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So here’s the thing. I’ve had the same bedside cabinet for over 35 years now (see photos below), and it’s steadily been collecting toys, tat, junk and memorabilia over that whole time. It’s essentially a time capsule of all the stupid stuff I’ve accumulated over the course of my entire life. So figured I would dive in, document and share this Cavalcade of Crap with you, fellow denizens of the internets.

Here’s a taster, but you can see more as I post it all up daily on Instagram over here:

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    The same bedside cabinet (and lamp!) in question, circa 1986 and 2017 respectively.

    Sadly, I am no longer 7.

    But I do still happily eat.

    I cheated and peeled the stickers off my Rubik’s cube.

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    DON’T MESS IT UP!

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    No ninjas please, we’re British.

    $2.87! Sighs wistfully.

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    The battery lasted for 20 years!

    Before the DS.

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    Be prepared.

    Defunct membership cards.

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    Garfield as a punk. I don’t know, either.

    MY Justice League.

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    I wish I still had the ridiculous shoes, too.

    None more 80s.

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    The wrong shade of Cliffjumper.