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You did your grocery shopping, meal-prepped and managed to plan out your work lunches for the week. You're winning at life. Then Wednesday rolls around, you grab your bento box, packed with last night's pasta, fresh fruit and a whole lot of goodness. Into the office fridge it goes, as wait longingly to dig in... Lunchtime finally arrives. Your box is gone.

Far too many people can relate. That's because the world today is filled with food thieves. They think nothing of taking what's not theirs, and devouring it while your hungry stomach grumbles. A few even leave apology notes behind, or some spare change for you to buy a snack at the vending machine. The sheer audacity!

Bored Panda has put together an infuriating list of posts that prove food thievery should be considered a crime against humanity. Some might have you wanting to lock away tomorrow's lunch in a safe.

#1

A tweet from Kennedy sharing an office food thief story where a BBQ plate was stolen and found in the trash.

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Bunny Wood
Community Member
2 months ago

Dam right!!

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    #2

    A Reddit story describing an office food thief who picked tidbits from food and stole sandwiches.

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    sbj
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    2 months ago

    Nice teamwork!

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    #3

    A two-part image showing an office food thief note about a stolen mango, and a follow-up with money and a 'sorry coworker' note.

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    Earthquake903
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago

    I'll never understand how people can eat food they did not bring themselves.

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    #4

    A social media post about an office food thief caught by security cameras, leading to unemployment.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Good. Also, love the username.

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    #5

    A tweet about office food thief stories, where coworkers stole snacks from a locked desk drawer, illustrating workplace food theft.

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    Otorgar
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Put a mousetrap in there!

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    #6

    A tweet about an office food thief, a boss who took a banana and left a dollar for it, highlighting office food theft.

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    HF
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    next time bring 100 bananas and get $100

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    #7

    A social media post with a meme about an office food thief who stole creamer, prompting the owner to take it home.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago

    Genuine mistake?

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    #8

    A social media post recounting an office food thief who ate parts of a supervisor's salad, leaving a used fork, leading to questioning.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    One colleague did this during a get-together. Ate all the chicken pieces from fried rice and noodles. And he shamelessly laughed about it. He was never invited again

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    #9

    A tweet about an office food thief throwing out labeled bagels and cream cheese, highlighting office food thief stories.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    What a d**k.

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    #10

    A social media post details an office food thief story about an employee picking from lunches with dirty hands.

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    Papa
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    I've worked in places where he might have had a fork stuck in his hand when he did that.

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    #11

    A Reddit post about an office food thief caught stealing from the fridge and kitchens.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago

    So they identified a thieving employee and didn't fire him? Even in places with firmly enforced employment laws that would surely be grounds for instant dismissal?

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    #12

    A tweet about an office food thief, where a coworker's child ate someone's lunch at the office.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago

    I'm horrified by these stories, people stealing each other's stuff. Surely that's illegal? I'd be bringing a non-fridge lunch and keeping it at my desk under lock and key. Can these thieves not be named and shamed?

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    #13

    A tweet from Pelagic Marshmallow recounting an office food thief story about week-long food being eaten on day one.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    If this happened to me, I would leave a doctored version of something just to make that person pay for their theft.

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    #14

    A Reddit story about an old colleague, an office food thief, who stole multiple bottles of milk deliveries.

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    SandraG_lak
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Students at the uni I work at do this. If it isn't locked up, they take it: dish soap, cream & milk, coffee pods, paper towels, etc.

    #15

    A social media post sharing a story about an office food thief who took a coworker's pumped breast milk from the fridge.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Worse still... they KNEW???

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    #16

    A Reddit user shares a story about how their office food was thrown away during a fridge clean-out, highlighting office food thief stories.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Security guy at work has his lunch nicked. Oh my goodness he went off like a rocket and complained about the theft for months. Fast forward about 3 years and the office was moving to another site. The lockers were moved and lo and behold there was L's 'stolen' lunch. How everyone laughed.

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    #17

    A tweet showing half-eaten yogurt and a note warning, Do Not Take Liz's Yogurt!, illustrating office food thief stories.

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    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited)

    I once lived with roommates, one of whom would eat my food from the fridge/pantry, even though it was labeled, lie about it when directly confronted, and then go buy more of the same brand of stuff I had bought, but in different flavors that she liked, but I didn't like, and put them in her spot in the fridge. Like, you were RIGHT THERE buying those yogurts, why not also replace the ones you stole from me? I would have stolen them back but she got coffee and cherry flavored yogurts and I hate those flavors. She took other stuff too, but that was the most blatant example of A-holery.

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    #18

    A tweet from marta_ detailing an office food thief story about missing food from the work fridge.

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    I once brought a homemade strawberry cheesecake into the office for my birthay. It was delicate, so I just removed the edges of the cake tin and left the bottom under the cake. And my genius coworkers threw out the bottom!! Who throws out the bottom of a cake tin?!! Of course the entire tin got unusable without the bottom and my sister nearly k****d me (it was her favorite tin).

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    #19

    A social media post about an office food thief who never replaces the milk they take, highlighting annoying workplace theft.

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Udder-ly frustrating...

    #20

    A hand holds a creamer bottle with a passive-aggressive note for an office food thief who used an unopened personal creamer.

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    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Your message is still much too nice.

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    #21

    A Reddit user recounts a story of an older lady routinely stealing coffee sticks and tea bags from the office, part of office food thief stories.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    That happened in my old office all of the time. People would even steal the ground coffee. We ended up cancelling the coffee club, buying a Keurig, and telling people to bring their own beverage supplies to keep at their desks.

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    #22

    A Reddit post about a guy stealing all the drinks from the office fridge, another office food thief incident.

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    avionik
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    That would p**s me the f**k off

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    #23

    A social media post describing an office food thief who compulsively ate lunches from the fridge, demonstrating workplace food theft.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    The effort of organising his own food was beyond him.

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    #24

    A social media post shares an office food thief story about a coworker dumping out water bottles for recyclables.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Slappable offence...

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    #25

    A tweet from Annie K explaining how elderly, widowed workers stole food at her old job, contributing to office food thief stories.

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Heaven forbid they learned to make food for themselves!

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    #26

    A Reddit post about an office food thief story where a colleague accidentally microwaved someone's salad.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Accidentally microwaving a salad???? How could you not notice??

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    #27

    A Reddit comment about someone eating a colleague's pasta from Tupperware without permission, an office food thief story.

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago

    If you weren't there, who'd they ask? The answer is "no", until and unless, you get a "yes" from the rightful owner ffs

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    #28

    A tweet detailing a drastic response to an office food thief, throwing out the fridge after pizza was stolen, from office food thief stories.

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Well, I did understand the story, but it sounds like you kept those 2 slices in the fridge for 6 years. 🤮

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    #29

    A handwritten note in an office food thief story, warning the thief about unwashed hands on stolen lunch items.

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 months ago

    Only effective if the thief is also something of a clean freak.

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    #30

    A tweet about an office food thief who drank a coworker's root beer, leading to a prank with laxatives.

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited)

    Those kind of results are soda-lightful

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    #31

    A social media post describes an office food thief story where a tub of cream cheese was eaten over the weekend.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    2 months ago

    In case anyone is unaware, "ham" in this case does not mean the food ham, but is an acronym for "hard as a m**********r."

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    #32

    A tweet about a gallon of water in the breakroom being consistently thrown away or drunk, showcasing office food thief scenarios.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    They've probably pissed it already

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    #33

    A tweet featuring a Steve Harvey meme, related to office food thief stories and a coworker falsely accusing others of stealing.

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    #34

    A tweet discussing an office food thief scenario where a lunch box was thrown out during a fridge cleaning, part of office food thief stories.

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    SlightlyTarnished
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    Well, I'm not surprised, nor should OP. Work fridges quickly get disgusting, once a week cleaning is pretty normal, if you leave your c**p in the fridge, regardless if food or containers, it gets pitched. Adults not knowing how to adult.

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    #35

    A tweet shows a story where a coworker ate another's partially eaten bacon and egg butty, a classic office food thief story.

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    Another Panda
    Community Member
    2 months ago

    OP s***s

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