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Woman Gets Sweet Revenge On Man Who Keeps Parking Illegally By Smearing Jam On His Van
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The police are meant to protect us and keep our communities safe. But in reality, most of our experiences with them go something like this: something bad happens, so you call the cops. You wait 45 minutes for them to show up, and at that point, the damage is done or the danger is gone.
That’s why one woman got tired of sitting around and waiting for the police and decided to take matters into her own hands. Below, you’ll find the full story that she recently posted on Reddit detailing how she got petty revenge on a terrible parker, as well as a conversation between the author and Bored Panda!
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Few things infuriate residents more than parking disputes
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So when the police made it clear that they wouldn’t help this woman move an illegally parked van, she took matters into her own hands
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“Perhaps the police think they have bigger fish to fry, but I’d say people being able to safely access their own home [is] pretty important”
To find out more about this situation, we got in touch with the author of this post, Reddit user Dismylik16thaccount. She was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain what inspired her to share this story in the first place.
“I was proud of my work and wanted to share it. It was so simple yet so satisfying, and I wanted others to be able to enjoy the satisfaction of this justice being served,” the OP says.
We were also curious about where the man driving this van came from. “He seems to work in the building across the road from us,” Dismylik16thaccount shared.
And why weren’t the police doing anything about his illegal parking? “Honestly, you’d have to ask them,” the OP says. “I too hoped they would have some power to enforce parking penalties but apparently not.”
“They kept suggesting I take it up with the council, but the council website says issues like this are a police matter, so it seems they’re both just trying to fob the job off to the other because neither wants to deal with it themselves,” she continued. “Perhaps the police think they have bigger fish to fry, but I’d say people being able to safely access their own home and pedestrians being safely able to walk along the street are pretty important.”
Thankfully, the author found the responses to her story just as amusing as readers found her post. “I definitely enjoyed reading them. A lot of them were quite funny,” she told Bored Panda. “It was also very validating to have all these people on my side after the police, council, and owner of the van had all been so dismissive of me.”
Finally, Dismylik16thaccount added that this may not be her last act of petty revenge. “I still have the jar of jam just in case, I’m not afraid to use it again.”
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Nearly half of all homeowners have had a parking dispute with a neighbor
Whether you’re desperately hoping to find a free spot in the center of your city or circling around your building for 30 minutes hoping someone leaves, it’s safe to say that parking can often be a stressful experience. In fact, a survey from AppyParking found that nearly half of drivers consider parking to be the most stressful aspect of operating a vehicle.
And it’s no secret that parking disputes can often drive wedges between neighbors. According to a poll from Churchill Motor Insurance, 48% of homeowners admit that they’ve had an issue with a neighbor over parking. Apparently, residents often find their garages or driveways blocked, or if they have an allocated parking spot, it’s sometimes simply taken.
16% of homeowners admit that they’ve argued with a neighbor about parking, and over a third feel like they have to compete with their neighbors to get a parking spot.
So what is the best way to resolve these issues? Most of us don’t want to make enemies with everyone who lives in the same building or neighborhood, so it’s best to find a way to secure your parking spot without becoming a target.
When it comes to solving these disputes legally, Super Lawyers recommends first trying to have a chat with your neighbor. Perhaps it was just a misunderstanding! And if you can’t get a hold of them, you might try sending a polite letter explaining the issue.
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It’s usually not necessary to involve law enforcement when resolving parking issues
If you live in an HOA neighborhood, don’t hesitate to get them involved. And if that hasn’t helped, it might be time to file a proper complaint through the parking authorities or law enforcement in your city. Of course, it’s always ideal to resolve these issues before they escalate, but as the author here found out, sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.
Another aspect of this story is the involvement (or lack thereof) of the police. And if you’re wondering when you should actually call the police, and whether it will be worth it or not, USAHello explains on their site when it’s best to dial that emergency number.
If you or others around you are in imminent danger, due to an active fire, a medical emergency, a mental health crisis, a serious crime (such as gunshots, a robbery, domestic violence or assault) or you’ve been in a car accident where at least one person was injured, don’t hesitate to call the cops.
However, if you’re in a situation where you’re not currently at risk, it’s probably better to call your police station instead. For example, if a crime has already occurred, you’ve been in a car accident where there were no significant injuries, you notice suspicious activity, you lost your wallet, you need your criminal record, or you’d like to request a wellness check on someone else, it’s best to avoid the emergency number.
We would love to hear your thoughts on this situation in the comments below, pandas. How would you have dealt with this illegal parking issue? Feel free to weigh in, and then if you’re interested in reading another Bored Panda article featuring similar drama, look no further than right here!
Amused readers shared their reactions, as well as suggestions for next time, and the author joined in on the conversation
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Tonyah Mcanelly 1 year ago
I had a neighber who allowed her kids to jump on the hoods of peoples cars including mine. So I took a bunch of jolly ranchers licked them and stuck the to her windshield it was fun watching her try to get them off. her kids were better contained after that .
Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 1 year ago
No need to slash tires. Simply let the air out of two. Betcha he doesn't have 2 spares in his vehicle. Did this to a HS teacher who cheated me out of my letter. Last day of school, kids were everywhere . He parked in the circle drive just outside the classroom/theater where exit doors were. I let the air out of 3 tires on his vintage Cadillac. A bunch of us were still there when he came out. It was awesome!
HTakeover 1 year ago
Next time, carefully mix in a little Potassium Permanganate powder. That stuff will stain everything it touches, so use disposable everything and double glove up. Everything he touches until he thoroughly washes his hands will be purple - his clothes, car interior, skin. The cloth stains will be permanent.
Abraxas59 1 year ago
Better than slashing tyres cos if you do that they can’t move lol and that is illegal jam ain’t hehehe although sugar in the petrol tank works to they won’t notices for a mile or two when it goes thru engine it’s way from you n well I mean can’t prove it was you right 😂🤷♀️
Tonyah Mcanelly 1 year ago
I had a neighber who allowed her kids to jump on the hoods of peoples cars including mine. So I took a bunch of jolly ranchers licked them and stuck the to her windshield it was fun watching her try to get them off. her kids were better contained after that .
Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 1 year ago
No need to slash tires. Simply let the air out of two. Betcha he doesn't have 2 spares in his vehicle. Did this to a HS teacher who cheated me out of my letter. Last day of school, kids were everywhere . He parked in the circle drive just outside the classroom/theater where exit doors were. I let the air out of 3 tires on his vintage Cadillac. A bunch of us were still there when he came out. It was awesome!
HTakeover 1 year ago
Next time, carefully mix in a little Potassium Permanganate powder. That stuff will stain everything it touches, so use disposable everything and double glove up. Everything he touches until he thoroughly washes his hands will be purple - his clothes, car interior, skin. The cloth stains will be permanent.
Abraxas59 1 year ago
Better than slashing tyres cos if you do that they can’t move lol and that is illegal jam ain’t hehehe although sugar in the petrol tank works to they won’t notices for a mile or two when it goes thru engine it’s way from you n well I mean can’t prove it was you right 😂🤷♀️
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