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Man Goes Full Broadway Trying To Snatch A Window Seat, Ends Up With Nothing But Embarrassment
You know how some people will do absolutely anything to get their way? I’m talking puppy eyes, Oscar-worthy performances, crocodile tears, and dramatic stories that would make Shakespeare jealous. Why? Well, because they think they deserve something more than you do. Yeah, those people exist everywhere, even 30,000 feet in the air.
One Redditor found himself in the middle of an airborne soap opera when a grown man tried to scam his way into a better seat with the power of fake tears and over-the-top manipulation.
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Traveling by plane can be full of surprises, but finding a guy stretched out in your seat trying to cry his way to an upgrade is next-level comedy
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One man finds his seat occupied by another man, who tries to manipulate him into giving up his seat, complete with fake tears and sob stories
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The seat thief fakes a breakdown, telling all kinds of sad stories, when the man refuses to give up the window seat he paid for
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The seat thief is forced to go back to his middle seat after the flight attendant intervenes and asks him to move, but he is not at all happy about it
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“I hope you have a terrible life”: As the plane lands, the seat thief gives the man his “well wishes,” angry he didn’t get his way
The OP (original poster), a 22-year-old guy, was just trying to enjoy his flight home after visiting friends. He had planned ahead and booked a window seat months in advance, because, let’s be real, window seats are elite. But then, just when he was about to sit back, pop in his headphones, and enjoy the view, he was surprised to find there was already a man sitting in his seat.
Not one to start drama, the OP politely informed the squatter that he was in the wrong place. That’s when things took a bizarre turn. Instead of a simple “Oh, my bad” and a swift relocation, the seat thief decided to make it everyone’s problem. He sighed dramatically and tried to emotionally manipulate the OP into switching with him, offering a glamorous trade for a middle seat a few rows back. Nice try, buddy.
The OP, unfazed by the theatrics, told the dude he was not interested in a middle seat. That should have been the end of it, right? Oh, no. This man went full Broadway, launching into a sob story about every misfortune he ever faced, trying to tug at OP’s heartstrings like a violin. And when that didn’t work, he cranked up the drama, fake crying loud enough to force the flight attendant to intervene.
Now, if you’ve ever flown before, you know flight attendants don’t have time for nonsense. This one simply stared at the man, unimpressed, and told him to move. But he didn’t just accept defeat. No, no, he huffed, puffed, and hit the OP with a curse as they landed: “I hope you have a terrible life.” Well, harsh words from a man who just embarrassed himself in front of a plane full of strangers.
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I get it, nobody wants to pay that extra fee to get a better seat, but some folks actually do splurge on comfort. I know I do. So, these folks should be able to use their seat without dealing with seat squatters, which is basically the airline equivalent of people who steal your parking spot. This new trend involves passengers plopping themselves into better seats, crossing their fingers, and hoping no one calls them out.
Airlines offer seat selection for a reason, and while some passengers might be too polite, or exhausted, to argue, most people who actually paid for their seat are not about to let it slide. If you want extra legroom or a window seat, do what the rest of us do—pay for it or get really lucky at check-in. Otherwise, enjoy that middle seat and reflect on your life choices, but don’t try to emotionally manipulate your way into a better seat.
The pros like to define emotional manipulation as “a form of psychological manipulation in which a person seeks to control another person’s emotions. It is often done through persuasion, coercion, or even emotional blackmail.” Well, that sounds peachy. Some people will do anything to get their way, and emotional manipulation is a classic go-to move.
It’s like a passive-aggressive art form, where guilt, fake tears, and exaggerated distress are weaponized against you. The goal? Make you feel so bad that you give in just to make the awkwardness stop. But here’s the thing—setting boundaries is important, and knowing when you’re being played is half the battle. The OP saw through the act, held his ground, and refused to be manipulated.
At the end of the day, OP did nothing wrong. The only crime here was that a grown adult thought he could cry his way into an upgrade. What’s next, fake fainting for an extra bag of peanuts?
So, what do you think of this story? Share your thoughts, and wildest travel stories, in the comment section below!
Netizens side with the man, saying he is not a jerk for refusing to give up his seat
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Kate Johnson 9 months ago
My response, "I hope you get some therapy, because you clearly need it."
Kate Johnson 9 months ago
My response, "I hope you get some therapy, because you clearly need it."
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