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Make it 6 months and they have no access to any of their assets.

Wait, you mean it is still a surprise even if you don't wait for the birth? Shocking!

Not just you, sometimes it's just right. Then it will be months before that happens again

Then you can ask those friends out to dinner your treat, but they can't come because of the kids!

I wish this wasn't so accurate 😒

I would 'except' that too.

I'm going against the grain here and say that unless the people in said fanciest house are douches to begin with, there's no reason to do this when someone politely asks you to keep it down for one afternoon in the entire year because of a wedding. The fact that it's the fanciest house holds no relevance.

I don't know. I think it was a valid request. It would only last as long as the ceremony so half an hour?

Not a terrible request. Don't be a child.... Help out a neighbor on their special day.

We had someone knock on our door last summer to let us know that they were having their son's bar mitzvah party in their garden so there would be noise and to pre apologise if we found it too loud. Turned out that as they lived in the next road along at the other end, we didn't here a thing.

Honestly, if they asked nicely and it was only for an hour or so, I'd hope my neighborhood would respect this person. If it was from 2 pm on....that's way too much to expect

We asked the same of ours neighbors for my son's wedding, on our patio, during Covid. Some stood on their decks and watched the ceremony- even clapping at the end. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Oh, I sound like my mom!

So many assumptions being made here ffs

Why not? A letter is even the most practical, just pin it to your fridge. I think it is a normal thing to do to ask/inform the neighbourhood this way, when it involves multiple neighbours. Do you expect them to ring at 10 to 20 houses on the day before the wedding to ask this? And return several times, because nobody is home? They have enough stress and work with preparations for the wedding. And fancy house, what is this supposed to mean? A billionaire living in simple neighbourhood and showing off - or just people who prioritize different than others? I too distribute letters in the vilage at New Years Eve, asking politely to not throw bombs (the Dutch type of fun fireworks are military level grenades) at the horses in the pasture at the back of the houses. I am certainly not doing house visits, I don't know when these people are home and several rent their house out as holiday home.

Anyone who would start up their lawn mower like that is an *A*S*S*H*O*L*E*, plain and simple.

In the Netherlands we just invite all the neighbors to the wedding. That way they make noise with us and everyone has a party.

I have a friend, cleaning holiday homes. She sometimes has to clean an absolute chaos, more iften it is left nice and neat. This is Europe, so none of these strange stories circulating on BP are a reality. Because she has to clean up an occasionable mess, she states that she leaves her room, when on holiday, too in chaos. As payback to an entirely innocent cleaner. We then had a talk about Karma and decency.

I wouldn't have a problem with it. I'm just wondering how noisy the neighborhood is that a note is required.

I would 100% be happy to stay quiet so that two lovely people could enjoy their once in a lifetime moment.

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That's not clever, they asked nicely, it was a one off very special event and unless they are really mean demanding people the other 364 days of the year it wasn't much to ask

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Nasty. 😠

My neighbour is a total douchebag. To get revenge for his endless petty acts, when he had his daughters engagement party in his garden his wife (he is not allowed onto our property to knock at our door) came round to borrow some garden chairs (which we gave them) and kind-of asked us and our two young children to keep the noise down. So 10 minutes into the party I decided to jet-wash my patio. I even let it run when I went inside for dinner

I'm not saying I wouldn't do the same.

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Lol

They should have sweetened the request with a slice of wedding cake in their mailbox..

Should've invited the neighbours

God bless that person

I love Laura!

Marrying is overrated, as long as you love your partner, care for them and be there for them. That's really all that matters in the end. Now if only I can convince my wife of these facts.

Avocado toast was your second

I feel like perhaps this can also be a metaphor for many things larger than carpets on floors perhaps

Omg seriously 🤣

I can attest that this is true for Uncles, too.

I want one of those low maintenance plants the type the pops into the kitchen and turns on the tap when its thirsty. And obviously while it's in there makes me a cuppa as well.

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Same mark, same

They deliberately reduce the lifespan of electronic devices in order to ensure that they will get continuous sales.

I have yet to meet these "other people". Do they really exist?

Looking at my notes, yep your an adult now, no it doesn't feel any different, sorry we lied. But you do get some debt, lots of responsibilities and it looks like you opted for the basic model which doesn't come with a manual unfortunately. And can you send in the next one on your way out, byeee

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Yes please

I had to work a long time to be this ugly and awkward, but thankfully I don't have any personality disorders

Everyone was thinking 'Thank God it's over.' Or is that just my antisocial self speaking

Yeah, one time my doctor asked if I was in pain at all and I said oh, you know, just the normal amount. Same reaction.