&#8220;Ominous Signs&#8221;: 50 Creepy Messages Spotted In The Wild

Janis Wise 2 years ago

I don’t even think Satan would go in there!

8points

Gay child 2 years ago

Wdym I’m already here

7points

Henry George 2 years ago

Maybe he needs a hug.

4points

JoJo Anisko 2 years ago

Jersey Devil?

4points

Persephone 2 years ago

The Mothman.

3points

WindySwede 2 years ago

The floating clown?

3points

ADDee 2 years ago

Trolls

2points

O-O 2 years ago

Satan isn't a hugger, it might be asmodeus tho - he loves mortals

1point

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

Is this the first place you went after getting the internet? Clowns. Clowns are giving the hugs. Now go find some cat videos.

1point

The Phantasmal Turnip 2 years ago

No the log is.

1point

Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Nobody's giving them. There's simply a pile you can take one from.

0points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

the ballon didn't work, its IT. pennywise

0points

That emo Girl 2 years ago

Nope! Just me!

0points

Beelzebub 2 years ago

Yes.

0points

Tiggy Darling 2 years ago

Must be with that use of upper and lower case letters.

0points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 years ago

This looks like a crypt that bodies were temporarily stored in till they went wherever they were going to end up permanently .

5points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Thanks for the offer, but I've got hitchhikers to pick up by the prison.

4points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

You don't want to do that either...

1point

FluffyPanda 2 years ago

nah I’m good thanks. 😬

4points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

I mean....I'm all down for hugs, but I think I'll pass on those.

4points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

I’d go, but maybe that’s just me

4points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Not just u, I want a hug

1point

Roborowski 2 years ago

Next entrance, "Psychiatric Help $5"

3points

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

I could use one

2points

Dasha 2 years ago

How about no

2points

Emma Preston 2 years ago

go on. walk in there.

2points

Chloe Serrano 2 years ago

Don’t be shy. I wanna see what’s in there.

1point

#2

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Final score:

223points

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Corvus 2 years ago

Well, as long as they know where their towels are...

103points

Virgil Blue 2 years ago

Some people call them criminal, some call them Zaphod Beeblebrox. But I repeat myself...

11points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Immediate upvote for Douglas Adams.

10points

Take me to dinner first 2 years ago

YEEEES

3points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Huh?

1point

Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago (edited)

"Sir, 42 prisoners have escaped."

0points

Roger Lindsay 2 years ago

great answer!!

0points

i_like_boats 2 years ago

that wheatgrass flavoured towel thing is weeeeeiiiirrrrrdddd

0points

Samyan Elrod 2 years ago

lol

0points

Sawdust 2 years ago

If they've gotten to the road, I think they're no longer "escaping", they've "escaped".

22points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Um... Are the hitchhikers escaping the inmates or are the escapees the hitchhikers? Yes, I asked, /s/ but English isn't my mom's first language, so these questions come up a LOT in my life...

10points

A Really Bored Panda 2 years ago

The escapees are the hitchhikers

4points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

For the people in charge of writing these signs, English isn't their first language, either.

1point

moneill 2 years ago

So we better stop and help hitchhikers. They might need our help escaping from the inmates.

0points

starkey ! 2 years ago

i've actually seen this sign before, it's usually near jails, and you're not supposed to pick up ANY hitchhikers because you could be picking up an inmate. so if you're a hitchhiker in a jail zone, you're walking buddy.

9points

Robert Trebor 2 years ago

In Texas, the clues are: If they're in all white outfits they are escaping from the state prison system. Orange, or black and white stripes are from the county jail.

6points

Id row 2 years ago

These signs are near pretty much every prison.

3points

Dasha 2 years ago

Which is why I don’t pick up hitchhikers. Seems dangerous

3points

Virgil Blue 2 years ago

After I saw the Rugher Hauer movie The Hitcher I doubt I'll ever pick one up again.

3points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

Don't trust strangers, sign of the times.

3points

Julia Mckinney 2 years ago

No, don't trust strangers means maybe don't get into that van, don't take every person at face value, keep an eye on your purse and valuables, be cautious who you share personal info with etc... lessons we have learned over the decades due to more information we have about actual danger vs. perceived danger. Ask me about my "perception of danger" story from when I was 12 sometimes.

2points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

This is from outside the Federal Penitentiary in El Reno, Oklahoma. Do Not,pick up anybody in the area.

1point

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Seriously, you will be charged with aiding and abetting. You will become an inmate, yourself! No!! Don't risk the charges!!!

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Everyone stop to pick up the hitchhikers, or run! We've got to escape the inmates

1point

David 2 years ago

If a hitchhiker is escaping from an inmate then shouldn't you pick them up? Getting them out of there might save their lives.

1point

#3

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204points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Bob is bad. Do not be like Bob

94points

Jojo Armani 2 years ago

I’d like to think of Bob as a doggo who’s addicted to head pets and chin scratches that wouldn’t relent until he’s satisfied 🤷‍♀️

6points

Mocha The Lion 2 years ago (edited)

bob = bad puffer. EDIT: i now realize most people dont get this joke, and im not going to tell them

4points

Sonnovab Kegeles 2 years ago

Hey! I'm Bob and I resemble that remark

3points

Bonesko 2 years ago

Bob is great. *whispers to bob 'I told them please let me go' 😰

1point

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago

What did Bob do? What did he DO?!

1point

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

bob the builder was the first thing that came to mind '-'

0points

You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago

It reminds me of Gary Larson's, "Beware of Doug."

13points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Bob's your uncle.

8points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

No he was my grandpa

0points

Janis Wise 2 years ago

You know, reading these comments, mine included, makes me realize we all have way too much time on our hands.

6points

zgillet 2 years ago

Naw, we just don't want to spend it on working for a bit.

6points

Bradley Curthoys 2 years ago

What About Bob?

5points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

The movie with what's his name,Bill Murray and the other guy, Dreyfuss....

1point

the_harbringer_of_doom[s/t/h] 2 years ago

who lives in a pine apple under the sea....

4points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

oh no it's bob

4points

Id row 2 years ago

I never liked that Bob.

3points

Julia Mckinney 2 years ago

But "What about Bob"??? (movie from1991)

3points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss.,. still funny!!

2points

xolitaire 2 years ago

the suspense! who is bob? What will happen if you meet him?

3points

Bored Panda interviewed Lee Glanville, the owner of "Ominous Signs" Instagram page, and asked him about his inspiration for the page. Glanville said, "I saw a few signs online that had a threatening energy to them and thought it would be funny to collect them into one place." He added that he likes signs that suggest "an authority figure is threatening you," as there is something funny about that.

#4

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

203points

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Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Omg it’s the 3:33 bus!

53points

A gay cat man 2 years ago

i thought it was the 6:66 bus... then I realized 6:66 doesn't exist

0points

Chocolate llama 2 years ago

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

12points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

In prison for shooting people who ask ridiculous questions.

4points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

This bus symbolises the direction my life is going in.

9points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

And it travels on the road to nowhere passing a horse with no name.

7points

Shyla Bouche 2 years ago

It felt good to get out of the rain.

4points

Peppy 2 years ago

🎼we’re on a road to nowhere, , in particular 🎶

6points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago (edited)

Exactly my thought! Is this Toads bus? One has to wonder.

0points

Emma Preston 2 years ago

I would hop on.

2points

Dizavid 2 years ago

This is the antimatter version of that midnight train going anywhere...

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

I've been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel. There's a voice in my head that drives my heel...

1point

FeelingFrisky 2 years ago

I need a lift.

1point

Trinity Han 2 years ago

what is the point of this bus

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Picks up hitchhikers and inmates. All are welcome, all are welcome. Next stop is at the house of hugs.

2points

#5

Ominous-Signs

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195points

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Owen 2 years ago

There is ## danger to visitors.

60points

WindySwede 2 years ago

*𝐍𝐎* ?

19points

JMP 2 years ago

It was defaced, the original reading was: ..."There is no danger to visitors. U.S. Department of Energy 1978"

12points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

"over 9000", definitely.

0points

Mayra 2 years ago

I of course read Sėx corner the first time

21points

MonicaChicagoGal 2 years ago

LOL me too!

4points

Gin. No tonic 2 years ago

Should be written in a few languages, like a Rosetta stone, just in case.

11points

WindySwede 2 years ago

And someone in a future civilisation will claim this is proof of previous a civilisation. And the rest will tell them they are nuts /s

6points

Sean 2 years ago (edited)

I know where this is! The waste from the world‘s first nuclear reactor (Chicago Pile 1) is buried near that marker along with other waste from the Manhattan Project. The reason why it’s there is that the land used to be part of the Argonne National Laboratory. It’s a nature preserve now and it’s open to the public, hence why the warning markers were installed.

10points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

And it also has the highest waterfall in DuPage County. All of about 5 ft.

4points

MiniMagz 2 years ago

I've been there! :) There is also a campground not too far from the site.

3points

Sam 1 year ago

lovely, that they now call it a "nature preserve" ---- I guess that convinces the gullible it's safe.

0points

Nenya 2 years ago

Have anyone checked if Jimmy Hoffa is burried here…? I mean if you want something to stay burried, this is the sign I would put up…

7points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

If I found I was standing on radioactive soil, I wouldn't be excavating - I'd be evacuating. (Probably in several senses.)

4points

You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago

Not liking that it's been mutilated.

3points

Patricia Stilwell 2 years ago

I thought that was just wear and tear. My husband was born in 1940 and I'll bet his knees look like that inside

0points

Id row 2 years ago

They need better warnings than just this. Wow.

2points

helmut hair 2 years ago

wouldn't the radioactivity just come out from the bottom

1point

Shyla Bouche 2 years ago

*checks her butt* Nope, no radioactivity. Apparently I have a gas furnace.

2points

JMP 2 years ago

Cool short read on this "Site A/Plot M Disposal Site": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site_A/Plot_M_Disposal_Site

1point

#6

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Final score:

188points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

I’ll pass

57points

Tan Artt 2 years ago

Pass away* if you don't get these shots ;)

6points

Nat Gif 2 years ago

Exactly. Thanks for offering though....

2points

Oliver 2 years ago

Me too

1point

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

the dot under the i means the word underneath had a I. whats the word then?

0points

D Battle II 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-2points

MAL 2 years ago

If you're a kid in America, it's probably already happened.

4points

Needmorecowbell 2 years ago

😢 It did. Again.

2points

A.Ham 2 years ago

No thanks. It's defined NOT on my shopping list

3points

Id row 2 years ago

But I already graduated school.

2points

Dee Tag 2 years ago

Motto for American High Schools.

2points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Ok :)

2points

Mason Kronol 2 years ago

Obviously photoshopped.

2points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

This must be in Chicago

1point

ShellsBells 2 years ago

So I worked in a pharmacy during Covid and we had just started doing the vaccines. A guy comes in, gets one, then leaves. A little while later, our store manager quickly comes to the pharmacy with a guy in a suit that screams cop. They ask us if we've seen the man from earlier. Nope. They rush off. A few minutes later, several cops in uniform come rushing by still looking for this man. Later on, we learn that he texted his wife, "I just got shot at *name of store*." She calls him immediately and his phone is turned off. She's worried so she calls 911. After this, people were corrected to say vaccine instead of shot. I only wish I knew what happened later.

1point

Sabra Faire 2 years ago

His wife shot him.

1point

Timbob 2 years ago

If that’s in Chicago, you shouldn’t have to wait long !

1point

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

I know.... I'm here

0points

Lee also shared that he has a particular fondness for the "children drive slowly" sign and believes that children should not be driving at all. He said, "Personally, I don’t think they should be driving at all." When asked about how he sources the images for his page, Glanville said, "I find most of them online and credit where possible, but people can and do submit images as well."

#7

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

187points

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Corvus 2 years ago

Considering how weird my dreams can get, by the time I look at my watch again, I'd probably be chased by a monster, or be busy shooting at little goblins.

109points

Owen 2 years ago

Why do our phones or PCs never appear in our dreams? Although my watch is always there. It was elevnty past fifteen last night in my dreams.

17points

Rwby Couch 2 years ago

I'll be sitting in a shopping cart in a thrift store with 50 of my adopted siblings

3points

Ja R 2 years ago

cant be any weirder than what local politicians come up with to waist tax money

0points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Basically, if I'm not having trouble finding a toilet that works, I'm awake

0points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

I would be hanging out with Imagine Dragons.

0points

the flame Demon 2 years ago

has a dream last night were i was having pokemon battles but it was like the halograms from ugio

0points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

I'll have screamed awake and be halfway to my front door...

0points

CanadianDimes 2 years ago

What is happening in Sheffield that they needed to warn people about this?!

24points

D Bhuvadia 2 years ago

Just in case someone visiting thinks they're having a nightmare.

11points

Rebelliousslug 2 years ago

What necessitated this sign?

11points

Fenchurch 2 years ago

Sheffield is a very odd place

8points

Alexis Sugden 2 years ago

Wearing a watch would be the actual sign of a dream, since I don't wear one IRL

7points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Also a lot of the time in dreams you're unable to read. Or write - I've had so many dreams where I'm trying to text someone but everything I type is gibberish.

7points

David 2 years ago

How can instructions posted in my dream be relied upon to be accurate?

5points

Janis Wise 2 years ago

I came of age in the 70’s, I’m totally cool with unreality. Drop a butt load of acid and you won’t have quite the same hang up on REALITY. Way overrated. So, I’m good one way or another.

5points

Alicia M 2 years ago

I keep forgetting what the time was when I checked the first time. 😬

2points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Yes, because after reading this message I would know it's a nightmare, and I'm stuck in a parallel universe.

1point

Rohan Naik 2 years ago

Nice the council is funding lucid dreaming training

1point

#8

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Final score:

187points

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You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago

Really want to know the story here...

103points

Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago

I fell down the rabbit hole. Apparently there is one that is handicapped friendly https://www.tripadvisor.com/FAQ_Answers-g187440-d546472-t4211155-Is_the_croc_park_wheelchair_friendly.html

8points

Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago

I did find a post with this legit question- How many times did this happen before they made a sign?

7points

Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago

Road sign, Warning slope with wheelchair and crocodile, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa. https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-road-sign-warning-slope-with-wheelchair-and-crocodile-kwazulu-natal-95520252.html

6points

Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago

I thought it was made up. This site is either making legit signs or really good fakes. It says This handicap accessibility sign warns handicap of being eaten by alligators if left unattended on slopes and near ponds.Sign is ideal for national parks, zoo, campgrounds, and alligator reserves. https://www.mysafetysign.com/wheelchair-man-rolling-into-alligator-safety-sign-symbol/sku-s-9982

4points

Sonnovab Kegeles 2 years ago

I'm guessing they're concerned that the alligator will choke on the wheelchair

0points

Persephone 2 years ago

Florida. That's it.

0points

Henry George 2 years ago

Mac and Me?

0points

Roger9er 2 years ago

Meals on wheels

14points

Maisey Myles 2 years ago

My favorite comment!

3points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)

kwa zulu natal, south africa https://www.alamy.com/st-lucia-south-africa-aug-30-2014-african-wildlife-warning-sign-for-ground-slope-because-wheelchairs-that-can-end-up-eaten-by-nile-crocodiles-isimangaliso-wetland-park-ezemvelo-kzn-wildlife-image228451487.html ...I've seen it; it's in my country. The blue/red colour was our old roadsigns colour combo, we've now switched to the normal red/black/white.

5points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

Please feed alligators with wheelchair users.

4points

David 2 years ago

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! See the battle of the century as Grandpa "Wheels of Steel" takes on Crunch the Crocodile. Will his single brake skid spins and his sensory depriving colostomy bag sneak attack be able to overcome the bone crushing jaws and insulting tail slaps? BE THERE!

3points

Id row 2 years ago

An oldie, but goodie. seinfeld-w...53fc85.gif

2points

Istvan Kozak 2 years ago

Poor wheels, the legman should have been there to help him

2points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Weeeeeeeee! Catch me!

1point

𝕷𝖊𝖘𝖇𝖎𝖆𝖓𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍️‍ 2 years ago

oh no.

1point

Chris Shelton 2 years ago

If it only happened once it’s a freak accident… must have happened more than twice to warrant a sign.

1point

#9

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Final score:

177points

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Sandy D 2 years ago

Can I growl at them?

122points

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

Or hiss?

20points

sylvantic 2 years ago

No, but you can calmly lick their neck to assure them that you are not a threat.

14points

Henry George 2 years ago

Classic New York behavior.

5points

Harls 2 years ago

Absolutely! I do that... Is it weird? 😕

5points

Chloe Serrano 2 years ago

Or bark?

5points

helmut hair 2 years ago

furry

3points

That emo Girl 2 years ago

Nope but you can make *unintelligible demon noise* at them!

1point

Anastacia Collins 2 years ago

sure!

0points

Cthulhu Kitty 2 years ago

Bark instead

0points

Mason Kronol 2 years ago

Apparently I am one of those annoying Americans that smiles and says Hi to everyone. Sorry for being nice.

20points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Same! How else do you make people not strangers if everyone ignores everyone. That's not cool.

15points

Chloe Serrano 2 years ago

Same!

2points

Knitting Panda 2 years ago

Don't applogize. Go ahead and smile.

1point

Auntriarch 2 years ago

My dear chap, this is normal small town behaviour in the UK, welcome.

0points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

I get scared when someone says hi to me and I'm just like "don't start a conversation"

0points

RedMarbles 2 years ago

I appreciate it. :)

0points

Dani M 2 years ago

fun fact: my partner and i were on a walk close to home, been there often. smiled and said hi to some guy, as one does. wrong idea. he freaked and beat us up. rampaged some more. got arrested and we made a statement. poor guy was mentally ill and off meds. but i did not need that concussion

9points

H.J. carlson 2 years ago

See? That's why they put up the sign - for the tourists!!😉😁

0points

Daria 2 years ago

Why would I?!

6points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

What about winking at them?

6points

rat 2 years ago

Looking at you, Americans.

3points

Potato patato 2 years ago

duh, this is a metro station. Mta from ny

9points

debor ahn 2 years ago

only one place in the where this would be

3points

Trillian 2 years ago

A sign you do not need in Germany lol

3points

HogHedge 2 years ago

I always smile at strangers. Most of the time I don't realise until they smile back.

2points

Bonesko 2 years ago

I really wish there was a sign that said "Please do not tell strangers to smile".

1point

The sign that generated the most engagement and sparked the most interesting discussions among his followers, according to the page owner, is the "please do not smile at strangers" sign in a train station. He believes that most people would rather be left alone during their commute. When asked about the future of the "Ominous Signs" Instagram page, Lee said that he is currently only focused on posting on Instagram. However, he mentioned that he has another project, an illustration account, that you Pandas, might want to check out as well.

#10

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172points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Now THAT’s kinda creepy O_O

51points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

who will destroy the sun, is what its asking

1point

Mark Wilson 2 years ago

For those who don't know, the billboard actually said SEATTLE and was erected in 1971 in reaction to the "Boeing Bust" -- https://special.seattletimes.com/o/special/centennial/november/lights_out.html

8points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

AND MAKE SURE THE OVEN IS OFF!

5points

The Person 2 years ago

AND CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR

4points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Nah, I'm leaving!! I'd like to see them try and find me!!! LoL

2points

Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago

Late 60's/ early 70's?

2points

Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago

Sure

2points

Solidhog 2 years ago

And thanks for all the fish.

1point

Oliver 2 years ago

And close the door behind them

1point

Bill Swallow 2 years ago

"Meanwhile, overhead, without any fuss, the stars were silently going out." Last line, "The Nine Billion Names of God", by Arthur C. Clarke.

1point

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Goodness me, a fellow Clarkian

1point

#11

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171points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Thanks for the reminder

64points

RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago

No wonder people were giving me dirty looks on the train

7points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

Sorry, all my faces are in the laundry

3points

Brainless Blobfish 2 years ago

Oh thanks! Almost forgot...

3points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

thanks I almost forgot

2points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Faces! Get your faces here!

2points

Loverboy 2 years ago

Uh oh, I forgot to. Well, guess I'll just have to borrow someone else's. *Jeepers Creeps music intesifies*

2points

hesse böös 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Laura Lett 2 years ago

I tend to take mine off every night, for the beauty rest...lol

1point

Astrius 2 years ago

Oh f**k « remembers to smile »

1point

Nat Gif 2 years ago

oooh dang... looks like I gotta walk to work today cuz I forgot mine at homeee

1point

#12

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Final score:

163points

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Tams21 2 years ago

I'll take the speed limit as a suggestion, in that case.

75points

Persephone 2 years ago

65 mph it is!! 👍

6points

Gail Bats 1 year ago

Officer, I could’ve sworn it said 85, not 35

0points

Ja R 2 years ago

try a speed general lee on the dukes and jump the hole

0points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

cave hunting

0points

Martin Kaine 2 years ago

Sounds like the side effect of a new medication. "People taking Typrexiad may experience Headache, Fatigue and Sudden Catastrophic Sinkhole Collapse."

11points

Gina Babe 2 years ago

Bahh lmao

1point

sbj 2 years ago

Isn't every sudden appearance of a sinkhole right under your feet 'catastrophic'?

8points

zgillet 2 years ago

*turns around*

6points

Justin Yeager 2 years ago

Came here just to see if this gem from my hometown made it in. Beauregard Al, after a local quarry accidentally drained the system of natural springs in the area. They never faced any real consequences.

6points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

That sucks so much!! Absolutely an abomination!!

1point

honey_milktea 2 years ago

*turns around and goes home*

4points

Chloe Serrano 2 years ago

Okay guys were making a U-turn

2points

Mason Kronol 2 years ago

Floriduh?

2points

Maureen Sullivan 2 years ago

Nope

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

This must be a new Disney ride! Everyone got their helmets on?

1point

In summary, Glanville's inspiration for "Ominous Signs" was the humorous and threatening nature of certain signs. He particularly likes signs that suggest an authority figure is threatening you, and he finds the "children drive slowly" sign particularly amusing. Lee sources the images for his page online and from submissions by his followers. The "please do not smile at strangers" sign in a train station generated the most engagement among his followers.

#13

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

162points

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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago

Seek tuition elsewhere

49points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

how sad

1point

I just work here 2 years ago

trump university...

3points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Exactly!!!

1point

zgillet 2 years ago

This is just funny.

3points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

I walked to school and didn't get lost. 🎆🥳🎉🎈🎈 Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

2points

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Im sorry this is funny

2points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

Lmao it doubles as a list of my accomplishments

1point

Enea 2 years ago

Thought it was a mirror at first. That would have been nice!

1point

Chloe Serrano 2 years ago

This is funny.

1point

helmut hair 2 years ago

no more success

1point

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Well that's inspiring.

1point

#14

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Final score:

158points

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Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Backrooms

53points

Elena Doyle 2 years ago

I actually had a dream about the backrooms. It was creepy…

11points

Florida Man 2 years ago

I actually escaped the Backrooms recently!!

1point

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

first thing that came to mind

0points

Corvus 2 years ago

I have such dreams pretty often. Familiar places but with new rooms, new floors... sometimes new buildings altogether.

9points

Kaa 2 years ago

Me too!

7points

Dasha 2 years ago

IKEA?

3points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Or, as I call it, my subconscious's way of letting me know I feel helpless.

2points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Shades of C.S. Lewis, books...

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

I know that place. I sneak up into the attic and find all sorts of cool antiques. Now how to get them home? 🤨🤫😉😅

1point

Jessi Overton 2 years ago

I've moved a lot including to a different country, down the hall in an apartment building, and back into the same house. When I dream about moving it's almost always in to that house. It starts out with the house being close to IRL, but the house morphs like crazy during the dream.

1point

Vermontah 2 years ago

I lived in 5 different houses growing up and my house dream is always one particular old house in North Carolina. Dream was a sepia color, crowded, dusty and one time 5 gurneys with 5 mummy wrapped bodies, in what used to be my bedroom. I've dreamt it 5 or more times in my life but only once with the gurneys. That was the only time I was scared in that dream. I figure it just means I procrastinate too much and have too much on my plate.

1point

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

My mum's side of the family's house. Every time. I do not understand y

1point

Daria 2 years ago

Yeah, it's usually my school.

1point

#15

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

154points

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Tams21 2 years ago

This would very unsettling on a gravestone.

84points

Amy 2 years ago

I was going to be cremated but now I shall be buried to get this!

7points

pov 2 years ago

i am so getting this on my gravestone when i die

4points

Persephone 2 years ago

This would be PERFECT on a gravestone!!!

1point

RageHivewing 2 years ago

YESSS

0points

Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago

Thanks for the idea

0points

Spannermonkey 2 years ago

À la Granny Weatherwax?

7points

Zena Marsh 2 years ago

Hello fellow Pratchett fan...

5points

Virgil Blue 2 years ago

"I aten't dead!"

4points

Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

i see discworld reference, i upvote :)

2points

Mocha The Lion 2 years ago

damn i thought it said i am not dead i am a doormat

6points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Same tho

3points

Trophy Husband 2 years ago

It's placed on a plant that looks dead but isn't so that people don't destroy it.

5points

everett 2 years ago

I thought it said doormat

4points

Gina Babe 2 years ago

I read "I am doormat", twice... Bed time

3points

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

Finally, a work tag just for me!

3points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

‘Thus, this note was plastered onto poor ol’ Jake’s face, and he remained there until the next month’ /j

3points

Chloe Serrano 2 years ago

Ok

2points

eMpTy 2 years ago

The sign that was on the cage of the Norwegian Blue parrot in the pet shop. Beautiful plumage!

2points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago (edited)

It's pining for the Fjords.

2points

#16

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

151points

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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago

say no more

48points

Spannermonkey 2 years ago

Upvote for username.

2points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

DMC

4points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Ok??

4points

Janis Wise 2 years ago

I DO NOT RUN, well, only when chased.

3points

Loverboy 2 years ago

nah, too lazy

3points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

2points

Zena Marsh 2 years ago

I'm outa here....

2points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Gladly

2points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Forrest,Run!??

1point

Lazarus Long 2 years ago

DMC

1point

#17

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Final score:

148points

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Chocolate llama 2 years ago

I...kinda like it?

74points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

me talking to someone after a hard day. 'hello mortals, oh look, another human, pathetic beings'

2points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Oh finally! A sign that doesn’t discriminate against some of us aliens with three heads!

15points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

HAHA I was going to ask if you'd be excited about this!

4points

Hannah M 2 years ago

These impossible body standards.....

5points

Dooley 2 years ago

Zaphod?

5points

StarlightPanda! 2 years ago

Someone will still complain. Lmao

4points

ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـGay_bl00d⊹.˚ 2 years ago

Dang it looks like I can’t use that bathroom

3points

everett 2 years ago

b e i n g s

3points

Landithy 2 years ago

Oh thank gods. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find the right bathroom when you're three kobalds in an overcoat?

2points

girlsrock4ever 2 years ago

Supportive of nonbinary/genderfluid people AND vampires!

2points

Phase9.ka 2 years ago

...and all 71 other genders.

2points

#18

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Final score:

145points

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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

*lift*

74points

LILYANDPEARL 2 years ago

Summary of the entire human race

13points

the flame Demon 2 years ago

*lift lift lift*

8points

add account 2 years ago

mister stark,i dont feel so good

5points

Nat Gif 2 years ago

*laughs manically while doing so*

3points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

'lifts, mass extinction, human race wiped out, sun explodes' oh no! anyways

1point

IronySairo 2 years ago

They never said of what.

1point

I’m2Tired 2 years ago

Kids: “Yay!!!”

0points

Jojo Armani 2 years ago

*lift*

0points

ChariotLee 2 years ago

*lifts bar* oh, it only does something to this little dinosaur diorama? Damn.

7points

Meike H 2 years ago

psychopath test

4points

Natasha 2 years ago

So I’m a psychopath than

0points

DaBoizMaccasRun 2 years ago

*Lifts bar 100 times*

4points

Id row 2 years ago

I *really* want to see that bar lifted.

3points

Zoe Stanley 2 years ago

I think I've been there! Great museum. Very ... interactive

3points

Jackson bancroft 2 years ago

Don't tempt me

2points

A gay cat man 2 years ago

hey... ive been there

1point

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Nnnnnnnneeeeeedddddffffyyyyyyuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

1point

Edamame 2 years ago

*gasps* i been here before :D

1point

#19

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Final score:

140points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

🎶flying snek, falling snek, help the goddamn snek🎶

46points

sneksneksnek 2 years ago

WAIT WHY AM I FALLING AAAAAAAAAAA

15points

aashi chaudhari 2 years ago (edited)

"Are you okay" "Yeah I'm fine" "I wasn't asking you I was asking the 🎶flying snek, falling snek🎶"

12points

Impasta (she/they) 2 years ago

I am many sneks

5points

Beelzebub 2 years ago

Why did I sing this to the Spiderman theme song?

3points

Wolfsbane117 1 year ago

YUS

0points

nooneimportant 2 years ago

is that you Australia?

7points

Hiram's Friend 2 years ago

Oh, Yeah!

2points

Roborowski 2 years ago

Bad Slytherin boys

6points

Svelk929 2 years ago

Maybe paradise flying snakes? They can glide around in the air by flattening their bodies and they could be considered “falling” snakes

6points

Trinity Han 2 years ago (edited)

And for the weather, the temperature outside will be 30 degrees and the east and north parts of the country will have a 3 o'clock shower of falling snakes for a few days, make sure to wear your sunscreen!

6points

Loverboy 2 years ago

Nope noodles fall from sky

6points

Huck Finn 2 years ago

NOPE!

5points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Hey, don't laugh, we had a neighbor get bit by a baby copperhead. THey like trees.

4points

CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago

Is this some kind of Christian theme park that recreates Biblical horrors?

3points

Martin Kaine 2 years ago

Snakes yeeted by Samuel L. Jackson?

3points

PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago

Mòtherfuckin falling snakes !!!!

2points

#20

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Final score:

136points

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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

Yes. Very.

52points

Nat Gif 2 years ago

Send help and some twinkies please.

2points

SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago

Me too, JoyfulZebra; me too...

1point

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

Are You B L I N D ?

0points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Existentially or literally?

4points

Adam Zad 2 years ago

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

2points

Deppression 2 years ago

Yeah inside your eyes

2points

JoJo Anisko 2 years ago

Existential road sign 🤔

2points

Laura Lett 2 years ago

Apparently?!

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Not yet, but will be soon.

1point

Id row 2 years ago

Just curious.

1point

Ashbug 2 years ago

Aren't we all?

1point

A.Ham 2 years ago

Absolutely

1point

#21

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Final score:

136points

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FeelingFrisky 2 years ago

How many people got locked in there b4 they put up a sign?

93points

Electra Smith 2 years ago

Too many, apparently.

11points

Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago

More importantly, how many people follow instructions and find they've locked themselves in?

4points

Juliette the Fox (she/her) 2 years ago

More importantly, how many got locked in after?

3points

Sam 1 year ago

lots and lots and lots and lots

0points

Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago

Hard to say. Whenever they open it, it's empty.

0points

zgillet 2 years ago

How about they install an unlock function from the inside instead of having a professional sign printed?

8points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 years ago

A sign is probably cheaper

6points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

So many people wouldn't have died horrible deaths if this sign had been present.

3points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

Here in the US there's been an increased amount of human trafficking using these. Some folks have recently suffocated/cooked to death while being transported across the border. 😕

2points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Shhh, I'm gonna hide behind the door 🚪.

1point

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago (edited)

Schroedingers' cat? Possibly.

1point

Jaimi Royal 2 years ago

😱😱😱

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

What if I hate the last person inside? Who will know?

0points

Ja R 2 years ago

so just the sign was not enough they note the article and section but could put emergency exit bar inside

0points

Justin Thyme 2 years ago

Joe- You dead yet? Ok, am locking up....

0points

#22

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Final score:

130points

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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

Corporate Jenga?

84points

🌵 Drazil 2 years ago

How did you manage that?! Are you moving the numbers around again?! It's not a laughing matter any longer; kids are lost, mothers are crying, the staff is of no help because they don't remember where the numbers were in the first place.

10points

°CORLEONE° 2 years ago

... and the 15 floor is deleted 😂😂😂

4points

Me. Just Me. 2 years ago

No the 15th floor is where the 9th floor used to be.

3points

Luke T 2 years ago

And Wednesday has been canceled due to a scheduling error.

3points

Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago

Ok who decided to f**k around with the giant forklift

2points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

I love how “9th” is the only calm thing on that sign. The rest of it is just screaming loudly at you like a distressed child. “TEMPORARILY I SWEAR ONLY TEMPORARY WE’VE DEFIED THE RULED OF EVERYTHING AND MOVED YOUR FAVOURITE FLOOR😍🤩”

1point

Korin T 2 years ago (edited)

I'd be more worried if the 15th is now on the 9th

1point

Alditekim 2 years ago

So, if i press 10, will i get to 16th floor?

1point

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

Well that's inconvenient.

1point

Sam 1 year ago

Yes!

0points

#23

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

128points

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PandaJon 2 years ago

Zombie Wendy

57points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

' If you dislike our qUaLiTy rEcIpE, i will find you. have a good day! thanks for choosing wendys!

1point

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Poor Wendy’s seen some things

7points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

During the apocalypse, Wendy still out here slinging burgers. Even though she's now alive-ish.

6points

Jack S 2 years ago (edited)

That looks super creepy. I want it on a t-shirt.

4points

Jack S 2 years ago

Like, an image of it. Not the whole thing.

3points

honey_milktea 2 years ago

someone needs to make this into a horror movie. please.

3points

Anon Yymi 2 years ago

H̵̰́a̴͉͑v̵͑ͅę̷̽ ̷̪̅y̵̤̾o̵̭͋u̸͚͆ ̶̭̀t̸̩̉ȑ̸̦i̴̠̾e̴̊ͅḍ̵̃ ̸̺͐ǒ̷͉u̴͓͑r̷̪̀ ̴̫͑n̸̰͌e̷͍̿w̷̭̓ ̷̝̔m̸͙̚ȩ̷̈n̶͕͋ṳ̷̋ ̶͈̅ȉ̴̡ṱ̵̕ë̵ͅṁ̷͖ş̷̉?̴̲̽ ̶̩͌

3points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

They changed to round burgers and Wendy scratched her eyes out.

2points

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago

Not your best look, Wendy. What gives? Resident Evil?

2points

Gay Potato 2 years ago

Five nights at wendy's

1point

Brainless Blobfish 2 years ago

Wendy: The Horror Movie...

1point

#24

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Final score:

126points

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Owen 2 years ago

I just want a lesser one today please.

41points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Can I just turn left and go to "Mild Disturbances"?

9points

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Anything post 2020

6points

Ghost With No Teeth 2 years ago

The sign that flashes before my eyes the moment I wake up every day

2points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

That would go great with my yellow "caution slow children" sign⚠️

1point

Vermontah 2 years ago

I bet that sign works better than Private Property or camera in use

1point

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Promises, promises.

1point

Sam 1 year ago

One of the many "entering New Jersey" road signs.

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

What are the horrors before you come to this sign?

0points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

This sign should be everywhere.

0points

#25

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

125points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Wheeeeeeee!

49points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

oh your going hell-land? i'm coming too. wait for me

2points

xolitaire 2 years ago

I'm not falling for that twice!

11points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Bet you'll float too.

6points

T'Mar of Vulcan 2 years ago

Looks more like the entrance to the Tunnels from the 1980s TV show "Beauty and the Beast".

4points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Good show.

1point

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

You first.

2points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

“Mummy? Can I go to wonderland pleeaassseee? It’s the weekend! Please mummy, I promise I’ll be back by supper!”

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Free hugs?

1point

Nat Gif 2 years ago

I'm good... thanks though... *ahem* Satan *ahem*

1point

John Schneider 2 years ago

Are you sure this isn’t the “We all float down here “ killer clowns lair?

1point

Trinity Han 2 years ago

I've seen enough thanks

1point

#26

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

123points

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Amsterdude 2 years ago

Looks like meat is coming back to the menu boys

77points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Upvoted for film ref.

4points

Bonesko 2 years ago

"So you just want me to eat and fatten up and you pay me for it? I'm in!"

2points

Pippins.Girlfriend 2 years ago

UPVOTE FOR THE LOTR REFERENCE

0points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

everything looked fine until the 'Meat' part. like 'Join our team..sounds interesting, want to grow with us? sounds like Walmart...next...now hiring m-...wait what? ok I'm head out this isn't a human farmland. 'schnucks', good luck in hiring your 'meat' '

0points

Kat Pekin 2 years ago

Is it... an adult film company?

4points

BubbaLouie 2 years ago

It is a shopping store that is in 5 states, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin and Iowa. (I live in one of them)

0points

sbj 2 years ago

That's a shame as I'm a potato

3points

You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago

I'm Meat.

2points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Any meat? Will Tofu work? Does it have to be organic? Will ground be okay? So confused...

1point

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Reminds me of that episode of Rocko's Modern Life where a chicken goes to interview for a job at the Chokey Chicken fast food chain. She gets the job and the next thing you see is her nametag attached to a packet of fresh chicken parts being shipped out to the local chain for frying. Wow, in hindsight that's REALLY dark.

1point

Sam 1 year ago

I like it when boss gives me a nickname like "Meat." Makes me feel special. Very special.

0points

Jaimi Royal 2 years ago

🤔🤔

0points

S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago

So, if I work here my meat will grow? The wife wants me to get an application.

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Now hiring live cattle and pigs

0points

#27

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

123points

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Amsterdude 2 years ago

It always does

55points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

true

1point

Brainless Blobfish 2 years ago

Doesn't everything?

3points

Solidhog 2 years ago

The next sign says "Someone will lose an eye"

2points

Justin Thyme 2 years ago

And raucous farting

2points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

This one is also underutilized.

2points

Steve Robert 2 years ago

Should have paid more attention to the sign before getting married

2points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Said the clothing repair shop

1point

Pimpernell 2 years ago

How poetic...

1point

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Mood

1point

El Howard 2 years ago

Is this sign outside a wedding chapel?

1point

#28

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

121points

POST

Owen 2 years ago (edited)

I have worked on the water for ten years. I have saved people from drowning on four occasions. Weirs WILL kill you. No one can save you. Respect the water.

129points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

For those not familiar, a weir is also called a 'low-head dam'. No matter what it's called, it'll drown anything.

36points

No Clue 2 years ago

Two- minute video on how they work. Terrifying. https://youtu.be/-TlSMD1iEwU

7points

Fantastic Mr Fox 2 years ago (edited)

Reading on Wikipedia. Because of water mixed with air, buoyancy is reduced by 30% or more. So you cannot float and swim. Sounds like the way to construct a drowning machine. Why this bad design?

5points

HogHedge 2 years ago

It's the same as diving into the river under a powerful waterfall. Because it's fresh water you have less buoyancy, and the force of the waterfall keeps pushing you under.

3points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

You saved four people from something else?

0points

Anon Yymi 2 years ago

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kaycee14 2 years ago

How do you "risk" something that is "certain?"

8points

Joy JoyJoy 2 years ago

Getting caught in the whirl is certain death, venturing the weir risk you getting caught in the whirl, hence venturing the weir is risking certain death

9points

N G 2 years ago

But it's a great place to tumble wash your laundry

8points

David 2 years ago

Why is it okay for wolves and not people? I've heard Weir Wolves live a very long time.

4points

Frank H 2 years ago

haha, weird 😹

0points

Timbob 2 years ago

So you’ll be, “weirded” ?

4points

Samyan Elrod 2 years ago

hehehehhehehehehehe

0points

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Weir: The Escape

4points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

They're all up and down our river. Talking of removing them for years.

2points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Looks like he is caught in a wind tunnel.

1point

Maureen Sullivan 2 years ago

Just googled weir. Stay away from the weir.

1point

Jaimi Royal 2 years ago

Weir

0points

#29

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

120points

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You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago

I fear for those kiddos.

64points

Bonesko 2 years ago

Well of course there are no adults supervising them being kidnapped by eyeball monsters!

2points

Blue_Mouse 2 years ago

What if I like the fence tho

1point

Sue Phillips Premium 2 years ago

So do they. Look at their expressions.

0points

imsouravmitra 2 years ago

Look at the facial expressions of those kids being "supervised" by alien cyclops (cyclopses??)..

5points

ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 2 years ago

Cyclopes!

2points

Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

They must be watched by members of The Residents.

4points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

I'd be looking like those kids too if those were my parents. Twilight Zone episode by the looks of it.

3points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

*All children left unsupervised will be sold.

2points

Nenya 2 years ago

Adult alien supervision..

2points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

Oh look! How’d they get an exact picture of my parents on that sign??🧐😊

1point

Mackenzie 2 years ago

Clearly the parents adopted the kids. The kids are adjusting…..

1point

kate <3 2 years ago

like the eye dude from tawog

1point

ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)

Not ALIEN adults, surely.

1point

#30

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

118points

POST

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

The orb knows all

45points

Henry George 2 years ago

The orb is watching you!

7points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

ALL HAIL THE ORB

11points

Clay S. 2 years ago

But I have questions for the orb

4points

Giles McArdell 2 years ago

Not even "What were the skies like when you were young?"

3points

Aristan Maranichi 2 years ago

i think they mean those weird orb security cameras in stores

2points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

Do the cats above question the orb, Mister Orb??

1point

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

I only question my gender

1point

Hollerfloozy 2 years ago

Ponder the orb.

1point

Jack S 2 years ago

Orb is love, orb is life... Orb is not Shrek.

1point

Mocha The Lion 2 years ago

noted.

1point

#31

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

117points

POST

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Life hack

32points

Matthew Cook 2 years ago

But pay no mind to the guy with the chainsaw

3points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

What if you are an aggressive driver? Who are you beware of?

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Quick, roll up the windows!

1point

Sam 1 year ago

Here in NJ, we are not horrible drivers. We are horrible people who drive. There is a difference.

0points

Ingrid Jeffers 2 years ago

"hits the sign"

0points

I’m2Tired 2 years ago

My mom’s driving here!!!

0points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Metro Detroit? Metro Detroit

0points

John Schneider 2 years ago

Why?

0points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

Ooh, I wonder where in the UK this is?

0points

#32

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

111points

POST

Owen 2 years ago

Something.

88points

aashi chaudhari 2 years ago

Something

11points

Rwby Couch 2 years ago

Say something I'm giving up on you🎶

6points

Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago

You sneaky little bastard /lh /j

1point

Evelyn Cheng 2 years ago

Something

0points

Jupiter Davis 2 years ago

"I'm giving up on you"

15points

Pippins.Girlfriend 2 years ago

aw dang beat me to it

0points

Maya Baggins 2 years ago

♪I'm giving up on you♪

9points

ConstantlyJon 2 years ago

I'm giving up on you.

6points

Alora Ardoni 2 years ago

🎶I'm giving up on youuu🎶

3points

Kate Jones 2 years ago

...I'm giving up on you....

3points

2 years ago

I'm giving up on you

3points

helmut hair 2 years ago

say something im giving up on you

3points

ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـGay_bl00d⊹.˚ 2 years ago

Something

3points

Brainless Blobfish 2 years ago

No.

3points

#33

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

111points

POST

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Me too, elevator, me too

54points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

when you press all the buttons

3points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Hello? I'm looking for the 9th floor?

2points

Gabby M 2 years ago

LOL I see what you did there!

0points

David 2 years ago

Elevator of no return. Perhaps there is another elevator with only a down button? Doesnt seem very efficient.

1point

S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago

This must be the elevator in that building that moved the 9th floor to the 15th floor.

0points

ThatOne_Kid 2 years ago

i go back open the door never in elevator again

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Person, are you going up or down? Please decide.

0points

Omima mimi miki 2 years ago

I guess up?

0points

Landithy 2 years ago

This elevator is in the building from no. 29.

0points

Demolition Lover (He/him) 2 years ago

eeby deeby?

0points

#34

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

110points

POST

Owen 2 years ago

Where is the cat?

37points

averyboredbisexual 2 years ago

right here images-32-...4fb92.jpeg

14points

Anon Yymi 2 years ago

Hasn't been deposited yet

4points

Henry George 2 years ago

Do you see the cat? Screenshot...245ca2.png

3points

Gabby M 2 years ago

With Waldo

0points

Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself 2 years ago

Cunningly camouflaged against the white sign obviously

0points

Bill Swallow 2 years ago

He's been withdrawn. He will be redeposited when he's done Catting.

0points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

But teh white cat is too adorable to be deposited!

6points

Daria 2 years ago

Are they collecting white cats? 🤔

4points

ConstantlyJon 2 years ago

No. My white cat.

3points

Spannermonkey 2 years ago

Any particular white cat?

3points

John Schneider 2 years ago

What is looking out from the window?

2points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

A giant black cat

2points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

Why white??

1point

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

Is it for good luck or something??

1point

General Ratto 2 years ago

Please do not the cat

1point

Sam 1 year ago

Done.

0points

Gail Bats 1 year ago

No! The cat is mine! >:(

0points

#35

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

110points

POST

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Good to know stranger 😁

19points

Bonesko 2 years ago

I think they are letting us know they're boarded up inside and they are running out of food and water

3points

girlsrock4ever 2 years ago

This is why the put up that sign to make sure no one was locked inside before.

2points

You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago

Aren't we all, unfortunately.

2points

D Battle II 2 years ago

Lol

0points

Justin Thyme 2 years ago

Are you SURE?

1point

Sarcastic and Proud 2 years ago

Toys R Us? Is that you? 🥺

1point

Matt Campbell 2 years ago

A missed opportunity not to put "I assure you" in front of that.

1point

David 2 years ago

it doesn't look like it TBH

1point

Sam 1 year ago

It must be New Jersey.

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Say the rats

0points

StarlightPanda! 2 years ago

Ok.

0points

#36

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

106points

POST

Owen 2 years ago (edited)

I love/am scared of bears. I once read, 'If it's brown, lie down, if it's black, fight back, and if it's white, say goodnight.'

112points

Cadon Leviner 2 years ago

I always learned to just bring a slow friend along.

45points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Fair enough, but in all cases, *ditch your pack*. Bears may be far more interested in your food in the pack, and it can serve as a distraction. I was taught.

22points

Fantastic Mr Fox 2 years ago (edited)

If it’s black and white? 🐼

8points

Mason Kronol 2 years ago

In the late 70s we went camping in Pennsylvania and always saw black bears. They were more scared of us than we were of them.

5points

PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago

If it's a grizzly, it's gonna be grisly

2points

Dan St John 2 years ago

Brown and black bears can climb trees, Grizzlies cannot. Make sure you know what kind of bear you are dealing with. Climb if you see a silver triangle, play dead if not, if white, say goodbye.

2points

Little L 2 years ago

I always thought it was 'stand back'?

2points

Jessica Knight 2 years ago

Good to know

1point

Kye 2 years ago

I love this!

1point

Sam 1 year ago

I met some while hiking. Fear is a good idea. They are weird. Weird personalities. Like neurotic. Going around campsite all night long, moaning this super low bass moan. Getting closer and closer and then running away. You are 1000 pounds of muscle...what's up with the fear, buddy??? I should be dead, but clearly they were too weird to do a proper kill.

0points

Ja R 2 years ago

like the saying. better back by road don't forget your 44 magnum

-2points

Beruthiel45 2 years ago

Don't rely on folk tales. Any bear can kill you. Some are just better at it than others and all of them are very pissy so make noise and carry bear spray. It won't stop them but it will give you a ten second lead. If it has young ones and you're in the way you're doomed. Sorry. 🇨🇦

6points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

A mama black bear led her cubs about 50 meters down the road from me. I just stood, frozen, thinking two things: 1. Oh shlt, there's a bear with cubs about 50 m away from me! and 2. OMG, this is amazing. Eventually, I got to thing 3: Hey, dumba$$ self: You're hiking in mama bear country, wtf is wrong with you?... And around here, we see idiot tourists stop to take pics of baby bears, nto realizing little cutie has a huge fanged mommy on the way. *sigh*

1point

girlsrock4ever 2 years ago

Ok, what's this person doing here in the first place though?

3points

Kristen Bagan 2 years ago

This is in northern Manitoba (Canada) where they do these bus-type tours of Polar Bear areas. So people can be around there, but it is definitely unsafe to walk.

3points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Polar bears can read? Cool.

3points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

If it's white, goodnight!

2points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Just wear a white coat

0points

April Pickett 2 years ago

This is a sensible sign. You should pay very close attention to it.

0points

KAREN 2 years ago

You mean goodbye😲

0points

Kristen Bagan 2 years ago

I am so confused why people think the polar bear need to be able to read the sign! It just says 'in this area'

0points

jennifer brinkman 2 years ago

Do the polar bears obey which side of the sign they are on??

0points

#37

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

106points

POST

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Imagine that coming alive in a horror movie

43points

Loverboy 2 years ago

Slender-bear

6points

Florida Man 2 years ago

i want it

2points

Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago

An Amish stuffy!

2points

°CORLEONE° 2 years ago

No face, no name, no number ... like the song.

2points

H.J. carlson 2 years ago

Dead Yeti??🤭

1point

Shannon K 2 years ago

I'd love that because then I could make my own!

1point

Allison Hart 2 years ago

I kinda want that...

1point

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

It looks soft and good to cuddle. I'd take it

1point

Beruthiel45 2 years ago

I've made a few stuffies in my time, faces and ears are easy. As long as they're on the right side of the head. 🤭

1point

#38

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

105points

POST

Take me to dinner first 2 years ago

Fitting

29points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

you still want dinner?

1point

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

*screams* Wait, it actually says "Diet". *screams*

7points

Haywood Jablome 2 years ago

Came to post this. D'oh!

0points

Mr.G86 2 years ago

Not today sign, not today.

5points

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Calm down, gas station

3points

Alditekim 2 years ago

Must stop here, before reaching the next gas station, [s]hell.

2points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

The other side says EAT SH!+ AND

2points

Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago

Well if you insist

2points

Mocha The Lion 2 years ago

well if you say so

2points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

Yes, sign. Of course, sign

1point

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

If by any chance you have reached this far, then there is no way back. You are f**ked, so just lie down and die.

1point

#39

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

103points

POST

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I think I saw this sign in Coober Pedy...

26points

debor ahn 2 years ago

and kalgoorlie and coolgardie

6points

Array Index Out of Bounds 2 years ago

This gives me anxiety...

6points

DaBoizMaccasRun 2 years ago

Yes because of the abandoned mine shafts, don't want to get stuck in those here in 'Straya

7points

Alicia M 2 years ago

I'm just going to stand right here, in this very spot, until I'm airlifted out.

2points

Bradley Curthoys 2 years ago (edited)

Dammet Mayra you stole my line 😆

1point

Sam 1 year ago

It's New Jersey, the herd must be culled somehow...

0points

HogHedge 2 years ago

Great place to hide the bodies.

0points

Eric Jorgensen 2 years ago

Is it OK to fall in forwards?

0points

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Can I run backwards?

0points

J. Grawn 2 years ago

But it's not written in braille.

0points

David 2 years ago

that last one is specifically for large breasted female actors in every bad horror movie ever. I mean, the few who survived walking backwards towards the closet with the murderer inside.

0points

#40

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

102points

POST

Amsterdude 2 years ago

Close your eyes, give me your hand...

45points

Julie 2 years ago

Everyone showing their age by knowing the lyrics to this song. Lol. 40++++

4points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

But be careful! She watches you when you are sleeping!

1point

CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago (edited)

put it in the box (dune)

0points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

sounds like me when I was talking to the Traveler.

0points

Emma Preston 2 years ago

Is it meant to say external pain?

6points

SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago

It is indeed, but this is more accurate.

4points

J. Grawn 2 years ago

Pharmacy from hell.

1point

J Shadow 2 years ago

Cenobites shopping area

1point

Sam 1 year ago

Yup, It's New Jersey.

0points

Gail Bats 1 year ago

Hah! My life in two words

0points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

I think.. I.. Hm..

0points

Justin Thyme 2 years ago

Oh, so they work here too?

0points

sinead 2 years ago

Yes indeed.

0points

PJ Langley 2 years ago

Story of my life.

0points

#41

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

101points

POST

Mumsie 2 years ago

Thank you?

22points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

THIS IS YOUR DEMISE. your welcome

0points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

Yey! My dad came back when I saw this sign. Thanks, sign!

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

'Nuff said.

1point

jennifer brinkman 2 years ago

What did i do??

1point

girlsrock4ever 2 years ago

What happens if I ~ignore the warning~?

1point

Dak Janiels 2 years ago

Now we've all seen it- don't say you weren't warned; Everybody gets one.

1point

Sam 1 year ago

There's no warning like my warning, like no warning I know. Ethel Merman is my 15th cousin, 7 times removed.

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Your LAST warning. Only darkness ahead.

0points

Ja R 2 years ago

hal is that you

0points

Justin Thyme 2 years ago

3, 2, 1.....

0points

#42

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

97points

POST

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Hey! Who got a picture of the club I joined

44points

Mara Is… A Surgeon 2 years ago

No way! I’m there too!

1point

Amsterdude 2 years ago

The day after Trump got elected

3points

Little L 2 years ago

I was just gonna say that he didn't write this!

0points

Mayra 2 years ago

Change that ‘G’ to a ‘Q’ and you’re describing every gift my grandma gave me

3points

eMpTy 2 years ago

No, I'll leave it as is because it describes every gift my grandma gave me.

1point

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Just anagram it and it is Growth Limelight Venue. C'mon in.

2points

Loverboy 2 years ago

Of? Sequel to The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent?

2points

Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago

My Mother’s place!

1point

Peppy 2 years ago

Oh I know

1point

Sam 1 year ago

Don't worry so much, it's just New Jersey.

0points

Wendy Schkade 2 years ago

At times one really needs an explanation of sorts.

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Says Tom Cruise at scientology convention.

0points

#43

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

96points

POST

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

I like it… kindness goes a long way, even if you’re smiling at a murderous ghost :)

41points

Ja R 2 years ago

or they want smiling pic on the speed camera

1point

Steve Robert 2 years ago

Not obeying the sign will be frowned upon

2points

Mere Cat 2 years ago

In traffic signs, triangle shape is used in warnings. Ominous, indeed.

1point

JustAnotherCommenter (theythem 2 years ago

Bill Cipher:

1point

xolitaire 2 years ago

NO.

1point

Giles McArdell 2 years ago

Ned's gonna get yer!

0points

H.J. carlson 2 years ago

Damn smiley triangles! New alien migrants!!😕

0points

sinead 2 years ago

Very cute!

0points

John Schneider 2 years ago

FU. Go smile somewhere else.

0points

Timbob 2 years ago

It ends about 200 feet down the road.

0points

#44

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

90points

POST

Anita 2 years ago

Now move along

23points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

Now go on get!

1point

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

Officer Barbrady?

1point

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

I agree

0points

Maureen Sullivan 2 years ago

Moving

0points

Percabeth Forever (she/her) 2 years ago

NEVER

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Cinema closed for the holidays

1point

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

You can’t make me!

1point

Ja R 2 years ago

bikini model changing room

0points

Blue_Mouse 2 years ago

Oh ok. My bad

0points

John Schneider 2 years ago

Wait? I want to see Nothing right now before the Second Coming.

0points

Take me to dinner first 2 years ago

What's wrong with this? I only see light and darkness

0points

Loverboy 2 years ago

But the sign..

0points

#45

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

86points

POST

Owen 2 years ago

I don't see any

61points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Good grief, are you ok, I also don’t se

4points

Gabby M 2 years ago

They can be tricky like that.

1point

Wellsandra Hill 2 years ago

Exactly

0points

Anaiya Rodriguez 2 years ago

no s**t.

-2points

Sam 1 year ago

has something to do with kilts and haggis, no doubt.

0points

S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago

Uh, how will I know?

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

I don't see the point of this sign. They should have made it invisible.

0points

hcaballero57 2 years ago

Yeah the invisible man is gone crazy and now he's running around naked.

0points

Solidhog 2 years ago

Does this go with the "nothing to see here" sign in the other post?

0points

Sabra Faire 2 years ago (edited)

Before they disappear!

0points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

The trouble with invisible people is that they're so transparent.

0points

Dan St John 2 years ago

This one is the funniest of all.

0points

Debs 2 years ago

Looks all clear to me

0points

#46

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

83points

POST

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Man went to Harvard

34points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

OK Gollum

5points

Vermontah 2 years ago

Whilst? that's too fancy a word for us americans

4points

Gabby M 2 years ago

Totally a $2.00 word for sure.

1point

Percabeth Forever (she/her) 2 years ago

I am a child, PROTECT ME

3points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

I shall protect u with my life

4points

H.J. carlson 2 years ago

Another sign for the tourists! 😁

1point

Sam 1 year ago

and the murderous alligator people.

0points

Bleau 2 years ago

They think someone's going to read all that

0points

SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

0points

#47

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

81points

POST

°CORLEONE° 2 years ago

Someone is peeing under the sign. Hahaa

55points

Chloe Serrano 2 years ago

This is the first thing you noticed

4points

Mandy Shelden 2 years ago

This is in Albuquerque. If you find it creepy, you can cancel it out a couple miles east of here with a sign at a skate shop that says "WAX YOUR PINCHE SNOWBOARD."

4points

Timbob 2 years ago

Is that guy urina….. ! Never mind.

3points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

oh no the homesick ghosts

1point

Quincy 2 years ago

Homesick ghosts keep you A W A K E

0points

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

That’s creepy

0points

#48

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

80points

POST

Loverboy 2 years ago

My self respect and happiness

75points

Bored&InSchool 2 years ago

right next to my dignity and intelligence

9points

Owen 2 years ago

Well I respect you and want you to be happy. Keep your chin up. : ]

3points

Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago

My will to live and my self care

1point

Sam 1 year ago

Thank you. You must be from New Jersey, like me.

0points

Gabby M 2 years ago

My freakin wallet!

0points

DarcyRose 2 years ago

You left out sanity

0points

K- THULU 2 years ago

My hopes and dreams?

4points

Aristan Maranichi 2 years ago

maybe i did maybe i didn't

1point

BLONDTROBL 2 years ago

Just my butt implants.

1point

Nat Gif 2 years ago

hmm let me thinkkk...... My keys, my wallet... hmm... OH and my sanity and last ounce of stable mental health :)

1point

S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago

Hope so, just went to the toilet.

0points

Seamus Crumley 2 years ago

Yes. I forgot to hand in my resignation letter

0points

Ja R 2 years ago

his marbles perhaps

0points

Deth Invictus 2 years ago

If this isn't an OCD trigger, I don't know what is! 😱

0points

Clearly sunny 2 years ago

This should be on the front door of parents with infant or toddlers, so they don't accidentally leave them in a hot car.

0points

Clearly sunny 2 years ago (edited)

I'm a mother and it is very hard being a parent so I'm not judging anybody.

0points

#49

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

77points

POST

You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago

Not today.

20points

Beelzebub 2 years ago

Well, get on it!

1point

James016 2 years ago

I did, he said to never doubt the orb

6points

Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago

Sure did. Apparently, I shall not pass

3points

Ashbug 2 years ago

No I'll wait for Ozma thanks

3points

Zoz 2 years ago

the wonderful wizard of Oz?

3points

Baseball is Life Premium 2 years ago

The Magic 8 Ball yes but not the WIzard

2points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

*Shakes 8 ball* "Highly unlikely"

2points

Dylan Hod 2 years ago

Yes. I do every Twelfthsday.

1point

Incompetent Pigeon 2 years ago

Why has nobody said anything about Harry Potter lmao?

1point

Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself 2 years ago

Clearly not

1point

#50

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

76points

POST

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

You looking at me? Well, are you punk?

28points

pov 2 years ago

*eye moves*

4points

Mick Casey 2 years ago

T.J. Eckleburg

10points

Ashbug 2 years ago

I was just thinking that

1point

Corvus 2 years ago

Big Sister is also watching!

6points

Kappy Pfeiffer 2 years ago

Makes me think of the optometrist's billboard in "The Great Gatsby."

5points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Big brother got good make-up going.

4points

kate <3 2 years ago

great gatsby?

2points

Take me to dinner first 2 years ago

Cheap big brother

2points

Loverboy 2 years ago

Eye see you

2points

I’m2Tired 2 years ago

Eye see you!

1point

Oliver 2 years ago

Great Gatsby go brrrrttt

1point

#51

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

23points

POST

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

O_o

9points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

Nice. i'll turn it into a nightmare

0points

Rebelliousslug 2 years ago

All of these dream signs have me very concerned

2points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Cool?

1point

FeelingFrisky 2 years ago

This could get interesting.

1point

Incompetent Pigeon 2 years ago

It sure can 😈

0points

Mayra 2 years ago

…as a nightmare 😈

1point

Aristan Maranichi 2 years ago

ngl actually sounds kinda fun

0points

hcaballero57 2 years ago

Nah, I haven't spoken to Freddy lately.

0points

Persephone 2 years ago

Sweet!

0points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Not if I know eminent domain law better than him.

0points

Aaizel Patel 2 years ago

O_o 2 x

0points

#52

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

22points

POST

Incompetent Pigeon 2 years ago

That background fits the sign perfectly

4points

Christian Fuller 2 years ago

Well, at least it's not near anymore.

1point

#53

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

20points

POST

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

To infinity, and beyond!

10points

Raine Soo 2 years ago

My calculus teacher said that the infinity symbol was just a lazy eight.

1point

RedMarbles 2 years ago

Helpful!

0points

#54

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

20points

POST

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Wait, isn't that how that Dawnstar quest starts in Skyrim?? I could get a kickass magic staff out of this!

14points

Pippins.Girlfriend 2 years ago

upvote for that reference

0points

xolitaire 2 years ago

That's a very complicated way to say "We accidentally pumped drugs into the water supply, sorry"

3points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

If you only knew.

2points

Deb M.F. 2 years ago

yes this is in the Portland Or area so it makes sense lol

2points

Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago

Just now, in my dream, I saw an ad like this. In that dream, I called the number listed. The person on the other line told me to wake up. Now I am waking up and see this ad. Should I call this number. Will it tell me to go back to sleep?

1point

Trinity Han 2 years ago

Actually I have.

1point

Crazy Cookie 2 years ago

Same 🤔

0points

Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago

These have come up under different names in multiple US cities over time. There's a whole video series on youtube about it. Apparently the guy who investigated it firs got weird text messages and then random calls in the middle of the night, but I don't remember if something ever came of it when he answered it.

0points

RedMarbles 2 years ago

Struggling writer

0points

Rocco MZ 2 years ago

I wonder how many people have now called this number. I am not one of them.

0points

Rebelliousslug 2 years ago

Was this a legitimate investigation?

0points

#55

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

20points

POST

Owen 2 years ago

Bring it.

9points

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

I really hope prior to this sign there are two others showing 'Danger' and 'More Danger'

1point

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

Oh boy!

0points

#56

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

20points

POST

🌵 Drazil 2 years ago

At your own risk of....???????? Packs of pit bulls? Hail as big as softball? Lions and tigers and bears? Rockets from North Korea? Stampede of longhorn bulls? Join in.....This is fun!

17points

Owen 2 years ago

Breaking an ankle? Gamma radiation burst? Solar flare? Being shot by a timetraveller? Massive explosions? Rabid mongoose? Earthquake? ...this is fun. : ]

8points

Rebelliousslug 2 years ago

The never ending sensation of swimming in a pool with loose hairs touching you

2points

KDS 2 years ago

Ducks biting your legs? Runaway golf carts? I’m out

1point

Pandapoo 2 years ago

…running into that sign.

0points

eMpTy 2 years ago

Male emus in mating season. Deadly.

0points

raisin hippo 2 years ago

Existence? Losing progress in your game? Getting nuked? Jason Voorhes? Starting another pandemic?

0points

Dmitri K 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Sandy D 2 years ago

I'll just skip, or maybe hop instead

2points

SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

You could even amble or sashay.

3points

Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago

I mean, you could sprain your ankle just like *that*

1point

Mumsie 2 years ago

Risk of being attacked by Canadian geese!

1point

Bradley Curthoys 2 years ago

I do what I want.

0points

Kat Pekin 2 years ago

Always do!

0points

Brittania Kelli 2 years ago

Must be Australia. Everything's a risk in Australia.

0points

#57

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

18points

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Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Mr Bean would never…. Pass up the opportunity

4points

Daenarys 2 years ago

When my brother was a bartender at a bar frequented by college kids, some girls invited him to go skinny dipping. He was going to go until they explained where they went. They had been going to the raw sewage lagoons outside of town. After he explained what they had been swimming in they didn't believe him, so he told them to go there during the daytime. Every time they came into the bar after that they would turn bright red and wouldn't talk to him.

2points

#58

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

17points

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°CORLEONE° 2 years ago

Warning!!! If you smell bacon, call the electric and lightning company.

14points

Corvus 2 years ago

Reminds me of this classic gem: electricit...86c4b8.jpg

5points

No Clue 2 years ago

😮

0points

General Ratto 2 years ago

isnt this on every single one of those green electric boxes in the US

0points

Ryan Winters 2 years ago

What if the ball of sentient electricity emerges?

0points

#59

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

16points

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Owen 2 years ago

People will save you. But not every time.

6points

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

no one will save me, but who will save you. run.

0points

lefty libra 2 years ago

like Stater Bros.

0points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

me seeing this before going to the dentist: AAAAAAAAAAA

0points

#60

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

16points

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Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

…for your lives

5points

OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago

Better than “Prey,” I suppose.

1point

Kay Woodpecker 2 years ago

Hail Satan

1point

6th Fatui Harbinger, Scamouche 2 years ago

perfect backround

0points

#61

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

15points

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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago

Rene Magritte was here

10points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

"Mr. Sartre, Mr. Sartre. You have a meme on line one."

0points

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

Someone trying to mess with the Auditors again.

0points

Brainless Blobfish 2 years ago

I'm getting mixed messages here 🤔

0points

Mumsie 2 years ago

So confusing!

0points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

so where's the exit

0points

Rebelliousslug 2 years ago

The monochromatic door and signage somehow makes it more unsettling

0points

Rob Chapman 2 years ago

Schrödinger's door

0points

°CORLEONE° 2 years ago

This EXIT it is not an EXIT. You should find an EXIT that is an EXIT.

0points

#62

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

14points

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Owen 2 years ago

That's just sensible adivice.

6points

#63

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

13points

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Corvus 2 years ago (edited)

Maybe it's this one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowhere,_Oklahoma

7points

hcaballero57 2 years ago

That's good to know thanks

0points

MasterProcrastinator 2 years ago

These are always at Fat Dogs gas stations

0points

FeelingFrisky 2 years ago

I brought the bus here.

0points

#64

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

13points

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xolitaire 2 years ago

so many O_O

7points

the flame Demon 2 years ago

the end is never the end is never the end is the never the end

2points

Josephine Lowther 2 years ago

this reminded me of this post 483-642312...a0a311.png

1point

Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

How ironic it’s at a subway

1point

Incompetent Pigeon 2 years ago

💀💀💀

0points

Sandy D 2 years ago

A glitch in the matrix?

0points

#65

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

10points

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Half eaten lemming 2 years ago

Somehow that looks fake

28points

Isa's left eye 2 years ago

It's the type of text, it looks like the kind on a caption or meme. Also the angle of the text compared to the board

4points

VonBlade 2 years ago

You can tell Photoshops easily by the difference in JPG artifacts. Be better, ominous signs.

2points

xolitaire 2 years ago

Aww come on, we were doing so well. This is shopped.

2points

Owen 2 years ago

No. I am not.

1point

hcaballero57 2 years ago

No I'm not, I'm there

0points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

"No, are you?"

0points

Brainless Blobfish 2 years ago

No. I am not here

0points

Bradley Curthoys 2 years ago

I am Nowhere, didn't you see the entry above? Gawd

0points

Telepathetic 2 years ago

No I'm over there

0points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

yes. yes I am. somehow.

0points

#66

Ominous-Signs

Final score:

10points

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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

Yes :(

10points

Shark Lady 2 years ago

Me too, JoyfulZebra, me too. We should form an alliance and create havoc.

2points

John Powers 2 years ago

Now I am curious if this sign is on a strip club

3points

Aaizel Patel 2 years ago

Always :(

0points

Peppy 2 years ago

Only always

0points

Trinity Han 2 years ago

uh huh

0points