51 Wildly Random Things People Said Out Of Nowhere, Which Made Everyone Do A Full-Body Double Take

#1

Amazon Customer

An Amazon review for tasteless lube, describing an unhinged experience of pretending to be a slug.

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Sue Denham 10 hours ago

Go, you. If it harms no-one and makes you happy enjoy your slugginess.

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#2

Okay

An image of a quokka, described as the happiest animal that throws its baby at predators, an unhinged claim.

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Just another idiot 9 hours ago

I get it. My kids make me mad too sometimes. /s

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#3

Grizzly

A Reddit post about searching for bear calendars and finding grizzly hairy men, one of the unhinged things people shared.

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Elladine DesIsles 8 hours ago (edited)

In my neighbourhood, bears will be most active in about an hour when the bars close, especially since this is a summer long weekend. Same goes for twinks and queens.

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#4

A Perfect Cherry At The Top

An unhinged comment about Lady Gaga and a math teacher, displayed under an image of multiple people looking upwards.

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Bored Jellyfish Premium 9 hours ago

This one is used 3 times a week in various lists average on here. 🙄

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#5

Good To Know

A screenshot of unhinged things people shared online, featuring a meme about mosquitoes and a strange confession.

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Elladine DesIsles 8 hours ago

Someone needs to introduce Mads the warm baked potato to Amazon Customer the bathroom lube slug. I feel like they could get up to some very unique pretending together.

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#6

Be Kind To Your Local Wendy's Folks

A fast food menu board with an unhinged note, indicating short staff and a 'demon in the fridge.'

15points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het Premium 11 hours ago

Increase the basic wage and even the demon will want to work.

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#7

Good For You I Guess

A screenshot of unhinged social media shares, including a McDonald's tweet and a reply about stealing money.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het Premium 10 hours ago

Normally I'd be against it, but it's McDonald's.

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#8

Good For You I Guess Bro

A Google search result about the least popular person with a bizarre AI overview, an unhinged shared moment.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het Premium 10 hours ago

It's not a polyamorous relationship if your mum and dad are involved.

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#9

What A Sturdy Helmet

A Wikipedia page about a football helmet with an unhinged, humorous description, an example of things people shared.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

I KNEW IT! 🤣

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#10

Normal Wiki Article

A Wikipedia page for Beef Creek with an unhinged, sad personal anecdote about a duck, shared online.

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Bored Jellyfish Premium 9 hours ago (edited)

A Důck ønce bit my sister… No realli!

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#11

Nice Burger I Guess

A burger with lettuce, cheese, onion, and tomato on a sesame seed bun, made by someone who shared unhinged things.

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UnclePanda Premium 8 hours ago

Outstanding!

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#12

Old Tweet But Thought It Belongs Here

Screenshot of a Ben Shapiro tweet about unhinged things people shared.

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Lukas (alt) 10 hours ago

Hi, homosexual who practices transgenderism here, I can confidently say I've never stolen anyone's underwear, especially not my sisters.

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#13

Book Recommendations

Facebook post asking for book recommendations, with an unhinged reply about a husband's affair.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

Dámn! Im thinking maybe u should WRITE a book! 😳😳

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#14

Surely These 2 Things Are Correlated

A hand frosting a cake with white icing, revealing unhinged things people shared about baking and dating.

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Image.by.linds 10 hours ago

Middle school was super fun because same 🙃

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#15

Cute Lippies Though!

Unhinged things shared: a pink bucket overflowing with lipstick tubes, with a user's comment about job loss.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

That's folks way of begging these days! 🤦‍♂️

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#16

Umm...what?

Unhinged things shared: a person cooking spaghetti in a small pot, unaware of the proper cooking method.

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Norm Gilmore 9 hours ago

You are having that dream because a million Italians are thinking of your impending demise... :-)

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#17

I Found One!

An image of unhinged social media post about Mrs. Incredible's design and changing perceptions.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

Just kinda threw that out there! 🤣

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#18

Also I Dyed My Hair Red

A Reddit post about unhinged homophobia and a user sharing that they dyed their hair red.

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UKGrandad 1 hour ago

You missed a bit.

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#19

Woof Woof

An unhinged tweet describes a girlfriend using leashes, shown above a video of a diner making a classic coke.

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Beak Hookage 9 hours ago

We call those spiders in Australia.

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#20

Sure Mexican Food Is Delicious

A split image of onions being caramelized, showing white diced onions on the left and browned onions on the right. Below, a person shares unhinged tips to speed up the process.

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Bored Jellyfish Premium 9 hours ago

And now AI will collect this as a fact. Just lovely.

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#21

Im 6'1

A screenshot showing unhinged things people searched on YouTube, with a red circle highlighting the voice search button.

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Lukas (alt) 10 hours ago

Sabrina carpet makes it sound like you're looking for pictures of her, well, carpet, rather than her music.

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#22

Instagram Added The Ability To Comment Images

An Instagram post showing a person with a large belly, sharing unhinged things even though no one asked.

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Keith Evans Premium 3 hours ago

the Betoota Advocate is a parody site based here downunder, the actual town has a population of zero basically a ghost town here in Queensland

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#23

I Miss Miiverse

Unhinged things shared: a YouTube comment on a video, stating I like this video my parents have been fighting alot.

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Velveteen Worm 7 hours ago

This actually makes me sad.. -signed, adult who witness far to much a***e between the adults in my life.. I felt I couldn’t speak on it, even if I was afraid. I know for sure I made anonymous comments on things like this, I certainly talked to googles “cleverbot” a lot. (Long before I knew how terrible those kind of platforms are) my thoughts are with this person if they’re not just participating in some weird trolling

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#24

As Long As You’re Happy

A painting of lambs, with an unhinged comment about the artwork's beauty and the commenter's sexuality.

7points

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

Im heterosexual so im really enjoying these posts and comments! 😎🤣

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#25

Cute Art! Now Repent

A tweet about unhinged character design with invisible noses and a reply sharing religious text.

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astheshadowsfall 9 hours ago

I love my sins, you can take them from my cold d**d hands.

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#26

This Guy Might Be Spitting Facts

A tweet sharing unhinged things about graphic design and an unusual relationship, featuring a logo of a cat and dog.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

I imagine that probably happens A LOT! 🤣

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#27

Does This Count?

Unhinged things shared: a 2012 Nissan Altima for sale with a surprising image of two men cuddling.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

Sweet!

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#28

Racid Lettuce Tho

A tweet sharing unhinged thoughts about eating a turkey sandwich on a paper plate, emphasizing feelings of not deserving love.

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I am not you Premium 7 hours ago

Written like a poem 😁

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#29

?

A college student with a large water jug in class, an unhinged thing someone shared.

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astheshadowsfall 9 hours ago

The f**k this have to do with white people?

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#30

It's Definitely Too High

An image showing an unhinged TV mounted too high on a ceiling, questioning the placement.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

Im thinking I may actually be too high tbh! 😎

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#31

He Is Gay

A video of a baby being fed milk, with unhinged comments about the baby's expression.

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No one 2 hours ago

I looked at the baby and thought, "how can you tell he's gay?" (From the title)

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#32

Thanks Google

Screenshot of a Google search about Minecraft spear momentum, an unhinged thing people shared.

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No one 2 hours ago (edited)

I often have to ask my elementary students: are you talking about in Minecraft or the real world? (When they ask a weird question about something they've seen in Minecraft)

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#33

Hope You Get Your Wish Ig

A person holds a giant bucket of french fries, responding to unhinged things people shared about ketchup not existing.

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Sanguina 8 hours ago

Mayonnaise

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#34

Relatable

Unhinged things shared: a surreal meme with a naked child holding a balloon next to a man in a tank-like bear costume.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

Well im DEFINITELY too high to be looking at this one! 😳😳😳

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#35

Minions, Aye?

Tweet displaying two women, labeled Blonde of Goth Girls?, with a comment below about unhinged things people shared.

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Elladine DesIsles 7 hours ago

"Moved to NYC or LA". Past tense. Somebody's life really is a mess if they don't even know which ocean they're looking at.

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#36

Color Scheme

A tweet featuring an image comparing RGB and CMYK color models, alongside unhinged things people shared.

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Lukas (alt) 9 hours ago

CYMK is a bitch and the bane of my existence as an artist.

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#37

Found Another Satan

An unhinged social media post discussing red eye contact lenses and a disturbing story in the comments.

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Speak easy buttercup 9 hours ago

Jesus man! 🤣🤦‍♂️

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#38

Gfuel

A Quora post with an unhinged answer from Joe Mama regarding the safety of GFuel for teenagers.

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Cloud Ryn Premium 6 hours ago

Then he's a rapist or if he says he got consent he's still a pedophile

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#39

Guinea Pig

An unhinged text message conversation where someone compliments a name then states it's their guinea pig's name too.

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Mark Alexander 10 hours ago

Good thing they scratched out the name they matched with.

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#40

Back In The Us

A screenshot of unhinged American experiences after returning from Europe, highlighting things like food with flavor and free bathrooms.

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Teutonic Disaster 5 hours ago

If you (get to) travel across the atlantic to Europe and 2 of your main priorities are high speed internet and american junkfood, just stay home, you ignorant, pampered little fúcker. We don't want you here anyway.

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#41

Ryan

An unhinged post from an LGBTQ+ support group, where someone shares their identity and then expresses hatred.

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Lemonenema 6 hours ago

Looks like a duck quacks like a duck......, he's a racist.

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#42

What's Ibs

Screenshot of a text conversation where someone asks What's IBS?, another unhinged thing people shared.

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setsuriseikou 9 hours ago

Irritated Bisexual Syndrome?

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#43

Happy Pride Month!!

A social media post with unhinged content, showing a person holding a phone and celebrating pride month.

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Lukas (alt) 9 hours ago

It's okay, dude, trans women are hot as fuck, you can admit it.

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#44

Six Seven

A Roblox player shares an unhinged detail about their brother losing an arm in Iraq, even though no one asked.

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#45

Three Fun Facts

Reddit comments showing unhinged things people shared, including personal details.

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TroubleMarkOne 54 minutes ago

Reddit is like Radio 1 Xtra and Bored Panda is Radio 2 or 6 Music (UK) - I don't understand the former anymore, but like how polite we usually all are on the latter while hurling insults. It's cute.

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