117 Times People Miraculously Avoided The Biggest Disasters

Money is life, after all.

To forget about the crash and carry on. Like really carry on. Destination is more important than bike.

Beast Dad!

That’s why you always wear safety glasses

He doesn't love that poor tree though.

Avoid a mortorbike by jumping above it, keep his conversation going on on his phone/walkie-talkie. What the hell can impress this guy? (I would be dying from an heart attack on the floor,)

When Satan calls yo number, but Jesus got your back and says "Hold up bro; chill i got this."

Hot kitty, toasty kitty, purr purr purr

Dis boi smooth as silk B;)

Rejected by Shark, accepted by Life!

I'd leave it all as a monument.

I stepped on a nail once- but luckily the bottom of the shoe was thick enough, so i just got a little hurt.

Who takes a photo before grabbing the ring!?

This is what happens when you equip tiny, unformed brains with wheels. They run fast enough without them!

If I were you, I'd have prayed for it to have been on recording mode during all this.

i dont think thieves always get the credit they deserve. i mean how smart is that right there

Danger noodle.

I found this to be one of the more interesting disasters avoided. The material choice made all the difference. If it were silver or gold it would have had enough ductility to deform rather than break, resulting in a crushed ring. I also found it interesting that if any deformation occurred, it happened exclusively in the elastic region. This makes me want to do 3 things. 1) Get a tungsten-carbide ring myself. 2) Get several tungsten-carbide rings and test them to see if this was a fluke or not. I personally don't think it was. 3) Explore other applications for tungsten-carbide where cracking would be preferable to a large deformation.

Now THAT is a close call!

Fam squad goals

::clenches a**s::

Wtf happened here? Don't leave us hanging..

hahahaha! your son is adorable! I'm sorry for laughing at this though! my mom would be mad if i'd ever done this!

Finally found the one reason to own a hatchback.

Not a close call for the co-driver...

There are so many pics about how they saved their lives and then we have this one... Still a close call, I guess 😂😂😂

Have you tried rebooting it?

Thankfully, you didn't take both. That could've been horrendous.

Yeah.. or else, it would have been your poops moment.. I mean oops moment

Ah; the Lesser-known Limbofish.

Maybe you should consider buying a different color rug

Indecision leads to failure.

The car: I'm not sure if I can feel my limbs, no!

Still sore though

let me take a picture before i unplug the drain. :)

I once worked with a router and I accidentally touched the rotating blades with my pinky. it shredded the skin instantly but I was so f*****g lucky because I only touched it for less than a millisecond and it didn't do any harm deeper than the skin. could have easily lost my finger or at least have my muscle/nerves shredded that day.

Pennywise! Can you pass up the keys please?

I've seen this happen where I work. I also show these pics to the new guys that like to let their glasses slide down their noses and look over them instead of wearing them correctly.

How did you not notice before toothpaste?

Another "gentletree".

i'm curious about the effect

My theory? Curt is somewhere grinning stupidly

You would have figured it out sooner or later.

I always check first before committing!

Car: I'm done, no more roads.

That beer wasn't worth drinking anyway lol

Trees can be very kind to cars. ♥

How did this even get up there? And why?

Ehm...bulls eye?

Ouch

Mother-in-law needs to clean HER glasses first.

Apple laptops are expensive, you don''t expect this to happen!

I can never park my tree that nicely.

And that's why you don't let a motorcycle racer drive a boat.

Also you need to charge your phone

Those things are evil.

Don't ya hate it when nobody gets your point, except you?

god's like : F*ck this tree.

It's not over yet

Still got on our jeans

That has to be a calculated risk.

had this happen to me last week actually.. looking to move my space heater and the cable melted to the extension cord exactly like that.

remember it happen to goaltender Clint Malarchuk on March 22, 1989 he had his carotid artery sectionnated during an NHL game. remember all the blood in the ice. he was Lucky to be saved

What makes a can of Coke do this? (pardon my ignorance)

Captain Hook never had much luck.