Mom And Aunt Forge Their Way Through A Prison Break, Victim Gets Called A Jerk For Busting Them

Family loyalty is one of the most powerful forces in human nature, and it can make people do extraordinary things in moments of grief. It can also make people do extraordinarily stupid things, like forging someone’s signature on official government documents to break a federal prisoner out of jail during a pandemic.

A distraught child had to testify against their own mother in court because they had no legal choice. But when grief came knocking (for the second time) the mother chose to put her child’s career in danger by breaking out of prison with forged documents. Because a fake funeral simply needed to be attended.

Grief makes people do strange things, but forging documents and escaping prison isn’t one of the more common ones

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A mother was accused of defrauding the state, and her child had to testify against her because they were subpoenaed, sending her to prison for 5 years

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When one grandparent’s funeral rolled around, that same child helped the mother get furlough to attend the service

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Another grandparent passed during the pandemic, but there would be no funeral, so the child refused to fill out another round of furlough documents

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One aunt then forged the child’s signature, and took the mother out of prison for a funeral that would never actually happen

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The child was conflicted about their options, but decided to report the mother and the signature-forging aunt to the police and let justice take its course

An interesting study published in the Journal of Criminal Justice examined how relationship dynamics affect a bystander’s willingness to report wrongdoing to police. Relational closeness to the perpetrator was the single most significant social factor that decreased willingness to contact law enforcement. People were highly likely to report a stranger, moderately likely to report a friend, and least likely of all to report a family member for the exact same crime.

The person in this story reported their own mother to federal authorities, then had to report their aunt for forging their signature, all while being called an insensitive jerk by the people who committed the crimes. The research suggests this level of reporting against family is genuinely rare and psychologically costly, which makes the casual family outrage even harder to stomach.

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The COVID concern was not paranoia or an excuse either. At the height of the pandemic, US prisons and jails recorded more than half a million infections, with cumulative incarcerated cases exceeding 626,000 by late 2022. Prison mortality rates shot up by 50% during that period.

Releasing an untested prisoner into a household that included someone actively battling breast cancer was reckless. And the fact that the family dismissed it entirely says a great deal about whose wellbeing was actually being prioritised in that decision.

The narrator mentioned considering a restorative justice path for the aunt, which is very generous if you understand what it means. Restorative justice is an approach to conflict and wrongdoing that focuses on repairing the harm caused rather than purely on punishment. It typically involves the offender taking accountability, making amends to the person harmed, and working toward a resolution that addresses the impact of the crime rather than simply processing it through the courts.

It is a very generous option to extend to someone who forged your signature on government documents during a pandemic. That kind of response speaks volumes about the kind of person the narrator is. Adding to that, the fact that this narrator has been wronged by this family in several ways over their lifetime, it is a miracle they are even in contact with them at all.

Do you think the narrator was wrong for reporting them to the police? Share your thoughts below!

Commenters reassured the conflicted child that they had no responsibility in the matter, and they were not a jerk for reporting them

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