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‘Nice’ Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing ‘Losers’ Instead Of ‘Providers’ Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious
The revenge of the nerds is almost complete. What began in the 80s, with the guys from the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity showing up the jocks for the dull, boring characters that they truly are, has now morphed into a full-blown cultural revolution. Now, it’s the alpha males who are struggling to find dates.
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Sadly for the likes of Twitter user Stephen Vickers, the modern woman just doesn’t value basic qualities like physical protection and being ‘provided for’ the way that she used to– not even 700lbs of beef annually can replace a decent personality these days. What is the world coming to?
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Now, things may be different in Texas. It is an agricultural state with a large rural population that holds ‘traditional values’ close to their hearts, which is perfectly fine. But for those of us who have moved on, the tweet came across as a ridiculous reminder of the old days when it was what you had, not who you were, that decided your eligibility as a potential partner.
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The comments quickly began to pour in and didn’t disappoint, with Steve’s ‘I got beef’ brag coming in for a particular roasting.
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Because blaming women for one’s own inadequacies is always a major warning sign. When you are consistently not connecting with people, it is up to you to cultivate the kind of personality that makes you attractive!
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Lashing out at womankind for exercising the free will to choose charm, character and true love over a comfortable lifestyle is hardly the most endearing quality, is it?
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Stephen may have had a learning moment from the response to his tweet, and posted an update for some clarity as to his beliefs
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Before climbing back on board the beef train
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What do you think ?
Martata 6 years ago
He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.
tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)
To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..
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John Louis 6 years ago
PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?
Dave P 6 years ago
He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.
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Avital Pilpel 6 years ago
That's why I think he's not really a "nice guy". He responded to the criticism to the point and with humor. "Nice guys" always rage and attack when criticized.
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athornedrose 6 years ago
i'm confused. are you offering to pay me a dowry in beef? is someone a loser for having less physical beef? or metaphorical beef? I'm sure this was meant to attract someone, but it's not me. best of luck, man. i hope you find someone just like you.
Dave P 6 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw Where's the Beef? ask Wendy's. I think he was just saying "look at what I can provide to a family, lots of food" which to some is an asset.
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Max L. 6 years ago
I wouldn't find him this choosing. Loosers usually switch their point of view quickly.
Load More Replies... Mimi M 6 years ago
He needs to get on that farmer dating site, where there are lots of women who appreciate a guy like him.
Kate Johnson 6 years ago
I've seen that site, and you've probably made the most constructive comment here! 👍(*NOT* sarcasm! I sincerely mean this!)
Load More Replies... Avital Pilpel 6 years ago
"Man with a herd of 100 heads of cattle seeks good worker for marriage purposes" was quite a common advertisement for marriage in the 19th century, when marriage was essentially a business deal for most people. I thought these days you're supposed to actually care about the person you marry.
Bored Moogle 6 years ago
Nice guys always go on about how much money they make but can't get a girlfriend or wife but they also complain about women being gold-diggers. Make up your damn mind!
Martata 6 years ago
He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.
tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)
To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..
Load More Replies... John Louis 6 years ago
PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?
Dave P 6 years ago
He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.
Load More Replies... Avital Pilpel 6 years ago
That's why I think he's not really a "nice guy". He responded to the criticism to the point and with humor. "Nice guys" always rage and attack when criticized.
Load More Replies... athornedrose 6 years ago
i'm confused. are you offering to pay me a dowry in beef? is someone a loser for having less physical beef? or metaphorical beef? I'm sure this was meant to attract someone, but it's not me. best of luck, man. i hope you find someone just like you.
Dave P 6 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw Where's the Beef? ask Wendy's. I think he was just saying "look at what I can provide to a family, lots of food" which to some is an asset.
Load More Replies... Max L. 6 years ago
I wouldn't find him this choosing. Loosers usually switch their point of view quickly.
Load More Replies... Mimi M 6 years ago
He needs to get on that farmer dating site, where there are lots of women who appreciate a guy like him.
Kate Johnson 6 years ago
I've seen that site, and you've probably made the most constructive comment here! 👍(*NOT* sarcasm! I sincerely mean this!)
Load More Replies... Avital Pilpel 6 years ago
"Man with a herd of 100 heads of cattle seeks good worker for marriage purposes" was quite a common advertisement for marriage in the 19th century, when marriage was essentially a business deal for most people. I thought these days you're supposed to actually care about the person you marry.
Bored Moogle 6 years ago
Nice guys always go on about how much money they make but can't get a girlfriend or wife but they also complain about women being gold-diggers. Make up your damn mind!
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