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Time heals all wounds, right? Sure, sometimes. But that is not the case when you forgot to bring the sauce to a BBQ eleven years ago. Your own family will needle you on such an irreparable disaster for the rest of their lives.

People will remain salty about petty injustices, and there's not that much anyone can do about it. Someone might say something about forgiveness, but then no one would get to complain. So where's the fun in that?

Kids are no exception. Recently, Todd Dillard's viral tweet kickstarted a thread where parents share the verbal jabs their kids throw at them for the petty crimes they have committed. And let me tell you, they sting.

Todd said his daughter is a curious and kind girl.

"I remember scraping off the burnt part of the quesadilla and then serving it to her," he told Bored Panda. "The look on her face was like I'd made dinner by microwaving socks! I think I made meatballs for her instead."

This time, she did end up having a quesadilla. However, it wasn't burned.

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UncleRussian
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5 years ago

Well hey, at least you got your lunchbox back!

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Needing a fiver to pay someone (decades ago, when paper money & physically meeting a person still was a thing, so maybe 2019 or so), I exchanged my tenner for two of their five. They still feel shortchanged, even though they're outstanding at math. I suppose it is a lesson in scarcity-added-value.

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    Doggo Froggo
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    5 years ago

    Well, what do you expect then? Poor kid

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago

    RiP Charlie.

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    PandaJon
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    5 years ago

    Nice scam. I think I'll head to the senior center today

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    Little Ms. Quirky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Your son has a point tho

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago

    This one is cute!

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    Dooberman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOOOOOOOOL BUUUUURN (AND LITERALLY TOO)

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    Dooberman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Aaaaawwwww sweet dad

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's a myth that parents don't have a favorite child.

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    Ramen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    maybe its 123? idk

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What an awful mom are you! You burned their toys! :-D

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    Nigel Rodgers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol twins. The individuality force is strong with these ones.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I mean, they only know life with you. It must be unimaginable that you had a life before knowing them...

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've had enough therapy to take that deal too XD

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Was it Sole?

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    Ramen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    if you had it why didnt you jus eat it?

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    Danielle Terese
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nice tactic from the kid

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah! Why didn't you let him throw it away!

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    #22

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol Burnip

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    #23

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    Max
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Make the poor kid some more cookies.

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    Dooberman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oww- oww- owww- mo-ow- mom st-ow stop

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    Brivid
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I understand, my mom 74 year old mother still asks me if I (43) need to "go potty" before we leave the house.

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    Max
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Awww

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My mom once undercooked the eggs she was giving to my dad for his lunch. He still asks her if he needs a straw to eat his eggs.

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    mehoi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sounds like your son was really attached to that ice cream. Imagine what he'd be saying if you had forgotten and driven off with the ice cream on the car roof... xD

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sharp child

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Poor Dad.

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That must have been quite a tree house.

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes, what kind of dad do this, anyway? 😜

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    Max
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I had a similar experience when I was five and discovered that chili chocolate is amazing.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ooh I'd forgotten the time mom cut my sister's hair along with the top of her ear... So Much Blood. That used to come up a lot for a decade and a half, basically until she moved out.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Already ignoring the mental trauma of your child? You burned the waffles!!!

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I googled 'scallop juice' and I still don't know what that is.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's sooooo hard not to do though, I've clipped myself accidentally so many times

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That might have been the plan all along

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    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least it wasn't scallop juice mac and cheese.

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    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Maybe you shouldn't have woke me up in the middle of the night for the last 3 nights.

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Awww. I have these protein bars Injust started trying -brownie and chocolate chip cookie dough from Costco, very good - I don't want to share so I say it has coffee and don't show my 7 year old the pic. Surprised she hasn't read the ingredients like she enjoys doing I hope they don't draw pics of my protein bars.

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ouch! Poor kid.

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    Lydia Shen
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    5 years ago

    thats why they were so smooth!

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Are you sure?

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    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What's tummy time?

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    sounds harsh, might be restaurant critic later

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    Erin Snodgrass
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mr. Pepper!! LMAO!!!!

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I left my freezer door slightly open before going on vacation for 3 weeks. I made the mistake of telling my parents. For years after they’d tell me to remember to close the freezer door before I leave for vacations. And in their mind it was always “just last year” when it happened. Even almost a decade later.

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    5 years ago

    it would have been nice if it was dragonflies tho... they're pretty

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I threw up at 6 after soup with mushrooms. Never knowingly touched mushrooms again. But I don't blame my parents.

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    Tara Brooks
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My kid

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    well they're better whole

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    Uncommon Boston
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Did the same --- once ---. This became a permanent time reference point, "Before (or after) you forgot me at daycare......"

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sounds nice

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don't get this.

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    Abigail Nagel
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    5 years ago

    Hahahahaha I laughed waaay too hard at this one 😂

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    Angel Lyke
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    5 years ago

    Epic face palm moment

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    5 years ago (edited)

    Crazy memories. My daughter remembered at 3 where we out a Christmas decoration the year before. She is 7.5. On Wednesday, she got excited and declared it was Wacky Wednesday - the day after Dr. Suess' bday- and mentioned a show on the wall, etc. This was after reading the book last summer. So it meant a day of creating wacky stuff on the fly. We drank water from bowls, piled lunch in a bowl, had breakfast (green eggs like the day before) for dinner with a raw carrot as well. They wore mismatched shoes.

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    poke it with needle and ta-da, hole

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Huh? A billion dollar industry? Never heard of that.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    5 years ago

    Those were the days.

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    DogMom
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    5 years ago

    Kinda messed up he made them miss school over this nonsense

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    5 years ago

    He should have given you the taco. No big deal, just because it was outside of the norm for breakfast. If you slept through dinner it means you were tired a d you shouldn't be punished for that.

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    Thindy
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    5 years ago

    I was cutting my nephew's hair when he was about four. He moved suddenly and I cut my finger. It was so quick that I didn't feel it for a minute but I dripped a bit of my blood near my nephew's face and 26 years later, he still brings it up "that one time I cut him..."

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    Kristin Ingersoll
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    5 years ago

    My brother and his friend cut the ponytail off my Chrissy doll in the 70s. If you remember her, you'll know why that was a big deal. I haven't forgiven him. We're in our 50s. :D

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    Dark Pearl
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    5 years ago

    What an ungrateful brat! >:(

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    YoyoSthlm
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    5 years ago

    This is actually just sad.

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    Kristof De Smet
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    5 years ago

    I have once avoided that a group of girl scouts added 10 (!) liters of milk to 1(!) pack of mac & cheese in stead of 0.1 liter

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    YoyoSthlm
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    5 years ago

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    I would be more concerned about the fact that he wasn't with your mum in the hospital

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    Faith Treiss
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    5 years ago

    I... I didnt even know people added milk t

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    Average Grizzlies Fan
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    5 years ago

    Why are there so many bike helmet stories lol

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    5 years ago

    repeat

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