This Online Group Celebrates Kittens That Are ‘Illegally Smol’ And Here Are 50 Of The Most Adorable Pics
It ain't easy being a cat—simply entering this world too small gets you a criminal record with your mug shot made public for everyone to see. Well, kind of.
There's a subreddit called Illegally Smol Cats, and it has 391,000 members sharing cute pictures of tiny kittens. "It should be illegal to be that adorable," the online community writes in its description. And they are right.
The images show these furry villains and their crimes such as napping or enjoying the warmth of a laptop charger, and the amount of damage they do to your stomach due to inducing a never-ending "aww" is unparalleled.
Continue scrolling and see for yourself.
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My Baby Void When She Was The Tiniest Of Soot Sprites
Probably not her name. Many people refer to their all black fuzzy fur babies as Voids.
Load More Replies...The subreddit's size becomes even more impressive when you consider that it was created in August 2019. Also, it has only two moderators running the show, who assign posts into one of these categories: "Criminally Smol", "Smol and Angy", "Honorary Smol Kitty", "Full Grown Smol", "Smol Beach Kitty", and "Smol, Yet Chonk".
As we know, cats are adorable at any age, but figuring out how old a kitten is can help determine what sort of care they need. Sometimes it can be tricky to tell. However, Alley Cat Allies released a guide, which should help us to tell how old the cats in these pics are in no time, at least some time.
I Sneezed
How could you scare the little voids and their sibbling like that?
"The Little Voids and Their Sibling" is a fantastic title for something!
Load More Replies...I have a big orange tabby former badass tom cat (now fixed) who always jumps when I cough or sneeze.
When kittens are first born, they are completely helpless—their eyes are closed, their ears are folded, and they can't even stand, keep themselves warm, or eat on their own. At this stage, they rely on their mom completely. They fit in the palm of our hand and weigh 3-5 ounces. These babies spend about 90 percent of their time sleeping and the other 10 percent eating.
One week into this world, they are becoming more aware of their surroundings, and their eyes are almost completely open, though their eyesight is still unfocused. They have doubled their birth weight to around eight ounces, and at about seven days old, a kitten's ears will unfold as well.
During their second week, kittens continue to grow fast. After 14 days, their ears are almost completely uncurled and they begin to crawl around, although they still depend completely on their caregiver for food and waste elimination.
Great Love
Oh to be a tiny kitten encircled by the warmth, love, and protection of my mom...
By the third week, you can tell if the kittens are boys or girls. Their sharp teeth are coming in and they become more confident in walking around. Now is the time to provide them with a litter box and wet food.
Four-week kittens are sturdy on their feet and like playing with each other, toys, and people. They start to look like fluffy, mini versions of their mother and are showing interest in the outside world. They are ready to begin socializing!
At this point, it's still a while before kittens are ready for their loving homes, but with each day, their sentence for being "smol" gets shorter and shorter.
Saw This On Instagram
Came home four xmases ago and found Scar in tipped over Xmas container in the sink. Kid and I laughed our a**esoff!
Did that once looking for my 13 month old. He was asleep in the toy box with the kitten under his brothers bed
The Alarm Didn’t Work And He Overslept. Boss Won’t Like This
I love him, and I love your sheets. Would you please tell me where they were purchased? Thank you , and have a most interesting, loving , fun, cuddly life with your new furbaby..
Evolution Of Angy
My Best Friends Cat, Jolene
I love that name. It's actually one of the names I'm considering when I get a second cat.
Suspect Attempted Camouflage
That looks edited but okay but is it a small leaf or is it a big leaf what is it can someone tell me where explain this picture
I think it’s fake, the left ear has some odd stuff going on.
Load More Replies...Waking Up To 2021
From Illegally Smol To Absolute Units
The adults are the "mainecoon queens" (i dont think its the same kittens though) on insta. I am a fan! They are sooo pretty :)
My cali-girl "Miss Punx" went from about 3 ounces to 17 1/2 pounds! She's bigger than my male cat! 20201216_2...4a70f0.jpg
Shameless!! Not Only Criminally Smol, But Also Trying To Escape Quarantine!
Next stage: storming the Capitol and insisting that the world is flat
No! He's asking if he can move in and quarantine with you! Let him in!
Kitty knows that world is round. It`s a ball of wool to play with. Kittens rule the world!
I’m Hostage Of This Vicious Criminal And Now I’m Gotta Take Him Wherever He Wants
It's a little girl (three colors are girls) and she is adorable!
3 colors doesn't equal it being a girl. While fairly rare, male 3 color cats do occur.
Load More Replies...tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute to be a criminallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...... tooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeee toooooooooooooooooooooo dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Well how could you not fall victim to her adorable little self & not want to take her where she pleases 🥰 she is the queen of the house now & you shall do whatever she wishes, or I can come take her off your hands 😆
A Criminal Trying To Plead Mercy With His Big Eyes
Are you referring to the cat as a “this”, similar to an “it”, mere human???
Load More Replies...Face Mask
Thats y we all need extra masks with us at all times. nvr know when u need to make a Smol emergency hammock.
Biohazard
Heated Mattress In Criminals Jail Cell
Ahhh....the magical brick of warmth! Keep my beans nice and toasty.
We all know the part of the charger that keep our beans toasty and cozy.
Criminal Has Been Successfully Detained
Criminals Have Birthdays Too
oh my god the way its looking at the cake with its little birthday hat IS SO FREAKING CUTE
Smol.jpg
You cannot move her, you cannot sleep on the bed, you CANNOT wake her up, thats her bed for as long as she stays there, nothing you can do
Look How Cute
My Cat Sampson And Her Mini-Lions
Running An Illegally Smol Business
She Is Buttons. Fear Her
Scammer!
Better than any phone :) and you don't have to charge it, just love it and take care of it for years to come
It does need charging but it charges itself which is good but it's not always at the most convenient times.
Load More Replies...Not My Work But I Thought It Essential For This Sub To See
That is a perfect depiction of very tiny kitty on hard cold concrete
Criminal With Known Associate
La Brava! ( If you know where this reference comes from, I applause to you)
No Talk He Angy
Ain't nothin colder than the cold shoulder of a little kitty... nothin!
Arrest Me Now
It Is Literally A Bean
I just can't stand it... I can't stand it any more... argh! Too cute!
The Void Stares Back
I've had dozens of cats in my 74 years and not one shredded the toilet paper, paper towels, or anything else. Just lucky, I guess.
Idk what it is about the little black kittens that just steal my heart 🥰
Is This An Open Carry State?
Tiny Cat At Large For Being Unreasonably Cute. If Spotted, Report To Local Pawthorities Immediately
I will never turn her in I would be a willing accomplice to whatever she wants
Look at that face! 'Oh, you wouldn't turn me in would you human? You wouldn't do that to me?'
I love that her tail color and her body color are so different. The amazing variety of colors and patterns on cats is terrific.
Was On A Delivery And She Made A Bee Line For Me, Went Through The Hole In A Chain Link Fence And Jumped In My Car To Get Me. It Was Fate
Aww look how she curled up on your seat❣ welcome home kitten, you chose your human slave well 🥰
Upset Even Though It’s His Own Fault
"Listen, Martha, could we skip the lecture about drinking too much and get to the part where you bring me a cup of coffee and a bottle of aspirin?"
Pro-tip: You can get eddible kitty litter for kittens. Kittens tend to go through a phase when transitioning to solids where they will try to eat just about anything.
When I was litter box training the kittens my cat had, one tried to eat litter so I had to use my finger and fling it out of her mouth before she swallowed it, but the funny thing was she didn't want to eat wet food!!!
never use absorbing kitty litter until they're at least 8-9 weeks old...it can kill them
No Seriously, His Name Is Literally & Legally Smol Boi
Tiny Hacker Commits Cyber Crimes
Just put that youtube video of a fly on and you have hours of entertainment
They Pick Us, We Don’t Pick Them. Even Grouchy Old Plumbers Are Not Immune
If that isn't the best advertisement for a business then I don't know what is!
As a cat owner, I'd be more than happy to hire a plumber who is a cat lover to come round. I've had to shut my cats in various rooms of the house before because the contractor didn't like cats.
Load More Replies...Saw a semi driver yrs ago that had one on his.shoulder. Made other half speed up so kid could see him! Cute as 💩!
That's wonderful. You should feel complimented by having this baby choose you for a dad.
He still looks a little unsure about all this. Getting there, though!
Zola When She Was A Baby, Being A Little Loaf
I love it when tiny kittens do adult-cat things like meatloafing. It's a cat, but in miniature!
My cat is a loaf-cat too! She looks like she's about to take off and hover away. Like this but black. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1136592555443924992%2F-A9Q65yE_400x400.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fhoverrrcat&tbnid=dtGXjaPnp5bkLM&vet=12ahUKEwih6u7qjMDuAhVkADQIHVBrAy4QMygFegUIARC9AQ..i&docid=S3iiUBhkvIdMyM&w=314&h=314&q=howvercat&safe=active&ved=2ahUKEwih6u7qjMDuAhVkADQIHVBrAy4QMygFegUIARC9AQ
Just A Quartet Of Puff Balls...
What A Little Criminal!
Gus Was The First Of His Litter To Come Out From Under The Porch (And Scream At Me To Leave)
Don't Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again
It looks like the laundry detergent is plugged in
Load More Replies...I would neva do dat, as long as u be mine, DA 2 OF U OR IMMA REPORT U TO THE POLICE. *gunshot* cat: well, that was easy and stupid.
He’s Just Sitting There... Menacingly
If he's selling the sofa, it's an actual crime --- false advertising, sofa much smaller than it seems.
Even though he doesent move, there will be cat hair all over that couch in 1 minute
Our Company Is Gonna Close Bc Our CEO Is A Criminal
GOD, WHAT IS GOING ON? cat: bring me my treats me: aye aye sir! and gunshot sound! Cat: die hooman
This Is Leo
are you William Afton aka Purple Guy from FNAF?
Load More Replies...Leo is so neat! You know when Leo is older he will be a neat sitter. All paws perfectly aligned, all in the right position with a big floofy tail wrapped perfectly around them. He'll have big expectant eyes, proud cheeks and an explosion of whiskers.
My cat looks exactly like that and his name is leo! What are the odds?
Kitty Discovering She Has Feet
The video of this kitty discovering all her feetsies is so unbelievably precious!!
"We hacked your phone, send 1000 dollars or we will leak your photos" The photos:
My Mom Made A Napkin Hat For A Smol Kitty
"Please help me down from table, I must harvest potatoes for the Motherland's vodka production"
*Plows field with Panzer that was "found" while "Hunting"*
Load More Replies...These Two Delinquents My Friend Recently Adopted
You're not allowed to move your feet anymore and now have to keep standing there. They're secretly cops or work for cops and successfully detained you
that's a kitty sign of contentment...they are happy with you. kudos
Is This Illegally Smol?
Meet Tax Evasion!
Trying to add a pic of my boys...😥boy now. Unfortunately Scar had to be put down 6 months ago. Too stupid on this d** thing.
Trying to add a pic of my boys...😥boy now. Unfortunately Scar had to be put down 6 months ago. Too stupid on this d** thing to do it. Scar was my special kitty as hubby always called him...had a brain tumor. Killed me! Tally is more hubby’s kitty. More reserved. Guess that makes me special too!
Don't Touch Me I'm Angry
Little Elizabeth Before She Came Home With Us (Bonus Toe Beans!)
Two Delinquents Illegally Taking Over The Sofa
They are munchkin cats. They have artificially short legs. I think it's very sad to breed cats that can't run and climb.
Load More Replies...Newt Was Found By The Dumpster Two Weeks Ago. She’s Doing Great So Far
Seriously, what is that weird litter-stuff? Do you use twigs over there in the US?
He Kept Trying To Ruin My Code, But Was Too Small To Push The Keys Down
My cat sat on the keyboard and send to my boss bunch of gibberish to which he replied "I don't understand :)". I have a really nice boss.
On Her Way To Be Rescued After Mama Abandoned Her For A Couple Of Days
Criminal Caught Surfing The Web
My Illegally Smol Boy At Two Months Old. He Was The Runt Of The Litter. Took Forever To Be Consistently Over One Whole Pound. His Name Is Munchie, Short For Munchkin. Can Of Food For Scale
Got Ma Shoo
Illegally Smol And Exhausted
Soon To Be Ageing Out Of The Juvie System, Its Big-Time Jail For This Criminal
Dotty The Illegal Construction Site Intruder
This Is Boba! She's Tiny
Dapper Little Aspen, He’ll Grow Into His Bow Tie!
I Have A New Office Partner. His Name Is Thicc Charlie
My Cat The Day I Adopted Him
Look At Those Ears
Found This Miniscule Trespasser Sat In My Chair
Cup Sized
Hiding From The Authorities
I Thought I Lost Her... I Was Running All Around My House Like A Crazy Person. How...?
Found This Picture Of An Imprisoned Criminal Caught In The Act
it looks staged, I don't get how the cat managed to get there. If staged, it is very cuel to trap a cat in a plastic jar just for a picture.
it's probably not staged, though. look at how close the top of the food bucket is to the catto condo.
Load More Replies...Thought You Guys Might Enjoy My Little Criminal. Her Name Is Rosie And She’s Currently On The Run For Possession Of Squishy Toe Beans And A Floofy Tail
Now He Never Leaves The Bed
Criminals Are Coming, Hide Everyone!
I'm Glad We Didn't Get Caught
I Think You'll Enjoy The Sunbathing In Jail, You Criminals
Hairy ugly hand blocking most of poor cat ... it’s not an ugly hand contest, or the fat ginger dyke above would be number one and this two
Don't Worry Guys, She Is Arrested
That isn't going to be comfortably for that kitty to be held like that.
She is so adorable! I don't like the way she's being held though. She looks scared and it looks uncomfortable. Be kind!
loved every single one.i do a lot of horror themed work from writing to designing album covers---at the end of my satanic day i just watch kitten videos on youtube---beautiful lil floofs calm the soul.
I just adopted an 8-week-old kitten. He is AMAZING! And soooooo smol!!!
All animals are adorable, small or big and they need our respect and kindness.
These are fantastic photos - angels in disguise - will give us all a big lift - this is what we need!!
loved every single one.i do a lot of horror themed work from writing to designing album covers---at the end of my satanic day i just watch kitten videos on youtube---beautiful lil floofs calm the soul.
I just adopted an 8-week-old kitten. He is AMAZING! And soooooo smol!!!
All animals are adorable, small or big and they need our respect and kindness.
These are fantastic photos - angels in disguise - will give us all a big lift - this is what we need!!
