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First, it was my plans vs. 2020 followed by the toilet paper hoarding memes, and jokes about learning to live life via Zoom, confronting anti-maskers, vaxers, and whatnot, but the mess felt like escalating. Fast forward to today, and there’s a global birthday in town.

The pandemic has turned one. Like a restless baby, it’s been keeping us awake at night, pushing our sanity to the brink, making us question whether the world as we knew it before is even possible anymore. Except what's at stake is not your prenatal late nights fueled with pinot and carelessness, but our jobs, travels, and friendships.

But since we already have enough looming over our poor heads, let’s celebrate the pandemanniversary with what we know the best, the internet’s favorite memes and jokes that make the absurdity, stress, and sometimes sheer hell on earth somewhat more livable.

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Helen Haley
Community Member
5 years ago

I'll actually miss my mask. No foundation or lipstick needed.

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Absolutely this.

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    The Doctor
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I dunno. It wasn't very nice last time.

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    Margarita Syngrou
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Couldn't be more accurate

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    WILSON!!!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Alright boys! Get the tranq gun.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And discovering how gross people are touching themselves and then others, sharing food and drinks, coughing, sneezing etc

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Tuxedo Sweatpants! (Patent pending.)

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I did that yesterday... Ordered a dress, then realized I still haven't worn the ones I bought for last summer. I cancelled my order.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And then you have the idiots asking in reddit where they can go on holidays this summer... eye roll.

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    To be fair we can still see the smile in your eyes, so that helps.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    YOu know the classic Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times"?...

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And more cases. And an infinite amount of cynicism regarding the prevalence of common sense and the advance planning capabilities of those in power...

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Zoom. 😝

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Technically you weren't wrong. You did work from home for those two and a half weeks.....and then a bit longer.

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Have you ever eaten Sunday lunch in bed ..Me: Yes , with extra gravy

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You got lucky; I'm still waiting for mine.

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Please don't let it be true!

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Goes back to sleep

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    Mintchinchilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    thare IS NO END

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ditto.

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I e also given up drinking, which I’m so proud of . I used to drink like a fish. Now, I just don’t see the point in it anymore. The smell of wine makes me want to vomit . I’m so proud of me. . My parents are alcoholics.... I will never be that person now .

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My partners boses are still like that :( Even if you test positive if you are two days without symptoms they make you go. And tmdont send the other workers for testing until they show symptoms either. Obviously they had a lot of cases.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Groundhog day would fit here

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    Kathleen Wills
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    First! Mask, eyeglasses, hearing aides.

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    Adriana Coppage
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is how I am already once I have the courage to talk lmao

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    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I just about made it... the only thing keeping me sane was 2 rats. Well, I say that like it’s over. It definitely isn’t...

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This! I’m sure part of it also has to do with hating work right now

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    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Very accurate depiction.

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Comfy wear is the only thing I'll miss about the pandemic.

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    a pack of 5 disposable face masks, should do it

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hate how so much people doesnt care anymore :( As a person that probably would have a terrible covid it really angers me.

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeahh 😑

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Our 20s already extended to 32 due to lack of employment and housing :(

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yup, what we really need is for common sense to actually be 'common'

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    Iso
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oops

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My partner bought like 10k of flour and rice just in case xD

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Very accurate

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    Mr. Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    is that Slim Shady?

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He looks like Boris Johnson and would probably run the country better..

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    2020 is a lying bitch!

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    Ria C.
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Yup, the last 3 years March has been B*TCH for me and mine.

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ummmmm it was 85 acutally

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    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not wrong!!!

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    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh thank god, our problems are solved, we have banana bread.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Shut up liver, you're fine.

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    Mintchinchilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    me still saying its 2020:

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    #50

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Am currently working my way through the seven stages of grief. It's taking awhile, because I keep circling back to anger.

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    Mintchinchilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    bad birthday to youuuuuuuu BAD BIRTHDAYyyyyYY TO YOuuUUU

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I feel this more than ever as the whole thing started on my birthday. I'm 50 this month and I think I'm just going to sleep through it

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    umm for number one I was sick and number two I actually enjoyed somehow

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I may be a bit dense, but I don't get it.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I now pronounce you man and wife. You may shake the bride's hand.

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Maybe if we'd actually done a real lock down, that would be true.

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oh god

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    Botox
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You should collect corks! Handy stock for DIY hobbies during next lockdown...

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    Mr. Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ah shoot, i played that game during lockdown.

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