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Before I landed in Sri Lanka, my mental mood board was pretty simple: palm trees, golden sand, and maybe a coconut or two. Standard tropical island vibes, right?

Wrong. Within 48 hours, I realized that Sri Lanka isn’t just an island; it’s a glitch in the matrix where nature and culture decided to have a wild party and invited everyone. From “traffic jams” caused by wild elephants to commuters who literally hang off trains for fun, here are 10 things I saw in Sri Lanka that made me question reality.

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    here are moments that make you feel small, and then there is standing next to a wild elephant family during ‘The Gathering.’ It’s not a zoo; it’s a masterclass in how beautiful life is when it’s free.

    Just a casual reminder that no matter how much effort you put into your vacation outfit, this guy will always show up and literally ‘out-fabulous’ you.

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    They say Sri Lanka is made of tea and sunshine, but I think it’s actually made of fire and spirit. Watching a traditional dancer perform is like watching the history of the island come to life.

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    I went on safari to find myself, but I think this guy found me first. Currently calculating if my travel insurance covers ‘unplanned staring contests with apex predators.’ 🐆

    I told my boss I was going to ‘reach new heights’ this year. I didn’t mention it involved a wooden pole, a colorful skirt, and a 0% chance of actually catching a fish.

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    The best views in life aren’t just about the horizon—they’re about the people standing on the edge with you, sharing the ‘Decision Detox’ we all desperately needed.

    Me before eating Sri Lankan Pol Sambol: ‘I love spicy food!’ Me after: ‘Is my tongue still attached? Is the room supposed to be spinning?

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    Who needs a gym membership when you can get a full-body workout just trying to hang onto the Hogwarts Express? 10/10 for the views, 0/10 for my hair integrity.

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    They say Sri Lanka is made of tea and sunshine, but I think it’s actually made of fire and spirit. Watching a traditional dancer perform is like watching the history of the island come to life.

    Photo by Alex Azabache

    Me trying to look approachable at the airport after a 12-hour flight. Sri Lankan traditional masks don’t just ward off evil spirits; they also make for the ultimate ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign. 🎭