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Many of us assume that dating was much easier back in the day. There were no apps to swipe through or social media to post your partner on; everything was so simple. I’ve always imagined that people just settled down with someone from their hometown and lived happily ever after, without having to suffer through heartbreak after heartbreak.

But finding the perfect partner hasn’t always been easy for everyone. Long before Hinge existed, many people were brave enough to seek love via the newspaper. So to take a trip back in time, Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the most amusing personal ads that people purchased, hoping to find a connection. Enjoy scrolling through these pics, and be sure to upvote the ones that you definitely would have responded to!

#1

An old vintage personal ad from the past seeking a female partner to go disco dancing.

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Spidercat
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1 day ago

That's sweet...

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    #2

    A vintage newspaper personal ad asking if you are looking for the secret to life.

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    Daisydaisy
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    23 hours ago

    These are SO much more delightful than d i c k pics!

    #3

    A newspaper personal ad from the past written by a cat lover looking for love.

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    Spidercat
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    1 day ago

    Hi...

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    #5

    A print personal ad from the past written by a 55-year-old female in Seattle seeking a compatible partner.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Contact me on reddit.

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    #7

    A personal ad from the past written by a self-described nerd looking for love

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    I'd probably answer this just to see what he's talking about.

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    #8

    An old newspaper personal ad titled Comrade & Lover seeking a woman with leftist politics.

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    28YrArmyVet
    Community Member
    23 hours ago

    "fine tastes"

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    #9

    A humorous newspaper snippet showing personal ads from the past by a 29-year-old attorney.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    He's got a great sense of humour.

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    #10

    A concise vintage personal ad stating Nun wishes to meet rich old man to kick habit.

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    Zatetic
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    Punny

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    #11

    A vintage personal ad from an NYC riot grrrl looking for love and a butch accomplice.

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    Salttypepper
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    15 hours ago

    I like this one

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    #13

    A vintage newspaper clipping of personal ads from the past written by a 39-year-old female pianist.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    If movies and TV have taught us anything, it's that musicians and "normals" don't mix.

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    #14

    A vintage personal ad from the past featuring a woman's portrait seeking a spouse.

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    Jeremy
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    She's going to have you running all over town stealing puppies.

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    #15

    A humorous newspaper personal ad from the past looking for a macabre partner.

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    BarkingSquirell
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    14 hours ago

    They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. 🎶👻

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    #16

    A vintage personal ad placed by a tattooed vampire seeking love and a willing victim.

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    Salttypepper
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    15 hours ago

    Wonder how old this vampire is ...

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    #17

    A vintage personal ad from a newspaper placed by a young male seeking love in London.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    11 hours ago

    Women are not free therapists

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    #18

    A newspaper personal ad from the past written by a self-described plump female reader.

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    Lauora
    Community Member
    15 hours ago

    ADHD dating ad!

    #19

    An old printed personal ad from the past expressing love and looking for promises.

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    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    23 hours ago

    *I was in love with the person I imagined in my head that is not real and I'm gonna always compare you to something that doesn't exist

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    #21

    An old personal ad from the past placed by an ex-nun searching for romance and a marriage-minded man.

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    Salttypepper
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    14 hours ago

    I wonder if she ever found love

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    #23

    A vintage personal ad from the past seeking love after a blues festival encounter.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    "You smelled like gum."

    #24

    A humorous old personal ad from a gay Mets fan seeking a friend and looking for love.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    "My straight friends are Yankees fans." Good one.

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    #28

    An old classified personal ad from a man named Craig looking for a companion to motorcycle to Mexico.

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    LALALand
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    1 day ago

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    So a voluntary kidnapping essentially?

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    #31

    A newspaper personal ad from the past by a 25-year-old Vassar graduate seeking an Ivy League partner.

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    Shelley Dawson
    Community Member
    12 hours ago

    Ditto but 5;8" and dark.

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    #33

    A vintage personal ad describing a dream about a woman with a blue dragon tattoo and a leather bag.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    I kinda like this one for some reason

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    #34

    A vintage personal ad from Illinois from a 37-year-old married woman looking for advice from other women.

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    Paul Euper
    Community Member
    12 hours ago

    Got a cast iron skillet?

    #35

    A vintage personal ad from the past featuring a woman looking for love based on shared music interests.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    I think she means Twisted Sister. 🎸🎸

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    #37

    A vintage print personal ad placed by a 24-year-old Italian male looking for love.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    The two Dennises actually speak volumes.

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    #38

    A vintage newspaper personal ad titled FISH TO MOZART seeking a degreed career woman.

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    Zatetic
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    I hope no children replied to his ad.

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    #39

    A handwritten-style personal ad from the past written by a 27-year-old woman looking for a relationship.

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    Zatetic
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    Is unaffected a code word? It appears twice.

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    #40

    A personal ad from the past written by two young men seeking mature women

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    What's the pic there for? Did it say an underage number?

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    #41

    A vintage personal ad from an NYC woman seeking an opposite male partner

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    Jeremy
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Wait, which one of us is the non-smoker?

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    #43

    A newspaper clipping of vintage personal ads from the past seeking a gentleman.

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    CarEnthusiast
    Community Member
    12 hours ago

    This sounds like a disney princess

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    #45

    Vintage personal ad from a woman seeking a man with a beagle to look for love.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Why doesn't she just get her own beagle.

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    #47

    A detailed personal ad from the past written by a 30-year-old Spanish-Chinese art salesman looking for love.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    5'9" 135lbs? Might not be asthma but instead malnourishment

    #48

    A retro print personal ad with a photo of a young woman named Edith from Poland.

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    Zatetic
    Community Member
    14 hours ago

    I, too, like thinking about things

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    #49

    A retro personal ad from the past about a transit center encounter looking for love.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Metro, a UK freesheet,used to have a column " Rush-hour Crush" that carried posts like this. Sadly not there anymore but it was the most interesting thing in the paper.

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    #50

    An unconventional personal ad from the past featuring photos of a man in leather gear and a portrait.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    A man who knows what he wants and isn't shy about it. I hope he found his fellow fréàk. I mean that in the most sincere way.

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    #51

    A humorously written personal ad from the past titled I Want To Be Your Puppy Love

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Furry or humane society?

    #52

    A personal ad from the past written by someone looking for vampire pen pals into goth rock bands.

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    Grace Sssssss
    Community Member
    12 hours ago

    Barnabas Collins and Marilyn Manson in the same ad...that spans a few decades, right there!

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    #55

    A funny personal ad from the past seeking two men to attend a Faire together.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Well, that was random!

    #56

    Vintage personal ad featuring a woman's portrait with text about seeking cults and witchcraft.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Ooh, ooh! There's a Bored Panda thread today to give you some ideas!

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    #60

    A vintage newspaper personal ad from the past featuring a photo of a man with glasses seeking a music partner.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    He looks like a serial k!ller.

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    #62

    Black and white personal ads from the past featuring a portrait of a 47-year-old widow listing her interests.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Anything but Idaho!

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    #64

    A newspaper personal ad from the past from a lonesome lumberjack seeking love

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    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    23 hours ago

    If you need your body warm I recommend a blanket

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    #67

    A photo of a smiling man wearing a tank top next to a vintage personal ad written in bold print.

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    Salttypepper
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    12 hours ago

    I just lost my appetite,now I cat finish my lunch

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    #69

    A newspaper personal ad from the past written by Harey seeking a gallant lady who is a good swimmer.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Lol @ "boozooms". Scary fast tịttịes

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    #71

    A short vintage personal ad from the past printed in a newspaper seeking a partner to start a family.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    Ew

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