45 Times Teens Got A Taste Of Their Own Medicine As Their Parents Hilariously Roasted Them On Twitter

True for all parenting: Don't give kids a choice where it doesn't exist. Kids are literal thinkers, and teenagers are wiley. If there's a loophole, they'll find it.

If this isn't true, I don't know what is.

lol

I bypassed kids and went straight to animals... all kinds of them. I've never regretted my choice!

Hey, he trusts you enough to be open with you, and his big "crime" is sneaking into the wrong movie. I say you've done something right.

My teens can wear what they want but then don't get to complain about the cold. Also, I tell them in advance that I will not help out with my warm clothing. That worked rather well after a wee bit of hard learning. (If we go up to the mountains in winter they will wear what I say. Too potentially dangerous.)

How many were there, before these 2.

I will try this. Thanks!!

Grateful to the Lord above said teen is willing to be out with the family at all.

Clever.

Is it really possible that people would wear clothes they consider ugly just because they are in style atm? Oo

Likely looking for an earring she absolutely can't find.

How about accept a "no"? Which clearly didn't happen here.

Maybe you just raised a really independent young person? If so, congrats! That's one of the major goals of parenting. Hopefully in a few days, things will mellow out for her and she'll realize, "Oh yeah, I should probably talk to mom."

I have a nephew like this. He eats and eats and never puts weight on. He never gets a hangover after a night out (don’t worry, he’s over 18). And everyone around him could be dying of some illness or virus and he never gets sick. We’re all jealous of him.

Oh god oh god oh god THIS IS SOO SOO TRUE, AND I DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING FISHY!!!

And sometimes even pickier eaters...I have one who eats everything...one is very beige!

Tequila

...this kind of makes me sad Idk why tho

If I even think about walking away from a convo and my parents emit death rays. Can't even imagine slamming a door

Was he your son?

In the UK (and possibly elsewhere) Axe is sold under the name Lynx. And we had a headline a few days ago: "schoolboy loses both nipples after dare to freeze them with Lynx". So there is a maximum spray number.

Yeah, doing very extended handstands as a 40-something mom always impresses kids and teens, and my daughter explodes with pride 🥳🤣. (But I do it only when they request it and it's literally my job, teacher for contemporary circus especially acrobatics/clowning/minitramp.)

You need a SWAT team to diffuse that situation

Its like the day of their 13th birthday they wake up as a completely different kid.

And need a lift

I saw a Twitter thread about a dad teaching his daughter how to use a can opener and it was super hilarious....

The carpet these days is usually a tile floor.

I am afraid, I don't think so. There is only so much you can do against hormones on a rollercoaster - remind the teen in question to shower frequently, wear fresh clothes and, for the love of God, try your best to keep them away from evil smelling products like Axe (for boys) or Impulse (for girls) as these are only unlocking the next level of smell hell... Thank you, thank you, thank you for your efforts!

Cool. Then the house will be quiet

Parents b***h about how their kids never tell them anything but also b***h when their kids are excited to share their hobbies with the parents and then the parents b***h when their kids steadily withdraw from engaging with the family and don’t share their hobbies or interests anymore.

I'd like to be apart of their favorite things. My husband always talks of stuff he like with passion to me despite it not being things i enjoy personally. And i do listen to him, really try to understand. Not just to pretent to care because i do care. And i will do the same to our children with much pleasure.

My youngest goes on and on and on and on about computers and video games all the time. I just listen as best I can and nod. I'll ask some generic questions. He knows I have no idea about most of it but he loves telling me. I really love that he does that.

Oh just wait till u get to the political structure of the dream smp

Fun Fact: The Enderman from Minecraft was actually based off of Slenderman.

We need a support group.

I'm kind of torn on this one. Yes it is great that your teen wants to share their interests with you. You also get to listen to your co-workers griping about their commutes, your spouse rehashing some work issue that never goes away, your dad complaining about the on-going feud with his neighbor. You start to feel like when you were in school listening to a teacher drone on about some math you will never use in your life. And you realize: This is what life is; listening to other people going on and on about stuff you don't care about. But then, it dawns on you that everyone else has to listen to you yammering about things THEY don't care about. This is called the "social contract". It keeps us all from killing each other because we are ALL ANNOYING.

My grandson talks to me about Minecraft till my eyes glaze over and I fall sideways.

Black rectangular prism with long limbs and purple eyes that carries grass and dirt for no reason

At least he's talking to you.

It is very flattering, that he feels that you will be able to understand it

Be happy he's talking to you.