30 Witty And Insightful Comics By An Artist And Also A Mom Of A 2-Year-Old

do they not see the 2 year old?

Knows abc's, all the presidents and higher order calculus, but you're the only one she does it in front of

i'm still in the sticker stage... i'm 31.

Hahaha I'm laughing so hard at this post!!

Whats wrong with cartoons?

No one really talked about the hair loss after childbirth so when I was losing big clumps of hair I freaked out. It is completely normal.

They grow faster than your muscles adapt....

Nice one. And probably the right one for all those that will comment the series again with "finally no children for me".

This is very sweet :)

Keep up!!! I'm so proud of my wife for that... society is so f'd up with breastfeeding. It should be encouraged, not embarrassing! And of course I'm ok with the formula option, just don't make weird what should be (and is) the natural option.

Haha, didn't I comment on that a few minutes ago? You could cut those nails daily, it still happens.

So true! I scared a few ppl when I stood in queues in late stage pregnancy XD I'd turn to the side and inevitably hear a 'whoah'

Too true!

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Children rarely get too cold despite our tendency to add the blanket. Can be done 10 times an hour, does not help anyway.

That happens to me with my cat

i know when i roller blade on them it is so hard and for no reason how about we use plastic melt it down and use that for roads it will be smooth,cheap, and more ecofreindly because people will just throw away bottles

Children in tantrums can be overwhelming. Go to another room and get some distance before you lose your temper.

To be honest, when is the first scene ever a reality?

"Sleep like a baby" is really a stupid idiom. I prefer not to sleep like a baby, because it means to frequently wake up.

I love how the child looks at her :D also, TOTALLY true....

You forgot the wider hips and fatter feet lol

What is this smell? Why does the diaper suddenly gets warm?

And it get exponential with additional ones...

Several hours! more like 2 years lol. Well for me anyway.

I need to get back to the human zoo! It's feeding time!!

I let the kids cook with me. They have fun and I get to cook the meal without fuss.

My son just got his finger out his nose. He's 15.

Hahahahaha. The baby's tongue sticking out is great.

I play with the kid, run around, clean the house and work a freaking lot and I'm still fatter than before pregnancy.

Anyone else have a permanent negative 100 inner battery?

Live is a big rollercoaster, my friends...

Sooo thirsty

Kids ALWAYS play with "educational" toys and games in every way except the intended way.

Food baby

That is why you should have all the changing stuff ready prior to taking the nappy off. If you have boys have 2 new nappies but to the side and as soon as you take the nappy off quickly cover the penis with a new one so if they wee it soaks into the new nappy instead of the carpet/floor etc. If he pees in the new nappy then at least you already have another spare.

That's gonna take a while to get off

Do not forget battling over crumbs that fell to the ground!

Relatable...?

I cut my hair shorter to keep my baby from pulling it while breastfeeding. She just reached further to get the hair which made the situation even worse.

Skorts were the best invention ever for us mommies!

I have one ten percenter and two ninety percenters.

Sure that's a rock?

I actually saw someone bring their toy poodle to a sandbox with kids in it, set the dog down, the dog pooped, and it bit one of the kids. The lady then walked away as if nothing happened

The kitty <3

Always!

When our son was born I taught my husband choking/CPR protocol. I never will forget what an instructor told me when I balked at the force required when attempting to dislodge an obstruction/perform compressions on an infant doll. “Trust me, when you are trying to save his life, bruises are the least of your worries.” I thought this was valuable as real scenario advice and repeated it to my concerned husband during the doll demonstration. One year later he saved our son’s life when he swallowed a cracker whole in another room. This hits home.

This is the pain scale I use on my patients who aren't critical. 0-no pain, 10-stepping on a lego in the middle of the night on your way to the bathroom. Humor is the best medicine.

Me

When the baby sleeps, you sleep.

Where is da-da?

I think a chip is implanted on our ear and butt while we're in the recovery room. As soon as you try to make a phone call or sit on the toilet it sends a signal to your children telling them they need something from mommy.

I usually hear my chairs scraping across the floor on its way to something up high that was put up there to keep it from my kids...