50 Of The Best “I Don’t Own A Cat” Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans
There are many ways how one can acquire a pet cat - it can be bought from breeders, it can be adopted from a shelter, chosen from a pet store or even be inherited. But there's one more way of getting a cute cat, and it's when the feline chooses you himself.
Now, we all know that cats follow their funny cat-logic of doing things, and more than often that includes picking their masters (or servants) to their liking. Some charm their way into adoption through gentle purring and the disarming power of the Puss in Boots stare. Others... well, trespass and claim your pillow as their new bed.
So, if you'll ever hear loud meowing noises at around 4 in the morning or be woken up from slumber by crashing sounds - congratulations, you now have a cat! Some even more obscure ways of the felines choosing their masters might include crazy cats jumping in a car through an open window, persistently following you on the street pretending to be a lost cat or even declaring your porch as the safest place for them to have their cute kittens.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of cat photos documenting these curious stories, and it's certainly one to make your cat senses tingle.
My Parents Started Feeding A Stray Kitten A Couple Weeks Ago. This Was Their Front Porch Today
This Little Guy Showed Up On My Brother's Farm One Day. My Brother Took Him To The Vet, And His 10 Year Old Daughter Told Him All She Wanted Was This Guy For Her Christmas, She Wanted No Presents Any More But This Guy... Meet Popeye
Not My Dog, Not My Cat, But They Come To My House And Sit Like This Every Day...
Had My Window Open To Have A Smoke When I Suddenly Heard Meowing... Turned Around To See This Guy
So I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30am And Saw This In The Sink... This Is Not My Cat..
This Guy Showed Up At My Back Door Last Night, I Guess I Own A Cat Now
There Has Been A Stray Cat Outside Of My House Since Summer. Today We Decided To Let Him Inside To Stay Warm And A Few Hours Later We Found Him Like This!
Was Woken Up At 2.45 This Morning By This Asshole... I Don't Own A Cat... Is This How You Get A Cat?
Found This Little Guy In My Parent's Back Garden. He Has Heart-Shaped Black Nose
This Little Guy Jumped Up In My Work Truck With Me For A Bit. Best Day Ever!
We Were Hearing Some Noises In Our Shop, So We Set A Live Trap And Caught This Guy
I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It... This Is How I Die
This Guy Just Randomly Showed Up At My House One Day And Now We're Bros. I Call Him Oj
Walked By The Bathroom And Something Caught My Eye, Did A Lean Back Double Take And Noticed..... I Don't Have A Cat
Finished Painting The Kitchen, Went To Sit Down And Found This. Nothing Too Strange, Except The Fact I Don't Have A Cat
So I Just Woke Up At 4:45 Am With A Non Stop Meowing Noise... Open My Apartment Door And This Little Guy Came Running In. Should I Keep Him?
He Jumped In My Car And Wouldn't Let Me Leave Without Him. I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get A Cat?
Got Home From Work And Fell Asleep. Woke Up With This Guy On My Lap. I Don't Have A Cat
Our Neighbor's Cat Sometimes Comes Over For A Visit. Here He Thinks He's Flowers
I Guess I Have A New Cat. This Guy Walked In My Front Door And Made Himself At Home
My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture From Our Bathroom. We Don't Have A Cat
While Visiting My Girlfriends Family In New York, I Woke Up To This... They Don't Own A Cat
Been Working In The Office For An Hour. Turned Around And Saw This. I Don't Have A Cat
I Don't Own A Cat. I Was Having A Good Old Fashioned Day Nap And My Missus Snapped This Sneaky Feline Muscling In On My Hard Earned Warmth
I Don't Have A Cat
I Have Two Cats. This Is Neither Of Them. Intruder!
I Live In A Student House. Two Cats Like To Visit Us And Play On The Ipad Sometimes
Didn't Spot Him At First So Got A Slight Shock. Also, That Is Not My Cat
Considering That I Don't Own A Cat, I Was Surprised When I Heard A Weird Sound On The Car Porch And Noticed Them
Studying For Exams, When Suddenly This Guy Confirms The Stereotype. Also, This Isn't Even My Cat
I Don't Own A Cat...
A Stray Cat Followed Me Home Last Night. This Is What I Woke Up To On My Porch This Morning
Came Home One Day And Heard A Meowing Under My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat. I Guess I Do Now
I Went To Take The Garbage Out And A Cat Ran Into My House And Won't Leave. Is This How You Get A Cat?
Guys, He's Back. I Tried Petting, He Doesn't Seem Satisfied. Still Studying, Still Not My Cat
I Got Up At 2.30am To Go To The Bathroom... I Don't Own A Cat And My House Is Completely Closed
Went To Feed My Cat And This Is What I Found... This Is Not My Cat
Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This. As A Side Note, We Don't Have A Cat...
I Heard A Faint Meow From The Other Room... This Is Not My Cat, And I'm On The Second Floor
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