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Mother's day is this weekend! So it's time for Jimmy Fallon's hashtag challenge #MomQuotes, an ode to all the awesome moms out there, and a reminder of how hilariously entertaining they can be!

From clever observations, puns and the lamest jokes, to embarrassing situations and accidentally inappropriate comments, people once again delivered with some hugely entertaining mom-ents from our beloved mothers.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of our favorites, which we humbly present for your entertainment. So you thought your mom was a little weird sometimes? Scroll down below to see what kind of weird, wonderful and amazing moms are out there, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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SnowyLynx
Community Member
8 years ago

Rip, it’s always that sweet kid down the street

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Aw, lovely sense of humour! Wonderful after what she'd been through.

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    #3

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Awkward

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Damn, cannibalistic mom. That’s lovely...

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    #5

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    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Looking for the positive in every situation.... moms!! lol

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Burn!

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    #7

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Confusion 101

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    #8

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    Leta Rivas
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This is the best thing ever

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    #9

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    Peta_C
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    80?? Your Mum looks INCREDIBLE for 80! I was thinking late fifties perhaps...

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    #10

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I'm stealing this one!

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    i love it

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    #12

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    Star-Light Star-Bright
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    But what if those brown eyes came from Mom?

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    #13

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Hahahahahahaha. That’s funny

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    #14

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    Katie Zachgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Ouch...

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    #15

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Hit with the Word.

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    #16

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    MnM2520
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Valid concerns

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    #17

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    kaylyn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    wow just wow -_-

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    #18

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    she's not wrong....

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    #19

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    Rhea Hambum
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I love your mum!

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    #20

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    Zsuzsanna Szucs
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Do you have any idea how hard to get the wifi back in? 😂

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    #21

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Yo!

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    #22

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Savage

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    #23

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    sound likes a dad jokes :-)

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    #24

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And there is her brother, Chevy.

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    #25

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    Katie Zachgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I order water everywhere 😂

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago

    Had to explain to my mom that a "bootie call" was not the same thing as a "butt dial"...

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    #27

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    Katie Zachgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    The Okay Gatsby. Same girl, same.

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    #28

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    Madeline Bublik
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I don’t get it

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    #29

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    Ethan Slusser
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Such innocence

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    #30

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    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I had that bock XD

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    #31

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    Jiří Schindler
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    She's a muggle.

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    #32

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    Claudia
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Haha, that's really funny :')

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    the_potato
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    the hardest burn

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    #34

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    The one thing you should NOT say when a girl is on her period.

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    #35

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Well then, but isn’t bad advice either way

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    Yuan kapa
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Its not the joke I noticed but tye profile pic and the name💆😮

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sadly true.

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    #38

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    Katie Zachgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My mom always jokingly says (after hurting me accidentally) "Well, you deserved it" 😂

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    Lady A
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Catchy =)

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    #40

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    Katie Zachgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Gotta get that biblical knowledge

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    #41

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    Katie Zachgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Such a mom thing to do 😂

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    sounds tastier than peef, anyways...

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    #43

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    Freddy Fazbear
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Mom: What does, Idk, gtg, and ly mean? Me: I don't know, got to go, love you. Mom: Fine, I'll ask your sister then.

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    #44

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    Cookie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Should have passed out by the second day.

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    Eva Ysa
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Awwww

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    May Be
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    The Ransom of Red Chief.

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    #47

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    Lello Panzieri
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    BTW s**t floats only if you eat a lot of fats. If you have a good diet, it sinks.

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    #48

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Just walk around San Francisco for a bit.

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    #49

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    annisa pramita siwi
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Me too, like totally hate trinket..they either filled my drawers, my shelves, or collecting dust on display...my mom and I got rid of them when I started high schooll..

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    #50

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Happy tipsy moms are the best.

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    #51

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Boundaries, mom, boundaries.

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    #52

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Can we leave him out of America?

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    #53

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    who tenderizes with a knife?

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    #54

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    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    It's hard when your neighbors kid is doing the Soft Shoe at 6 months.

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    #55

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    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Only the CIA, NSA, FBI, Google, and Amazon can see you.

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    #56

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    Judith Sullivan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sounds like personal experience.

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    #57

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    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Which is what I have to bite my tongue not to say whenever I meet anyone out of context!

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    #58

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    i had a friend who used to refer to Lindt chocolate truffles as "sex for your mouth." and i was always like "you know, they *have* that."

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    #59

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    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    as parent I say too :)

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    #60

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago

    My husband made me promise to put "No, No, Go Ahead, I'll Wait Here..." on his.

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I had to use nailpolish to draw an arrow to the button to press, when Netflix does that dumb are you still there thing, she still holds up the remote at me and asks which one, the arrow is huge.

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    #62

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    My O My
    Community Member
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    8 years ago

    Been there 😂

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    #63

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    "mom, i'm drowning". drink some water.

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    Alia G.
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    That’s genuinely awesome, but kind of sad that “head of the house” is still a term...

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    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Should have said "No little D***s, huh?"

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    #66

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My mom would have said that she wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers!

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    #67

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    EVERYONE knows Franks mother!

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    #68

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And if not Dad, ask whoever's on First, etc., etc. >.<

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    Cookie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Queefs.

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    Never Mind
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My mother does that too. Every time.

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    Rieschelle Roberts
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I hope that catches on

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    #72

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    The Pelican
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    If you see this HAVE A GREAT DAY

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    #73

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I"'m not with that woman"

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Not a bad distraction.

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    #75

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    JV
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Some people have issues here.

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Rip her, i hope she learns her lesson

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    Alia G.
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I have to be the only teenager not embarrassed by my parents... Was singing along with a grateful dead song with my dad on the way to school with the windows open ha ha

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Mom needs to learn how to share the road.

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    #79

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    Kiss Army
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    8 years ago

    My mom tells me "It's interesting..."

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Indeed! WellThatsF...905839.jpg WellThatsFantastic-5af9187905839.jpg

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    #81

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Band is right up there with Black Guys Pee!

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    #82

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My mother would never have known - not sharing that kind of info!

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    #83

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Good for you. Must mean "O Neg"

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    #84

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    alwright
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    8 years ago

    You are not fake news, those are just alternative facts.

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    Judith Sullivan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Just so you know -- there are chocolate (tea)pots, and they are very collectable and valuable.

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    #87

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    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My mom : "I made you. i'll kill you "

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    #88

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    BusLady
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    8 years ago

    Probably scared the Hell out of him.

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    #89

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    If my mom did this I would reply by shouting "Hail Satan".

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    #90

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    Lydia Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    SOUTHERN SLANG

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    #91

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    annisa pramita siwi
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    The good SIL answer 'it's a toe of the famous desert animal' 😜😜

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    #92

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    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Truer advice has never been given!

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    #93

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sounds like Mom is a good cook. I'm hungry now, have to go....

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    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I don't know if it's still there but there used to be a huge Virgin Megastore on Oxford Street

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    #95

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Birth control.

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    #96

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Clever

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    #97

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    Janet Chávez
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I absolutely love this 😂

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    #98

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    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Spacebook sounds more fun than either of those.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Especially if you're drinking!

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    #100

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I hate being accused of shouting when I've got way more volume to go.

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    #101

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    J Perry
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Never tell her about video calls...

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    #102

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    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago

    noted :)

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    #103

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    SnowyLynx
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    8 years ago

    Damn mom

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    #104

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    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I'm going to use this insult sometime.

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    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My mom has 5 of us, all girls. When I was around 11 (the youngest) someone asked my my mom "How do you do it?" Her response " Bury them at 11 and dig them up when they are 18" Totally understood when my daughter turned 13.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    As long as you know what it means.

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    #107

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    When mum's aren't listening...

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    #108

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    It's a pretty common phrase in the right circumstances.

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    #109

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    Alison Canterbury Long
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And where fo you buy Podcast sauce?

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    #110

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Being mum doesn't make you automatically right.

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    #111

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I can hear her laughing... my mother told me the same "I hope your son will be as exhausting as you were!"

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    #112

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Nacho Libre?

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    #113

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I find myself calling Best Buy "Blockbuster" I must be related to your Mom.

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    #114

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    Miriam Brose
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    8 years ago

    In germany we call ALL baby birds "Küken". Unfortunately many people write "Kücken" and that makes me mad...

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    #115

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    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My Mom too! I still do not know what that means- Don't love a man just cuz he has money? Give the poor guy a chance cuz everyone is picking the rich guy? Don't be intimidated by a successful man or feel unworthy? For God's sake do not get involved with a man who can't support you??? I wish she spelled it out. When I divorced- I had to pay alimony for a year!

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    8 years ago

    My Mother keeps asking me what her phone number is. When I asked her how come she didn't know she said "well I didn't think I'd need to memorise it I mean I'm hardly going to need it to call myself am I?"

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    Bernadette Circle
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    😵

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    #119

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    We all heard this one!

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    ParticularlyGoodFinder
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    8 years ago

    I'm not sure "cute" is the right word here...

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    #121

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    BusLady
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    8 years ago

    Jesus is the reason for the season

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    Amaranthim Talon
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    8 years ago

    Damn mom! Harsh and judgey~

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    Christina Sersif
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    8 years ago

    We don't have in and out here so idk what either style is in the fry talk :(

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    Shari H
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    8 years ago

    She wasn't completely wrong...

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    #127

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What a strange sentence... 'stopped me on a rock'. ??

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    #128

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    MnM2520
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Unless it's college

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    BusLady
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    8 years ago

    The best present you can give her, is to load it for her and show her how to use it.

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    Bunzilla
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    8 years ago

    Well that was a run-on sentence.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    She's hinting that you take her with you.

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    Doodle_Danger
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    8 years ago

    I haven't been to the ocean often.... Red flag means too windy/ too big of waves right?

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    Miriam Brose
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    8 years ago

    Honestly, in that case I would refuse to even go there...

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    Cynthia Mendez
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    8 years ago

    I think she means its safer to not do it, than to carefully do it.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    She's been watching "Family Guy"

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    Gremlan jonnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    😂😂😂😂 I dont know why this made me laugh so hard but I cant stop it

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    ok... but will your husband be joining you?

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    J Perry
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My British in-laws always say "what's-their-face" As in "Oh, you know, what's-their-face". No, I really don't.

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    Amaranthim Talon
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    8 years ago

    That's what you thought...

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    "it reminds me of when you were conceived and..."."eww mom! stop"

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Bathroom is Bisexual.

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    Kim Charles
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My Nan used to call dumb and dumber mutt and mutter!

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I think I'm going to now...

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    Miriam Brose
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What? Now your belly button bullies you? Bad belly button, shame on you!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    If you've been in a serious wreck, believe me, no one is looking at your undies.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Why was she asking? :-)

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    When I was a barista, people would come in asking for "Lates" and got mad if you corrected them.

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    if the microwaved bacon is on this list, i may die a little inside....

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    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Recycling at its finest!

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    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Did she?

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    Taradactyal
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Your mom might have dysphagia

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    MnM2520
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Unless it's college

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    Miriam Brose
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Hope she did not want to print it out...

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    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    ....Like Carol in Walking Dead!

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    Celestial
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    ahhh return of the bisexual objects

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    Sami
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Haha. It's supposed to be a hernia

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sounds like she is the one who has been drinking.

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    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    "I only love my mom.."

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    LOttawa
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    8 years ago

    Then was the sink..ewww

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    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Ach!

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    Stina Kolling
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Wut?

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    Stephen Marshall
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    8 years ago

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    Well aren't you quite the elitist little b***h. Mom must be so proud. How's New York?

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    PyroKitty
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    My dog could definitely help.

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    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Boiling wouldn't turn it green

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    serena
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Hopefully you call her each time after she texts you that message, because otherwise you blatantly ignoring your mother for days like that is really crappy of you!

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    Stina Kolling
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    When I was 16 I went to live with my grandmother, who grew up on a dairy farm in Arkansas. She used to write up a grocery list & she knew I was from NY and liked bagels, so she'd put "bagoes" on the grocery list. I of course tried to tell her that it was "bageL", not "bagOE". Her reply was a simple "well that's how I spell it." My 16 year old brain was smart enough, even at that age, to think "well, I respect this woman; she's earned the right to call it a bagoe if she wants to call it a bagoe." And that was the end of that.

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