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The term 'fake news' has been everywhere - especially on, well, the news. While platforms like Facebook are being forced to take steps to prevent the spread of false information, this does not prevent lazy people from being tricked by satire organizations like 'The Onion.'

'The Onion' is a satirical 'media outlet' that was created by Scott Dikkers in the late 1980s. In a speech at Marquette University in his home state of Wisconsin, Dikkers clarified that satire articles and fake news are completely different. "It's satire. It's totally different from fake news, and it bothers me when those fake news organizations are basically out there printing lies or propaganda label themselves satire." Fake or not the following list of people who allowed themselves to be misinformed by 'The Onion' shows just how little research people do when it comes to their news sources. "If 'The Onion' ever wrote a story that fooled people, that was an accident, and that was because they didn't know better," Dikkers said. Scroll down to see the stories that people somehow bought and their funny comments together. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Analyn Lahr
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need new glasses because when I first saw it, I thought it said "stripped of titties" .

rhyan lumilay
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh my your comment makes me scroll up again to check it.

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Daria B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But even if that were true... It would still require some insane tennis skills....

danielw
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it even against the rules to have two rackets?

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Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people are sheep! you can make them Believe anything!

Ryo Bakura
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Venus plays with a third racquet in her mouth, so why hasn't she been punished, too?

SykesDaMan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a hard time believing THIS! This certainly must be someone trolling or joking and not someone who took this "article" at face value!

Jo Johannsen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would pay to see that...and is it actually prohibited?

Kim Lorton
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She’s not only good she’s fast!

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How does did a small-town satire newspaper grow into an online media presence that caused the lawyer of the U.S president to write an angry letter telling them to remove one of their fake articles? The company was founded by a group of University of Wisconsin students Tim Keck, Christopher Johnson, Scot Dikkers and Peter Haise 1988. "People always ask questions about where the name The Onion came from", said former President Sean Mills in an interview with Wikinews; "and, when I recently asked (co-founder) Tim Keck, who was one of the founders, he told me...literally that his uncle said he should call it The Onion when he saw him and Chris Johnson eating an onion sandwich. They had literally just cut up the onion and put it on bread." 

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    Rob Chapman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I heard about this".....No...no you did not.

    OI Loi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hasn't it been proven that you can put a false memory into someone's mind? Apparently this happened to them

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    Emily Stander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they survived all the narwhals down there... Those things are dangerous

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    positively viscious. Their favorite game is 'skewer the idiot'.

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    Pradeep M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The highlight is " I heard about this". ROFL

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you get extra points if it happens during your performance?

    Amy Pattie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it looks so photoshopped...

    Honey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I HEARD ABOUT THIS!" Common!!

    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they manage to "rescue him" from the icy depths in the end?

    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God, people are stupid.

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okayyyy this one is the best so far! Haha funny!

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    When The Onion was in its early days it was just a popular publication among the universities in the area, primarily made-up of cartoons by Dikkers. They remained a small print publication until 1996 when one of their funny stories titled "Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia" began circulating around the internet but without any attribution. Thus The Onion's official website the onion.com was born (largely so they could get Internet credit for their work).

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting! I'm gonna get rid of my set of The LOTR DVDs!

    Tacitus86
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take this opportunity to upgrade to blu rays.

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    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, that response seems very... satirical to me :)

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movies portray hobbits as these sweet benevolent creatures. But I know from experience that they are vicious little monsters that bite. Only Gollum was portrayed accurately.

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 15 hobbits? No dwarves or elves or orcs?

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that some racist thing? It reeks of discrimination.

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    Godspeed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the autopsy is over, can I get a hobbit foot to use as an ashtray? ......too soon?

    Zenozenobee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, let me hope this person is just a troll....

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one need to go up!

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    In 1996 the owners of the publication got their first taste of celebrity when Janet Jackson threatened them with a lawsuit for an article titled "Dying Boy Gets Wish: To Pork Janet Jackson." This could have been the end for the white lies rag but as we know they have gone on to receive plenty more threats.

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In which states is that allowed!? Just asking...

    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my favourite Onion articles. :D I have shared it many times because it is so funny. :)

    Kim Lorton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure, some teens spend their teen years brain dead....

    Kamryn McNamara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I volunteer my sister as tribute...

    Teresa Wright
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teen daughter fell for this one...had me howling :D

    Jill Pulcifer
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 11 year old actually saw this one, she came upstairs completely outraged, demanding we do something to stop someone from killing the poor girl. On one hand proud that my girl was like "oh heck no... MOOOMMM" but on the other... well, lets just say, when she was 6 I jokingly told her she blew her bottom away after she tooted and she burst into tears.. Seems like not a whole lot has changed.

    Hobbit Girly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was actually a comedy skit. Pretty funny actually.

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is the Subway hoax more disturbing than this one? The whole idea is to be so outlandish people will laugh. I know the terrorist attack is a trigger, but this one should be also for people who don't "get it."

    Debbie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to have the option!

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    The Onion website won its first Webby Award for "humor" in 1999 and in fall of 2000 the company had grown large enough to move its offices from Madison, Wisconsin to the Chelsea neighborhood in Manhattan, NYC. The company has continued to evolve and now is full on production company with video content.

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    Linda Something
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it!! I've always believed that I was a deformed freak!!!

    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "fun" fact: it was believed women were not humans and even Sigmund Freud claimed we had a penis envy

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    Nia Loves Art
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically how the Ancient Greeks viewed women.

    earringnut
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And way too many businesses. See bathtub tray post for one of my many sources.

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    tarebear
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.... I was born without a penis also..... does that mean.....IM A FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Slune
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I feel absolutely like a deformed freak, fibromyalgia hit me in a full blow. Great to have the matching expression for it

    Chris Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A boy without a winkle? God be praised" - that's for any Blackadder fans here.

    Pamela24
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favourite Onion articles. :D

    pseudosapien
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all this time I thought I was the freak with this enormous growth between my legs... Okay, so it's a rather small growth but still...

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they didn't state if the freak had a vagina though!

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    Bored Moogle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "tasteless" refer to the ad or their sandwiches?

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a joke this one is not funny. People lost so much that day. What next? "Jokes" about the Holocaust?

    ChiveChilly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually laughed at this one! This is gold!

    Josie Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see why the onion would get bad rep, the whole point is subway is a heartless company that would gladly capitalise on something so tragic

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very least they could do is make the twins look like twins. Come on Subway!

    Dayyan Perkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love 911, this realy gets to my heart, such an emotional message being sent out. Happy September 11th!

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we need better education and courses in how to think critically.

    Samhhain Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep voting Republican, America, and this is what you get. Education is their lowest priority.

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    Wil Vanderheijden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since a few years primary schools in our country teach "Media Wisdom". Kids learn how to use search engines to find information but also how to check the credibility. Luckily there aren't too much sites in Dutch spreading misinformation or just plain lies. I guess it's much harder for kids in countries where English is spoken. They have to find their information while there are thousands of sites that deliberatly post false information.

    Kryogen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    na, some are using it for a different purpose "stare at the cucumber"

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    Godspeed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why some people should not be allowed to breed.

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Some idiot actually believed this?

    Mae Mosse
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is so much money is wasted on stupid reports, tests etc that needn’t be done every year that it is possible that this could have been done. If you look up random facts on the internet, I mean anything that comes into your head, you’ll probably find that some research has been done on it! Money that could be spent on education, cancer research or any other damn thing that is actually needed!!

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    Nick Sady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Poppins was his accomplice.

    Boudica
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kept the bodies in that magic bag of hers!

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a jolly holiday with you Bert. LIES!

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy should be in jail, right? Oh wait, never mind, there is a statute of limitations!

    Matt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who didn't notice, this is and ACTUAL Onion article and NOT a fake

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be freaky if there is an envelope with his will, to be opened after his death, and that envelope contains conclusive evidence!?

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    Kururi.Orihara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those damn backstabbers....Don't worry! I'll avenge you all!

    fruit_panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH. HAHAHAHA" "OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!"

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all thought the meteor was just watching over them all until it wasn't

    PolarPunk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypothetically what if the dinosaurs had a religion where they worship the comet until it's second coming? "The end is near, repent your sins or we'll all die!"-Pterydactal before the comet hit

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    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually someone known to the victim.

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, some things never change no matter the era! You get betrayed by the ones closest to you! Very sad!

    Emma Utterback
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how those cartoon characters will go back in time to "learn about dinosaurs"? The internet was right. They are all murderers after all.

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were only 200 yards from their front door, as well. Poor bastards. Whoever did this is ironically more cold-blooded than the dinosaurs themselves.

    Godspeed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, dinosaurs were killed by dentists on safari. Sad!

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because the eye of the storm is safer

    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing is that recently something like this happened in Greece. People who were evacuated from a fire, were directed towards a worse one.

    Cute_Angel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It keeps them away from the parts that are going to be affected later..

    Biana Weatherford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the map was upside down. someone folded it wrong.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take people to the eye of the storm and hide in plain sight. The storm would never expect that.

    criminalgirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone take that seriously?

    ChiveChilly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone make a mistake like thinking this was real!

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand up and face the storm like a man!

    Vincent Jay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FEMA became confused, because it was opposite day.

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    Savant
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder why they're snickering...

    Bobbi Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you're not you when you're hungry...

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowhere does it say what to do with the aforementioned urine. Assumptions have been made.....

    Cute_Angel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who would actually do this

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'd be surprise what people do… beware, the video in this page is disgusting but dont have to Watch it… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5848945/Woman-claims-drinking-dogs-URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html

    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also remember that woman. There are also plenty of other people around the world who think that drinking urine or using urine to your skin is healthy and they call it 'urine therapy'. Usually they use their own pee put some people use the pee of the other people or their pets. :D

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    THEPS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love those snickering researchers !

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust researchers who snicker. Cackling or up, or they're a waste of my time.

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    Chancey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me laugh out loud in the doctor's office and people turned around and looked at me!

    M.A.D.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost it when I saw the falling bear on the far right side! XD

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    comboplush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the detail of the one tumbling off the ice berg on the right side.

    THEPS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL the one falling off :)

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One falling off is like "I regret nothing!".

    sanjay ramrakhyani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might happen in next 10 years if we dont kill them all sooner

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me sad even though it's not true.

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's called the arctic circle?

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    Rob Chapman
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    6 years ago

    I often wonder how these people function on a daily basis.

    Viviane Katz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem. The hand drill and the knife are safely out of reach of the kids in the space ship.

    Valerie Lessard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it may not be safe, but it is totally ardorable

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...kinda looks like a Soyuz capsule....

    Xoxo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a chocolate chip cookie at the bottom?

    Emily Stander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, really, you're gonna believe that?

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    OI Loi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't SeaWorld inject their animals with something to make them behave better. Like I said, please correct me if I'm wrong because I heard this information from PETA and you know how they are

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    Rob Chapman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Idiots".... I'm pretty sure that person is describing themselves.

    Paola Martz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining it like a scene from "Moulin rouge" haha

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat your heart out, Dita von Teese!

    not a scene
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *valley girl voice* here i am composing a burlesque *growly voice* OUT IF WHERE THEY REST THEIR NECKS (alternatively: somewhere downtown with a burlesque queen, they even asked my name)

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That costume is ridiculous though. If I were wearing this even as a human I'd mutilate anybody who dare forced it onto me.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr... The Bible teaches Jesus resurrected, actually... And flew away back to his planet. We can be with him only if we pass the test. Then we will be granted a visa to his kingdom.

    Pungent Sauce
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When debunking things as “Completely ridiculous”, I find King James’s Big Book of Fairy Tales to be an -excellent- reference tool....

    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL... yep. :) The Bible is true because the Bible says it's true!

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    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda, get your stuff together. When I post a reply, you add it all through the comments. Then when I delete them, it looks like I've withdrawn a comment!

    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta get past that damn IMMORAL WALL first!

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, yeah, in the mythology, angels AREN'T dead people, despite popular opinion, but they still don't exist just... on principle. It's weird when you have to correct Christians on their own mythology, so at least some of them know it.

    Dora Bedpan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowhere does the Bible say you're allowed to go to the bathroom: I guess we're all born to sin...

    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here in Finland we have one Christian group who think that watching TV and movies is a sin because TV and movies are not mentioned in the Bible. But they still think that smoking tobacco is OK and those people smoke very much because alcohol and other drugs are not allowed for them. :D And they know that tobacco is not mentioned in the Bible.

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    Kirsten Lockwood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what y’all are talking about. When we die, we go to heaven. No test has to be taken, we just go. That’s if your a good person...

    Kylee Alligood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right about no test, but God will judge you based on if you gave your heart to him or not. Good deeds will not save you.

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    Kenny Lawhorn
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    6 years ago

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    Well the comment explains a lot.

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the job requirement? I need to update my CV!

    Nick Sady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People person, outgoing personality, cheery outlook, strong communication skills...

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airline attendants will then inform them that planes sometimes crash.

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a call center and have to make outbound calls...I started laughing mid voicemail..sorry to the customer who had to hear that lol

    Tacitus86
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The image of this poor TSA agent. If that isn't the most FML face I've ever seen, I don't know what is.

    Spinaap
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not paying them happend already ... remember?

    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why almost nobody with a uniform shirt knows that is the WRONG way to carry the pen... Well, it IS the TSA.

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are so right. It should be stuck behind his ear at all times. No exceptions.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give Beijing any ideas... they might just make that a public holiday... XD

    Daniel Tinelli
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say...this one isn't that far off.

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    Lingon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has become? You always have been.

    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one might be fully cognizant that the Onion is a joke site, and simply pointing out that the article is one more sign that the USA has become a joke to the world.

    cybermerlin2000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The response is more accurate than the joke headline

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    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....Well if you can't make it up, you can't make it up.

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I say Impressive! He managed to hold up for 4 years !!! There should definitely exists a Guinness Record for this feat!

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the wide assortment of weapons at our disposal, this guy was an idiot if it really took him four years to off one gorilla. Why one wants to off a gorilla I don't know... but it's not like they've got nukes.

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    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the gorilla at least attend the funeral of his worthy opponent?

    Viviane Katz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did swing by, yes. Oh c**p, am I going to Hell for writing that??

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    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 years--not in constant 1:1 fighting daily. It was more of a neighbor-from-hell situation. They would also lay in hiding and ambush each other. You know, guerrilla warfare.

    rhyan lumilay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorilla Warfare? Love to see a movie about it.

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    criminalgirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are these stupid commentators? Americans?

    Nick Sady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone believe one can engage in combat with a primate for almost half a decade? This is why I hate people. One of the reasons. Many reasons. More now.

    Viviane Katz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did okay spanking the monkey for decades. Then he got ambitious...

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    Martin Pim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike Tyson wants to fight a silver back, could be a good idea

    Neil Bradley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a 4 year planning permission battle over a fence.

    Godspeed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He spanked the Gorilla for four years hey? Amazing.

    Jasmine Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zelda kept up a 100 year old fight with Ganon and you don't see HER making the news, ijs..

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it wasn't a hot iron but tattoo needles. Some horses are into that kind of thing. Read 50 Shades of Neigh.

    John Louis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul K. Johnson's comment on 50 shades of Neigh may be the wittiest comment in the history of Boredpanda

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ferrari logo would have been more fitting

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meta! The iron horse advertising itself with its logo of a horse on the side of a horse!

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People actually did brand their horses back in the wild west. He's not wrong about it being cruel, though!

    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Branding goes on today in Europe: Warmblood breeds brand using a freeze branding technique. Some ranches out west do brand horses, but it's less frequent.

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    Heaven Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a horse......you just put a stencil on them then take a brush and brush downwards. https://www.thesprucepets.com/decorate-a-horse-1886821

    Honesty Olishia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can shave their hair into a pattern. I've seen it done before where instead of just doing a regular saddle clip they do something cool and unique.

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    LOttawa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Ford Mustang, Dodge Colt or Hyundai Pony logo would have been ironic and funny.

    THEPS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they brand cattle ............

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should be branded with "stoopid" on their foreheads.

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    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, deleting your Twitter account will fix the problem.

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg! i'd like to read that article

    Ben Steinberg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it pretty funny that this is the "ugliest" thing they have ever read. Really? All that hate and violence in the world and a comment about masturbation curdles your milk?

    Godspeed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to do it during the car ride.

    Tacitus86
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad idea in all honesty lol

    Nick Sady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puts them straight to sleep.

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty obvious you've never been on a long road trip with hormonal pre teens in the back seat!

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do reprimands ever really work? Disney isn't taking any chances.

    Aramis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even so that thing looks terrifying

    Xoxo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you see the size of those teeth?!?

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but there's only two of them. It was basically a toothless attack.

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    Viviane Katz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chip had become such an a*****e when he let fame get to his head. He bit a little kid for calling him "Dale". Mickey, Dale and Thumper were the only ones who showed up at his burial, and that was just so they could chew on the casket. Otherwise, it would have been a complete waste of a cardboard box.

    comboplush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too late to attempt re-socializing once they tasted blood.

    Daniel Tinelli
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney takes fun and relaxation seriously, and they should.

    cybermerlin2000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alternative is a lot more horrifying

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does hating dumb people who believe this group exists is a requirement enough to be part of the group !? I wanna join!

    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noo, I love that they believe that all faiths can work successfully together for a common aim. That's a lot more optimistic than many people.

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me hope. Tolerance has to start somewhere.

    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gullible. these are the sort of people who should NOT have adult responsibilities

    criminalgirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pray the Lord helps you! Dumbass.

    Zenozenobee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, if any Lord could help us, that would be nice. Those people believing everything they read on Internet are likely to have the right to vote...

    Katinka Min
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seoncd 'Lord, please help us !!!' is killing me... :-D

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal opportunity hatred.....

    Analyn Lahr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A group like that would never get off the ground. All the members would kill each other.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it bad if i feel like this is a great reason to help found (but not join) the group? I mean, the greater good for the greatest number of people.... all that.

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    Barkleaf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at it this way, most of them are going to be killing each other.

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    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have been paid more, there's even a red arrow pointing directly at her, threatening her life!

    Grayson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s the star, and she’s and extra

    Jasmine Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that text imply that she was also getting paid 10 million? The extra? Is that a thing? Coz I can scream SO much louder than her.

    blugeagua
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earringnut, a lot of people like Amy Schumer actually, so what’s the deal?

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago

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    But, this would be pretty sad if it were true

    Honesty Olishia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it wouldn't. She's an extra with no lines. In this case, gender is irrelevant because Pratt is the star of the movie with tons of lines and action sequences, while she is simply a crowd filler.

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    Tacitus86
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    6 years ago

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    Nice burn on the fake gender pay gap narrative.

    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago

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    #MeToo #Molka #ImWithHer #EverydaySexism #ToTheGirls #WhyIStayed #HeForShe #YesAllWomen #BelieveWomen / #BelieveSurvivors #WhyIDidntReport #WomensReality #TimesUp #NoMoore / #NeverMoore / #MeAt14 #IAmANastyWoman #EffYourBeautyStandards #Fem2

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right!? There are more pressing dangers in the world! Duh!

    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year I watched a horror movie on Netflix from 2016 called The Windmill. It was a great terrible movie. Which came first, the onion or the movie?

    Mascha Claessens
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I'm Dutch. Not from Amsterdam. I upvote. It's that simple.

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it could be something life endangering as you could DIE from boredom!

    Grayson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like learning to spell advice

    THEPS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you spell advice ?!?!

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, if you get on a spannish nag, they turn into giants?

    Godspeed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a covert thwart, under the windmills are missile silos.

    Xoxo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it would be stupid to advise, but it does sound like good advice.

    Viviane Katz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband went and he lost a few fingers when he raised his hand too close to the blades. :(

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe she was just a very skillful DIYer, you sick people!

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd pay an hommage too

    Viviane Katz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fond memories all around, I'm sure.

    Amandine Vn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're good at something ...

    cybermerlin2000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She made prosthetic limbs and was exceptionally amazing at hands

    Norman van Druten
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was just a handy person to have around.

    Godspeed
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the sounds of one hand clapping. Divine ecstasy.

    Jasmine Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh-Palmela Handerson!! Even better!! Too bad I can't delete mah first post, now you can see how much of an idiot I am!

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    Savant
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DISCREPANCY DETECTED

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to use Wikipedia as a source on an Onion article. Oh irony

    tarebear
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm REALLY hoping that maybe they were trying to demonstrate the absurd by being absurd but that may be giving too much credit to people....

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    Lars Lasersson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you've got to hand it to this commenter, he/she not only reported their suspicions, but actually made an effort to give others correct info!

    Stannous Flouride
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly Coca-Cola has edited the Wikipedia article.

    Kimberley Stone
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is he used wikipedia to fact-check >.<

    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a sad truth related to this. I have refused to buy cola-cola produts for maybe 6-7 years now. This story is just a drop in the bucket: "Coca-Cola sucking wells dry in indigenous Mexican town - forcing residents to buy bottled water" https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coca-cola-mexico-wells-dry-bottled-water-sucking-san-felipe-ecatepec-chiapas-a7953026.html. Really, there are just too many people -- that's the real problem.

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I had the same thought. Too close to the truth. https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/31/17377964/coca-cola-water-sustainability-recycling-controversy-investigation

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    Alexandra de Kiewit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL we all know Wikipedia is a sure source (sarcasm)

    Broken Bay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who call the Onion out for being fake news are the funniest, because they're smart enough to know that not all news is real, but they're not familiar with satire.

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes sense! The guilty ones don't deserve TLC!

    Todd Chesser
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how this person complains about the police convicting and sentencing... I mean, considering they do neither of those things. Ever.

    Daniel Tinelli
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, if they are innocent at least let them take longer showers, or something. Something to make it worthwhile.

    JerryWayne A
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh...the police DO NOT convict or sentence, you moron.

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, hey, it's not the. Police who do the actual convicting and sentencing. Just, FYI:)

    Hobbit Girly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should they even have a death row in the first place?

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are going to downvote me, but whatever. My personal opinion on capitol punishment is, given that given adequate opportunity to appeal, that there's no reason to believe it was a show-trial, and on the assumption that the individual is being locked away for the rest of their life with no chance of bail or parole or leaving, then that lifetime sentence is the same as a death sentence. (your holding them until they die either way. their life, as it existed prior to the conviction is over.

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    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they had a fair trial. Are you saying they deserve something MORE?

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you like to be a local and not being able to enjoy rides because of too many people !?

    sh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like living in the state of Florida...

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    KCanadian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Iowa State Fair, not the Anyone Can Come Fair.

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds fair (no pun intended). Out-of-staters are hogging the best parking spots and the long lines are just spoiling all the fun. But I hope you have a crew to remove the bodies quickly so the locals aren't tripping over them.

    sh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is being a Floridian at the beach. Hogging on the parking spots, long lines, and all the other fun stuff that comes with flocks of people migrating to your home state.

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    Paige Michel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, it's not like there's anything else to do in Iowa...

    FatBaby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnd you're a great example...

    BRIANNA SHANNON
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they wanted this to be mmore believable make it the texas state fair

    okpkpkp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I happened to be at an Iowa State Fair, I'd surely want someone to shoot me...

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *dresses up as Clown from Slipknot* It works on two levels.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the Minnesota State Fair. We're nice. (read as though that's dripping with sarcasm. Served on a stick.)

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    Uwe Theiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People without brains are a problem in every country.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we should find some island, somewhere, and export all the morons of the world to that island. Unfortunately, the only 'Island' I could think of that'd work, geopolitically is Antarctica, and lets be honest... we don't want to impose our idiots on the penguins.

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! We want more sociopathic black CEOs candidates !!!

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just BLACK sociopaths?! ALL sociopaths matter, Becky! White (collar) Lives Matter!

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    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, and really poor English skills.

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    Barkleaf
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thousands of donkeys rampaged through Iowa later that night. Destroying crops and homes.

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one could sleep with all that braying. Even those who marked their doors had a sleepless night.

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    Randomcthulu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a 10 plagues of Egypt reference

    Reilly Beryll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed...

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    Symbole Simple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she not win in Iowa then!? I doubt Trump supporters went through the hassle!