18 Everyday Things That Are Fed Up With Your Crap (My Illustrations)

Well no but maybe something will seem more edible the second look

A slow but stable connection is better than no connection at all

I don't have ugly sweaters. I'm the ugly sweater.

Awww. The wood wants us to knock it off

See how your phone likes it when you throw it across the room.

So THIS is why it makes you cry. Because onion is so mean. TT_TT

there's nothing wrong with a little eww

that's like 30% of battery, sleep can wait until it dies.

Stop wining on.

The most evil person in the world...that's who

My foot misses you

I wondered why the channel kept changing.

Not lit, and still a hothead

Sorry planet we're horrible

you're not enough for TSA when flying either

He's a bit shook up.

I don't get this one...

For anyone who doesn't get it, in a lot of classical art, they use fig leaves to "censor" certain body parts on a man or woman. The fig leaves are known mostly for the whole Adam and Eve thing. You can see it in a painting of them here: 11-Adam-and-Eve.jpg

You ARE the clothes.

You are looking in the mirror.

What does that mean??

It's Bobby, not Booby!