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Humor is a great way for people to remember your message. If it makes you laugh, it’ll stick in your mind like a splinter. A helpful splinter that keeps reminding you to wear your seatbelt and to avoid using your phone when driving.

The New Zealand Police regularly creates hilarious posts to remind the public what they should and shouldn’t do. Not only that, but they also post pictures of their canine officers and cop cats and they’re so adorable, some of us can’t help but wonder if we shouldn’t become Kiwis.

We couldn’t wait to share some of the New Zealand Police’s best posts with you, so we collected them into this handy list for you, dear Pandas. Scroll down, upvote your fave posts, remember to let us know in the comments which ones you enjoyed the most and why. Bored Panda spoke with Senior Social media Advisor Jessica Bovey of the New Zealand Police, so read on for the full interview.

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#1

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Rowlie
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Impossible not to read this rythmically

Carol Emory
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially when you know the Billie Eilish song it's taken from....lol

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로희
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did I instantly know that I had to read this in Bad Guy song...

Michelle Muirhead
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, our NSW Police are tops, sadly no vampires like Wellington!

Ryleigh
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who ever came up with that who is in the NSW Police Force is a genius

Lola
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just rapped this whole thing.

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    #2

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I get pulled over by this adorable little thing?

    Leo H
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke weed helps..thats a drug dog

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    Iggy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that level of cuteness should come with a health warning: "Caution: may cause melting hearts, squealing and an uncontrollable urge to say "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!".

    Audrey Bob-The-Builder
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sees dog* *goes 70 mph* "oh, hello officer..."

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will come back tomorrow and upvote your comment again! :D

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too cute we will all be at the police station later !

    Belinda_Vikingheart_🇧🇻
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon lil guy, Give us the brrethalyzer - or a kiss on me nosie 🐕🌞🌞 boop boop

    Virginia Willis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldn't mind being arrested by this cute puppy!

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    #3

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd choose cat in a hat over elf on the shelf anytime

    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, those elf on the shelf dolls are creepy. And I am allergic to cats lol.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand Paw-lice.

    Maureen Redmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know my cat had a twin in NZ love it

    The Shadow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the movie already!

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    "Here at NZ Police, we're always wanting to try new things in order to get important messages across. People generally don’t like being told what to do (especially by the Police!) so if humor and the odd meme can help us with that, then we are all for it," Bovey told Bored Panda.

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    "Our posts are generally well received by the public, but like with any organization, there will always be the odd person who doesn’t like our approach. Most people see that we are trying new ways to reach people and they appreciate that we can have a bit of fun (without ‘making fun’ of a serious topic)" she said.

    "We’ve gained a lot of popularity through our Police puppy posts, tagged #fridayfloof, which are always highly engaging, and means we get the more serious messages through to more people when we need to. We work alongside our media team who communicate with the media about Police activity, and publish this content on our social media channels when it is appropriate."

    Bovey confirmed to Bored Panda that the Force currently has one person responsible for their "humorous (and not so humorous) content, but we often have others from inside the organisation contribute, and are growing our team this year."

    "Police have a strong social media presence across a number of major social media platforms and we utilize these to educate, inspire and entertain the public, while also increasing the public's trust and confidence."

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    #4

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    European other
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in New Zealand and never really seen any police humour messages. I must be looking in the wrong places !!!

    Christine Holl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Martin said, they're often on Facebook. Look on YouTube for their recruitment videos too, they're really funny.

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    Jovita A
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's more reliable anyway :D

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be higher in the list

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #2 at the moment - not sure if it can beat a cat in a hat :)

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    #5

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how using the indicator is so impossibly difficult to use for some drivers

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Boston. Using turn signals is considered giving information to the enemy.

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    J. Kasilo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only NZ but in EVERY BIG CITY IN AMERICA. The bigger the population the less the jerks use turn signals - check it out next time U R in a city...

    Slune
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing worldwide this lazy jerks are everywhere

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    Kate Kyffin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they were used by people more often, I ride a motorbike and many drivers seem to think that makes me a telepath as well. Sixth sense needed at times.

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amaze your friends with an indicator today!! :D

    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most drivers here in NZ have NO IDEA what an indicator is used for. We're all apparently psychic and just know which way everyone else is going...

    Katie Kuryla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could give this a up vote a million times, I would!!!

    JozeeMom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. My husband call it "traffigator" short for traffic navigator.

    Ronel du Plessis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South africa as well. I am that lady who will "flash" my hand at you when you don't use your indicator.

    Ripley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not just for Christmas! Use them often!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I simply don't believe it. It *must* be an extra feature costing hundreds of dollars, if drivers where I live are anything to go by.

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    #6

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to see a whole series of photos to the new tune of ba-beee floof-doo-doo-doo-dooo.

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't handle this cuteness overload!!!

    ThatOneGirlWhoWon’tShutUp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Floof!!!! EEEEEP love at first sight is possible!!

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im gonna keep singing that for a month or so

    Nicole Bowman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it! I'm moving to New Zealand!

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    The internet is oversaturated with content and information. So standing out is a challenge. But here are some things that help you get noticed. Posting about dogs. Posting about cats. Posting about funny things that happen at home and at work. In other words, when you’re cute and funny, the internet finds you like a moth finds a lighthouse.

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    The New Zealand Police is full of pleasant surprises. For example, they’ve recently “recruited” their very first Artificial Intelligence officer named Ella (or Electronic Lifelike Assistant)! Talk about high-tech serving and protecting.

    Ella is a mix of 26 different people and was revealed at the police national HQ in Wellington this week. Users will be able to ask Ella for information. She can also connect them to whomever they’re visiting, according to the NZ Herald. People can also report crimes to Ella.

    Like most people starting a new job, Ella will go through a 3-month testing period after which she’ll be uploaded to digital kiosks all throughout New Zealand if successful.

    Meanwhile, if you’re a Kiwi, you can test out Ella’s capabilities in the Wellington, Johnsonville, and Featherston police stations. Social media and AI? Sounds like the NZ Police force is racing ahead into the future at full speed (and they’re wearing their seatbelts, of course).

    #7

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Tinder one made me crack up--look at that sexy wink!

    Jack Porter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in New Zealand and the facebook picture is the police dog and the police dog handler who takes his patrol or delta unit to there home and the handler can respond from their home they look after the dogs here are some pictures of some delta and patrol unit

    martina watson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NZPolice are well know for being super lazy, specially here in Morrinsville

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    #8

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    Chewie Baron
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really made me lol!

    Linda Feldman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no guarantee you will die, though you may wished you had...

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo..... should I wear a seatbelt or not?

    #9

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    Iris Engler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wished I could give much more than only one like

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m %100 percent sure that half this site has been read by other kiwis excited that New Zealand was mentioned. 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to give it so many boops!

    #10

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the little police jackets. I can't handle all the little police jackets!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look so professionally made too. Think about that for a bit. :))

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    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not complaining but what does a police cat do?

    T3TInnovations
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does the thinking (activities, community involvement, booking, guarding of holding cells, paperwork and taxes), and on his down-time, he prepares the coffee and baked goods.

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    #11

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    Smiley Rie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And shooting a bunch of other people will NOT make you feel better about your life!

    Ami Temi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, that's so sweet and so well said!

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like you have been treating the NS native people equal?

    martina watson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not what it's happening in Morrinsville

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    #12

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had both. My friend rang me for a ride, dead by the time I got there (accepted a lift from drunk driver). Pls pls dont drink and drive, you may think things like that only happen to "someone else", but to everyone else you are "someone else"

    Maiun
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry about your friend. Alcohol makes people make rash, ill advised decisions. It is a dangerous drug. I have lost friends in this way too.

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i only drove once while stil a bit drunk (in the morning after a veery long party; couple of hours after the last drink). it was the worst experience in my whole life! nothing happend, but i was sure, i gonna kill somebody because i knew i wasn't driving good. never ever gonna do this again. i was just lucky it was early in the morning and nobody else was on the street

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for learning from your experience. I had a co-worker, 2-3years older than me, complaining because his lawyer couldn't get him out of his 7th DUI. HE had just gotten his license back, from his 6th DUI, a couple of weeks before

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    Layla Corman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been a bartender for years. I can't count the # of times (pre Uber/Lyft days) that I have used a drunk customers phone to call "Mom" or "Dad". At least 7 of those times, there was a beautiful "Thank You" gift waiting for me on my next shift!

    K Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents always said the same thing. I was never a drinker, but they would've jumped out of bed if I called for a ride home. Aunts and Uncles too. For the most part, kids are gonna do it whether you tell them not to or not. It's how parents handle it I think. If you get mad, they're not gonna call you.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow..allot of these need to be printed on posters. This one is really good.

    teeshy hedding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry to hear that Lauren Caswell

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New Zealand we take drunk driving very seriously, you’ll see signs and ads warning against everywhere

    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be upvoted a million more times👏👍👏

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kid is old enough, I intend to tell her that she can call me at any time of the day or night for a ride. I don't recall ever getting in the car with a drunk when I was young, but maybe I was too drunk to realise.

    Phyllicia Goh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hub's in logistics, I always worry about him constantly with him being on the road. I always tell him not to cause harm to himself or others.

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    #13

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    Zara VP
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally laughed out loud at this one!

    Clare E
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Woof, woof, it's the sound of the pawlice"

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they think "It's the fuzz!"

    Lingon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My JRT threatened to kill a police dog, is that a crime?

    #14

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    HorrorWeirdo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable... Also love the ‘King’ ‘Kong’ pair!

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Taz, you're much smaller than everyone else but just as competent and just as cute!

    Steven Warboys
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no baby, could have had ice ike baby

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd sign up for this class in a heartbeat

    Masen Silas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Taz will officially mess you up the worse...lol

    Lina Karlsson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ike, Taylor, Zac. I see you Hanson-fan

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet ´Ike´and ´Iko´ allways come together, when you call them :D

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ike is the expierenced, tough but gentle guy, Iko the funny rookie that uses barking only if necessary... or squirrels

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    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All beautiful but I'm always drawn to black dogs; I think they are so beautiful. Like my Zoe! ;o}….but look at little Taz..looks like it just wants to play ball all day.

    Shadowpuppy_123
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin trains bomb sniffing doggos

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    #15

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    Kate Kyffin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when it's portrayed to be ok on TV shows.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People on TV also don't look at the road when they drive, or say good-bye before hanging up the phone. TV should try to be a better role model, given the role it's taken in parenting...

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    Sheila Weila
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love comic sans. I don't understand all of the hate.

    Darcey Young
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people can hate a font. There are a hundred million Things more important than to worry about someone's chosen font. The font doesn't change the meaning of the words it is used to spell.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason is social influence. It became a thing to laugh at the use of it, so many people felt they had to join in so that they would feel included in a bigger group.

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    pret atva
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This font makes me happy. What's wrong with this font?

    Stephanie Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the design world Comic Sans is a font most typographers hate because when it first came out people were using it for everything even formal documents. It started to get overused and that's the reason it's hated. Oh and the fact it's bright pink might be another reason. Hmm...what do you know...I actually did retain something from college!?!

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    Jane Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's even worse than talking on the phone? Reading a Book! Yes, I've seen it on a busy street

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    #16

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what happens on the North shore !

    Christine Holl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell you what, Takapuna beach in the evenings is where it's at for dogs. EVERYONE walks their dogs there, it's like Disneyland but better.

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    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable little Rosie.

    shaun browne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a raccoon..go is, the worlds best kept secret

    David Jeu
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a cat or a dog? 🤔

    #17

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, yes. So many people seem to think of the indicator as something you turn on WHILE you switch lanes or take a turn. If they use it at all...

    Tovah Roche
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Arizona. A guy recently complained on a local news forum about people turning on their emergency lights during a dust storm/haboobs. The guy needs his license revoked.

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some driver think the indicators are only for use when they see other vehicles, it is irrelevent to them that pedestrians/cyclists may need to know where they intend to go

    Maureen Redmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant and sadly a piece of equipment that still seems to be missing in even the latest models

    Loretta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um,hey,what's an indicator?

    Loretta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind, I found out. Not a native speaker :D

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    #18

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    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure? I'd pat 'em in an instant.

    Smiley Rie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just resting up before the test

    Clau78
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tired doggy Needs a nap.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's tired of exercising already

    ThatOneGirlWhoWon’tShutUp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naww how could he ever fail with a face like that?!?

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    #20

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    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get caught in an instant if this little thing was chasing me down; I'd have to stop to give it cuddles and love.

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this dog the mascot? cause it seems like it.

    #21

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    Lingon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Scandinavian words give English speakers a lot of giggles. The Swedish word for end station have made several tourists bring out their cameras when it pops up on the board, it's slutstation.

    Atlas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some countries across the world also seem to enjoy the acronym "cu". It's really funny for us brazilians, since it means "a*s hole".

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    AndersM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. In Danish too. Even have a city named Middlefart.

    mummy pig
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi im at middlefart:D (sorry couldn't stop myself)

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    Belinda_Vikingheart_🇧🇻
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to arrest you NZ Police; I am norwegian. This is a danish word (in Norwegian it would be Fartskontroll.) Fart = speed in both languages (Scandinavian word). Thank you for the gigglefarts anyway 🙃🙃

    Raffe Raffen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign is in Danish, not Norwegian btw

    Preben Lang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Denmark, theres a town called... Middelfart. :-D

    KombatBunni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I giggled..can't help it..farts are funny :P

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    CaptainDinosaur
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love to see a working dog. My man is training for the day. He ready. I know it's cliche', but we don't deserve dogs.

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    Emerald Joanna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of attitude on this floof "werk it"

    rai mei
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    criminals will surrender to his cuteness!!!

    David Wong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be a good undercover.

    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diva in the making!! hahahaha!

    miten sasmita
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know a pomeranian could be a police dog

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    Francis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how often NZ police is retweeting their colleagues from NSW :D

    JOY JACKSON
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first thing i saw was "flow down":P

    Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation- if you can read this, then congratulations, you can read the speed limit. Slow down. (Please slow down! Speeding kills. We’d miss you.)

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    로희
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those fluffy behinds!

    Marky Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the start of a good Kiwi Cop and a sheep joke.

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fartkontrol - New Zealand style?

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, boss, I'm gonna be a little late......"

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And probably really tired after counting all of those sheep."

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    Hamlets twin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! how many are there? one... two... three... zzzzzzzzz

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've encountered this in the North Island plenty of times over the years.

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    Grace Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a nice actual recurring thing if you live out in the country

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is my kind of traffic!

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    Rowlie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The suspects ducked before they were appreHENded

    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chickens are crossing the road and YOU DIDN'T ASK THEM WHY!?!?

    David Wong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chief, I have photo evidence of their free ranging. "

    Patrick McKemie
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO maybe the ducks talked the chicken into crossing the road?

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of playing chicken in the street, but literally? 🤣

    Iggy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omelette them away with those jokes!

    Eunice Probert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only two chickens there, the rest are ducks!

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    Lily Mac Dennard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me before seeing this: Im a cat woman. Me after seeing this: Let's adopt as many dogs as we can as soon as possible.

    Riz Leslie
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can adopt both. Just remember- dogs are A LOT more work and looking at photos compared to walking a dog in the freezing cold at 5 am are definitely not the same lol

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they start early in NZ :D

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you're getting old when the police officers start looking like children to you.

    Magpie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ha!!! the source of the jackets!

    Athenalikesowls
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is so cute. That is exactly how my little brother used to be. He loved everything to do with policemen and now it is my nephew's turn to be obsessed with police.

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A puppy and a toddler? Too much cuteness!

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    backatya
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW the cops in NZ are very attractive and the pup is cute

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    European other
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see the police getting appreciation for what they do

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    Atlas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how one of them is leaning on the friend's back. Love those puppies, ughhhhh can't hug through the internet!

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    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, that's the only way to diet.

    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little doggy looks less than impressed !

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    Lily Mac Dennard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are both sooo beautiful and brave i cant even! 💗

    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, maybe they have better cars these days !

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never look that cute or happy when my front camera is active by mistake :(

    Esté
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My accidental selfies never look like this..

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    Lily Mac Dennard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, how many people would pay all of their life savings for this adorable lil pup? I know I sure would!

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this is preventive of crime... cute couple!

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...my...Lort! Put the cuffs on ME, Pweeeeeze?

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    Iris Engler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for 8; you know #fridayfloof

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8, wish I was sleeping!

    Rosie Hamilton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, AND 9 thanks. No way am I choosing just one!

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    catslave6
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you get this lovely pup?! Adorable. I would give treats!

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    Dynein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, less likely to end up killing someone. Both aggressive and careless drivers are barely a step up from murderers IMO... They might not be out to kill people outright, but they sure don't seem to mind risking it.

    K Miller
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. My Aunt and Uncle were super lucky 5 years ago. And by lucky I mean my Aunt had scrapes and bruises, and my Uncle was in the hospital for a month having multiple surgeries... and the girl who hit them? Apparently she just "glanced" at her phone.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the penalty for phone use should be a 12 month ban, no appeal. For a second offence, a lifetime ban.

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    Flare
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much cuteness..... My heart..... *Dead* x_x

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    Atlas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this picture makes me squeal! That mug, tho!! <3

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot of rabbit crime in the local community !

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    catslave6
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those leg muscles...he goes! Handsome pup, tongue and all.

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait to get out there with my big brothers !

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    catslave6
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. Where do you people get this seemingly endless supply of adorable puppies and doggos? It appears that there have to be more dog officers than human officers. Lucky all of you! ;>)

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wish I lived in New Zealand! <3

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    Masen Silas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the 4 you send for drinking and driving patrol, lol

    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could get interesting if they were on patrol at the same time

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait. do you guys really got a tv-show about this cute little puppies?! i need a link!!!!

    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's "dog squad"(grown up police woofs) and "dog squad puppy school" now too ^-^ I don't know if it'll work overseas, but try downloading an app called tvnz/tvnz on demand, it has the shows on it ^-^

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    L1z4rd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's favourite programme is dog squad, gonna have to try out dog squad puppy school too

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musta been a major egg, wonder what he did?

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they get any work done? I'd just be playing with the animals all day long.

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    Jack Porter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO TRUE AND IF YOUR UNSURE WHAT SPEED LIMIT IT IS SLOW DOWN AND PULL OVER TO LET CARS GO PAST UNTIL YOU KNOW THE SPEED👍

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    Jack Porter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VERY TRUE NO ONE LIKES WORKING WEEKENDS

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    Francis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ike stil looking serious :D and tf did taylor see :D

    Laugh Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor saw a criminal! Taz is winking at us. 😜

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I love always blow on the pie XD one of the best episodes. Up there with "didnt you think I might be happy up here, stuck in a bush"

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