Taste Is Superior

    His Music Taste Is Superior

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    Erika Drewke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His body is also too complex for normal air and water that all the plebians use

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    #66

    This Was Really Legit The Answer He Gave, I Was There

    This Was Really Legit The Answer He Gave, I Was There

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    #67

    Teenage Me Had A Very Smart Brian

    Teenage Me Had A Very Smart Brian

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    #68

    Intellectual Made Cringe By A Reference He Doesn't Get, But He "Probably Wouldn't Understand"

    Intellectual Made Cringe By A Reference He Doesn't Get, But He "Probably Wouldn't Understand"

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I understand it, the original statement "All dogs are in the top 1% of goodest boys" is funny BECAUSE it's mathematically impossible - and the last person doesn't get that that's the reason it's getting quoted and re-quoted in the first place. He's "cringing" and saying "you probably wouldn't understand" when the impossibility is the sole reason that joke is perpetuated. and talked about in this conservation. He thinks he's superior when he's just lacking mathematic humor.

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    #69

    Fully Grown Man Shows Up 5 Year Olds By Playing The Piano

    Fully Grown Man Shows Up 5 Year Olds By Playing The Piano

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously a man that shouldn't be around 5-year olds.

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    #70

    My Major Is Superior

    My Major Is Superior

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got a point about quiet study places, though.

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    #71

    This Kid I Went To High School With

    This Kid I Went To High School With

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    #72

    Just Try Me, Any Topic

    Just Try Me, Any Topic

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    #73

    Y’all Ever Read Something So Untrue That You Wished It Had Never Been Thought Up?

    Y’all Ever Read Something So Untrue That You Wished It Had Never Been Thought Up?

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *had a kindergarten level of stupidity at college

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using your crayons to draw all over college textbooks does not qualify as reading, dear.

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, "college reading level" means nothing. Most kids have a "college reading level" by age 7 or 8. You're not special.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually..I wouldn't be surprised. My former boss has twin boys. She taught them to read by age 2 1/2. When I met them at age 4, they were reading Harry Potter novels on their own and I was able to have in depth conversations with them about the plots. They were very intelligent kids because their mother took the time to teach them early on. They were also hyperactive and into everything. Their mother recently put them in public school (homeschooled until then.) She pulled them back out when she found out that the material they were going over is what the boys had already learned years earlier. She asked the school district if they could test and possibly skip grades and they said "no." So now they're being homeschooled again. I think they're better in mom's hands.

    Ava Ford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude so did I so that doesn't mean you're smart. Ps. Schools don't tell it right so you only had a middle school reading level.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if he said something like 2nd grade reading level, i could understand because i had 6th grade reading level in 3rd. but saying that is just crazy

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    #74

    Watch Out, Mozart

    Watch Out, Mozart

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    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for it! Mozart wrote concertos tho

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    #75

    Bazinga!

    Bazinga!

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the Big Bang Theory because it's a bad show, not because I don't understand it

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    #76

    Tall Tales From A Genius

    Tall Tales From A Genius

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    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure everything she asked and said was condescending and sarcastic. You're just too dumb to have caught it.

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    #77

    With Great Knowledge Comes Even Greater Responsibility

    With Great Knowledge Comes Even Greater Responsibility

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    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably can't work an oven to save their life.

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    #78

    We Are Not Worthy.

    We Are Not Worthy.

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because obviously only Those Who Study Law are a worthy human companion. Literally all other people are human garbage.

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    #79

    I Am Deeply Humbled By Your Presence

    I Am Deeply Humbled By Your Presence

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor sod, if he can't even enjoy entertainment.

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    #80

    Book? What’s That?

    Book? What’s That?

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    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woulda been perfect if the book had been upside down.

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    #81

    Who Could Possibly Be The 0.000001%?

    Who Could Possibly Be The 0.000001%?

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    Andrew Wildman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought process on clowns like these is thus: those who are in such an intelligent upper crust, aren’t gonna bother to brag on social media. They’re too busy being geniuses. 😜

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    #82

    He Has A Sociology Degree

    He Has A Sociology Degree

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p beer, sad wine & cheap gin cause dark brain matter... solved it for ya.

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    #83

    When You’re A Psych Major....

    When You’re A Psych Major....

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a psych major, then you should know you're being an egotistical jerk and the empathic thing to do is not presume you know what's wrong with someone just by looking at them

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    #84

    Love The Facebook Flex

    Love The Facebook Flex

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    #85

    I Literally Facepalmed

    I Literally Facepalmed

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    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sarcasm is calling person idiot without him getting offended

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    #86

    I Would Defriend This Guy, But He Posts Comedy Like This Often

    I Would Defriend This Guy, But He Posts Comedy Like This Often

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A message like that is almost as bad as an unsolicited d**k pic

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    #87

    #womeninstem #girlboss

    #womeninstem #girlboss

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the tweet thread had the context that the random dude had been belittling her up to that point.

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